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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Healing Hands by BookRead reviews
Another Sexy Eddie entry. Dr Cullen has a patient in very naughty blue panties. Worth the rating and lemony pie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mascara by FallenMystery reviews
Katie has a problem. You see, mascara stains white shirts. Oh, and she’s head over heels in love with her best friend, but focus on the real problem here, won’t you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Acceptable Human Being by lalas reviews
She was staring again. She was staring so hard that it was a wonder that his head hadn’t burst into flames yet. “Great Merlin’s dirty underpants—Evans have you finally decided…decided I’m an acceptable human being?” L/J and a little shameless snogging
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Meaning of the Lilyflower by rileyluvr13 reviews
When Lily rashly promises her name is worth nothing, James bets her he can prove it is. If he succeeds, Lily will go on a date with him, but what if he doesn't? LExJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,622 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About James Potter by AlannaDragon reviews
Loosely based on the movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Full summary inside. CHAPTER 28 REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,120 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Me or Hate Me it's still an Obsession by LilyHeartsJames reviews
LJ. 'I HATE YOU' Lily screamed, 'You know what they say, love me or hate me it's still an obsession' James replied smirking. Lily glared at him 'See you around Foxy' he said walking off, 'I hate you' she muttered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Muggle Studies Magic by fuzzyfirebunny reviews
Lily and James are forced to complete a Muggle Studies project together but neither has any idea who the other is! Despite herself, Lily begins to open her heart to the stranger...but will James' good luck last? LJ, SBOC. My first fic! :D [Complete!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
twilight free write ha ha it rhymes reviews
dont read this is crap unless you like crap then go a head and read it i will never come up to your expectations and yes i am rambling and it is fun and i will never update
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete