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Joined 03-05-08, id: 1517117, Profile Updated: 06-06-18
Author has written 15 stories for Mario, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, and Fire Emblem.

Herein lies the tomb of AllHailMario

2008-whenever his last fanfic was

His work could best be described as "earnest" or perhaps "why did they give a boy his age coffee?"

Memento mori

Carpe diem

Insert Latin phrase of choice here

Instead, welcome to the glowing, verdant world of Second Wolf, the fanfic-writing side of fantasy author James Wolven (the "first wolf," if you will). My writing path really first began here on this site over a decade ago, when I was thirteen and would bash my face into the keyboard, stare at the resulting text through smarting, bleary eyes, and say to myself, "Yes, this is excellent prose and development." As a rabid Nintendo fan, AllHailMario was my alias. His epitaph lies up above, fallen but never forgotten.

If you want a good laugh, you can read my stories from prior to June 6th, 2018. Some people still appear to enjoy them, though they are but awkward revenants of my literary past. None of the unfinished ones will ever be finished, but hey, it's entertaining seeing where I've come from.

About me: I am a published author with one novella and one full-length novel available on Kindle, The Whisper of the Coals and Mourn respectively. As a nerd with an overactive imagination, fantasy is often my realm of choice. I am also a professional voice actor, with the bulk of my work being indie video games, audiobooks and online animation. Creating fascinating, believable new worlds and characters is my lifeblood, and I hope you will come along with me for the ride.

Wolven trivia time
Real name: James Burton (turns out there are over 2,100 other James Burtons in the U.S. alone, and I felt it would be easier to adopt a pseudonym than it would be to track down and kill all the others)
Height: 6'05"
Top 3 favorite books: Dracula by Bram Stoker, The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski, and Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo
Top 3 favorite video game franchises: Fire Emblem, The Legend of Zelda, and Uncharted (Xenoblade Chronicles sneaks in at 4!)
My 3 spirit characters: Ike (Fire Emblem), Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), and Valvatorez (Disgaea 4)
Favorite animal: Wolf - who woulda thunk?
Practicing religion: Evangelical Christian

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YouTube channel (book readings, voice actor interviews, nerdy opinions)
Addicted to Voice Acting (voice over blog)

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Neophyte Romancers by S. A. Morley reviews
When Rundas discovers what Valentine's Day is, he is excited to present a gift to Samus... but what? As he and Ghor team up to impress their huntresses, the two spread chaos and hilarity - the ignorant lovers failing at each venture they attempt. Will they ever get it right?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rundas, Samus A. - Complete
Super Mario 11: Penumbra Rising by NintendoMasterGC reviews
Mario's destiny, foretold by the Oracle, is coming to pass...and destiny, no matter how undesirable, no matter how evil, cannot be resisted... Behold the triumph of the ultimate evil. Rated T for demons and bloodshed and other good stuff.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,198 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Peach, Mario - Complete
Pokemon Spotlight by Dalek-Who reviews
Where humor itself discusses the Positives and Negatives of some of the best and worst Pokemon of all time!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
Electronic Intelligence by Prioris reviews
Post-Fusion. When the Federation condemns Adam for his role in the BSL Incident, Samus enlists the help of a young scientist to save him. As sinister forces array against them, they must race against time to uncover a conspiracy of galactic proportions.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,922 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Samus A., OC - Complete
Super Mario 10: Ascendancy of Darkness by NintendoMasterGC reviews
Two royals, two relations, two destinies...ONE VICTOR. Princess Peach is about to discover something that will change her life forever...for the worse. Rated T for "Tons" of scary scenes and violence, not to mention those pesky demons.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,520 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Peach, Mario - Complete
The L Stands for Loser by TheWimpzilla reviews
Updated by the strict schedule of "when I feel like it", The L Stands for Loser takes a look into the gradual mental traumatization of everyone's second favorite plumber and his everlasting struggle against the universal plague commonly known as bad luck.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Luigi - Complete
Luigi's Dragons 2: Shards of Neglect by Aeolian Mode reviews
Sequel to Luigi's Dragons. Two years after the events of Luigi's Dragons 1, the Mario Brothers find themselves once again embroiled in a plot involving dragons and conquest- but this time, much more is at stake. Currently Discontinued
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,781 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Luigi, Mario
Feral by Velkyn Karma reviews
Meeting the Feral Ones had appalled her. But Lethe was too strong, too proud, to fall into their ranks...or so she thought. Can one be saved from something impossible to return from? Complete.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,903 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Lethe, Ike - Complete
Luigi's Dragons by Aeolian Mode reviews
LD is a story about a clash between good and evil Dragons, and Mario and Luigi are thrown into the middle of it. Full of Luigi and Mario angst. Moderate violence. Complete!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,601 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Luigi - Complete
Mario and Peach's Gift of the Magi by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
Three gold coins. That was all. Peach counted it over and over again, but there was not much to count. Three single gold coins, and the next day was Christmas...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Super Mario 9: Guardians of the Rainbow by NintendoMasterGC reviews
The ninth in a series. Follow Mario's adventure as he continues his fight against the shadows of evil! Previous stories, plus illustrations and bios, may be found on my website. Rated T for violence, scary scenes, evil demons, and other good stuff.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 94 - Words: 79,846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Peach, Mario - Complete
Mario Goes To Disney World by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
Mario and the gang go to Walt Disney World to celebrate Peach's birthday... but will Bowser spoil the fun for everyone?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,167 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Mario, Luigi
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War of the Fables, Arc 1: Cinders and Wildfires reviews
Ten years before a climactic battle with the God-Titan Arceus, determined to reshape the country in his image, Red Hearthfire begins an odyssey to obtain the Badges of Kanto but unearths a haunting, apocalyptic secret his parents created. To combat it, he will either discover the light in his darkness or replace it as an even worse villain in this reimagining of Pokemon lore.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/7
Once in a Hundred
Raaling is the first male Gerudo born after Ganondorf's failed insurrection against Hyrule. Destined to be the leader of his people, Raaling finds himself embroiled in a campaign to prevent the revival of the Goddess of the Sand. Yet every action has consequences, and as the years pass, the troubled prince finds that no good deed done for his people will go unpunished.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,602 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/8
Divided reviews
Ultimate Tournament's sequel. After an enigmatic man and his organization, Horizon, invade the academy and scatter the fighters, Ike is left with no choice but to travel each dimension and piece together both an army to take back the Linking Dimension and the history behind Horizon. With time running out quickly, will Ike lead such a motley crew to victory or go down trying?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ike, Pit
Mario Parody: Luigi vs Mini-Game Island reviews
From the same nut that brought you Blooper Mario Sunshine comes a spoof of the original Mario Party's Mini-Game Island, where Luigi conquers the mini-games one by one to improve himself. With increasingly nutty challenges and a sinister influence in the background, can Luigi survive long enough to become the fabled Super Star?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Luigi, Toad
Blooper Mario Sunshine reviews
A wacky parody of Super Mario Sunshine which involves a mean-spirited FLUDD, not-so-succulent seafood, and a poorly-designed Mecha Bowser. Read as Mario puts up with all the madness!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,477 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Mario - Complete
White Aura reviews
Seraph is a Lucario and part of Steel Whole, a small Pokemon fighting "school." When a Lucario named Geode and his misguided band of individuals tears the unity of the school apart, Seraph winds up fighting for not just those he loves, but the world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Lucario, Gallade/Erlade
Infestation and Medicine? reviews
Link's leg is paralyzed from an attack by a strange creature. These creatures are swiftly appearing all over Hyrule, threatening the peace once more. While on another adventure to end them, Link must try to cure his leg with very strange medicine...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Bane of Existence reviews
After taking a mysterious job involving rescuing a human girl, a young Charizard rescue team leader finds himself having to stop a mythical, ancient beast from running amok in the world once more. What will he do with the girl he rescued?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,004 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Charizard/Lizardon, Feraligatr/Ordile
I Never Wanted To Be King reviews
Most saw Raven King Naesala as a selfish, greedy traitor. What nobody fathomed was his inner fear and pain from being forced into kingship over tragedy-stricken Kilvas. While Tibarn questioned the Phoenicis massacre, Naesala had nightmares of his own.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naesala, Tibarn - Complete
Secrets Buried Deep reviews
Where did he come from? Why did he look up to Greil so much? How did he join the mix? Just who is he? Nobody's known anything about Shinon's past...until his archenemy Ike pieces it together and finds more surprises than he ever could have anticipated.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Shinon, Ike - Complete
Super Smash Bros Melee: Ultimate Tournament reviews
A tournament with an unheard-of reward of one million Smash Coins...it's the Ulimate Tournament, and everyone's signed up. However, a sinister plot lurks in the background, hurting fighters and sowing panic...who's the cause of this, and what's happening?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,302 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Marth - Complete
A Journey of Heroic Villainy reviews
Your favorite clumsy duo, LimBooger and Boo B. Hatch, are on a mission to impress the imprisoned King Boo by taking over the world for him. However, the crux of their success lies in Princess Peach's crown. The kicker: she's already been kidnapped.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Boo, Peach
Luigi's Mansion As Told By King Boo reviews
Another villain's-point-of-view story, this is the story of Luigi's Mansion through King Boo's eyes. It explains the escape from the gallery, the planning of Mario's demise, and more.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - King Boo, Luigi - Complete
Mario Meets Einstein reviews
Prof. E. Gadd's time machine...Mario...and Einstein...when things go haywire with the time machine, Mario winds up back in time with Einstein! Read along as Mario tries to find his way back to the future.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mario, E. Gadd - Complete
Super Mario Sunshine As Told By Bowser reviews
This is the story of Super Mario Sunshine...through Bowser's eyes. It provides some background on how Bowser arrived in the first place, how many of the items appeared, and what Bowser was doing while all this was going on.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bowser, Bowser Jr. - Complete