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No More Boundaries
by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Diary
by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6
by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
by sunshine4047 reviews
What will happen when Bella, Alice, Rosalie, and Christine go to a srip club? AU. All Humans! First human story. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF
by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Sex Addicts Anonymous!
by Katxo reviews
Carisle is fed up with Emmet and Rosalie’s overly expressive sexual relationship, so he decides to send them to private sessions for sex addicts anonymous! Em&R, A&J, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
The Gym Membership
by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Needs and Wants
by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Spring Break at the Cullen House
by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk
by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
by three.hills reviews
Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Stain the Couch!
by allthegoodpennamesaretaken reviews
Emmett and Bella are home alone and after going to the wrong channel decide to have some fun. Blow job, Oneshot, EmmettxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008
How to get kicked out of WalMart
by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Victoria's Secret Secret
by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
There on the front page was a picture of my dearest Isabella and Alice. Oh, Alice would have to explain this one for certain... :: Bella and Alice are shopping when Alice gets a vision that is too good to pass up. - Full summery inside. --NOW COMPLETE--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
by myheartwouldgladlystopforyou reviews
Bella is proving something to herself,she is convinced that if she can stay 2 days without sleping then shes going to be okay...Bets are flying around the Cullen house..Bella signs the contract..and completely forgets that her wedding is in exactly 2 days
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
by Belts reviews
Set in the early 1900's ... Edward's parents go to the opera.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
It's All Fun and Games at the Cullen House
by Emmettlover27 reviews
LEMON!EdxBe FLUFF! I suck at summarys, you've been warnded. Bella is playing games with Edward and the whole familys in on it. Read to find out more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Time to tell Charlie
by pureminlight reviews
My own version of what happens after the last scene of Edward and Bella in the meadow. How do they approach Charlie about their plans? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
by NuruEves reviews
Edward and Isabella are the country's best rulers in many years. Jacob wishes for Bella to love him she refuses. Jacob leaves, and a year later, finds Isabella again but he's a vampire. He bites her and kills him. Bella seeks revenge, will she earn it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008
The Computer Lab
by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
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Sister of a Killer reviews
Annie is new at Easton, and she meets 3 news girls who are the populars in Billings with her. The only thing is, Camilla, the leader, has an uncanny appearance about her that brings back some older horrific Easton memories. Maaybe rated M in later chaps.
Private - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008
Vampire IM reviews
What will happen when The cullens get mixed up in IM? All in IM format. M for bad language and themes. CHAPTER 3 has Mini cyberlemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Begining of Immortality reviews
Edward sneaks Bella off to a hidden location to change her into a vampire, but none of the Cullens are happy about this! Rated M for future adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2008
Being Married is Tough Stuff reviews
A story of Edward and Bella going through the after marriage. The Volturi is coming, so what will they do? Rated M for a lemon in chapter 3. Otherwise, it is pretty clean.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008
Split Between a Vampire and a Werewold reviews
Bella has to choose between the two loves of her life: Edward or Jacob. What will happen when Jacob gets dangerous, and Edward tries to kill him? Find out! Rated T for violent themes and MILD language. Its harmless, but I did T just to be sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete