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Joined 01-09-02, id: 151717, Profile Updated: 04-15-09
Author has written 59 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Final Fantasy VII.

I'm posting more fic on my InsaneJournal. Lots more. Especially FFVII stuff lately (I have 54 FFVII fic there as of Jan 15/09, and that's not counting my other fandoms!). It's even all indexed and everything, so go on over and check it out!

I'm not likely to post much of it here, especially since FF.net's policy says that they basically own any story posted here. I'd like to keep the rights to the stories I write, thank you very much. :/

Links:
My IJ: Here (where I am most of the time)
My LJ: Here
PSA fromthe muses: Here

Helpful Stuff:
Constructive Criticism: Here
Some Idiot Wrote WHAT: Here


FANART!

Thank you so much to everyone who has taken the time to draw me some fanart! I love you guys! I'll put the links up here because they won't show up in chapters. Right now there's only one, for my story Silver Demons, but I have some for my story Fly, too - I just have to track down the links. Watch for them; they're by the wonderful Animama and definitely worth seeing!

Silver Demons
Sess and Seph by Demetra666's friend Brit: here


A Note/Mini-Rant on Reviews and Posting

First off: Reviews. I like reviews. I like them very much. A single 'I liked it' can have me grinning for hours. A list of the reader's favorite parts of a story can have me grinning for days. The more reviews I get, the more incentive I have to post more of a story. If I don't get any reviews, I don't bother posting because clearly no one is interested in reading it. Which is not the same as not finishing a story. Odds are pretty good that once I start a story, I will finish it. But if I don't get reviews/comments/whatever, am I going to bother posting it? Not likely.

This, among other things, is why most of my stories are posted on IJ/LJ now. People comment there, and I can answer, and then they can reply, and if we wanted to we could have entire conversations in comments. I've posted little ficlets in comments in response to what someone said. You can also format the stories how you want them to (custom dividers, anyone?) and it doesn't eat your links or doubled symbols like FF.net does. (Whyyyyyy does it eat my '!?'s?). You can post your story in communities, too, which brings me right back to that oh-so-pivotal point: Reviews/comments.

To sum up: More Reviews = quicker updates, No Reviews = No updates.

Through the Dark, this is what happened to you. About 500 hits a month and no reviews. Why should I bother? Not that it matters anymore, since I just posted the last chapter, but for those who were wondering, this is your reason. In case you were wondering, the stats page tells me that Chapter 15 (the chapter before this one) got 1182 hits (as of just before posting the last chappie). Out of that many, it got a grand total of 8 reviews. It's in C2s, Fave lists and Alerts, but if no one bothers to say anything, why should I...?

I seriously doubt I'm alone in feeling this way.

Writing a story, and then tossing it into the commentless void? Kills muses. Dead.

Now you know.


The icon/avatar I'm using here was made by me, rabid_plotbunny on IJ and LJ. Please ask before taking.

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Karma reviews
Sesshoumaru discovers that death is not the end. "I can't believe you got hit by a bus!" crack!fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Silver Demons reviews
Sephiroth fell into the Nibel reactor's Mako reservoir during the Nibelheim Incident and ended up somewhere *other* than the bottom. Eventual Sess/Seph.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,295 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sesshomaru, Sephiroth
Spring reviews
A not-quite-so-typical fight between Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru leads to an interesting revelation on the daiyoukai's part... Pure crack!fluff.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Through the Dark reviews
How does an Elf cope with being trapped inside Moria? Not very well. The first 3 chapters are sort of an intro to the real story. Mpreg fic. If you don't like those, don't read it! Please R/R, no flames. FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,311 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
This Sesshoumaru reviews
The real reason Sesshoumaru talks about himself in the third person. crack!fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sesshomaru - Complete
The Other Greens reviews
Cloud picks the wrong veggies and, well, things happen. Takes place during FFVII and the search for Sephiroth. crack!fic
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Fly reviews
Pre-Nibelheim AU. Hojo's filling in a form has certain... unexpected consequences for Sephiroth. Genfic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
Abbreviation reviews
Pre-Nibelheim. Sephiroth gives in to Zack's force of nature. Or stubbornness, in this case. ;oP
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Cursed! reviews
Sometimes following your nose can get you into trouble, as Sesshoumaru finds out the hard way. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Winry's Creation reviews
Tired of her seemingly onesided affections for the Fullmetal, Winry does something a bit... drastic. Not EdWin. WIP.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Winry R., Edward E.
Behind the Blue Moon reviews
An unfortunate accident has unforeseeable consequences for the Lord of the Western Lands. Inu characters only. FINISHED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Breathe reviews
The hanyou Inuyasha finds himself on the receiving end of a quest for revenge.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Inuyasha - Complete
Thranduil's Longest Day reviews
Like the title says: Thranduil's Longest Day. He really should have stayed in bed. FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
Fuzzy in Mirkwood reviews
A short snippet. The continuing adventures of Fuzzy...? grin Sequel to "Invasion of Rivendell" Read that first.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Hanging Jack reviews
A certain pirate is giving poor Norrington no end of grief.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
The Pet reviews
Someone wants a pet. Someone gets a pet.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
Weigh Anchor reviews
Will and Jack stole the Interceptor and took off. That night, they stopped and dropped anchor to sleep for a few hours. This takes place the next morning. Will proves that he really hasn't been aboard ships much... ;o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Complete
Thranduil's Secret reviews
Legolas comes home to Mirkwood after the Quest and Thranduil reveals to him a shocking secret.... O.O
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
Sleepy Sketches reviews
A lazy afternoon indoors. ;o A snippet-continuation for "Saruman's Revenge."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Grief reviews
Like the title says. Grief. Rated PG for death issues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Complete
Beware the Green Goo reviews
Young Estel is sick. The Twins decide to cheer him up, with a few... unforseeable consequences.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
The Invasion of Rivendell reviews
Like the title says. Rivendell is invaded by....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Complete
Untitled reviews
During a Council between the four Elven realms, Thranduil has... a slight problem. Poor Thranduil. *grin* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Winter in Rivendell reviews
It's winter in Rivendell and the young Twins want to have some fun in the snow with their Ada and Glorfindel. Things don't *quite* go as planned. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Elrond - Complete
The Perils of Fangorn reviews
Celeborn *did* try to warn them about Fangorn Forest... Very Strange. FINISHED! Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Complete
Legolas' Bane reviews
While traveling down the Anduin, something ...unimaginable... happens to Legolas. ;oP Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Legolas' Dilemma: Caught reviews
Fourth in the "Dilemma" arc. Poor Legolas isn't out of trouble yet... ;oP Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Complete
The Forfeit reviews
Glorfindel really should have known better. Poor Glorfindel. Please R/R. :o
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Complete
Saruman's Revenge reviews
Like the title says. Saruman gets a bit of revenge for events in TTT. NOT nasty; this is a humor-fic! *g* To say more would give away the story! Main characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir. FINISHED! Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Elrond - Complete
A Long Way Down reviews
Elrond. A sleepless night. Stars and moonlight. An unexpected twist in a legend of Middle-earth. To say more would give away the story. ;o No OCs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Just Not Fair reviews
Elrond gets to explain one of the facts of life to the young Twins...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Realization reviews
Companion fic to "Partings." From Galadriel's perspective. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Complete
Lorien Runs Low reviews
Galadriel finds out something disturbing about Celeborn. Short, silly fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
Moonlight and Shadows reviews
Unexpected things happen during a meeting between Elrond and Thranduil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Elrond - Complete
One Morning reviews
The plotbunnies made me do it! ; A PWP that takes place in Rivendell. Main characters: Elrond, Glorfindel. *Nothing* is what it seems....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Elrond - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
A rewrite of that scene from The Movie, where Elrond and Isildur stand in the Cracks of Doom. How things could have been different, if only...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Elrond - Complete
The Treachery of Saruman reviews
Rivendell is attacked not long after the Fellowship leaves. Why and what happens? I don't really know how to summarize this. Read it anyway! *g* Main characters are Elrond and Glorfindel. FINISHED! Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Legolas' Immortality reviews
Poking fun at those A/L slash fic that have Legolas giving up his immortality. ;o Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Arrival in Lorien reviews
Sixth in my vicious!Arwen arc. The Fellowship arrives in Lothlorien, and are soon joined by none other than... you know, don't you? *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Arwen U. - Complete
Partings reviews
A Celeborn fic. He's just so quiet, subdued and sad in The Movie... Things are changing in Lorien, but for the better or worse? Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Complete
Through Elven Eyes reviews
My take on what happened in Lothlorien to change Legolas and Gimli's friendship. *g* Not slash. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
All that Glitters reviews
If I summarized it, I'd give the story away! Argh! Main character is young Legolas! *g* My first non-humor LotRFic. FINISHED! Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Eomer and the Dragon reviews
See title. *g* A plotbunny generator inspired fic. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Complete
The Choice reviews
Legolas is given a choice: one or the other. Which will he choose? *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Complete
The LegolasSnatchings reviews
My response to those "Legolas gets sucked up by a giant interdimensional vacuum cleaner and dumped into a raving fangirl's lap" fics. Please r/r.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Complete
A Ranger's Perspective reviews
This is Aragorn's take on the whole Arwen situation in what some have called my vicious!Arwen arc. *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
Sickness and Obsession reviews
Takes place roughly 2-3 weeks after "Arwen Strikes Again." When someone in the Fellowship gets sick, is it just natural, or something more...? *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Complete
Legolas' Bad Day reviews
The day was going great for Legolas, until... *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Complete
Legolas' Dilemma: the Surprise reviews
Yes, this is the oft-requested Aragorn's Surprise scene. *g* Poor Legolas. *g* Third in the "Dilemma" arc. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Complete
On the Road in Gondor reviews
My second generator-inspired fic. How could I resist: "Merry gets turned into a talking rock that likes eating lunch in Gondor." Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Complete
Moonlight Over Mordor reviews
Written for the fic challenge on my site hey, nobody else was! . The plot was: "Sauron gets a letter from a ticked-off orc while watching the Moon in Mordor". Please R/R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Complete
Arwen Strikes Again reviews
Like the title says. Fellowship has left Rivendell. What has Arwen done? *g* Follows my fic "At the Council" in the arc begun with "What Happened to G." Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Complete
At the Council reviews
Title pretty much says it all. Follows "Elrond's mistake." You should really read the first two stories in the arc first. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Complete
Death and Flowers reviews
aka. A Ringwraith meets his match... in more ways than one! *g* Inspired by a Mary-Sueness test posted to a mailing-list I'm on. Scary thought, no? *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Complete
Elrond's Mistake reviews
Sequel to "What Happened to Glorfindel." Arwen's back, and Elrond's not happy. *g* Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Complete
What Happened to Glorfindel reviews
Anybody else ever wonder why Arwen showed up riding Glorfindel's horse in The Movie? Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Complete
Legolas' Dilemma Aragorn reviews
Sequel to "Legolas' Dilemma." Read that first. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Complete
Legolas' Dilemma reviews
Like the title says. Sort of in response to a review on my other story, WRHaHD. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Complete
What Really Happened at Helm's Deep reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. Saying anymore would spoil the surprise. Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete