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Joined 03-05-08, id: 1517352, Profile Updated: 09-02-11
Author has written 6 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Ironman, Star Wars, Avengers, Psych, Tangled, Pocahontas, and Captain Planet.

For the foreseeable future, I will likely only be posting silly crossover oneshots with utterly random pairings suggested by my dear friends Jeemers and Devryn, who have some delightful specimens of such on their own pages (http://www.fanfiction.net/~jeemers and http://www.fanfiction.net/~devryn). I've also written several movie parodies, but alas, they are script-format. I may eventually set up a homepage for them, in the event that others find Shakespearian tragedies and historical massacres as humorous as I do. Other than that, I've attempted a few more serious, lengthier things, but I generally run out of steam after a few chapters. So oneshots it is, for now at least.

Should you enjoy any or all of my oneshots and suffer from an overwhelming desire to see certain completely unrelated fandoms temporarily coexist, I invite your suggestions. If one strikes my fancy, I may make something of it. Caveats: No slash. No smut. No fics-on-demand. I like history and British lit. :-P

A final note: Language errors drive me to drink. Please attack my grammar as viciously as I will attack yours.

NEW* Jeemers, Devryn, and I now have a collective home for our crack pairing oneshots. Check it out in the Communities section of my profile. Hopefully it will grow apace. Alas, grad school...

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Wed for Duty by Devryn reviews
The Blight is over, but tensions brew in the royal court. Anora, now the widowed queen, is pledged to marry the bastard heir to the throne, Alistair. But will their relationship ever be more than strained, their marriage ever more than a political power play?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Anora, Alistair - Complete
Great Scotland Yard! by Devryn reviews
An early call to Scotland Yard brings DI Lestrade face-to-face with the most eccentric suspect he's ever met...(One-shot)
Crossover - Back to the Future & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, DI Lestrade - Complete
Gloved by Spirit of dawn reviews
A strange houseguest in the Swann mansion picks up a thread long lost in the past, and a plot unfolds, that will shatter the lifes of many, and leave nothing unchanged in its wake. Story starts after CotB, ignores the sequels. WE, JNOC, JSOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2006 - James N. - Complete
Witch Hunt by Devryn reviews
One-shot: Hermione Granger has an unfortunate accident with a time turner and finds herself in the company of Judge Claude Frollo in 15th century Paris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Claude F. - Complete
Message in a Bottle by Jeemers reviews
Charlie sends a message in a bottle and the most unlikely person in the world finds it.
Crossover - Lost & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Tim M., Charlie - Complete
The Princess Club by Jeemers reviews
Tiana meets an unusual group of young women one day. Let the insanity begin!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Sea Shells by Jeemers reviews
Mr. Gibbs is curious about Barbossa's history with mermaids. He really shouldn't have asked.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Hector B. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Jeemers reviews
John Watson has to deal with the aftermath of "The Great Game." / AU
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
The Goblin Queen by Devryn reviews
One-shot: Princess Fiona meets an unexpected guest at the royal ball. Fiona/Jareth pairing.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jareth, Princess Fiona - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Jeemers reviews
What Will finds at home with Elizabeth after his time spent as captain of the Flying Dutchman is less than encouraging. // Not to be taken seriously AT ALL.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Mr T's Birthday by Devryn reviews
Today is Sweeney Todd's birthday, and he is not at all pleased about it. Mrs. Lovett decides to cook up a special present to cheer him up.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Chess with the Governor's Daughter by cryptically reviews
[Pre CotBP] Sequel to A High Compliment Indeed. The continued adventures of Lt. Norrington as he attempts both to retain his sanity and keep the young Elizabeth Swann out of harm aboard the Dauntless. Well, mostly out of harm anyway. [NE]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2007
Tell Me by Random-Battlecry reviews
He's alone in a boat with a lightless lantern, and he doesn't know where he's going. It may be her time, but she wasn't keeping track. One shot, post AWE. Norrington, Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Lights Of Port Royal by dorian dark reviews
Following everyone's favourite Commodore as he tries to pick up the pieces left by Elizabeth's rejection. Groves' younger sister could be just the thing...Non DMC compliant CHAPTER 40 Norrington finds happiness. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,438 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
A Different Kind of Curiosity by TheShoelessOne reviews
[DMC] Elizabeth was drunk. She was very, very drunk. Onesided NorringtonElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
The Other Side to Fairy Tales by cryptically reviews
[post PotC trilogy, somehow spoilerfree] [some JE] As Elizabeth sails away with Jack, Norrington teaches Will about fairy tales and just who gets to live happily ever after. Angst at the beginning, humour and general goodfeeling at the end.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
A Pirate's Minuet by cryptically reviews
[DMC spoilers] Mild!Angst, darkness. A description of that night at Tortuga, where guns blaze and swords clash, and a man forgotten to the world begins a minuet...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
The Dread Pirate Norrington by cryptically reviews
[Pre CotBP] Prologue to 'A High Compliment Indeed', when Elizabeth and the lieutenant first meet. Naturally, when pirate hating Norrington confronts pirate obsessing Elizabeth, he attempts to cure her of her delusions...by any means necessary.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
A High Compliment Indeed by cryptically reviews
[Pre CotBP] One shot. What happened on the boat before they found Will? Twelve year old Elizabeth Swann journeys aboard the Dauntless, with Lt. Norrington assigned to guard her. Against what? Well, he's not exactly sure either.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Philosophy Lesson by TheShoelessOne reviews
[DMC] Night comes to The Black Pearl. Norrington and Elizabeth find something to talk about.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Scarecrow by TheShoelessOne reviews
A missing scene from DMC. Elizabeth finds a dishevelled Norrington after his fight in the tavern. A peek into the minds of the two before joining Jack's crew. Maybe NorringtonElizabeth if one REALLY reads into it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician by Random-Battlecry reviews
An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine by Random-Battlecry reviews
A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Property of the British Navy by RRP reviews
In 1943, a set of journals were found in the attic of a house in Jamaica. Each entry was signed "C. James L. Norrington". Now available for public study, thanks to continued funding by Oxford University (England), and the Smithsonian Museums (USA). FINISH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004
Your Bloody Friend Norrington by xxxEmma3xxx reviews
Takes place after the movie. A JackNorrington fic (but not slash). Norrington agrees to a surrender with unusual terms in order to save his ship... RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003
Climbing the Ranks by BlackJackSilver reviews
Complete- Friendship story. Jack and Norrington, in a tight situation, discover that they need each other but not in a slashy way. PG13 for language, violence, innuendo, naughty song, and mostly Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Jean Valjean: Owners Guide and Manual by PatchworkDK reviews
User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2004
Gossip Girtie and the Useless Straight by PatchworkDK reviews
The Navy boys get together. Shameless Norrington Defense League propaganda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/1/2004
Norrington's Special Fic by La Pamplemousse reviews
COMPLETE A fic just for our little Commodore Norrington! Everyone's fallen madly in love with him except for Jack Sparrow! What on earth is going on? Another curse, perhaps?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
One Day's Head Start by Saahira reviews
Jack and Norrington stranded on an island. Not Slash, but very personal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2003
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There Will Be Kool-Aid reviews
Bruce inadvertently kills Natasha's boyfriend. Bonus trollface!Steve Rogers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You Can't Planet All reviews
Leia regrets her ill-considered marriage to Captain Planet, who is not all he seems to be. One-shot, with motherless baby seals. #crack crossovers
Crossover - Star Wars & Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Leia O., Captain Planet - Complete
Stark Nonsense reviews
Introducing...Pocatony. #crack oneshots
Crossover - Ironman & Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Boy Who Itched reviews
Hogwarts faces a threat of epic hygienic proportions. As usual, Harry gets the blame. Featuring an ensemble cast of all your favorites. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Great Lengths reviews
Post-AWE. Jack insists he knows a way to bring Norrington back to life. Elizabeth is skeptical.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James N., Rapunzel - Complete
Ex Psychic reviews
Shawn encounters his worst nightmare: a genuine mind-reader.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Burton G./Gus - Complete
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