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Poll: Edward has a Identical twin brother in my version of twilight and a Girlfriend that is going to really help Bella would you all like know how they meet in more detail then I gave in the breaking dawn story? chapter 9 Vote Now!
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instead of the state mental hospital, welcome to my profile!

my is Katie I am 18 and i have been reading way to much latly so as a sideeffect i am producing a story!!

PLEASE read it i amd going to be working on it for a while I have had a CRAZY life and as a result sometimes my writing gets TOO detailed! in a bad way. please just read it i am going to be putting up polls on a regular basis to help me desided what will happen in the story and because i want to keep my readers happy!! YEAH READERS!! OK PLAESE READ



ok i know that i have not updated in a while. thoew I do have a new story. I am trying... I have my phone chocked full of chapters that i have to find time to sit down and type out. let me please explain. I have a blackjack and I am in collede. so that do i do when I am at work I am writting away on my phone. the hard part is finding the time to put the chapters up I might be able to today. I will try my very best ok.

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Superbia by nia-ox reviews
Third instalment of the Deadly Sins series. Bella gains a new power that turns her lives - past and present - upside down. Can she survive, after Edward has left and her love is jeopardized, when war approaches? Rated M for very sensitive subjects that could be a trigger for some
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Avaritia by nia-ox reviews
Sequel to Luxuria. The repercussions from Jasper's actions at the wedding are revealed, and Bella and Edward try to go on with their future, but an army of twists are abound. Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Demons by Queenbeth2 reviews
Edward Cullen has a secret that only Carlisle knows. A secret about how he came to be in the hospital with influenza. A secret that is coming back for him that will change everything he has ever known. EdwardXBella. Angsty and dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,087 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disturbia by UsayImaDreamer reviews
Bella is a newborn with a crazy thirst for blood. Drabble inspired by new Rihanna song. Post-Eclipse, REVIEW please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pictures Frozen In Time by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
“Rest assured that when you are watching this, witnessing her pain, her last minutes to live were of agony she never has known before. You failed, Cullen. I won.” Bella, Alice, and Edward all watch James' tape. Three-shot. T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
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i came up with it one night at 11 so read and review. i do my best thinking at night. it is a so fic and warrning I just read it and i really dont think its very good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn my version reviews
B/E takes place before wedding. a strange series of events causes Bella and Edward to have some crazy revalations. WARNING CHAPTER 4 CONTAINS RAPE! its better then you might think. I LOVE MY EDITOR!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008