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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Whistle!, and Deadpool.

Uh. Hi. I write fan fiction. Sometimes. I uh. Haven't updated or anything in a long, long time.

Please excuse all my old stories; they're a bit embarrassing to read. My "skills" weren't exactly polished back then.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Long Vacation by Yum2 reviews
[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,176 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
An Alien and It's Boy by ZeemonLii reviews
Spidy has constantly refused to become one with Venom and the alien is tired with it… So the symbiote decides to use the teen's body for something else. Explicit adult topics. Rated M for a reason. Extended summary inside. Featuring MJ and Dr. Strange.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,594 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Life After Death by ZeemonLii reviews
Hey all, Peter Parker here. I've gotten myself into a bit of trouble lately. Nothing new I know but, well, this time I kinda, sorta, maybe a little- got myself killed alright! That's right I died. It's not like I meant to or anything. It just happened, you know? And let me tell you, it's not any fun. Actually it's a real pain in the butt… Bad summary I know but please R/R anyway.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nowhere to Go by Lana Del Something reviews
A story about Kenny, focused on Kenny's abuse and anger. Possible slash scene/smut in chapters to come. Slight RedxKenny depending on your view
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M., Red - Complete
Of Wind and Fire by taintedxwings reviews
Discontinued. Please skip to chapter 8. Rewritten as Home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,496 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mama is a student by Babyuknowme13 reviews
The art of interrogation is a subtle one, but one no one thought she could master. Naome smiles from the shadows as her family and skills grow, waiting to have her face on the mountain. Hiding her involvment with missing nin and protecting her son, whilst falling for one lazy shinobi though? Well she'll just have to deal with it, after all, she's a future hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 196,046 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruko U., Shikamaru N.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Breaking the Habit by DeityOfDeath reviews
A vicious rape, a love that will never be, a child born of hate and violence. Can Naruto find his way? MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,684 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Heir of the Throne by MadHat886 reviews
Naruto not only finds out that his father was the 4th Hokage but his mother is from a royal house. Now he finds himself the only heir to the throne with an army of female ninjas behind him. NarutoXHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,718 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U.
He Can't Afford to Be Innocent Anymore by ZeemonLii reviews
Exploring the dark side.Teen Spidy is caught and forcibly taken by almost all his villains.An unusual ally helps him escape.How will he deal with it now and later?Will he still be Spidy or will he let his fear get to him? Adult topics.More summery inside.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Challenge: Play With Me by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Seriously, of all things for Spidey to do, he gets to hang out. What fun is that without a bad guy or two? In his boredom, Spiderman finds that it might be better to be bored than to find out the sexual behavior of others. Venom/Spiderman all the way.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Peer to Peer by sunshinelexi reviews
HidaSaku. Sakura is required to peer counsel Hidan for community service credit. Starts out as the dreaded high school AU, but becomes much, much more. If you like good grammar and spelling and funny, non-cliché romance, then this is the fic for you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How to write Fanfiction by BLSUGS30 reviews
Jiraiya smuggles in 5 laptops into Konoha, and the entire cast of Naruto writes fanfiction. And they write comments for each other. Entirely fluff and humor.Some romances. Some scary lemons. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tobi Tales by FrescaPower reviews
A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
The Challenge: Tentacle by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Spiderman. Venom. Tentacles. If that doesn't sell it for you, you might be not interested in this fic. Non-cony slash...with tentacles.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 5,978 - Follows: 6,098 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Go, Deidara, Go! by Air Condition reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted by Wateranddarkness666 reviews
As she walked into the school, she felt an overwhelming fear clutch her heart. Oh well, it was way too late to turn back at this point. She had to stay here, whether she liked it or not. Deidara X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,982 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
In Our Opinion: Larxene by kyia713 reviews
Thirteen nobodies. Twelve of them are male. Just how do they get along with the only female member of the Organization? Find out what issues Organization XIII has with Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naminé, Larxene
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fanfiction Hell by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Ever wondered if the Naruto characters read your fanfictions...well, they do! And they are mad as all hell! Now they are the ones writing. Latest Chapter: Hinata's depressed, and her sister is all up in her grill.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,478 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007
Different Destiny by taintedxwings reviews
Naruto left when he was 4 and joined the Akatsuki while the Sandaime believes that he's still siding with the village. When Naruto turned 12, the council allowed him back while the Akatsuki sends him to Konoha for a whole different purpose. No pairings. ON HOLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 5,572 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Smiling White Mask of ANBU by LostandLosing reviews
Naruto isn't weak or dumb. He just likes to pretend he is. Shonen ai ItaNaru. Other pairings to be decided. Smart!Naruto. ANBU at 7!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,158 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Boarding School by FFFX reviews
Under New Management. What happens when you take every adult in the Naruto series, strip them of their powers, and turn them into horny teenagers? This. Crack. On Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin
The courtship of Naruto Uzumaki by Dragonwannabe reviews
Vampires in Konoha? That's not the only horror Naruto must deal with in between his most important personal mission courting Hinata, the eldest daughter of the proud Hyuga clan. Sequel to: EMDN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,985 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Fanfiction of Iniquity by Yugure reviews
Draco discovers the seedy underbelly of the Internet, which prevents him in strange and disturbing ways from going about his normal day-to-day life. Rated M primarily for the prolific use of the F-bomb. Implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me by faximumtwilight023 reviews
How about you come in?" Fang asked in a seductive tone and pulled me into his room. This was going to be one loooong night. Don't worry, it's not that bad, just a lot of Fax. Please RnR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
Overlay by Hardcore Heathen reviews
Permanent Hiatus, but I submitted an outline for what I would have done as the final chapter. During the battle at Wave, Naruto fails to dodge Haku's senbon. They strike him directly in the stomach, and the world will never be the same because of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Servant Named Natsu by ArchangelKo reviews
To pay for renovations to the guild, some Fairy Tail members are being auctioned off to the highest bidder, to provide 1 week of service. Natsu asks Lucy to buy him, intent on winning a bet with Gray. But will Lucy overwork Natsu in an attempt of payback?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Finding one's way by Chiyon Shi reviews
There is a power within the Land of Fire, a hidden force of Akatsuki. Now, Uchiha Itachi just has to learn how to cope with business life, other members, his brother, Kyuubi and the leader's quirks... And the mysteries and murders aren't helping at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 175,124 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Pranked by Xanrivash reviews
Roxas gets involved in a prank war with the Organization's newest member. When the two of them team up and start pranking others, some of the consequences force Roxas to rethink whether the fun is always worth it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki by Smori reviews
Team Seven is kidnapped by the Akatsuki. What does the Akatsuki what with Team Seven? The Kyuubi? No... Then what do they want? ItachixNaruto. OthersInside. Minato Namikaze is Leader of Akatsuki in this story. Not Nagato. :Completed: :Sequal-Konohagakure:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,940 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Sustenance by Famirad reviews
[ Slash ] Eddie Brock thought at first that his hatred for Spiderman, for Peter Parker, would never change. But as he and the Symbiote merge into the creature known as Venom, he finds that hatred isn't as simple as it seems...
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,396 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2004
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver Lining by Faydora reviews
Naruto comes home after his four year training with Jariya. Only, now he has a son! Itachi is the father! What other surprises are in store? ItaNaru one sided Sasunaru,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,821 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13617 - Favs: 7,968 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Naruto: Sand Shinobi! by Hugo Reed reviews
Naruto does what he promised and returns Sauske. Upon his return to Kohona, Sakura attempts to kill him and he flees to Suna. There a new romance blooms with a certain blonde couple. I thank you all for the reviews. HR. Finished
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,599 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Believe it? Deidara is Tobi's Hanayome! by LuneDe reviews
Thanks to some weird events, AKA blame Sasori, Deidara gets married...to Tobi Uchiha! How will Deidara deal with this and Tobi's alterego Madara? Read to find out. Side pairings: Sasuke X Sakura Sai X Ino and others AU -Alternate Universe- Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
A Crazy Love Story by goddessofsilvermoon reviews
1st Sequel of "The Truth". Itachi knew that after the procedure he would have to deal with being back on ANBU however he didn't know he would have to deal with the other's crazy attempts to take Naruto away from him... and here he thought Sasuke was bad…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tradition by Sakura Moon reviews
Naruto has always been alone on Christmas, but ever since he was little--there was Santa Claus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5247 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Tobi Discovers Fanfiction by Autumn D. Cain reviews
Tobi was bored, so he decided to read fanfiction. Unfortunately, this leads to the whole Akatsuki jumping him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Obito U./Tobi
Dream a Little Dream by stagemystic reviews
All Haruhi wants to do is sleep... luckily one of the hosts has a very comfortable lap. Oneshot MorixHaruhi cuteness...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Truth by goddessofsilvermoon reviews
The Fourth Hokage, Arashi,manga:Minato, was believed to be dead after sealing Kyuubi in his son, Naruto, but is this true? What happens when they found out that he didn't die and was the leader of Akatsuki?and now he wants his son back? SasuNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nenshou Kyoukan by Mask Of Smiles reviews
After bringing Sasuke back, Naruto is chased out of the village and is never heard from again. But when Konoha needs help, they hire a gang of assassins, and guess who's their number one guy? ItaNaru strong!dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Naruto no eating my students! by kirallie reviews
Vampire ruSasu IruKaka. Sasuke is a teenager with a bad past. Iruka wants to help so he calls in an old friend. Naruto has never been able to say no but this time he's tempted to just eat the kid. Talk about antisocial!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Talkative by TeaForRevenge reviews
With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Talking animals are a pain by spondiferous reviews
While at a bar Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Kakashi, and Sai accidently drink one of Tsunade's potions which turn them into animals that can talk! Now Sakura is stuck taking care of them until Tsunade makes a cure, will the boys get along or will all hell break
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,604 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sakura H.
My Crush Is Also My Teacher by goddessofsilvermoon reviews
Sasuke is the most popular guy in high school senior class and all the girls would kill to have just one date with him... little did they know that he would soon have a crush on the hot new teacher, Naruto. narutoxsasuke narutoxitachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Konoha Christmas by demonrubberducky reviews
Written for the twelve Christmas theme challenge at the KakaIru lj community. Iruka tries to spread Christmas spirit, Kakashi is never going to look at eggnog the same way, and Santa Clause may or may not be Satan. Confused? Just read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Hurt by Da Fox reviews
Kakashi, Naruto, and walking away
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Cinderella OHSHC Style by Belgian Waffle reviews
Just as the title proclaims, a fairy tale play of Cinderella but with an Ouran twist. HaruhiMori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by Organization VI reviews
For Riku, his past was the same as his future. KH2 spoilers
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Riku, Xehanort - Complete
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
Once a Somebody by Organization VI reviews
The first six members of the Organization were once the apprentices of Ansem the Wise...but what about the other six? A look into the Somebodies of 7 through 12, and the Disney worlds they may have come from.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Saïx, Demyx
Crimson Moons by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, SasoDeida, KakuHida and eventually others later on* Drabbles with Akatsuki!Naruto. Now second drabble up: Art
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Training with Jounin by demonrubberducky reviews
KxI Iruka gets invited to a special Jounin training session, but it turns out the stakes are higher than he knew.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 5,236 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/25/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Show Me the Meaning of Being in Love by asa-chan reviews
How did this happen, Naruto asked himself. Oh yeah, one day Gaara came up to me and said: Show me what being in love means... Sasuke wasn't very happy... SasuNaru, GaaNaru, AnyNaru Chapter five 34 done!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Naruto U.
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,661 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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I Do What I Want! reviews
Deadpool does what he does best. Kill people and crack jokes. And he's all out of people. ...yeah that was a bad joke. But seriously, I have no idea where Deadpool is taking me in this story. But he says it's gonna be fun, so eh. Wanna come along?
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Deadpool/Wade W.
Whistle! Vol1 Break Through reviews
The written version of the manga, Whistle! Basically, that is.
Whistle! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Akatsuki High reviews
Just a small mysterious excerpt concerning Itachi and an OC. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete