Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
As of May 4, 2013, I am a college graduate! Woo!
Things I Enjoy:
Awesome Books I Can Read Over and Over:
Bets, Pranks, and Romance:
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, Desi-Pari Always
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible probably never tried skydiving without a parachute. Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
When Life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila!
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and be forever happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and thought "I don't think so."
(found this on someone's profile and laughed my butt off)