IAmADangerousMuteLunatic
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Joined 03-06-08, id: 1517521, Profile Updated: 10-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, and Alex Rider.

Hi! I am a Dangerous Mute Lunatic :P real name Emily. I am like TOTAL Christian (except I drink a little bit and I swear and blaspheme and covet my neighbour's ass - seriously, it's smoking hot - and I don't always honour my mother and father because sometimes they are just GHASTLY, and I have a tendency to lie my tits off) but apart from that, I am like THIS CLOSE to God.

I don't write a lot of fanfiction as most of the stuff I write is crap, but the rare gems I do create I will always attempt to upload :) I am particularly fond of Doctor Who and its spinoffs, as well as Harry Potter and Sleepy Hollow.

I've had this profile for about four years now, I think, and I really haven't done many stories O.o I shall endeavour to write more.

Other than that, I think that is it, hope you enjoy the very few and not brilliant stories I've already done :P

Peace out an' that x

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The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
Welcome Home Mrs Darcy by Magda TM reviews
The Darcy's wedding night is a real eye-opener for the former Miss Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
In the Depth of Winter by theredrobin reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's first winter at Pemberley promises both passion and heartache.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Confrontations in the Library by ThoroughlyConsumed reviews
Pride and Prejudice fluffy oneshot- Set after the engagement, but before the wedding. Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, and Mr. Bennet are in the Bennet's library. Please R&R.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The Wedding Night and the Morning After by Whysuddenly reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's wedding night, and their conversation in the morning. I have in mind Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy. Thanks so much for your kind reviews - Often I can't get the links to work to reply directly, but I love to read your comments!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The Breadcrumb Trail by Foxieglove reviews
Harry comes back for seventh year along with Hermione and Ron, only to find strange things afoot - unsurprisingly, with Slytherins in the thick of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
The Curse of the Albino Peacock by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2009 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
10 Reasons I Love You by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw reviews
Luke writes down 10 reasons he loves Maria. Luke/Maria
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The First Separation by elliejelliebean reviews
For the first time in their engagement, Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam are separated. Elizabeth will discover the pain of missing someone with whom one is in love, and Fitzwilliam will discover the joy of having the one that you love miss you in return.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Fishing for tadpoles by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
Just as it sounds. Draco spends some quality time with five-year old Scorpius with a tiny bit of Astoria thrown in. Post DH one-shot. Kind of fluffy I suppose. Part of my “father-son” series of stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
All Sorted Out? by Ash Light reviews
“Oh, calm down. It’s not like he’s decided to be a practitioner of the Dark Arts – oh no, wait a moment, you’d like that.” Scorpius has been Sorted, and Draco is unimpressed. Astoria, of course, is amused by all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bitter Healing by phannah17 reviews
His coffee was wretched.He scowled down at the offending drink before taking another sip despite its putrid taste. He supposed he should just get used to everything being bitter, even himself. Because he was. Draco/Astoria - every story has a beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Five times she truly saw Draco Malfoy by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
The first time Astoria Greengrass encountered Draco Malfoy, she wasn’t sure that she liked him very much… One-shot. Sort of fluffy angst. DH spoilers. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Ways I Hate You by rileyluvr13 reviews
Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Treasure Inside by SilverDrama reviews
Easter is Draco and Astoria's favorite Holiday. --- My submission for the Review's Lounge Easter challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Oneshot: Draco's first date with Astoria by WandaXmaximoff reviews
- CONTEST ENTRY: One-shot - A look at how Draco met his future wife, Astoria Greengrass, and their first date together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is by wildkidlexie reviews
After the war, things will have to go back to the way it should be. Life goes on, but no matter where they are, home is where the heart is. A postDH story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
On Call by Agatha2460 reviews
Ruth & Toby spend the night on the oncall room together, but what really happens? Ruth/Toby friendship.
Casualty - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
First by ThePotterGeek reviews
Pride and Prejudice So many firsts, and all belonging to the man she loves.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Aftermath by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: Set almost directly after Deathly Hallows. Back at the Burrow, Ron grieves alone in his room, and Hermione comes to comfort him. This is pure, unadulterated fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Collateral Damage by Pegasus reviews
A post end of Deathly Hallows RonHermione piece. Contains, unsurprisingly, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Library by E. E. Lopez reviews
What if Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth were stuck overnight in the Netherfield library? Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
So What Happens Now? by Silver Storm Dragon reviews
[COMPLETED, hurrah!] From You Fight Good onwards, an alternative version of events...Shang decides to escort Mulan home, having decided that he should actually do something about his feelings...
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
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Pairings right and wrong reviews
This is a SJA story containing many pairings, and all convey my opinions on mentioned pairings. Characters include Luke, Maria, Sarah Jane, Clyde, K-9 and that girl from Combat 3000 who kissed Luke and I hate. Hope you enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Eagle Strike alternative chapter reviews
Takes place during chapter EAGLE STRIKE in book EAGLE STRIKE. Alex and Sabina have been locked in a cellar together... not sure if it's K or T, but I'll mark it T to be on the safe side.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Autumnal Love reviews
Set after final episode of Sarah Jane Adventures, series one. Maria has feelings for Luke, but doesn't know how he feels about her. Luke doesn't know either, so asks for Clydes's help. Rated for slightly sexual thoughts to be on the safe side . LukeMaria
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete