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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto.
Name- You can call me Hikari, or Kari for short, it's not my real name, but my it's a nickname my friends came up with, and I like it so...yeah! Or you can call me just Stary202, Stary for short!! XD
My gender- Female
My age- 14
My Birthday- Dec. 15, 1994
Ramen- BEST SUBSTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE!!
Naruto- BEST FRICKEN ANIME/MANGA ON THE PLANET>o
Foxes- Their uber-adorable and soft>w
and basically any anime or manga
My dislikes- Spinach, onions, liver
My Favorite couple of all time- SasuNaru or NaruSasu
My DeviantArt page- www.stary202.deviantart.com
If you don't like SasuNaru or NaruSasu, then you've come to the wrong page.
If you don't like Naruto, the anime, then all I have to say is...
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU O_O O_o
Okay, so I got this one PM that asked, "How can you right such good lemons?!" At first, I felt absolute gratitude that someone would think that I write good lemons, but after some thinking, I've realized...I don't know the answer! I mean, I haven't even KISSED someone yet, so I don't know how I can write things that go WAY WAY WAY beyond that! ; So, If anyone is wondering the same thing, I have no answer to give you ;.
Things- Non-important but funny in some way, shape or form-
This next thing I got from MikaUchiha. I thought it was super funny so I decided to post it on my profile( but some of these don't apply to me)-
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe
Also- I got these from Master of Toys, cause I thought they were super-funny!!
I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous
Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. ~Anonymous
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous
The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~a friend
I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~a friend
Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ a friend
Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend
"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"- anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend
"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"
"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous
"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."
"Randomness is the base of conversation."
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."
"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."
"Do you know you're short?"- Thomas Ng
"why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR
"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."
"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."-my mom. I used this to get out of wearing a school uniform xD
"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."
"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"
"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"
"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."
"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."
"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."
"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."
Next Thing I got from GaaraHinaSasu4ever-
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, but Neji/Kakashi sounds like an interesting couple.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Considering I'm a girl and Hinata's a girl, I'm going to say 'no'
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ten-ten getting Shikamaru pregnant!! OMG!! That would be fricken hilarious considering Shikamaru's a guy!!
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah, I think so...I don't read Temari fanfics that much.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes! I'm 1/4 SasuCest fan, so I think Sasuke paired up with anyone, except Sakura, would make an awesome couple. NejiSasu included!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Lee/Itachi or Lee/Tamari...hmmm...Well I just don't see Lee/Itachi, so I'm going to say Tamari/Lee.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kiba walking in on Sasuke and Ten-ten having sex...He'd probably go red in the face and say something like, "Whoops, didn't mean to interrupt." and just walk out after being scarred for life!!
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.
Itachi/Gaara- Deidara was assigned the mission, but Itachi just couldn't keep still any longer, he had to go see his secret-lover one last time. But when Deidara comes early and sees Gaara and him together, things just go down hill.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yes, and I've written/read some too!! NaruShika or ShikaNaru!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kiba/Ten-ten- From Different teams and Different Loves.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Hinata/Naruto- Hinta becomes brave after Sasuke leaves and when Naruto tells her that he just wants to be friends, she takes matters into her 'own hands', literally!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
YES!! Gaara het is SO SMEXY!! Whoot Gaara!! (I'm a 1/4 Gaara fan)
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, my BFF Brittany(it's a common name so I decided to say her name) absolutely LOVES Kakashi and even made me draw him for her after she 'attempted'(and failed) to!!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Sasuke/Hinata/Lee- No, at least I don't think so?? SOme of them have written SasuHina fics though!!
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
KISAME!! (I just love the ItaKisa couple, but of course this is what Itachi would scream when being Seme for he is the ULTIMATE SEME!!)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Shikamaru- Long Days by Unknown Artist
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Naruto/Neji/Ten-ten- Warning: Threesome and yaoi. Also slight humor.
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Itachi/Sasuke- Come give your big brother a hug!! (I just had to write that. burst out laughing because knows that itachi would NEVER say that!!)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kakashi- Sasuke/Shikamaru: "NO! Sasuke! You're suppose to go to me for advice! Not SHikamaru!" (Doesn't know that Sasuke and Shikamaru aren't in 'that' kind of relationship.
20) How emo is Seven?
Kiba's funny, not emo. Not at ALL!!
This next thing I've gotten from a lot of people so...yeah.
Please read this
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Next thing is from Tesina Gela Gardner because I thought it was oh-so-awesome/true.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
This I got from CrazyPurpleSage because I thought it was SUPER funny( and yet so true)-
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
THis I also got from Crazy PurpleSage-
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer,Cloud Envy, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202
I got this from Interrogated Pyjamas-
Who's working anyway?
The population of America is 300 million.
MY FAVORITE QUOTES/CONVERSATIONS/SAYINGS AND STUFF-
"Come give your big grother a hug!"-Itachi
"WTF! O_O" -Sasuke backs up slowly
"Get away from my Sasu, you child-molester!"-Naruto tackles Itachi
OoOoOoOo I got this next one from Starlight- A SasuNaru Fanfic
“Sasuke, what are you doing here? Are you stalking me?”
“Yeah, let me tell you-no! I am not stalking you.” The Uchiha retorted. “I was in the neighborhood and you ran by and so I followed you.”
Naruto furrowed his eyebrows together. “In case you didn’t know, that’s considered stalking.”
"The thought made me heart skip. No no no, only people who liked someone had their heart beats skip! Mine must of…of tripped over a rock or something."- Something Naruto said in Bad Luck has a Bright Side by NavyBlueWings!! I found it super-funny>w
First I get a cryptic note, than an out loud admission, and finally a mysterious message. Who died and put me in the twilight zone?- Naruto again, from same author, same story as the last quote. Once again, I found this funnyw
“You’re sleeping in my bed again?”
“But…” Yeah, Naruto, why don’t you just tell him why you’re protesting? Tell him how he was snuggling into your back and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. I’m sure that was the best way to go. And while I was at it, why didn’t I just stab myself in the stomach with a rusty knife? From Therapy
“Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.” -I forget which story this is from
"Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy."
"One day, I shall take over the world and buy all the cookies I want."
"You truly out gayed yourself."
" Roses are red , Voilets are blue , God made me hot , What the hell happened to you ?"
"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"
"I did WHAT to WHO!?"-Naruto
"Stop stealing my breathing space, DAMMIT!"-Gaara
"It's not Eyeliner, Asshole!"-Gaara
"Hottest Hokage that ever Hokage'd!"-4th Hokage
"'Roll over' yourself!"-Pankun
"Sasuke's mine, Bitch."-Sakura smiles (I hate sakura>_
"You're all my BITCHES!"-Itachi
DESCRIBING THE NARUTO CHARACTERS (Some of them, not all) (Made by another person, but in comic form)-
NARUTO- Hyperactive and Colorblind I mean,seriously, what ninja wears ORANGE?!
SASUKE- EMO. That is all. "My brother hates me. I must slit and post the pictures on Myspace."
SAKURA- Obsessive Compulsive. "HAI SASKAY! LIEK OMG SASKAY! SASKAY!"
GAARA- Angsty self-centered brat. "Stop Stealing my breathing space, DAMMIT! DEATHAX NO JUTSU!!" (This is under my fav. quotes too)
NEJI- Superiority complex. "You are all NOOBS. Everyone is a NOOB ,but me, Neji. Do not try to defy my divine logic!"
ROCk LEE- No fashion sense...among other things. "Sparkliness of YOUTH! Green Jumpsuit of LOVE! Bowl cut of TRUTH!"
SHIKAMARU- No motivation Whatsoever. "Life is too troublesome. Fourteen hours and counting."
KIBA- Identity Crisis. Believe me Kiba...You're NOT a dog! "SHUT THE HELL UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT I AM! ARF!"
INO- Tenage-girl Syndrome. "Oh Sasuke-kuuuunnn. Am I PRETTY? You KNOW I am. I even dieted and nearly starved myself to death for you!"
HINATA- No backbone. "Na-Na-Na-Naruto-kun. S-so L-like, how's the...AGH! I CAN'T DO IT! AHDHWIUFPAFG!!" SPLODE
KANKUROU- Lack of Common Sense. Dude...You live in the FRICKEN' DESERT! It's a wonder that full-body black suit doesn't give you heat stroke!
FANFICTION(S) COMING SOON-
Couple- SasuNaru, side pairings will very as the story progresses
Rating- M (Violence, gore, kinkiness, pervetedness, yaoi, lemon, nudity, masochist and sadist related things)
Genre- Angst/Romance (A very messed up romance for the most part)
Summary- Sasuke enjoys causing Naruto pain. Naruto enjoys the pain that Sasuke gives him. They were the perfectly messed-up couple, that is, until other people got in the way. Masochist/Naruto, Sadist/Sasuke. Kinkiness, Lemony goodness, and Yaoi.
Sleepless Nights (Will be posted after I get at least three stories)
Couple- Mainly SasuNaru, side-pairings optional.
Rating- Depending on the stories I get. Between T-M
Summary (not the actual one that will be posted)- A series of one-shots that focus on night-time activies, between Sasuke and Naruto, and maybe other characters. Whether it's sex, movies, or something totally out of the ordinary, as long as it's at night, the story will be put in here. How it works is that you message me the story or you give me a link to the story, and I'll put it in here. This will always be 'in-process', and never complete, because you can give me your story at any time. There is NO deadline!! The stories can be romance, humor,angst, horror, drama, sci-fi, or anything! It doesn't matter!
PS- THis story can already be one of your written stories and I will always give credit to the author(s) of the story!
That is all