this be a dead account
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-06-08, id: 1518012, Profile Updated: 03-26-11
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Sweeney Todd, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Umbrella Academy, D.Gray-Man, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Former Pen Names: I Love My Puppeteers, Come Back to Me, Flattered By Mockery


This account is now dead, as are the following stories:

Colour Our World

Lightning

Exotica

Most Certainly

Gun 'Em Down

Air Waves


Instead of typing up an apology for all these fanfictions, I've decided to just write everything here, because it applies for all those stories.

Why am I leaving? I'm loathe to say it, but because I've grown up. Not only my writing style, but my ideas, my morals and my whole way of thinking. Now that I look back at my old stories, I can't help but to cringe and want to rewrite the whole damn thing. And I just don't have the time or the patience for that. I've loved all those stories, and all the feedback and how many people reviewed and favourited or whatever; don't get me wrong. I still smile when I get a little 'watch' or 'favourited' notification. And I really appreciate all your kind reviews. But that part of my writing career's over, and honestly I don't know if I'm ever going to return to fanfiction. It was so much fun and I'm positive that it helped me to exercise my writing as well as improve it. I'm not satisfied with my work on this account, and yet, looking from my first published back to my most recent work, I have developed.

And I feel like I have you beautiful readers to thank for that! Everyone who ever encouraged me, gave me honest criticism and told me to keep writing, it all helped enormously.

As for these stories, I know that so many of you wanted me to keep on writing, and I can't even count the sad messages telling me to update. I'm so sorry. But try and think of it this way - create your own adventure in your head. Formulate what you think happened next, because literally, that's what I do! (That's a godawful consolation prize. I know.)

I'm still going to keep on writing. Just not here. I'm done with this, and I apologize with all my heart to my disappointed readers. I know the exact feelings, and I'm a nasty, dirty lying hypocrite, because I swore to myself that I would never do that to my loyal readers. And here I am, knocking out six whole stories. In truth, when I tried to write out the next chapters, I hated the words and I hated the way that I couldn't love them anymore. I outgrew them. I no longer get joy writing these stories.

Of course I'm not proud to leave my work unfinished. But this is what I believe: If something I used to love turned into a chore, maybe it's not what I love anymore. Maybe I should spend my time on things better suited for me.

These past few months, I learned that life is way too short to waste away on things that don't make me happy anymore. So with this final adieu, I wish you all a happy and wonderful life, and I hope you spend it on the things that make you smile.

Love from,

-- Jesse

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Words to Say by N.H. Arawn reviews
"In the…l… w'… 'd you… kiss…" It did not work how Lavi wanted. Kanda's eyes went perfectly round for a moment, his hand loose. 'No Yuu-chan, I'm missing words…' His mind whispered to his mouth, but his lips refused to move anymore... 'Was it you… '
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,642 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Vertigo on Holiday Road by smokingace reviews
The gang goes to Scotland while the school is being repaired. High school AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Rewind, Rewind by tigerballz reviews
In which Yamanaka Ino discovers the joys of laced Hello Kitty panties, exploding action figures and how not to jam a mixtape. Shoujo-ai! Yuri! InoSaku. Rated a high T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The Church of What's Not Happening by smokingace reviews
Kanda and Lavi arrive at a church to wait for the others. Kanda must have some time to rest, amongst other things.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
The Attack of Sir Tapsalot by Werewolf of Fire reviews
There's a monster crawling around the meeting room. Chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Latvia - Complete
Phaedra by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
They say that there is literally someone out there for everyone. It would seem that this pertains to umbrellas and hammers as well... Lero/Lavi's Hammer and some Tyki/Lavi. Crack!pairing co-written with Flattered By Mockery. Shounen-ai. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Lero - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Disneyman by Emiggax reviews
A collection of stories based on animated Disney movies. First, the Beauty and the Beast: "It wasn't like Tyki asked to be cursed, but the crazy bit--well, witch was dripping her ugly on his doorstep."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/6/2009
The Howler by vanete druse reviews
Scorpius Malfoy recieves a Howler and he doesn't know who it's from. slash. SMxAP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Silent Night by lookingskyward reviews
On the night of Christmas Eve, two opposing forces become one. Batman/Joker. A direct prequel to 'Intact' by Flattered By Mockery.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Nohbdy by smokingace reviews
Lavi has never given a name; Kanda will never stop asking.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
It's a Thespian Thing by Ed-L reviews
Sasori hated Drama class. But he supposed it wasn't so bad with a partner. implied DeiSaso/AU/ ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
se c r e ts by cherrySUNSETx reviews
such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cell Block Tango by Novelist Pup reviews
Regardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Brainwashing is a Beautiful Thing by Phoenix Satori reviews
Jet comes on to Zuko. Just a little. Um. ...Zuko likes it...?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Procrastination reviews
To put off till another day or time. You know how that works; you can't stop giving yourself more time to do it 'tomorrow.' Birthday fic for Lavi! Lavi & Lenalee friendship.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Hear Me Now reviews
Natalia laughs, not because it's funny, but because she's lonely, and wants to know if her voice can echo off water. Belarus x Liechtenstein oneshot for my Pizzazz! Light T for language and themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Belarus, Liechtenstein - Complete
Colour Our World reviews
Writing colours our world! Sixteen short-shorts based off a list of prompts, all written to the Tyki/Lavi relationship and canon-universe. T for language and themes.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi - Complete
Lightning reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Our Proposal reviews
In the immortal words of Ellen DeGeneres: "Well, my hope is someday, it won't be called a contract, it'll be called marriage." Tyki/Lavi fluff with a granola-bar-liberal!ending. Rated T for extremely mild language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi - Complete
Exotica reviews
Lavi wanted to feel that electricity jolting up under his fingers again and again, foreign to him; but the knowing smirk on the Noah's lips informed him well enough. It was something tantalizingly exotic. Tyki x Lavi, rated M for the usual.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
This is Absoluteness reviews
“Don’t be so shocked,” the forty-eighth whispered, leaning forward so his still-bloody lips painted his future’s ear a bright hue, “we have the same blood, don’t we?” -Oneshot of Lavi and his former self. Implications of Deak/Lavi. Rated M for violence.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Most Certainly reviews
Everybody wants to know, at some point in their love lives, when it needs improvement and what to do about it. 10 short fics on relationship troubles, written to the canon-universe. Tyki x Lavi, T for language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
Kiss Me, I'm of Mixed Race reviews
Tyki x Lavi, HS AU. "No one should ever say that it was my ignorance if I did or showed forth anything according to God's good Pleasure; but let this be your conclusion and let it so be thought, that- as is the perfect truth- it was the gift of God."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi - Complete
Alegría reviews
All Vanya wanted was for her sister to forgive what she had done, by giving her voice back. Somehow, she found a way. Birthday fic for my Pizzazz, and rated M for lzbnz. :D
Umbrella Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Crack Wednesdays reviews
Seven days. Two random numbers. One random pairing. Crack Wednesdays! Updated weekly, Akatsuki pairings only. Ratings, genres, universes and characters all vary depending on my mood that week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Intact reviews
Even in the darkest of hours, tainted by the most unbridled of passions, there is a need to keep wordless silence intact. A direct sequel to Necury's 'Silent Night', Batman/Joker, and M for slash!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Still Alive reviews
If this was really what Sasori wanted, then he would so willingly give it to him. How could he deny the sweet boy of what he needed, anyhow? If it was his life that the redhead wanted, then of course he could take it. Sandaime x Sasori, T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sasori - Complete
Hellfire reviews
He placed his hand on her shoulder and waist, and steered her about the cellar, leading her to her hopeless demise. They were all going to hell today, and they would all go together. Todd x Lovett oneshot, rated a high T for obvious violence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Stomachache reviews
Gaara has a stomachache when he's supposed to be at a council meeting, and Kankurou helps out. Sandcest, or KankuGaa. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Gun 'Em Down reviews
Sasori has never expected more from life than what was given in his hometown. But objection to his humble plan arrives, in the form of a seductive, armed blonde. Futuristic AU, DeiSaso and slight ItaSaso. ON A HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Air Waves reviews
The air waves between two souls always vary, some deeper in connection than others. Theirs, they found, burned with the heated love of Fire and the frigid hate of Ice, both overwhelming in sense. -- Fantasy AU with DeiSaso. ON A HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Forgive reviews
When Sasori and Deidara have a huge falling out, the blonde is shattered, and turns to Tobi for comfort. Romantic, fluffy stuff. Shounen-ai, rated T for Hidan-like language. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Staff of:
  1. Sue'niverse
    General All Categories