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Joined 03-06-08, id: 1518114, Profile Updated: 02-01-14
Author has written 46 stories for Catcher in the Rye, Metalocalypse, King Kong, Tomb Raider, X-Files, Final Fantasy X, I Am Legend, Scrubs, Misc. Games, Shrek, Degrassi, Tetris, Becker, Gilligan's Island, Scream, Walking Dead, 21 Jump Street, and Lone Ranger.

Look for me on fictionpress as "Dinosaur Balloon" I am publishing an original story there and really need reviewers!

Circumstance - an emotion-filled story of a young woman named Anna who is kidnapped from her home and held for ransom by three strange men. The story tells of her struggles to keep herself alive and unharmed as she begins to understand her captors and their intentions. Meanwhile the various antagonists begin to form their own unique relationships with her, including feelings of anger, betrayal, lust, indifference, or even feeling protective of her on some level.

The story contains some violence and mild sexual situations. Please give it a read and review if you're interested!

Thank you!


Now on to my introduction and other things:

Hello. :) I am MildlyInsane. (I'm not... But that's my user-name.) I made it years ago when I guess I was feeling insane?? And I don't want to change it... I don't like switching user-names... I wouldn't change my real name, so I won't change my self-appointed fanfiction name either... It's been with me all this time, so I will not abandon it.

At any rate, I won't tell you too much about myself because I don't want anyone from the world coming onto the internet and recognizing me. The real world doesn't know the dark corners of my mind as well as you random strangers do...

I will tell you what is probably obvious: I am a young woman, a new adult... So I'm not a teenager like some of you, but I'm not old like your parents either... As you can see, my interests are a wide variety, some common popular fandoms, and some bizarre unpopular fandoms (like Gilligan's Island, Becker and 21 Jump Street - the television show.) I started writing fanfiction when my best friend moved away from school and I was forced to spend a lot of time by myself. Since then, I've written tons of stories and feel like I've improved in my writing quite a bit.


About Slash Stories:

I was re-reading one of my old stories and I noticed that I mentioned in an author's note something about not liking to write slash stories... I probably mentioned that a lot more than just once. I just want to make it clear that my issue with slash stories isn't the gay sex, but just sex in general. I don't write gay sex. I don't write hetero sex. I just hate sex... The only thing sexual in my stories is the occasional near-molestation or sexual assault. To me, sex isn't a good thing. I don't want it to happen to any of the characters I love. So don't take my shying away from writing slash stories as homophobia, because it's not. It's more of a sex-phobia. I'll still read them, and a lot of my stories unintentionally seem to almost be leading up to sex... I just hate actual sex. I like a lot of stories on here that include sex though, since at least half the stories here are in fact sex-filled, but I sort of just read around the sex parts... A story with sex can be good, but I most prefer no sex...


If you read any of my stories, please review them! I'd love to know what everyone thinks about what I've published. Even if your review is short or anonymous, every little review helps me to know if I'm doing a good job, and helps motivate me to continue.

And even if the story you're reading was published in 2008, still review it! I may not really need constructive criticism for those, since they are so old and I already have learned from many of the mistakes within them, but I'd still love to know what you think! Even if the story is four years old, I'm still here!! I'll still read your review!! (Although honestly, I'm a little embarrassed of some aspects of my older stories... Some of them are kind of terrible, but I guess that means I'm improving, and that's a good thing. Don't be too harsh in your reviews on the old ones... I can do that on my own. I tell my younger self all the time, "what the hell, self? Were you drunk?" I think sometimes I might have been...)

I look forward to reviews and am always excited when I get them. I don't check my e-mail though, so if you're reviewing one of my older stories, I may not notice your review until a month, or maybe even a year after you post it... But I typically check for reviews on my newer stories daily, because my excitement cannot be contained. :) I generally try to reply to reviews if I notice them soon after they are posted, because I appreciate all of them so much.

If you review something I've written, I might also stalk your profile, because I consider most of my reviewers to be my new Best Friends Forever, even if we don't even speak to each other beyond reviews. I put a lot of time and heart into most of my stories, so if you've taken the time to read one and respond to it, I love you.


Here is a fan art made for one of my stories:

http://kornette.deviantart.com/art/I-dink-I-am-dyings-owies-130665550

This was made by fanfiction.net user: Dethfck, to go along with my Metalocalypse story: Appendicitisklok, where Toki has appendicitis. I feel it's one of my better Metalocalypse stories. If you like Metalocalypse, feel free to check out both the art as well as my story. I actually have quite a few Metalocalypse stories on here which you can read if you like such things... Toki is my favourite character, so they are mostly centered around him.

I feel some of my Metalocalypse stories are better than my others. Timemachineklok is one of my favourites of my own, if you're interested... Scroll down to read its summary...


Thank you for stopping by my page. Have a great day.

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Abducted by ElenaC reviews
A collection of hurt/comfort clichés. Holmes is abducted, rescued, and Watson has to deal with the fallout. Pre-slash eventually seguing into slash. Rated for implied violence and adult themes. Chapter IV up! Completed.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Red Dog by Copper Moon reviews
A Reno origin story. When Reno kills a valued informant of the Turks, he soon finds himself entangled in a fight he wants no part in. Also starring: Tseng, Rude, Cissnei, Katana (from Before Crisis) and Commander Veld. Rated for language, just to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,987 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Reno
Almost Lost by Rosa Cotton reviews
In the aftermath of the stone giants, Kili has an unexpected moment with Thorin. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Kili, Thorin, Fili - Complete
He's Only Tiny by nocturnaltibet reviews
Marcus thinks about Esca's size and how much it means to him.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Marcus A., Esca - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
In the Locker Room, No One Can Hear You Scream by Crazy Stairs reviews
While investigating the rapes and murders of two high school boys, Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall find themselves taken captive by the murderers. Now they must fight to keep their identities as cops under wraps, to keep themselves and each other safe, and try to escape before they meet the same horrible fate as the two murdered boys. Rated for violence, mention of rape, and language.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - T. Hanson, D. Penhall - Complete
Twenty Questions by LaylaBinx reviews
They're surrounded by Walkers and Glenn has a substantial head injury. Freakin' perfect. *Repost!*
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Social Father by blindkitten reviews
There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Camp Out by LaylaBinx reviews
Glenn still isn't really sure how he ended up sharing a tent with Daryl Dixon at the end of the day. Pointless fluff and cuteness :D
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D.
A slightly different case From dusk till dawn by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
The BAU sets out to catch the criminal brothers Seth and Richard. During a bank robbery, they take Reid hostage. Can the team find him before one brother gets too interested in him? x-over with From Dusk till Dawn.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 117,708 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Just a bad dream by liamarehorselover reviews
Esca has a nightmare. Marcus is there. Not slash, more a big/little brother thing. One-shot, might be more later.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Esca, Marcus A. - Complete
Vows by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"If I get bit, you promise me that - no matter what anyone says - you'll take care of it." DarylGlenn, oneshot
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Daryl D., Glenn] - Complete
Not Entirely Alone by Cry4theDevil reviews
After Merle's disappearance and attack on the camp Daryl is left to ponder about his life and his sudden need for Glenn. Daryl/Glenn slash short break from glee fics
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Daryl D., Glenn
Circumstances by Twilight Fang reviews
An unknown evil source has targeted Holmes and Watson but gives no indication as to their motives. But, as this person becomes more desperate, the damage and pain that they cause nearly tears Holmes and Watson apart. Finally SLASH in this! Wason/Holmes
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Drive the Fever Away by Gala000085 reviews
Driving a feverish Shawn home to his father's house was not Lassiter's idea of a good time. No slash
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,773 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
A Matter of Conscience by jenlee1 reviews
When an investigation goes awry, Watson is forced to consider the consequences of his absence.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Like unto Like or Why Opposites Attract by Original-Elfkin reviews
Shawn learns to be self defense savvy, & how to be more than simply "bi-curious". Lassiter learns that no amount of warning, preparation, or planning can ever contain the act of nature that is Shawn Spencer. Which he kinda already knew. *slash*
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Hushed Torture by Prettiest-Star reviews
The entirety of Vincent's time with Professor Hojo. Warning: Will contain rape and severe violence, not to mention mental anguish. Don't read if you can't handle it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Prof. Hojo, Vincent V.
My Captain by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
When young Jonathan Dorian is captured by a mass of bloody pirates, his life takes a turn for the worst. But after the storm there is always a calm; and this calm is known as Captain Percival Cox. AU.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,930 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Fear of Santa Claus? by Gala000085 reviews
One-shot. Shawn and Lassiter are stuck in an elevator and Lassie learns something about the pseudo-psychic. NO SLASH
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
My Not Expected Welcome by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
JD tried not to let out a surprised little gasp as the bell above the entrance jingled to life, revealing the brunet’s one and only mentor. What was Dr. Cox doing here? Shouldn’t he be at home with Jordan and Jack?
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
My Snowstorm by Smudgie reviews
Doctor Cox is left trapped in his car during a snowstorm with a sick Newbie. No slash. Long one-shot.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Fall from the Vessel by FikFik747 reviews
A retelling of Thomas' plunge from the decks of the ship and into the cold, heartless sea.
Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
In the Clutches of Jones by ItchyNariz reviews
Davy Jones catches Will trying to steal his key. Takes place during Dead Man's Chest. Will is the main character. Also features Bill Turner, Davy Jones, of course, and some original characters. and maybe Jack or someone later. Just read it... and review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Will T., Davy Jones
Stowed Away by White N Nerdy reviews
The untold story of the Venture’s youngest crew member, from Jimmy’s initial appearance in the ship’s cargo hold, to his very first adventure on the high seas of the Atlantic and beyond...
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Ode to the Over Dose by LaylaBinx reviews
When Chase's wound gets infected, he has a rather interesting reaction to the medication he's perscribed. Guess who gets to take care of him...House of course! Lots of silly moments and drug-induced randomness :D
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - R. Chase, G. House
All Fall Down by LaylaBinx reviews
When Chase and House are sent to conference together, they get alot more than they bargained for when the car makes an unexpected detour into a ditch. Fluff, drama, and virus-bacteria 20 questions. You know you're interested ;D
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - R. Chase, G. House
The Longest Day by LittleFairy78 reviews
Shawn and Lassiter are in trouble. The bad guys are on their way to Mexico, the other bad guys are after them, they're in the middle of nowhere and somehow have ended up cuffed together. It's just one of those days...Rated for some language and whump
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,877 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Stranger Danger by AnotherChaoticPenName reviews
A week after Officer Milk Carton's presentation, young Shawn and Gus encounter a stranger on the playground. YoungShawn Whumpage.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Another Fine Mess by procol harum reviews
Starts at the scene where Tom is thrown into the cell with Doug during La Bizca, and what happens afterwards... Noncon involved... Sequel is up and called Paper Wings...
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
His Elevator Woes by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
Alternate ending for “His Story”. What if nobody had interrupted Janitor and JD on that elevator? What if Dr. Cox didn’t find JD until seven hours later? JDCox friendship, bonding, and general ridiculosity.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2007 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Demon Called Deception by darkbird36 reviews
Chase, Foreman, a crazed gunman, and a hostage situation. Or, the doctors work out their differences the hard way. CHAPTER SEVEN NOW UP
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - R. Chase, E. Foreman
Life on the Venture by LittleLonnie reviews
Little story about life on The Venture on the way to Skull Island! Jimmy is main character!
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Evil Times by Pipspebble reviews
Merry learns of Pippin's hurts inflicted by the Uruk-hai
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
An Unlikely Friendship by PeteyDG reviews
Inspired by and a continuation of Nix's Charity, posted here as Chapter One, pre-Clerks, non-slash, A/U take on how Jay & Silent Bob met and became the inseparable duo we know and love. Rated R for language, violence. UNFINISHED.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,168 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001
Warmth by PeteyDG reviews
I've gone to the dark side and written a slash fic starring Jay and Bob . . . don't worry, dear homophobes, Unlikely Friendship will remain non-slash. Pre-Dogma, cohesive with Askewniverse canon. Why Jay so loves the layered look and how he and Silent B
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2002
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Foolish reviews
Young Tonto leads Cavendish and Cole to the place where the river begins. Tonto quickly discovers that his trust has been misplaced when the two white men turn on him. They don't want anyone else to know the silver mine exists, and that means Tonto too.
Lone Ranger - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Tonto, Butch C. - Complete
Precarious reviews
Trying to make an arrest against a man suspected of beating and raping homeless boys, Officer Hanson gambles with his own safety to ensure an arrest against their suspect. Having gone off alone with the man without telling his fellow officers, Hanson finds he might have dug himself into a hole too deep to get back out of. Alternate ending to Blinded by the Thousand Points of Light.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,878 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - T. Hanson, D. Penhall - Complete
Daryl and Glenn's Grand Adventure reviews
Takes place in Season 1. After his brother gets left behind on the rooftop in Atlanta, Daryl decides to leave the group and takes Glenn with him as a hostage. Their personalities clash, and neither seems really keen on spending time with the other, but eventually they must learn to put their differences aside when they meet a small group of survivors with sinister intentions.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,558 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Carry On reviews
Takes place in season 1 - Daryl, Glenn, Rick, and T-Dog return from Atlanta and their search for Merle to find the camp is being over-run with walkers. The group cannot fight them all off and end up fleeing the camp site to save their own lives. Glenn and Daryl are separated from the group and must try to find their companions while also looking out for themselves and each other.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Pa reviews
Sophia and Daryl bond over the topic of fathers. Rated T for mention of child abuse.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Daryl D., Sophia - Complete
Guardian reviews
Young Doug McQuaid comforts his little brother the first time their dad hits little Tommy McQuaid. This is of course an Alternate Universe story where Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall are actually the McQuaid brothers, who live with their abusive father. It can be read alone or as a prequel to Tribulations.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - D. Penhall, T. Hanson - Complete
Tribulations reviews
Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall do not exist. They are instead Tommy and Doug McQuaid, tough, seemingly fearless high school boys. The lives of the teenaged McQuaid brothers aren't easy. It's a rough existence, full of drugs, alcohol, and physical abuse. Day to day life consists of dealing with an abusive father, buying and selling drugs, and just trying to survive in a world so cruel.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,647 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - T. Hanson, D. Penhall - Complete
Jump! to Conclusions reviews
While undercover as Tommy McQuaid, Tom Hanson gets into an argument with his PE teacher. After seeing bruises Tom has from another case, the teacher suspects Tom's been abused and refers him to a counselor. Doug Penhall also makes an appearance.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - T. Hanson, D. Penhall - Complete
From the Streets to the Sea reviews
This is another Jimmy background story, telling of Jimmy's early life and how he ended up on the Venture and meeting Mr. Hayes, as well as the rest of the crew. It's in 3rd person Jimmy's point of viewish... Please read and review.
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,195 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009
Cornered reviews
When Glenn and Daryl take a trip into the city for supplies they encounter an unexpected hoard of walkers. In an attempt to avoid being devoured, they end up locking themselves in a storage closet where they must wait for the undead to forget about them.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,940 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Scream 2, Take 2 reviews
Randy's younger sister is murdered on the two-year anniversary of the original Woodsboro murders, bringing Sidney, Randy, Gale, Dewey, and Cotton back to Woodsboro, where a masked killer waits. Heavy focus on Gale and Dewey after the first few chapters.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011
Laments of a Soon To Be Rescued Sailor reviews
The Professor comes up with another plot to be 'rescued.' Gilligan would much rather stay on the island, but goes along with the plan for the benefit of the others. The thought of being rescued makes him feel a bit depressed, and a little emo...
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Gilligan, Skipper
Arthur's Tale reviews
Alternate tale of Arthur Pendragon's involvement in Shrek 3. A bit in the beginning is similar to how it happened in the movie, but the rest is quite different. How will Arthur and Shrek overthrow King Charming and restore Far Far Away?
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Artie, Shrek
Gilligan in a Bottle reviews
Gilligan finds a magic bottle with a genie inside and is granted 3 wishes. What will he wish for? In this AU story, the characters' traits are exaggerated/acknowledged. This is a sort of humor, so don't feel too bad about anything I've written. Complete!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Gilligan, Skipper - Complete
Linda Quits For Real This Time reviews
Linda accepts a job at another doctor's office, thus quits working for Dr. Becker. Will things work out? Will her new boss tolerate her showing up late and never getting any work done? And how will Becker and Margaret fare without her?
Becker - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Linda, J. Becker
Jealous? reviews
When Marco finds out Dylan is cheating on him, he tries to make Dylan jealous by going off with another guy whom he has just met, Derek. When Derek tries to take things further than Marco wants to and is declined, will he take No for an answer?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Marco D., Dylan M.
Persistent reviews
Linda has a problem with a man who is in love with her and persists on being with her even though she's not interested. Margaret and Becker may be able to help her get rid of him... that is, if they even notice anything is wrong. Complete.
Becker - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,914 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Linda, J. Becker - Complete
TimeMachineKlok reviews
Skwisgaar has the Klokateers build him a time machine, but when he goes back in time and meets child-Toki, he risks changing not only the past, but the present as well... Rated T for a few swear words and the mention of drinking alcohol.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,487 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Tetris reviews
Want to play a game of Tetris? Go for it. You'll always win when you play it here. And you'll get the high score too!
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
MeetingKlok reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
My Name Mission reviews
JD goes on a mission to discover what the janitor's name is... but will he be able to figure it out? Read to find out, and please review. This is just a little 1 chapter story.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - John D./J.D., Janitor - Complete
DethBullies reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok. While Toki and Skwisgaar attend a middle/high school together, Toki has to deal with some bullies. Skwisgaar is unaware of this, but might easily figure it out when he sees visible bruises on little Toki. Please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
The Fate of Ofdensen reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is my version of the events which happened after the season 2 finale, Black Fire Upon Us. If you haven't seen it, and don't want to know what happens, hold off on reading this. When you do read it though, please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen, Toki W. - Complete
My Scariest Elevator Ride reviews
JD gets stuck in the elevator when it breaks. But guess who else is there with him? The Janitor is! Oh no! AND JD has the flu! But Dr. Cox will take care of him, in a non-slash kind of way. If you've read my other story, you'd know that I love those guys.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
My Car Ride reviews
JD needs a ride home from work. Unfortunately, the only person available to give him a ride is the janitor. With rain pouring down heavily and the janitor driving like a nut, will they make it home alive? Read to find out. And Review, please.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - John D./J.D., Janitor - Complete
ForgivenessKlok reviews
Dethklok. Metalocalypse. Set after episode Dethdad. Toki tries to think of a reason why his father deserves his forgiveness... If you haven't seen Dethdad, there might be spoilers in here, so don't read it yet if you don't want to know what happened.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
不特定 邦人 符丁 reviews
Ha! I don't even know what this is! Hmmm... maybe I should read over it and finish it someday... or not... I'm not that into The X-Files anymore.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Hauntedklok reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. Toki sees a ghost, or something of the sort... Review, por favor, if you've read this. I'd appreciate it.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
My Three Sims reviews
This is a story based on the PS2 game, The Sims 2. Three Sims have rather strange lives... This is what they did on the Free-play mode of my game. Dedicated to Dr. Knife, who I deleted because she was mean.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Adventureklok reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. Toki goes on a run away from home for a night mini adventure, during a time when he is a child living in Norway. Please feel free to read and review. That's what the story is here for. Now complete.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
Almost Too Much reviews
Mulder and Scully feel stressed out after a case, so they take comfort in each other. This story doesn't contain anything graphic. I don't write about sex. Please read and review.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Sorries reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is set within the episode "Girlfriendklok." Toki feels bad for beating up Nathan, so he goes to appologize to him, but will Nathan forgive him? Please read and review. Now Complete.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Toki W., Nathan E. - Complete
My Unlucky Rainy Alleyway Encounter reviews
JD gets beaten up by an angry patient, and an unlikely person helps him out... That would be the Janitor... This is my first Scrubs fanfiction, so be nice to me, por favor. Please review also. Dr. Cox, Janitor, and JD all have fairly large roles in this.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
I Wouldn't Mind Getting the Mail reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok. Toki wouldn't mind getting the mail... for once. Now he gets to. What kind of wonderful surprises will he encounter? Please read and review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
Appendicitisklok reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. Toki wakes up and feels sick... so he goes to his band mates for assistance. How will that work out, I wonder...... Not slash... I never write slash, guys. Woooooot! This story is now complete.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
My Thoughts On Scully reviews
This is a first person look Mulder being the narrator of how Mulder felt about Scully when they first met, and then how he grew to like her over time. I hope you enjoy it, and please review, if you'd like.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
This is my alternate ending to the film. Things could have been different if Robert had handled things differently when the "dark seeker" dogs attacked Sam. If you love Will Smith and Samantha, the dog, you might like my ending. Please review.
I Am Legend - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Jimmy's Story reviews
This is the story of when Hayes first met Jimmy. Please review, if you'd like. I am awful at titles, and hope to change it if I can manage to think of something better.
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Drunk Murdercyling reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok is pulled over for drunk driving...... Apparently the police think laws apply to Nathan, Pickles, Toki, Skwisgaar, and Murderface...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Dealing with Kimarhi reviews
The party does not like Kimarhi, but what are they going to do about it? This is supposed to be funny... I hope you enjoy it. Please review it if you read it, good or bad reviews... I don't mind. Rated "T" for some violence...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Why I Don't Believe reviews
This is a first person point of view: Why Scully doesn't believe in aliens, when the proof is everywhere... It is supposed to be funny... Please review.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Their Story reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok... How Skwisgaar and Toki first met and, eventually, how they met the rest of the band. It deals a lot with Toki and Skwisgaar's friendship. NOT slash. If you are reading this, review it, please. This story is now complete...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Her Immortal Adversaries reviews
This is how Lara feels about Larson and Pierre, her immortal adversaries... Also, is supposed to be funny... Not horribly so, but a bit funny at least... Please read and review. Based on TR Anniversary and TR Chronicles.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Her Moving Target reviews
Winston and Lara have a daily routine of target practice... Winston is the target. This is how Winston feels about that... It is supposed to be funny, and would be best understood if you've played Tomb Raider 3. Please review.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
My Fault? reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. My own scene that is meant to take place after the last scene in the episode,"Dethkids." Rated 'T' for mention of drinking alcohol. Features Toki, Nathan, and a bit of Pickles... NOT slash. I would never do that to Dethklok...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Toki W., Nathan E. - Complete
Alternate End of Chapter 23 reviews
Not very exciting, but this was an English assignment. You don't have to read it. Rated T for a few swear words...
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
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