swisstony
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Joined 03-07-08, id: 1518251, Profile Updated: 07-04-10
Author has written 14 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, Mighty Boosh, and Tribe.
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Happy Ending? by Radar-rox reviews
A threat from the past that only Vince knows about means Tara is in danger. N.B It's now gone further than that, and is really just going to be their lives from now on. Final Tara story, rated for language.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,121 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/1/2007
ABooshCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ by ultra-electrogirl reviews
26 drabbles - under 100 words. one for each letter of the alphabet. contains language and slash references. PLEASE review!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Waiting For Song 19 by SisiDraig reviews
It's all over. Their luck has run out. Howard and Vince have to live out the rest of their days behind bars and miles from each other... or do they? Not if Vince has anything to do with it. Mint Royale AU. Joint writen with the wonderful Swisstony! xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
First Date by ElectroPrincess reviews
A little follow on from Be My Valentine? Howard wants to take Vince on a date. Fluff-fest.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Rapunzel by LDNatalie reviews
Boosh AU, rated T. Fairy tale with a twist.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Fate and perfume by irishhair reviews
AU fic based on an advert for Chanel No5 starring Nicole Kidman. Vince is the most famous male model in the world, Howard is a struggling poet. Vince runs away from a red carpet event and into Howard's life...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Secret by JantoFan reviews
Howard's secret is out. Now what? Now a story!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Three's Company by irishhair reviews
Howard and Vince raising their daughter. Sequel to "From Conception to Birth"
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2009
If Only Life Were Like Fairy Tales by SisiDraig reviews
SEQUEL to 'Who Said It Would Last Forever' - It's parent's evening, after finding our a certain Mr Noir will be there Howard decides to tag along. What will happen when they meet? Will Howard have to choose between his family and the man he once loved?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,707 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Love Statistic by SisiDraig reviews
Vince joins a new game in the clubs; what will happen when it all gets a bit too close to home? Some swearing! Howince! Rated for Concept; no graphic detail - no detail at all D But it was suggested i put the rating up.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
From Conception to Birth by irishhair reviews
After Vince drinks what he thinks is an aphrodisiac, he experiences some unforeseen consequences.... Warning: contains explicit m/m sex and mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Edge of a Broken Heart by SisiDraig reviews
SEQUEL - It’s a year on since ‘Everything and Nothing’ and Vince and Howard are having relationship problems because of the pressure from fans and family. Are they strong enough to make it through?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,537 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
What's Broken Can Always Be Fixed by LDNatalie reviews
Howince, set after Series 3. Howard and Vince get caught-up in a spell; and realise what its like to be each other.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Girl by three-squee-gree reviews
Howard's been behaving strangely. Vince is having weird dreams. Something's not right. Howince. Story up for adoption.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
After the Party by LDNatalie reviews
From a quotes challenge. Series 3, Howince. Beta'd by the gorgeous StarofAndromeda. What if the party had gone differently?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Stay real, look sweet by irishhair reviews
A Sweet songfic. Pete/Stitch from Stitch's POV. Slash
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Everything and Nothing by SisiDraig reviews
AU fic! Vince Noir is one of the biggest rock stars in the world. Howard Moon is a struggling jazz musician. When the two men meet their worlds will be turned upside down!...xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
Cosy Nights by brokenmoonlight reviews
7th in FLtNY series. Another peek into Vince and Howard's domestic bliss. Just a little bit of romantic fluff, involving a bath.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Interlude by brokenmoonlight reviews
6th story in FLtNY series. Vince wants Howard to play for him. Short and fluffy.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Happy Anniversary by brokenmoonlight reviews
5th in the FLTNY series. It's Vince and Howard's first wedding anniversary! Full of sweetness and fluff, but rated for sexual content.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Unanswered Letters by Captain101 reviews
48 weeks, 48 letters. Each one sent back. But then one day he recieves a letter that drags him back into the world he left behind. A letter that tells him why the letters suddenly stopped. A letter that changes everything. NOW COMPLETE
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Remember the Radio Show? by Beechwood0708 reviews
A series of songfics, all different genres, situations etc etc. Each one will be completely different to the others.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Shadow of Your Love by SisiDraig reviews
Howard and Vince are finally together but when tempted by another can Vince stay faithful? lol. I hate summaries - they sound so cheesy! haha xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Naboo's Love Boat by SisiDraig reviews
Sequel to three little words. Howard's trying desperatelt to adjust to knowing he can't have Vince after his memory loss. But can love and a bit of help from Naboo conquer all?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Phone Call by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince and Howard's friendship is on thin ice. Has too much damage been done, or is there still a chance to make things right? Rated M just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Bliss Of Another Kind by violence4 reviews
Bliss. A very weird kind of bliss. Not the usual kind from having your hair look good or playing electro music. Another kind." Love isn't always bliss, but Vince just can't seem to leave it alone.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,430 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Howard's Odyssey by northernbullet reviews
Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
From London to New York by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard finally snaps and a year later, Vince, unbeknowst to anyone else, is still struggling to cope. Will they ever reunite, or is it too late?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,657 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Night Pleasure by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince has been having saucy dreams about Howard. Can he make them a reality? Very strong slash, so be warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Candy Striper by Clara Masse reviews
When Vince gets the definition of a Candy Striper confused what will happen in the privacy of the flat. Lol Harry look rugged, tee hee. Slash, don’t like it don’t read it! X
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Lost by Alestrel reviews
Lost, a story in 6 parts charting a developing relationship. Howard Moon and Vince Noir. General disclaimer. Not mine, dammit. Pity that. Written just for fun. Not making any money, losing it, actually, and no copyright infringement intended.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Something More by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince's POV on his unspoken, developing relationship with Howard. Set after 'Party.' Wasn't sure about the rating, so if you want me to put it up, I will.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
The Demon of Love by brokenmoonlight reviews
Sequel to Sunshine & Lollipops. It's Valentine's day, and Vince and Howard are looking forward to a romantic evening together - surely nothing could spoil it?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Sunshine & Lollipops by brokenmoonlight reviews
He couldn't quite remember when this had all began – the shift was so slight that it had creeped up and consumed him before he even realised what was going on... Vince/Howard Mild slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Dedication by Radar-rox reviews
How had Hamilton Cork known Howard's name when he'd come into the hut in Charlie, when it was in fact Vince he was looking for? Becuase Vince had dedicated the Charlie book to Howard, thats how! Warning: mild slash and suggestion of notsomild slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007
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Lights Out and Shoot Up The Station reviews
Set some time after an imagined series 6, the Mallrats have finally found paradise on their own island. A letter, and the future generation however will throw paradise into turmoil. Warning for OC's and future swears. Not sure if this will graduate past chapter 1, I hope you enjoy it anyway.
Tribe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack, Ram
She's Giving Me The Evil Eye reviews
Nathan Barely fic...How Dan ended up with a Daughter and jumped out of a window...Alternative Uni...Dan/Jones...Dan/OC
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,974 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011
In the dark, in the back of the van reviews
Follow up 2 The Bomb and I see the night, but I'm lost outside of you...I'm rubbish at summaries: D BETA SisiDraig
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Vince N., Howard M.
I am the teeth in the dark reviews
Howard/Vince and Kitten have an adventure
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009
Leave our bikes down at the station reviews
Loads of random shorts all about Ebola and Anthrax...maybe even a bit of dirty femeslash later: D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
They have hollow bones, made for the sky reviews
Howard, Vince and Kitten in a park...warning contains reference to sunshine, ice cream and kites
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Kick drum on the basement floor reviews
Uncle Vince and Howard babysit Kitten: D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Ebola Autobiography of a Vampire reviews
Femmeslash: D Anthrax and Ebola, think goth Detectives with these fine gothic ladies: D It's a work in progress, reviews r very much appreciated:
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
We were dead before the ship even sank! reviews
Rated M for swearing. Enjoy.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Off with their heads! reviews
Character death.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
I see the night, but I'm lost outside of you reviews
Something like a prequel 2 my last fics: D Howard's POV later...lol... Suicide themes. Review would be great...lol...Dedicated 2 my BETAS Radar Rox and Violence:
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,985 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Bomb reviews
Sequel 2 my first fic 'Crawled out of the sea'. Vince POV. Dedicated to my BETA Violence: The summary sucks but I hope u enjoy: D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Crawled out of the sea reviews
Howard has a visitor. Vince's POV.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Enterprise reviews
This fic follows the new Crew and Captain of the Enterprise as they confront the greatest threat to the existence of Starfleet and Earth. Feat Q, Wesley and various other TNG,DS9,VOY characters and the Borg. Reviews are really, really welcome: D
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Q, Wesley C.