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Joined 03-07-08, id: 1518447, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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melanie 's art. huge lookbook.nu and chictopia fan. adores winter and fall. spring colors make the world a better place. is going to live in paris when she grows up.

obsessed: emily browning, skins, gossip girl, bonnie wright,twilight, harry potter, emma watson, angus, thongs and perfect snogging, nearly famous, wild child, across the universe, gaspard ulliel, robert pattinson, twilight, tom sturridge, leighton meester, taylor momsen, jim sturgess, ed westwick, adam lambert, allison iraheta, aaron johnson, cory kennedy, ashley greene .

music: adam lambert, adele, allison iraheta, angus & julia stone, the arcade fire, bat for lashes, the beatles, the blood brothers, bodies of water, bright eyes, the broken hearts, coeur de pirate, cold war kids, conor oberst, crystal castles, the dandy warhols, the dead weather, duffy, the duke spirit, dum dum girls, emily jane white, eric clapton, led zepplin, acdc, the filthy youth, the fashion, first aid kit, fleet foxes, florence and the machine, gomez, guillemots, the honey trees, huggy bear, imogen heap, japandroids, the jesus and mary chain, the kills, the kooks, land of talk, laura marling, les singes, lewis & clarke, the long blondes, los campesinos!, lovvers, lykke li, magic wands, the mamas and papas, marina & the diamonds, mercy arms, mgmt, the ting tings, metric, muse, my bloody valentine, mystery jets, noah and the whale, nouvelle vague, olafur arnalds, paramore, pas de printemps pour marnie, paris street, the pierces, pink mountaintops, plastiscines, polly scattergood, robert pattinson, the ropes, russian red, santigold, sara lov, slow club, sons and daughters, their hearts were full of spring, those dancing days, vampire weekend, the virgins, voltaire twins, wintersleep, witch hats, wolfmother, yann tiersen, yeah yeah yeahs .

bellas + alice's dresses from Cullen Inc.

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Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
American Idol by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
The Cullens sign up for american idol. Whats the worst that could happend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,718 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart by Camp Rockians reviews
Six mischievous kids love getting kicked out of Wal-Mart. Temporary Hiatus.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,738 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
Secret Identites by jasperissexy reviews
All the characters come out of the closet! Emmett's naked! Alice buys a...pink strainer? The Cullens are just really crack heads in disguise...probably. VERY random and VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
The Nanny by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella's thirty and struggling to get a job. When she drunkenly stumbles onto Edward Cullen's doorstep, he mistakes her for a full-time nanny and hires her. But there's two problems: Bella falls hard for Edward and she's the nanny of 8 kids who hate her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Real Cullen Bachelor Party by oh HALE no reviews
What really went down the night of the Cullen bachelor party with Emmett, Jasper, and Edward and what happens when the ladies catch wind of it? Read to find out! T for Language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Alfred the Mountain Lion by o-i-got-it reviews
This fic is CRACK. NOTHING makes sense. There is unjustified gore, random/unnecessary swearing, and shameless mountain lion death. Edward/Emmet/Jasper are very OOC. Told in mountain lion's POV. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned! M for gore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Camp Revenge by starsnuffers reviews
Shane and Mitchie started off hating eachother. But when Shane wants revenge on Tess, Mitchie is there to help. Follow them through their relationship - up and down, zigged and zagged with love and hate, Camp Rock plot is less G-Rated... Now in season 2.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,211 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Nine Oh Two One OhYeah! by bula ronnie rach reviews
What happens when Nate and Caitlyn watch 90210 with Jason
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jason - Complete
Elvis by starsnuffers reviews
We all know who Elvis is – Nate’s new dog. But what we don’t know is that Elvis is a sassy, sarcastic, witty, and devious puppy. Follow Elvis as he battles the troubles of being a famous dog while battling the troubles of new enemies and himself.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
When you give a hyper author a computer by Kawaii-babi reviews
TOTAL PARODY! Be warned, Camp Rock lovers, you may hate me after this! Shane cleans his fishbowl and then something happens, but WHAT? RANDOM STUFF, THAT'S WHAT!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Love: Something You can Always Count On by soupus reviews
Brothers are there for each other no matter what and this case is no exception. Whether it be a football game, live performance or in this case, a break up.
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Making of a Birdhouse by nikole stella reviews
Jason takes it into his own hands to build his birdhouse since no one seems to be listening to him. But it seems that he has a lot of weird and very revealing things to say in the process. Completely humorous. One-shot
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Elks by starsnuffers reviews
Mitchie thinks she's going crazy when she sees Shane riding past on an elk... did he really ride an elk? Hmmm maybe.
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Courtesy of Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes by kneazleFTW reviews
In which, metaphorically, the cat is caught eating the canary, gets backed into a corner, and must snog his self-proclaimed enemy’s little sister for any chance of survival before the eyes of redhead-fancying deities. DMGW One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
It's too late now by TinixNini reviews
One-shot. I don't want to ruin it by posting a summary though. Read and review please.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
One Night by losingxcontrol reviews
He was staring at me hard. I couldn’t help but keep his gaze as I moved through the dancing mob. I knew who he was and I’m sure as hell he didn’t know me. His eyes were focused. Joe Jonas. Middle brother of the famous Jonas Brothers.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Our Song by oldincisions reviews
She was always Joe's number one girl, so why didn't she have a song written for her? One shot based on "Our Song" by Taylor Swift. Joe/OFC
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
I Really Wish I Loved Him by AnyaDrama reviews
She thought she was in love with the middle brother in the Jonas Brothers. But as time went by, she began to question if she was with the right brother... One Shot
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Star Aligned Lovers by iluv2perform reviews
Taylor Huntington is a big movie star. Her brothers are rockstars,and her parents are famous. Everyone think she has the perfect life but she knows something is missing. What happens when she goes to a party and meets The Jonas Brothers.Will she find love
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,059 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Not my Fault by IplayedInTraffic reviews
j.o.n.a.s. Nick notices a suspicious car following the tour bus, but has no idea that the 2 men inside hold a terrible grudge.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,252 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
It's Just A Clown by jblove224 reviews
Joe has chronic fear of clowns, and when hes confronted with one, hilariousness ensues. OneShot.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Save Me by 6Amaya6 reviews
The Jonas Brothers are liked by everyone right? Or at the very least they have no enemies...until the stalker showed up. Who is this person, and why are the Jonas Brothers on their death list? Rated T for violence later on.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,756 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Our Bodies are Magic! by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Coral Island reviews
The most remote spot on earth. Miles away from any sort of population, this island can easily be seen as a sanctuary or in the DA's case, hell. Looking for a retreat? Make sure you don't find yourself on Coral Island. AU, M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Birthday's reviews
September 19th, you know the date. It's Hermione's birthday, and Ron's been planning out her gift for some time now... ONE-SHOT, H/R, 6th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pursue reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are off to their very first ever Europe trip, and they couldn't be happier, but what happens when something goes terribly wrong and Edward, Emmett and Jasper are needed there? OOC, AU. WARNING: minor drugs and alcohol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Cullen Inc reviews
Bella gets a new job, guess who her new boss is. ALL HUMAN .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight: The Musical reviews
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. 'TWILIGHT' as a musical.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009