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Joined 03-07-08, id: 1518545, Profile Updated: 09-10-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Center Stage.

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Loki's Pranks by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
A bored Loki is a dangerous Loki. (A story about Loki and Thor's lives as children in Asgard, approximately the equivalent of ten and twelve years old. Fluff, humor, and a bit of sadness.)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 132 - Words: 181,189 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Loki, Thor
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4729 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
North by alien09 reviews
I haven't been to this park in a while since we became an us. / EPIC Puckleberry that spins off course from Rhodes Not Taken. Nominated for 3 2011 PR Fanfic Awards. COMPLETED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 149,213 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Taking the Hint by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
"They were 'conversing' with strange men - all of whom possessed peculiar names - who appeared to be incredible cartographers, but they could not read it and therefore did not know just what they had plotted." Fred and George find the Map.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Broken and Bleeding by Lady Fingers20 reviews
Wanda, Ian, Jared, Mel, Sunny and Kyle go out on a raid for medical and food supplies when a suspicious alarm goes off in the medical building. Wanda is forced to do something that tears her and Ian apart, leaving them both broken and bleeding.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 239,804 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
And The World Spins Madly On by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
In a world filled with betrayal, secrecy, lies, and baby-mama drama, can everyone’s favorite couples finally find true love? Canon pairings. ALL HUMAN. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,559 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
How To Tell Fred and George Apart by AnAngelsBreath reviews
How do you tell Fred and George apart? It's easy! Well, it is for me anyways... FredxOc Fred/OC Very short one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Fred W., OC - Complete
You're Awful, Fred Weasley by Merciless Princess reviews
He left her, he left her alone and she didn't know what to do
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Almost Lover by kissables333 reviews
A Fred Weasley One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Blood Promise by Meagan Brooke reviews
This is my version of Blood Promise. Rose is crushed when her lover/mentor is turned into an evil, murderous vampire, but, when she finds him, will she kill him or join him? Will she keep her promise to Adrian? Will she even come back at all?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
10 Things I Love About Emmett Cullen by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
The title says all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Reflection by Ri Francis Walker reviews
Catherine is a 17 year old girl living in the late 18th century. She has rich parents who don't love her and only one friend in the world; her cousin. Then one day, people she knows start to dissapear and an ex-Volturi runaway becomes a part of her life..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Dawning Light by FairyVampire reviews
Edward, ALice and Emmett are vampires who just moved to Forks, while Bella, Rosalie and Jasper are human and have lived there all their life. what happens when the six meet and start to fall in love? AxJ BxE RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,410 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Telling Renee, I'm engaged! by pale-but-not-a-vampire reviews
Edward and Bella fly to Florida to break the news of their engagement to Bella's mom...How will she react? Post-Eclipse. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2008
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
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Death reviews
After Fred's death, the story of how the two people that loved him most moved on. Just a piece of a story I was writing but never finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - George W., OC
What you feel when you love it reviews
Dancing is different for everyone. Here is Emily's take on it.
Center Stage - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Emily - Complete
Collage reviews
Add into the world of "Harry Potter", Rian Collins, one of the Weasley twins' best friends. Begins the summer after the twins leave Hogwarts but with retrospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Fred W., OC
Second Chance reviews
Rosalie Spicer is a troubled teen, and when she runs away, is rescued by a tantalizing and mysterious family. Written for Emmett, since we love him so much, and I think he needs someone more awesome than Rosalie Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett