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Who am I?

Biomorphic = Greek words bios, meaning life, and morphe, meaning form.

What do I do?

Read, play computer games, virtual worlds, second life, alternative medicine,

energy work, black velvet jaysus paintings, televangelists, religious

programming… better than the comedy channel, airstreams, vespas,

mid-century modern, eames era design, vintage clothing, religious

iconography, snails, knitting, super glueing things to hair pins,

craftster, asymmetric and biomorphic shapes, cooking, meditating,

listening to people on the bus or the grocery store (and I thought my

life was whacked), shows on sociopaths, manipulating reality with

my mind, idly marching down the road to insanity and making fun of

the government.

Don’t you want to be my neighbor?

What do I read?

Everything, even smut.

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete