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Hello! Hi! Hola! aloha! Here's a little bit about me!
My Name: Not important
My Age: somewhere between 10 and 100.
My Favorite Books: TWILIGHT, The Roman Mysteries series, The Weird U.S., The Bloody Jack Adventures, The Jenny Mcgrady Series.
My Favorite Movies: All three of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Alvin and the chipmunks, The Twilight movie ( i know it hasn't come out yet, But i like it anyways!) The Princess bride, A cinderella story, king kong, Braveheart,
My Least favorite Movies: Bridge to terribithia (Too sad!), Sounder,
"Here's the thing...I've already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are."
"Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn't have a happy ending - but which of ours does? If we had happy endings we'd all be under gravestones now."
"I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture."
"You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous."
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..."
"And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche."
"We’re a bit sensitive to blood around here. I’m sure you can understand that."
"There’s something…strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you—it’s so…protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something."
"I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial."
"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
"Edward's only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy."
"I never thought I needed to teach you how to throw a punch. Guess I was wrong about that."
"This hostage stuff is fun."
"Do you ever think that your life might be easier if you weren’t in love with me?"
"I didn’t have quite the same…upbringing as my adopted siblings here. My beginning was something else entirely."
"I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to be friends. Maybe we could manage it, on my side of the line. Come see me."
"It’s the thought that counts. I ought to know."
"Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all."
"Fall down again, Bella?"
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV"
"Hey, vampire girl!"
"Besides…the more time I spend with you, the more human emotions seem comprehensible to me. I’m discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I didn’t think possible before."
"Do you think either of them would give up if you died? They'd still fight, we all would. You can't change anything, so just be good, okay?"
"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
"I offered eternal servitude, remember. I'm your slave for life."
"I feel like screaming!"
"Would you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?"
"Maybe you should pick on people your own size."
"I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh."
"I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that’s not actually the case."
"It's not like I'm headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything."
"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck figuring that out."
"I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived."
"You've experienced the way I can manipulate the emotions around myself, Bella, but I wonder if you realize how the feelings in a room affect me. I live every day in a climate of emotion. For the first century of my life, I lived in a world of bloodthirsty vengeance. Hate was my constant companion."
"Quite a pity how things turned out, isn't it?"
"I'd never given much thought to how I would die--though I'd had reason enough in the last few months--but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this."
"'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,' he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it."
"'Please tell me just one little theory.' His eyes still smoldered at me.
"I'm betting on Alice."
"I'm sorry if there's been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight.' Edward's tone changed, and the threat in his voice was suddenly much more evident as he continued. 'To be perfectly honest, she'll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I'm sorry about your evening.'"
"These violent delights have violent ends
"Of course, I'll always love you...in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it's time for a change. Because I'm...tired of pretending to be something I'm not, Bella. I am not not human. I've let this go on much too long, and I'm sorry for that."
"'Bears don't want to eat people. We don't taste that good.' He grinned at me in the dark cab. 'Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you'd taste good.'
"Even more, I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew - knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest - was how love gave someone the power to break you.
"I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. Jacob is family. You are... well, not exactly the love of my life, beacause i expect to love you for much longer than that. The love of my existence. I don't care who's a werewolf or who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too."
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stubid lamb, what a sick, masochistic lion.
Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars- points of light and reason. And then you shot throught my life like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; There was briliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.
-Edward Cullen Pg. 514 New moon.
If I could dream at all, it would be about you, and i'm not ashamed of it.
-Edward Cullen. Twilight
"Is this a dream?" "No." "I thought not, otherwise there'd be rum!"
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
"you think i lifted a van off you?" His tone questioned my sanity.
"A true friend will bail you out of Jail. A best friend will say 'Let's do it again!' "
-I don't know who wrote this!
"When I die, I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not like the other people screaming in the car with him."
- I don't know who wrote this eather!
- I'm the kinda of girl gets fired from the M&M factory because of throwing out the 'W's
- If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatly
- The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ~ George Jessel
- Sarcasm is anger with a smile ~ Natalie Hyde
Man invented language to satify his need to complain ~ Lily Tomlin
- I too often see people going around, killing catepillers, then complain there aern't enough butterflies ~ Unknown
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
- When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cuz all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.
- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
- If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
- You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
- Friends will say: "You deserve better" Best friends will be prank call him and say: "You will die in seven days"
OTHER RANDOM THINGS!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sop. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Jacob Black!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM
if you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of edward anthony masen cullen, copy this into you're profile. if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile. if you ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
if you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of edward anthony masen cullen, copy this into you're profile.
if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile.
if you ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile.
if whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have small fit because you love him so much, copy this into you're profile.
if you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you've ever talked to yourself, copy this onto you're profile.
if you have ever tripped up stairs, copy this onto your profile.
if you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this onto your profile.
if you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Only dead fish swim with the stream
You can't direct the wind but you can adjust your sails
If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Smile! It confuses people.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."
"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." --Marabeth Madsen
if two wrongs don't make a right, try three
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you have ever looked up online "how to become a vampire" copy this onto your profile
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak if your part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You accidently put your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don't have a myspace or screen name
4. You'ld rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V
6. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends
9. You were to busy to notice the number 5
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks
If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever put 'Edward Anthony Mason Cullen' on your wish list to Santa, copy this onto your profile
If you have seen a random person reading Twilight and you walked up to her just to talk to her about it, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever spelled something wrong, on your hand, in sharpie, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward,Bella,Alice,or any other twilight names, copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (every time i read it I cry!!)
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It"s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY THINGS I LEARNED FROM TWILIGHT!
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY
THINGS I LEARNED FROM TWILIGHT!
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face
You may or may not have heard of a recent disease that has been sweeping the globe, leaving masses of people infected. The new, yet extremely dangerous disease is called Jacob-itis, named so after the character Jacob Black, from the series of books by Stephenie Meyer. Males are extremely resistant to the disease. If fact, one interesting quality of the disease is that it not only infects individuals, it can even affect groups of people as a whole, and can indirectly influence those not infected. Signs of the disease include:
1. Intense infatuation with the mentioned Jacob Black.
2. Bearing the Mark of Jacob on one's hand (The Mark of Jacob is typically the word "Jacob" written on one's hand, although it may be accompanied with other lovestruck phrases)
3. A desire to name one's puppy Jacob.
4. A willingness to change one's name to go with the surname "Black".
5. Fighting over Jacob with other victims of the disease.
6. Subconsciously inserting the word "Jacob" into everyday conversation.
7. Sqee-ing over Jacob.
8. Having a preference for the color Black.
9. Adopting the catchphrase "Sure sure!"
10. Having naughty thoughts about Jacob.
11. Writing (sometimes naughty) fiction about Jacob.
12. A need to have a picture of Jacob as one's screensaver.
13. A sudden upsurge in the number of baby boys named Jacob.
14. Obsession with Jacob Black.
15. The male population marrying illiterate women, or those not infected by Jacob-itis.
16. Saying Jacob for no apparent reason, and sighing.
17. Complete memorization of the books with Jacob in them.
18. If the sickness has worsened, victims may have turned into Jacob-nerds, though they may not be able to accept the fact that the word nerd could ever be used with Jacob.
19. In especially severe cases, loss of coherent thought, with the exception of the word Jacob.
20. Final sympton: A Jacob coma, from which victims emerge as Jacob zombies, mindless slaves who serve only to obey their true love's will.
So always be on the alert for these signs, and if you notice them, and are female, get out of the place - fast, or risk joining the legions who have already been infected with Jacob-itis.
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile
If you realize copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, C&P this into your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile "You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear!"
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile
"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear!"
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile