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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

tHE rANDOmNEsS tHaT IS mOI!!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!!

This is Mr. Bunny. Copy and paste Mr. Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.(Again)(mr. Bunny disappeared...)

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Ways to know you're obbsessed with Twilight...

fall down the stairs, then laughed cuz that's what Bella would do, then cry cuz Edward wasn't there to catch you

at night, you wake up at random hours to see if Edward is in your room

dumped your boyfriend cuz he doesn't sparkle in the light,

smell AMAZING, or look HOT

everytime you see a wolf, you thinks it's Jacob, and then kick it (I;m a Jacob hater)

throw a b-day party for Edward, Alice, and/or Emmett

when you have a sore throat you automatically think your a vampy and try to run away from home.

so if you've done any of those things you're obbsessed with Twilight. :)

if you want to join the jacob black hate club put this on ur profile NOW!!

If ur one of those people who get really excited when u get just 2 reviews copy and paste this on ur profile

If u've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and paste this on ur profile

If u've ever gotten so completely sidetraked in a conversation that you don't remember why ur talking copy and paste this on ur profile (i have to ask my friends what i wuz talkin 'bout)

If u've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to ur profile (i've done this it waz weird)

If u've ever fallen UP stairs copy and paste this on ur profile (I've done all of these but this waz the most exilerating)

If u've ever pushed a door that said pull in really big letters or visa versa copy and paste this on ur profile

If u think those stupid kids should just give the poor trix rabbit some trix copy and paste this on ur profile

92 percent of american teens would die if abercrombie and fitch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to ur profile if you would be part of the 8 peercent that would be laughing they're butt off.

If u are in lala land most of the time copy and paste this to ur profile

If u have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part tha wasn't funny copy and paste this to ur profile

If u've ever fallen off a chair backwards copy and paste this to ur profile

If u've ever copied and pasted something to ur profile, copy and paste this on ur profile

If u've ever ahd a laughing fit for no reason whatsoever copy and paste this on ur profile

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and take it out on ur fics copy and paste this to ur profile

The electric chair waz invented by a dentist, if u are now more scared of ur dentist more than ever after learning this fact put this on ur profile (Not actually me it's just funny)

If u've ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil put this on ur profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your Friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there. Crazy is when you randomly sing "I'm the map" from Dora the Explorer in S.S. when the teacher is giving a lecture on N.A. culture.(mine) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

if yawls think Rosalie's Da BOMB copy and paste this to you profile (GO ROSIE!)

Someone had this on their profile(i forgot who, if it's you let me know so i can give you credit) and i LOVE it!

"Emmett is the strongest;

Edward is the fastest;

But Jasper can sit in a corner and still make you fill jealous." =D

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The Starfleet Academy Cadet's Songbook by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
It's Mother Goose and children's sing-along time with an outrageous Star Trek twist! Feel free to sing along to these nursery rhymes parodied to fit the Star Trek universe - both the Original Series and Next Generation crews join in for the fun!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010
You Know My Heart by hergoldeneyes reviews
AU AH - Since the day they met, everyone knew Alice and Jasper were meant to be. But can they both be convinced of that at the right time? How will they overcome the things life throw at them? One thing's for sure; they know each other better than anyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,253 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Unsinkable by hergoldeneyes reviews
REWRITTEN AH AU - Alice finds herself a passenger on the unsinkable Titanic, sailing to New York to start a new life with her family, and maybe even the charming Jasper Hale. But when the ship goes down, will their happily ever after sink along with it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,488 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper
That Wasn't Supposed to Happen! by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. COMPLETE! Sequel coming soon!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13514 - Favs: 8,269 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Nakita's Universe by bemj11 reviews
This idea came to me while I was writing You've Met Her Before. Chekov has a daughter named Nakita. This is her story. Chapter Eleven.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - P. Chekov
Ask Liechtenstein by NekoTenshiKoi reviews
Liechtenstein gets a letter in the mail that wasn't addressed to her or Switzerland. Curiosity takes over and she opens it, and finds that its someone asking for help! Bad summary, but reviewers need to send in questions please! T for safety and France...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Liechtenstein
The Training Exercise by SneverusSnapers reviews
On a training exercise, the crew of the Enterpise find that their jobs are mixed up. Set in the Academy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Not Meant to Be by vanillaninja2032 reviews
Two girls from the 21st century get switched with Tonia Barrows and Janice Rand in a transporter accident, leaving four women trapped in different times. How will the crew react to the new additions? Will they ever go home? R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk
The Roommate by Valkerie reviews
Chekov opens the door to find... a girl?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - P. Chekov
Rememberance by gilraenstar reviews
love you all! IT IS COMPLETE! I love you all so much! Thanks to everyone who reviewed. check out the next story in my chronicles in the star trek original series section, called The Emerald Angel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5466 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Artist by Valkerie reviews
Ivan meets someone in a subway station.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Russia - Complete
Lost Memories: Life is But a Dream by gilraenstar reviews
yeah you know how it is. crazy life , and now i'm writing another friggin story about pokemon. The fun never ends. Enjoy ; I DIDN'T WRITE THIS!i'll relay replies to my buddy, so don't think she doesn't hear your comments!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010
St Trinians by cynmonstrosity reviews
Bella Swan is a award winning artist and the newest student at the boarding school St. Trinians School for the Arts. But what happends when she meets a boy with a guitar and a killer crooked grin? High School is complicated enough with out him! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,163 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Whitlocks by 21st-Century-Alice-Cullen reviews
To my readers, fans, and followers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Star Trek Chatroom with some ChekovSulu by Amethyst King reviews
Slash Spock confused Awesome. Rated T because it's sexy but with no actual sex.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Romulan Secret by gilraenstar reviews
It's finished! It makes me sad though. T.T anyway I am happy to say Im writing a sequel, called Remeberance Check it out in the Star Trek 09 section. Gonna be awesome! Thnx for everyone and the great support! LLAP till next time!- Gilraenstar
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Meeting T'Pau by LettieM reviews
T'Pau summons Sarek back to Vulcan to account for his engagement to a Human woman, Amanda Grayson.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Chekov's Night Before Christmas by Amethyst King reviews
The Enterprise gets a visit from someone whom only Ensign Pavel Chekov believes in. I own only my copooper.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/6/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
It's Not A Bruise by Dansu Hatake reviews
Bones sees something on T'Pax that's a bit fishy. Spock/OC, rated K for mild romantic language.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
A Fairy Tale by Planet of Hats reviews
Exactly that. Kirk and Spock tell a child a fairy tale. Unoriginal titles FTW
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Insights by Aashlee Elizabeth reviews
Spock reluctantly accepts an invitation in order to fulfill one of Amanda's greatest wishes. What will he learn as he gets to know the human side of his family? Spock, Uhura, the Grayson Family. Flashbacks of Sarek and Amanda. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,194 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - [Spock, N. Uhura] [Sarek, Amanda G.] - Complete
Basic Training by Ster J reviews
Ch. 1: Spock is bored with the menu at Starfleet Academy—until he discovers "meetloaf." Ch. 2: Greater love hath no Peep than to lay down its life for its own.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Spock - Complete
Monsoon by Valkerie reviews
Companion to "Memory" and "Память." ChekovXOC These are all just random one-shots :
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - P. Chekov
Память by Valkerie reviews
Companion piece to "Memory." One-shot. Songfic, sort of. ChekovXOC. Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010
Memory by Valkerie reviews
Oneshot. ChekovXOC Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Embrace by Valkerie reviews
summary inside. oneshot ChekovXOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - P. Chekov
Awkward, Made Right by Dansu Hatake reviews
Kay, so this is a Spock/OC fic, lime, kind of based after the new movie, but if Uhura didn't hook up with Spock, and Pon Farr. Therefore, if you criticize any of those, don't read this. . It's considered a lime because it's IMPLIED. If you know Pon
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010
Why Knot by Caelta reviews
Doctor Leonard H. McCoy and Christine Chapel find themselves alone together, bound to two trees in the middle of a dangerous and foreign jungle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Aqua Orbs by SherlocksViolin reviews
McCoy finds himself falling for the part-Vulcan Head Geoscientist, Chekov gets a bit upset about it, and a few adventures entangle the crew. I wrote this originally as a chemistry project which you may notice and elaborated on it
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy - Complete
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Chaos on the Enterprise by Timothy Took reviews
Chekov is bored, and cannot pronounce the word Wulcan. Chaos ensues...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - P. Chekov, Spock
The First Birthday by T'Ashalik reviews
Sarek and Amanda share Spock's birthday together.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Shattered by bella-cullen1989 reviews
Edward and Bella were in love. After Edward breaks her heart, she runs to Jake. When he comes back, will she go back to him? All Human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Star Trek: The Musical by beautiful dreamere reviews
pesky ion storms. they have all sorts of strange effects. including...singing songs from old Terran musicals? well...this should be interesting... crack!fic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
of tears, fears, and broken holovids by beautiful dreamere reviews
a broken holovid does not make for a happy chekov. good thing Kirks's around.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Five Times McCoy Was a Father Figure to Chekov by TarynWanderer reviews
And one time Chekov returned the favour.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov
Heavy Wings by Alien-Ariel reviews
Eliot is a girl with a hard life. But she still manages to be mystifying, slightly sad, and beautiful. It just takes one special Ensign to see the hidden meanings in everything Eliot does, to see the real her. Chekov/OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
The Adventures of Chekov and Sulu by bemj11 reviews
Chapter Twenty Five. Kirk was unprepared to be hugged by Ambassador Jahi, or kissed by his aide. Sulu flees the rec room. Things just aren't working out between the Enterprise crew and Jahi's people. And then, of course, Chekov has to show up.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
The Simplest Thing by XxyougotLoki'd reviews
Short Drabble- 457 words. The thoughts of Irene Chekov as the Enterprise docks after a Mission. Set in the beginning of "Search for Spock."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Snowed In by bella-cullen1989 reviews
what happens if on bella's first day at forks, all the students get snowed in the school? this is where the gang meets. during this time. will love blossom? AU all human and kinda OOC. first fanfic. Rated T. Violent, sad, tragic, fluff, angst REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,378 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Southern Gentlemen Know Best by XXMellygirlXX reviews
Formally Nice guys finish last, if they finish. Just about Chekov and the girl of his dreams. And a frenchie who's up to no good :o
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones
If Dr Seuss Wrote For Star Trek TOS by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Ever think about how funny it would be if Dr. Seuss wrote an episode of the Original Series? Well, here you go! Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jasper's Messages by 21st-Century-Alice-Cullen reviews
When Jasper forgets to check his phone and misses big news and a stressed Alice, what will happen? Really short!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Unusual Exploration by karkovice reviews
A crossover story involving the Enterprise crew exploring The Great Valley, encountering danger and making new friends along the way.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Burn It To the Ground by Rock'N'RollGirls reviews
McCoyOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
The Chekov Files by Ryuuko1 reviews
A look into the daily adventures of Chekov during his Academy days...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - P. Chekov
Pavel Chekov's Homecall by DrMcCoyFTW reviews
Ensign Pavel Chekov didn’t think he could flush a deeper shade of pink. He had also never been so glad of the existance of Klingons. Chekov's mother calls the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Firebird by Mrazataz reviews
When Chekov finds a Russian soul in need on the streets of Leningrad this mysterious girl brings a secret which will change Captain Kirk's life forever. Could this girl be the one that Chekov has been looking for all these years? My first fan fic. R & R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Chipmunk, ATTACK! by ElementalHippiPerson reviews
Jasper gives Edward some odd pets, and Edward gets an eternity of torture...!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
big sister, little brother by beautiful dreamere reviews
Chekov has a surrogate big sister. chekov/oc friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Nightmares and Russians don't mix by beautiful dreamere reviews
Chekov has a nightmare and Spock taps into his human side. Spock OOCness abounds pretty much.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - P. Chekov, Spock - Complete
Pon Farr and You by Lanaea reviews
A guide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Chekov's Little Problem by schweinsty reviews
Chekov has a problem. Uhura helps. Friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2009 - P. Chekov, N. Uhura - Complete
The Test by schweinsty reviews
Two times Pavel Chekov got drunk, and one time his friends helped him out. Gen, with appearances by Kirk and Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2009 - P. Chekov
Cross Road by daydreamingoncloudz reviews
Isis and her twin brother Alex, came to Forks in search for a place to hide. Will and Audrey - two agents from the Volturi were right on their tale. As the four each find themselves falling for the enemy, they find themselves at a crossroad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
It Was The Punch Bowl Incident by Layana Danare reviews
It's Pavel Chekov's biggest day aboard Enterprise. This time, though, he won't be saving the galaxy. It's time for our favorite Ensign to get married. PavelOC
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2008 - P. Chekov - Complete
The Twilight Series: Fangirl Version by bemystar reviews
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Pretty fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
What Navigators Do by Andriech reviews
Hornblower Was NEVER A Sailor. Will Ensign Chekov actually refuse his first command assignment from James Kirk? If he accepts it, will he manage to get the Enterprise command team killed? Please R&R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Liberty Maneuvers by Andriech reviews
On shore leave back home, Ensign Chekov finds his stubborn streak can get him into situations more impossible to explain than anything he's faced in deep space! Please R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2005 - P. Chekov - Complete
The Game Show by PearlGirl reviews
FINISHED! This story is about the Enterprise going on a game show. This story includes: severe insanity, rambling, and The Question Box of Doom
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
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The Cullens and friends at Sacajawea Middle School reviews
These are one shots where the Cullens go to my middle school. I got the idea for the first when when i brought cookies for Belle Chante. T just in case, mostly K. terrible summery Mostly OOC. Strays from main idea, and becomes a random mess...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008
WORLD DOMINATION reviews
The Cullens take over the world with an army of stange vampire mutian animals, along with some new friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008