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tHE rANDOmNEsS tHaT IS mOI!!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!!
This is Mr. Bunny. Copy and paste Mr. Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.(Again)(mr. Bunny disappeared...)
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
Ways to know you're obbsessed with Twilight...
fall down the stairs, then laughed cuz that's what Bella would do, then cry cuz Edward wasn't there to catch you
at night, you wake up at random hours to see if Edward is in your room
dumped your boyfriend cuz he doesn't sparkle in the light,
smell AMAZING, or look HOT
everytime you see a wolf, you thinks it's Jacob, and then kick it (I;m a Jacob hater)
throw a b-day party for Edward, Alice, and/or Emmett
when you have a sore throat you automatically think your a vampy and try to run away from home.
so if you've done any of those things you're obbsessed with Twilight. :)
if you want to join the jacob black hate club put this on ur profile NOW!!
If ur one of those people who get really excited when u get just 2 reviews copy and paste this on ur profile
If u've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and paste this on ur profile
If u've ever gotten so completely sidetraked in a conversation that you don't remember why ur talking copy and paste this on ur profile (i have to ask my friends what i wuz talkin 'bout)
If u've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to ur profile (i've done this it waz weird)
If u've ever fallen UP stairs copy and paste this on ur profile (I've done all of these but this waz the most exilerating)
If u've ever pushed a door that said pull in really big letters or visa versa copy and paste this on ur profile
If u think those stupid kids should just give the poor trix rabbit some trix copy and paste this on ur profile
92 percent of american teens would die if abercrombie and fitch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to ur profile if you would be part of the 8 peercent that would be laughing they're butt off.
If u are in lala land most of the time copy and paste this to ur profile
If u have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part tha wasn't funny copy and paste this to ur profile
If u've ever fallen off a chair backwards copy and paste this to ur profile
If u've ever copied and pasted something to ur profile, copy and paste this on ur profile
If u've ever ahd a laughing fit for no reason whatsoever copy and paste this on ur profile
If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and take it out on ur fics copy and paste this to ur profile
The electric chair waz invented by a dentist, if u are now more scared of ur dentist more than ever after learning this fact put this on ur profile (Not actually me it's just funny)
If u've ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil put this on ur profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your Friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there. Crazy is when you randomly sing "I'm the map" from Dora the Explorer in S.S. when the teacher is giving a lecture on N.A. culture.(mine) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
if yawls think Rosalie's Da BOMB copy and paste this to you profile (GO ROSIE!)
Someone had this on their profile(i forgot who, if it's you let me know so i can give you credit) and i LOVE it!
"Emmett is the strongest;
Edward is the fastest;
But Jasper can sit in a corner and still make you fill jealous." =D