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Joined 03-08-08, id: 1519115, Profile Updated: 03-23-12
Author has written 22 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

Penname: ToffeeRose (obviously)

Age: I didn't know you cared

Gender: Female

Every story has a truth. Don't be mad if a story isn't your truth
- My advice to people who flame-

Everyone needs a little sweetness in their life
- Random phrase I thought up-

This video inspired He is Not One of Us : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferP_pHDW_c

2:10 to 2:26 of this video inspired The Dead Bird ( Don't watch if you haven't seen HP6, contains spoilers) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_p5oRcZRU

Fav Harry Potter pairings

Harry/Luna
Draco/Luna
Draco/Hermione
Ron/Pansy

Current obsessions

1. Draco Malfoy (He's mine - Glares scarily - Hands off)

2. Dark Knight (The Joker rules!)

3. MARSHMALLOWS:)

4. Sweeney Todd (Why is it the crazy ones who are cute?)

My friends think I'm TOO obsessed and you know . . . THEY'RE RIGHT LOL

If you are also obsessed with these things let me know YAY OBSESSION! LOL!

If I am scaring you please let me know aswell.

I'm not as crazy as I sound. . . Honest :) I'm the SANE one when it comes to my friends

Random stuff I copied and pasted

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,
WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

These Are The Days of Our Lives From We Will Rock You

Waking Up:

Stupid Girls by Pink

First Day At School:

Hurt by Johnny Cash

Falling In Love:

Gunslinger by Avenged Sevenfold (This kinda works)

During a sex scene, you scream:

What Difference Does It Make? by The Smiths

Fight Song:

Second Hand Faith by Emilie Autumn

Breaking Up:

Eva's Final Broadcast From Evita (1996 Film)

After getting drunk you say:

(Eh??) Little Bitch by The Specials

Prom:

Running Up That Hill by Placebo

At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:

Gloomy Sunday by Emilie Autumn (Geez depressing much? lols)

Life's OK:

Oh What A Circus From Evita (1996 Film)

Mental Breakdown:

Gothic Lolita by Emilie Autumn (this one actually fits :D )

Driving:

Dead is The New Alive by Emilie Autumn

Flashback:

Fire Leap From The Wicker Man (Original)

Getting Back Together:

People Are Strange by Echo & The Bunnymen

Wedding:

Get Back To Hogwart From A Very Potter Musical

Birth of Child:

Epiphany From Sweeney Todd (Tim Burton Version)

Paying the Dues:

My Immortal [Band Version] by Evanescence

Your deepest secret:

Flash From We Will Rock You

Night Before War:

Deliver Us From The Prince of Egypt

Final Battle:

Headlong From We Will Rock You

Moment of Triumph:

Juliet by Emilie Autumn

Death Scene:

4 O'Clock by Emilie Autumn

Funeral Song:

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! at the Disco

End Credits:

Remember by Emilie Autumn

This is what I get for putting lots of musical songs on my Ipod Lols

Things to do on an Elevator~

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Random Phrases :D

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

When nothing goes right... go left.

Hey, you. Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you! Do you like tacos?

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home ;)

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Tell the truth and run.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

If Draco Malfoy or Tom Felton has appeared in your dreams copy and paste this

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah...what do these mean?)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

More Random Copy and Pastes :D

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile

I am in love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could meet Sweeney Todd and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

This is so cute and true!

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a lamp post copy and paste this into your profile

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss you

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile.

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My Immortal with My Epic Commentary by Dreamer-Girl96 reviews
A reposting of the most scary and disturbing story to ever be written and put on Fanfiction! Hopefully my commentary makes it more funny than painful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - OC - Complete
Unraveling by scarletnightingale reviews
The Joker is unraveling Dr. Harleen Quinzel, one silver strand of her psyche at a time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,717 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Joker
Sherlock Meets Fish by Ice Jazz Elleth reviews
Ever wondered about what would happen if Sherlock got distracted, by fish? Well here's your chance to find out with some light humor! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Fred Weasley by Rainremember reviews
Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A baby with black hair by Luna Atkins reviews
Snape/Lily shipper! Lily's pregnant- but whose is it? One shot, my first, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Visitation by thehalenator reviews
Fear and love, and the truth that lies in the darkness. Joker and OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Joker
Blank Stars by MegElemental reviews
'What's happened' the Doctor asked, his face suddenly serious. 'What have I missed'A friend. A funeral.'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
The War Inside Her Head by Madwoman with a box reviews
Her sister is dead, her life is gone, replaced by stone walls and steel bars. Hatter needs to get out, and Alice won't let her. It's the never ending battle between them. And there's a point when it becomes to much.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011
A Friend for Derpy Hooves by JimDimitri reviews
"Derpy Hooves" is the nickname given to the strange, awkward mare who lives on the edges of Ponyville. What will happen when Princess Celestia sends her a guardian to help socialize her? Friendship is Magic-verse, will eventually become femmeslash. Fin!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Candy From Strangers by High Times Contest reviews
"This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Edward, Bella
I Didn't Mean to by Madwoman with a box reviews
Alice isn't done trying to break her sister. Sweet Rabbit and company had best watch out, because the Hatter's out for blood even if Alice isn't. Sequel to From the Desk of Dr. Arkham, torture,character death,
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Recovery by Punkylemon reviews
What would have happened if the young ones survived the bus crash and blaze? This is what, I thought, might happen in the hospital, with the young ones in residence. I do not own 'The Young Ones'.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2011
High Speed by HoistTheColours reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Collapse by HoistTheColours reviews
The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Chess with Sherlock by Emmylou reviews
Rory and Amy want to meet Sherlock Holmes. They can't understand why he seems to think they're talking about a fictional Victorian detective. He can't understand why they think Sherlock Holmes is real and living in 2010.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
I Hate to See You Cry by prima15 reviews
Ron was my first choice, Malfoy. But you are too blind to see that people change, their feelings change. You are too blind to see Ron was never the one I loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,307 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From the Desk of Dr Arkham by Madwoman with a box reviews
Ellda is a 14 year old murderess. She's insane, homicidal and dead? Ellda Radoe died in a fire, so who is the girl with the scars inside and out? And who is out to get her? implied rape and torture. Finished! Sequal: I didn't mean to.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Arsenic by Roselize reviews
Lucy fell to the floor, gasping and twitching, her lips stained with the memory of his. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Lucy B., Johanna B. - Complete
Fifteen Years by Roselize reviews
"Lucy," he tells her in a broken voice. "I've come home again." Drabble.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sweeney T., Lucy B. - Complete
Ryuk Finds Kittens by WablooSwabloo reviews
Ryuk finds kittens.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Misa A., Ryuk
Execution OS by Elva-All-Passions reviews
Voldemort has won the war. Harry is dead. Ron is dead. Every one. The Dark lord is now killing the muggle borns... Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Glint and Slash by Joker88 reviews
The Joker likes knives,and he's come to collect the last of a set that has taken him ten years to build. They shine in the light with fire and steel. He's never letting them go. They mean more than his own blood and definitely more than another's life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Joker - Complete
The End by perichan reviews
Set in the bathroom scene where Draco and Harry duel in HBP only with a much more tragic ending. Graphic character suicide, please read A/N and warning inside before reading. Rated T for graphic self harm content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Tradition by Featherz reviews
Near always wins. ALWAYS.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
You're Insane, I like that by HandOfSorrow reviews
A trouble making woman in Gotham, known as The Queen of Hearts, notices how much she enjoys the idea of getting rid of Batman, as well as how much she'd like to help The Joker in returning the 'boring' city into a chaotic forest of flames. TDK Joker/OC
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Attack! by Featherz reviews
Because swords are overrated.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Ichigo K. - Complete
Blabbermouth by Featherz reviews
Some questions are better left unasked.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Menoly, Ulquiorra - Complete
When All is Lost by prima15 reviews
Hermione ran away from Hogwarts. A year later Draco Malfoy finds her pregnant and hurt and takes her under his care. Does he have ulterior motives? And which side is he really on? Sequel to 'A Day at Hogwarts'. Warning: strong violence, sensitive issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,273 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Birds by Roselize reviews
I'm sorry", Draco whispered, running a finger over the dead birds feathers. "I didn't want you to die". Inspired by a scene in the 6th Potter movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by Featherz reviews
Another response to the Doctor Who Quote Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Death by Tentacles by Featherz reviews
A response to the Doctor Who Quote Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
At The Movies by Extended-Wings09 reviews
Basically Harry, Ron and Draco's families go and watch 'HP and the philosopher's stone'. Post DH. A bit of Rose/Scorpius. One-shot. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
The Demon Barber Returns by friska-freak reviews
The year 2007: 12 year old Emma is threatened into hiding when a bunch of bullies chase her. she makes a turn to fleet st, not knowing what's in store for her there. disclaimer: i dont own sweeney todd! -under construction, editing in process-
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sweeney T.
Mercutio and Allegra by Cornadopia reviews
He jests at scars that never felt a wound ... MercutioxOC. Rated T for mild violence, not to mention kissing and what not.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,937 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Hitobashira Alice by Megurine9chan reviews
Once upon a time, there was a small dream, who wanted to be known. A play written on the song Hitobashira Alice by Yugami-p. Rated M for death scenes.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009
I'm Not Laughing by Miz. Jynx reviews
Batman got angry. Bullet proof glass isn't Batman proof. And the Joker's at the end of his rope. Sometimes people forget, he's only human. And humans die.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Joker: Origin by J.R. Jones reviews
ONE SHOT. My attempt at the true origin behind The Dark Knight's Joker. It gives you a very small glimpse at how Joker's mind begins to transform from a normal sane man into the infamous Joker. And of course a new scar story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
My Son's Hero by BirdG reviews
Scorpius was five-years old when he announced that he wanted to be a Muggle when he grew up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The many colors of Lavender Brown by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
Dean was an artist. So, when Professor McGongall called out the name, "Lavender Brown!" he tried to capture her with colors. But out of all his drawings of her, there were five colors he always used. For Cuba's 5 Things Challenge, 150 words a drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Dean T., Lavender B. - Complete
Like You by Joker88 reviews
Perhaps he had a wife at one time, and they lived in a castle and had ten happy children. That's what he likes to think, that's not what happened but now with Gotham's punchline beginning to look like a bad joke, the Joker remembers. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Joker
Crimson Horizons by Depp's-Still-Doll reviews
In a world of lies and deceit, Darcie Beckett, a cold, heart-broken girl, must coexist with the filth inhabiting London. What will happen when her path crosses with Sweeney Todd's and all secrets are revealed? Blood will be shed...garunteed.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
The Magic Trick by Fyrefly reviews
“Sometimes I look at you,” Jack said softly, cradling her face, "and I think how easy it would be to snap your neck.” The drunken father, the butchered mother. The pretty and assaulted wife. It's always about a lady...or many ladies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Tolerance by BirdG reviews
Ron, Hermione and Harry cope with Rose and Al's Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ron W., Harry P.
Forgetting you by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
A strange note leads Draco to a past he never knew existed, to a woman he'd always thought he hated. One Shot: DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Old, Too Young by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Months pass and all Wendy wants to do is be back with Peter again.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Helping hand by Joker88 reviews
The Joker and Batman were fighting on the top of Gotham Dam. One mis-step and... Gotham won't find balance without chaos. rated for gruesome images.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Hope's Blessing by Okami No Yume reviews
Zuko and Katara name their newborn daughter. Written on request for a friend. Family fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
We're not your Parents! by Roxxi Roo reviews
Comedy about Anthony annoying Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Anthony H. - Complete
All Because She Was Special by I'll Nom Your Soul reviews
She was…special. And special people deserve special treatment. Not Joker/OC R&R please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Four Orphaned Flowers by Kelaiah reviews
A ferret who is enchanted by the stage. A hare who wishes to join the Long Patrol. A squirrel who seems born to be a dancer. And a mouse, who raised them all, yearns for her uncle to return... and for the one she loves to notice her.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Maths by WhisperedMuse reviews
The more GordonattheJones’dotcom listened to the droning, almost mechanical voice of the teacher reciting algebra equations, the less he actually listened. Pre WWRY.
We Will Rock You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Galileo F. - Complete
Woof by Sidders91 reviews
The Heartbreak gets a few new arrivals. Completely random one-shot.
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Hey There, Rose Tyler by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Changed lyrics to Hey There, Delilah, by Plain White T's, to fit the Doctor and Rose!Post Doomsday, Pre Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Shrieks and Giggles by Evil-Clowns-Rule reviews
Chastity: I realized something as I looked at the teardrops I had just carved in my face. The Joker was right. life was a game, why not have fun; Don't play by anybody's rules except your own; good guys ruin all the fun; and absolutely everything burns.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Joker
Pomegranate by Harvest x Moon reviews
Maybe things aren't the way the stories claim. One look at the fateful consumption of the pomegranate seeds...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Time Lord Depression by Butterfly in a Hurricane reviews
Little drabble. The Doctor decides that Darvos is right and locks himself in the TARDIS. May add more chapters later.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - 10th Doctor
Run for your life by I-Am-The-Stig reviews
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! The Joker escapes from Arkham and causes all sorts of mischief and mayhem, a new mob boss is in town who decides to use the Joker's special talents. Lots of Jokery goodness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Joker's Wild by Poorhuni reviews
Two fans of the Dark Knight get sucked into Gotham, but it doesn't turn out quite the way they'd want - The joker here is real, sadistic and not one for fluff & romance. Will both girls make it through their meeting? Rated for violence in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Death of a MarySue by Miasen reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory. Joker is faced with the horror that is Mary-Sue and deals with it Joker-style.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
Roses for Rose by pmlvita reviews
What Scorpius' and Rose's marriage could have turned out like, if Scorpius was like his father and Rose like her father. Scorpius is always depicted as 'a good guy', what if he wasn't at all? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Their Boy by The Smiling Shadow reviews
He came to their home claiming to be their son, his face horribly scared. He became a son and older brother. Then he dyed his hair green, and stole the mother's lipstick. He told them he was becoming a new man for a new life. Then he took out his knife.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
It's all a bad joke by WatchTheWorldBurn reviews
What if The Joker wasn’t captured by the S.W.A.T. team at the end of The Dark Knight? What if he escaped the Batman and could just keep doing was he loves to do most? Like... blowing up those two ferry's! Warning: spoilers of The Dark Knight.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
The Cycle by XxMemories4everxX reviews
Luna Lovegood 100 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Jack and Jill by Tomorrow's Newspaper reviews
The Joker remembers very few things from his youth. How he got his scars isn't one of them. Jack-becomes-Joker fic, vague Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
What Have You Done? by Okami No Yume reviews
Takes place around “Crossroads of Destiny.” Zuko and Katara’s thoughts of each other. Songfic to Within Temptation’s “What Have You Done?” Rated T for slight swearing. One-shot. Formatting issues now FIXED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Almost by Okami No Yume reviews
They may hate everything else, but they don’t hate each other. In fact, they sort of almost like each other. Maiko. Pointless bit of fluff. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Juxtaposition by WhisperedMuse reviews
Post WWRY. You could still hear it. The beat of ‘We Will Rock You’ reverberating through your very soul. It was so sweet. The sweet feeling of victory. But someone wasn't celebrating. Rated T for language and themes.
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Tactile Education by GeminiScorp reviews
Hermione surprises Lucius with her skills
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Roses by the fish is dead reviews
Wherever he found himself, there were always her roses. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What he sees by EruvandeAini reviews
Luigi ponders Gene and Alex. A oneshot experiment.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Blizzard Brought Us Together by GinDraco4ever2 reviews
Ginny wakes up in Draco's room only to find he had saved her life. What happens when you find out the guy you're supposed to love watched you almost die and you can only trust the guy you hate. Especially when Harry starts acting like..Tom Riddle...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Complicated by Apple Leaf reviews
A look at Zuko's thoughts after his date with Jin Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Teens of the Caribbean: Sparkly Pink Chest by Lady-Valiant reviews
Rose and Abigail never cared about going home until now. And the only way out is by the Sparkly Pink Chest, and taking it might destroy the pirate world forever, and it might just drive Will insane...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008
Teens of the Caribbean: Two Girls and Insanity by Lady-Valiant reviews
When my best friend and I enter the POTC world, chaos ensures. Our quirky personalities might just drive Jack and Will over the edge...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Forget My Face by Eurgh reviews
Those three words broke his heart. One shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Tell Him by loulouluvswwry reviews
Songfic to Tell Him by Celine Dion and Barbra Streisand. Between Scara and Meat while Scara is picking her first Bohemian clothes. Quite a weird idea as in I dont think Scara would sing anything like this even once she's told Gaz but... you know,pls R&R
We Will Rock You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Life As Blaise by wednesday the 4th reviews
This is the musing of Blaise in the context of a Dracohermione story...it's not ment to be offensive
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Blaise Z. - Complete
Not so Normal by Winter Gallowsraven reviews
Luna is odd. But Draco's not too normal himself. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
True Colors by miss mcGonagle reviews
Luna helps Neville see his true worth. Songfic based on the Phil Collins song. NevilleLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
How Luna Conceived Her Second Child by Girl Spoonerism reviews
Title's self explanatory. xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Truth will free my soul by dramioneshipper reviews
Songfic to Somewhere by Within Temptation. DMHG of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Date and another Chance by P.M.Hall reviews
Zuko has a talk with Jin.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Decaf by ammiva reviews
“Okay, so I discovered that the dreadful sludge you call your usual is not your favorite, and you discovered that I overtip our waitress... What else don’t I know about you?” The things we discover over coffee. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by nerdgrrrl reviews
Ron and Hermione's wedding day...Songfic for the song I Write Sins, Not Tragedies... By Panic! At the Disco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
This Is Our Last Dance by Sidders91 reviews
Ryan is a normal Gaga Kid. Madonna is a rebellious Bohemian. What will happen when their paths cross?
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006
Conquered Fears by nerdgrrrl reviews
Hermione hears a tapping at her window? What the heck? At 2:30 in the morning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twenty Five Dollar Shoebox by vanillafluffy reviews
Everett and Delmar attempt to change the horny toad back into Pete, with some odd results.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
A Sight Unseen by koswarg reviews
[HarryLuna] Harry Potter has gone blind. A rambling about how he has adjusted to life as a blind man and someone who helped him to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
To Touch the Sun by ammiva reviews
x "Someone once said that man is inherently good, but I think he was a Muggle, so I never gave the sentiment a second thought." Introspective Draco. Non-ship fic. One shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl & The Bird by angelicwun reviews
One-shot: A story within a story about Hermione and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oranges by Phoenix Fairy reviews
“I curse you, Draco Malfoy.” She was crying now. “I curse you to feel my pain until the day I die.” DL. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Into the Past by Tomsgurl4lyfe reviews
Hermione and Draco are sent back to the year Voldemort was still at Hogwarts, does Hermione fall for the handsome Tom Riddle? Or does Draco try to win her heart? Hermione/Draco/Tom Riddle love triangle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Fluffy Pink Bunnies of DOOM!! by bosquito mosquito reviews
This is the kind of thing you get from me while im on a 2 AM sugar high...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Harry P.
If WOMEN ran LotR by Estel reviews
HAHAHA! If it was LADY OF THE RINGS- what'd be the rings-verse?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2002
Orphie and DC by stephanie johnson reviews
A children's version of Orpheus and Eurydice that I wrote in Myth class.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001
Metatrons Little Angel by Caliam Baggins Took reviews
This is just about Metatron getting a child meeting some girl(that is the childs mother) falling in love with her and well I can't give away to much!Most of the characters from the movie are in it.This is my first fic so please R+R!
Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2001 - Published: 6/13/2001
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Ghost reviews
AU Scabior is only a few years older than Luna. Based on the poem "Ghost" by Emilie Autumn
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Luna L., Scabior - Complete
Anything To Lose reviews
At Stonehenge The Doctor told a lie.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
After the Battle reviews
Prequel to One Redeeming Feature. This is a story for everyone who noticed Draco and Luna walking out of Hogwarts when Voldemort brings Harry's body back In The Film . And for everyone who's going to look it up now. Draco and Luna but not Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
One Redeeming Feature reviews
What happens to the Malfoys after they walk away from the final battle of Hogwarts? Is their loyalty to eachother as strong as it seems? Set in the Filmverse. Now a series of one shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
My Child reviews
Away from Gotham the child grows. But the Past is never on to be left behind for long. After all you can't choose your family. One use of strong language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011
Dutiful Daughters reviews
12 years have passed since the events of 'The Joker's Daughter' Will Annie avenge her family's death? Will Aceie destroy Gotham in revenge? And who is The King of Spades?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
It Shouldn't Have Ended Like This reviews
Inspired by the events of Madwoman With A Box's story I Didn't Mean To. The only character I own is Erin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Malfoy Blood reviews
A poem that literally hit me out of the blue. From Draco to his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Untitled reviews
My entry to the 50 Art of Words Challenge. If anyone has any ideas for a title please let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Blizzards and Towers reviews
What is going through Draco's mind as he stands at the edge of the Astronomy Tower? Will someone bring him back from the brink?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Blueberries and Serpents reviews
How will Mora fare at Hogwarts? Especially when her parentage comes to light. A sequal to By Day One Way. By Night Another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - OC - Complete
Never read Spellbooks in your Pyjamas reviews
My reponse to the Doctor Who Quotes challenge. Kinda random but please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There Were Roses reviews
An AU songfic based on the sad but beautiful song: There Were Roses by Mattea Kathy Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He is not one of us reviews
An AU sort of songfic. The chapter titles make up a section of One Of Us from Lion King 2. Slight Draco/Luna in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
The Dead Bird reviews
How did Draco feel about the bird dying in the Vanishing Cabinet? This is a very short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
The Lioness and The Serpent reviews
When Draco and Hermione fall in love how will their friends and families react? How will Voldermort react? My first Dramione fanfiction please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
By Day One Way By Night Another reviews
AU 19 years after HBP. Who is the father of Luna's daughter? Why wont she tell?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
In a Bar in London reviews
19 years after the end of Deathly Hallows. AU Harry is dead, Hermione is married, where does this leave the last member of The Golden Trio?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
So went the soul, So goes the heart reviews
What if Voldermort had known love once long ago?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Scar a face and kill the father reviews
Joker's POV. One of many tales of how The Joker got his scars. Please R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Joker Inside reviews
A poem written at 10 past 11pm Please R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
The Joker's Daughter reviews
The Joker has returned, he has a daughter and a new plan. Who is The demonic pair's next target? Can the Batman save them in time?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete