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Joined 03-08-08, id: 1519244, Profile Updated: 12-10-13
Author has written 10 stories for Danny Phantom, and Bionicle.

News and Updates!

Well, as you may now know, Critics United had gotten six of my fics taken down. These fics are - Matachat, Waiting for the End, Falling Black, I'd Cry for You, Kissing Chronicles, and Prodigal. The reasons? Because some of them had snippets of music lyrics, and Matachat was not considered a 'real' fic because it was in chatroom format, and didn't have quotation marks.

That being said, this little bitch isn't going to take this laying down. No, I'm reposting til hell freezes over, and Critics United are NOT going to stop me from giving people a good laugh and making fun with fics. I'm riding those bitches til the wheels fall off, and I will repost again and again and again until they back the fuck off. This is a site for fanfiction, and writing for fun. What's the point if you can't express your creativity with limited formats? It's stupid, and beyond unfair. And these Critics United people have NO RIGHT in reporting people because they're having fun and entertaining people. They're CRITICS, not fanfiction police. Just because you have a hall monitor badge, doesn't mean you can go arresting people off the street - there's a difference between being a good critique, and just being a jackass. This is a form of cyber bullying, and it cannot go on.

So, with that out there, I will be editing all my taken down fics and reposting them. So don't freak out, it's just going a bit slow.

And on that note, if you are tired of the Trolls United, check out this petition to get them off this site!

http://www.change.org/petitions/the-authors-of-fanfiction-net-stop-critics-united-from-cyber-bullying-our-fellow-authors-2

Please sign and support your fellow writers!

I hope to have my fics back up in a couple weeks. until then, I sincerely apologize for any confusion. Thank you!

M


P.s.

Hija-chan, please come back, we still miss you!

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Avatar made here! http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/289/5/5/anime_face_maker_2_by_gen8-d30uny4.swf

Jazzyart has published her first chapter of my adopted fic bunny Amnesia! GO READ IT! 8DDD

Remepie has published her first chapter of my adopted fic bunny bambi-spin off now dubbed Frostbite.GO READ EET DAMNIT! 8DD

See my Plot-bunny Adoption section!

And visit my Featured Authors and see if you are one of them!

Check out my DeviantART page plz! 8D (same username as here)

Monsters insperation songs here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVU3K9AS9dw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxC7EyReV8M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mefbl56ymHI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF3dh_R2eu8

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Name: Mazula.

Age: 20 (Birthday is Aug 22.)

Home: Arizona. (I'm home baby!!!)

Height: 5"9

Weight: Get me a shot gun, bend over, and I'll tell you...

Gender: Female.

Species: Human (questionably)

Eyes: Dark brown. (I wish I had my mom's blue eyes though. TwT)

Hair: Black, with NATURAL hints of a very VERY dark chocolate highlights.

Likes: Drawing, reading manga, writing, yaoi/yuri (I write and read both ways people), Mid-victorian era apparel, music, Japanese culture.

Dislikes: Closed mindedness, overly-religious views, brats, people who DEMAND/THREATEN updates, Twilight (the series), people who find it ok to steal an idea and think they won't get caught, poorly written works, egotistic idiots, getting sick, my anemia acting up (yes, I have anemia that can bring up chronic nose bleeds, fainting, and low blood pressure.), and pretty much anything too 'vanilla'.

Daughter of White vid-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0ljVok71U&feature=related

See my 'Son of White' fic please!

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SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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To keep a healthy grasp on your INsanity...

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

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When in an elevator...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you have done (or plan to do) ANY of these things in an elevator, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Quotes by unknown people, but still funny as hell.

"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."

“Coffee -- do stupid things faster and with more energy!"

“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”

"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"Dain bramaged"

"Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!"

"Pissing off the planet one person at a time!"

"It takes 42 muscles to smile, so instead, pick up your middle finger and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone!"

"So...there's this CHICKEN, right...?"

"K-I-S-S M-Y A-S-S spells kiss my ass!...What!? I'm not a well mannered child!"

Quotes from TV/movies. (Regularly updated)

Chris: "For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man."
Lois: "You mean diorama."
Chris: "...Uh-oh." Chris and Lois, Family Guy.

"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal." Johnny Depp.

"Hey y'know, I've had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it!" Chandler, Friends.

"If he can't tell which hole is which at his age, he's headed for big trouble down the line." Berta, Two and a Half Men.

"Now, tell me you want to caress my butt!" Joey, Friends.

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." Jimmy Carter

Berta: "Last chance to see those tattoos!"
Alan: "No, thanks."
Berta: "I can make the road runner do jumping jacks!" Two and a Half Men.

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats." Elton John

Peter: "Here honey, I got you this greeting card."
Lois: (reads card) "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: "Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English." Peter and Lois, Family Guy.

"Please, if I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years and came back as a guy, I'd have A NICKEL!" Charlie, Two and a Half Men.

"We don't care about taters...even in tot form!" Carly, iCarly.

"Marvin bit my pants..." Spencer talking about his Ostrich, iCarly.

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." Woody Allen

Charlie: "What are you doing?"
Alan: "Giving you a wedgie... where's your underwear?"
Charlie: "I'm not wearing any, but thanks for scratching my ass!" Two and a Half Men.

"No, you don't squirt waffles!" Freddie, iCarly.

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." Lynda Montgomery

Charlie: "Oh, for the good old days when you could pretend you were blind and wander into the girls' locker room."
Alan: "You actually did that? That's terrible!"
Charlie: "No, taking the dog from the blind guy was terrible." Two and a Half Men.

Alan: "I don't believe this. You, nervous about a date?"
Charlie: "Of course I'm nervous. We don't have anything to talk about. I haven't been with a forty-year-old since high school." Two and a Half Men.

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." Peter De Vries.

"You're acting like a child Sean."
"I am NOT acting!" Psyche.

"I miss him already."
"Yes, he is quite charming."
"Nobody move!...I dropped my brain." Jack, Jack, and Jack, Pirates of the Carabean, At World's End.

"I love this music! It is so shiny!" Rolph, Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy.

"What's that!?"
"I-it's the monster! The monster that WE created!"
"Oh! Yes, our own monster! He's got your eyes and...my hairy legs!" Emil and Roul, Un Monstre a Paris (A monster in Paris).

"You know that feeling you get when you're trying to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?"Rachel, Friends.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams

“He’s a traitor, and I hate him. I hate traitors, but I despise incompetent ones! So a word to the wise: if you have plans of betraying me, don’t let me catch you.” The Shadowed One in LEGO’s Bionicle

“Normally, I dispose of any ‘accidents’ as soon as possible...but in this case, this hissing, biting, and incredibly toxic creation would make a fine gift for Chirox.” Makuta Mutran in LEGO’s Bionicle

“Fear not, Mega-Dude! This is Soundwave, rockin’ the radio from Darkmount, and I bring you joyous tidings! For I have totally called in the cavalry!” Soundwave in Transformers: Shattered Glass (dear god, all respect I had for Soundwave has now jumped in front of a truck.)

"So how are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO." GLaDOS

"For all I know, I'm killing you."
"Well, can you hurry it up, please?"
"No. Shut up and eat your pears." Katniss and Peeta (Hunger Games)

"Ok, I'm out $4000 and no one's boobs are getting bigger?" Chandler, Friends.

"Oh, go suck an egg, rabbit." Pitch Black, Rise of the Guardians (he's hilarious!)

Homestuck Quotes (Written and drawn by a real god, man...)

GG: listen fuckass
GG: i am going to need a password before we continue
GG: plz
CG: RIGHT, OK.
CG: LET'S SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER, IT WAS PRETTY ELABORATE IF I RECALL, OK HERE GOES.
CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME. -- (Karkat and Jade)

TA: man, being blind is dumb, can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?
AA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird -- (Aradia and Sollux)

GC: D4V3
GC: C4N 1 COM3 TO YOUR S33 P4RTY?
TG: i guess but youll have to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere
TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight
GC: C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?
TG: yeah thats fine -- (Dave and Terezi)

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty. (Narration)

The prosecution requests a short recess from His Honorable Tyranny so that all law abiding and Mother Grub fearing citizens may go outside and puke. (Narration)

Mr. Appleberry Blast needs to step off. This kid is yours to mess with. You smelled him first! (Narration)

Personal quotes by me.

"Dying is just natures way of giving you the middle finger." Me, to a friend.

"Mine's bigger than yours..." Me, mocking my dude-friend in Highschool.

"Where the hell is the goddamn undo button on this thing!?" Me, yelling at a sketch.

"No, I want you to walk into the middle of the street, wait for a bus, and bend over!" Me, said to more than three people.

"I just tell people that I hate they won't be waking up tomorrow...or, if they do wake up, it's been forty years and they're missing a few organs." Me, to a bud on IM.

"Just build an outhouse over his grave and we'll all go home happy." Talking about some guy my bud hates.

"Let's call him STEVE!" Me, talking about a VERY moldy pack of sandwiches we found in dad's work fridge. (It...honestly, it was so biologically fascinating, you don't even feel disgusted by it. Just...fascinated...)

"I don't really like black cats..."
"You RACIST!" Me, to my mom who prefers more colorful cats.

"By any chance, is your name Morgan?"
"No, why?"
"Oh, sorry, you just looked like someone who owed me money." Me to someone who looked a lot like one of my friends from Highschool.

"If you haven't been (almost) caught reading yaoi, you're not doing it right. If you've never been (almost) caught writing yaoi, you're not doing it right. If you have NEVER been (almost) caught drawing yaoi, then you're not doing it right!" Me to a friend.

"You must look beyond the pants..." Me when my dad was asking where an extra towel was. It was under his pants. Nuff said.

"You know, stupidity and bravery really aren't that different..." Me to a bud on the phone while we were talking about some action movies.

"The plot bunny is escaping from my head and humping my fricken leg!!!" Me to a bud who gave me a case of Plot.

"Where's MY present?"
"It's under my shoes, wanna see it?" (Me and my dad being goofy about birthday presents)

"I like big bowls!"
"...(blank stare)"
"...that did NOT come out right at all."
"No, no it did not." -- Me and my dad while shopping for new dishware. (He likes the big salad bowls for cereal and snacks. Yes, it was him who said he liked big bowls. I'm not kidding.)

"If you're wasting hours of your day playing coffee-boy, being your boss's bitch, kissing up to superiors, and being miserable, well then congratulations, YOU HAVE A JOB!" -- me snapping at someone complaining about her job. Bitch, not everyone is as lucky as you to even HAVE a job! Be grateful you have one and suck it up! GEEZ!

Haters Love.

I love hate,
I hate love,
Hate loves me,
And love hates me.
Haters

Me.

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The Guide to getting an update from a fic.

THREATENING someone with an IMAGINARY PISTOL will NOT get you an UPDATE.

DEMANDING an update will NOT MAKE the author UPDATE any FASTER.

BADGERING and PICKING at a fic will NOT get anymore RESULTS than doing ANY of the ABOVE listings.

PATIENCE is a REQUIREMENT for BOTH an author AND a READER.

SADLY, the saying 'persistence is a must' DOES NOT APPLY to GETTING an UPDATE.

IMPATIENT BRATS don't get REWARDS, so WHY would the same NOT APPLY to UPDATES?

If you agree with these words and are a writer, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Good writer vs. bad writer.

A GOOD WRITER will get INSPIRATION from a GOOD FIC.

A BAD WRITER will STEAL the observed fic and TWIST IT to his/her OWN STANDARDS.

A GOOD WRITER will leave a PRAISE-WORTHY REVIEW on a fic.

A BAD WRITER will SCRUTINIZE and BAD-MOUTH a fic because they feel INFERIOR and MUST make this person FEEL INFERIOR as well.

A GOOD WRITER will ASK ADVISE and for a few POINTERS for his/her own fic.

A BAD WRITER will STEAL ANOTHER'S IDEAS and DENY it.

A GOOD WRITER will HUMBLY take a CRITIQUE, even if its a HARSH ONE.

A BAD WRITER will start a HATE-WAR with a CRITIQUE.

A GOOD WRITER will TAKE any SUGGESTIONS and CONSIDER them.

A BAD WRITER will take OFFENSE and THROW IT BACK in their FACES.

A GOOD WRITER is HUMBLE, EXPRESSIVE, FIRM yet FAIR, and PATIENT.

A BAD WRITER is PRIDEFUL, LAZY, ANGRY, and IMPATIENT.

Which one are you? Copy and paste into your profile if you agree.

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Updates for fics.

Mata-chatroom is currently proving to be a serious bad-luck token in the newest chapter. I am trying with every fiber of my being to finish the insert-chapter and post it, but it will be a while more before it is done and we can move on. I will NOT give up on the insert chapter people! I made a promise, and I am STICKING with it!.

Pacifier is experiencing slight delay due to a few problems in real life. But have no fear, the update will be coming soon!

Falling Black is to be rewritten and revised. So for now, it is ON HIATUS.

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Bunny adoptions!

NOTICE: These bunnies Are free for any adopter who wants them, however,t here will be requirements.

Requirements for adoption: Anyone can adopt, HOWEVER, I have the right to say no to someone who I believe to not be an adequate adopter. I reserve the right to check you out first and look through any of your existing fics for quality and proper care and intent. I REFUSE to have any of my bunnies going off to a writer who will neglect it and be lazy with it. You must take attentive care of any bunny you adopt. It is required that if you adopt, that I be kept int he loop of things and allow critique if desired. Otherwise, the fic plot is all yours to do as you please, I only ask that you don't butcher a perfectly good plot that I might regret giving away. Thanks.

Notice 2: The reason why I am being so thorough here is due to a past experience with a fic adoption. I won't name names or point a finger, but I have blatantly regretted adopting out a certain plot to a person who has, I'm sorry to say, butchered the plot and ruined what could have been a very lovely fic. I suppose I'm upset about it mostly because it was one I had intended to start but couldn't finish, and so scrapped it into an adoptive bunny. So please respect my knit-picking, I don't just give out plots so they can be slapped together into a mess. I happen to ENJOY looking at how people read into plots and see what they do with them. Its supposed to be a learning experience. So please, if you adopt, please bear with me and respect my wishes. If you wish to adopt and I let you adopt a bunny, please respect it and pay thorough attention to it. Other than all of that, the bunny is all yours to do with as you please. Thanks.

(NEW)Notice 3: People, for god's sake, if you're going to adopt, please actually BE SURE you're going to write it. If you are not, that is fine, but please return the bunny to me.

(NEW) Notice 4: Due to recent events, I am tightening the leash around this thing and giving you all a deadline to publish a first chapter. For those of you who adopted a bunny that may require more than one chapter, I'll give you two weeks to post a first chapter, then you are in the clear. To those of you who adopted a fic that will turn out to be a one-shot, I'll give you a month. If the allotted time for each of these passes and I see no results, I will be sending you an IM asking if you will continue the fic or want to give it back. If you still want to do it, I will give you one more week, but that's IT. After that has passed and still no results, I will send another IM asking you to return the bunny and to not continue it. Failure to comply will be met with a report on you stealing a fic.

IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT!

Please IM me and allow me to check out your already existing fics. If you have references or people who will recommend you, please say so as well! Thanks!

Bunnies for adoption!

(please note that some plots may or may not have names. If they do, the adopter has every right to change it.)

Self-Offence: (Title may be changed by adopter) Matoro, out of the blue, asks (Nuju or Kopaka, its up to the adopter) to teach him self-defense. Of course he (kopaka or nuju) is shocked, but hesitantly oblige. Sad to say the come out with more bruises on each other than expected, and hilarity ensures. Maybe even a bit of romance? (I REALLY hope the adopter considers some fluff, but as I said, up to them *sobs*)

(ADOPTED!!!! By Remepie!) Unnamed: (titles to be given by the adopter) On a whim, Hahli asks Matoro to teach her formal dancing (waltz or something) for a party in Ga-koro to impress Jaller. But it seems her interests might be shifted towards the gentle Ko-matoran during their lessons.

(ADOPTED!!!!! By Remepie again lol) Its No Secret: (Title may be changed by adopter) There is no mistaken. He HAD to be a girl! But why was he hiding it? Hahli, after some serious(?) thinking, and an epiphany(?) later, is convinced that Matoro is secretly a girl, and is determined to find out and get him to try and 'be himself' and 'not hide it anymore'. There's no shame in being a girl...unless you're a girl whose got the wrong idea... (in short: Hahli has the sudden realization Matoro might be a girl. She investigates with embarrassing results. And she finds out she's probably (very) WRONG.)

(ADOPTED!!!!! By Remepie yet again lol) Unnamed: (title may be chosen by adopter) It's a few days til Valentines day, and after years of simply sitting by and watching him, Hahli finally works up the nerve to try and ask Matoro out! Too bad things so simple never go her way. Every time, just as she's about to ask him out, she's interrupted by various things, ranging from school bells calling students in from lunch, to phone calls, to her best friend Macku teasing her, to moments of extreme embarrassment on her part, to Matoro's brothers, and now Jaller is pursuing her? Why does being a teenager have to be so dramatic!? She only has a few days til Valentines day! Will she succeed in time or crack under the pressure?

(NEW) A BIONICLE Story:(Toy Story Parody, AU, human verse, Bionicle toy verse) While you go to school, events, parties, and games, your room secretly comes to life. Under your bed, in your closet, in your toy chest and drawers, your Bionicle toys come to life and interact with one another. But that doe snot mean evil does not lurk. Ruler of the back of the closet and under the bed, Toy!Makuta Teridax rule shis Toy!Rahkshi on a mission to get rid of their owner's favorite Toa and Matoran toys that are always being played with, while he and his brood gather dust under the bed. Many adventures await them! From fighting off Teridax, to making sure humans do not discover they are alive, to pets wanting to eat/bury/play with them, tot he outside world itself. (Note: adopter may choose main characters, but I ask you use Matoro and Nuju in a few scenes at least, and that they are not discovered as living toys like in the Toy Story movie.)

(ADOPTED!!!! By Remepie, girl you are cleaning me out! XD) Unnamed: (AU, Humanized, fluff) Summary: Matoro teaches Hahli how to ice skate. Not an easy feat, or so it seems for the clumsy Ga-Matoran.

(ADOPTED!!!! By Remepie, she has officially raeped my bunny-farm XD) Unnamed: (AU, Humanized!Bionicle, MxH, fluff) Summary: its almost christmas! And Hahli has yet to find the perfect gift for Matoro. What would be a perfect gift for such a perfect boy? Urgh, so frustrating. This snow isn't helping either.

More to come in the future!

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Future fics!

Bionicle Drabbles (title pending) A series of drabbles ranging in ratings and genres. Will be taking requests once it is posted. Further details will be contained in it once published. So look forward to it! Coming soon.

Mischief Un-managed. Summary: Sick of the constant pranking by Kongu, Matoro, Nuparu, Jaller, Hali, and Hewkii challenge the mischievous matoran to a prank war. Agreeing, Kongu challenges the five matoran to a task. if they can prank him 50 times (ten times per matoran, not counting Kongu as he is the victim) within a month, he will stop pranking them and do something to humiliate himself in front of the island as their prize. Coming soon within a month or so.

Son of White Song-fic, Multi-shot (was SUPPOSED to be a one-shot, but apparently my brain had other ideas) Inspired by 'Daughter of White' from the 'Daughter of Evil' series of Vocaloid. Takes place in The Kingdom verse and focuses on a certain exiled toa and a certain visitor of his. NOTICE 2! In the PAINFUL process of becoming a FOUR-shot! God help me...

Kokoro Kiseki (PLOT CHANGED!) (Bionicle AU, HUMANIZED!) Summary: In the beginning of creation, Artahka, just starting in his duty as a creator and builder of life and objects, is assigned by the Great Beings to create the first Matoran. Accepting the challenge, Artahka sets off to create the world's very first Matoran; a Matoran that would become Mata-nui's own heir. Employing only the highest quality materials, he gave a Matoran life and the beauty of an angel. But no matter how smart, how strong, or how perfect his Matoran was physically, he lacked that which would even make him a real living being; a heart. His creation, who he dubs Ariki (A Maori word for 'first born') is nothing but a walking, talking, emotionless droid. He does not question what he is told, nor does he defy orders or requests, and this saddens, if not frustrates, Artahka to no end. The Great Beings discover his failure into bringing a real Matoran into being, and deem his creation a failure to be 'fixed' by Artahka's sadistic brother, Karzhani. Artahka, refusing to have his first creation be tampered with, makes a deal with the Great Beings. He now only has 100 years to teach his creation the art of emotions and how to feel. Can he do it in time? Or will he simply lose his beloved creation to his tyrannical brother? Coming soon.

Diamond and the Rough (SLASH! AU, Spin-off/Parody to Beauty and the Beast, MatoroxTeridax (god doesn't this pairing just scream crack? Or does it just scream 'this chic needs help'?)) Summary: Ever since he first laid eyes on him, Teridax knew he would be his. But how to make him come to him willing? Easy. When Nuju is captured by the black entity, Matoro has a choice to make. Either trade places with Nuju as a monster's prisoner, or run. The choice is obvious to him. Now Matoro is trapped in a dark castle in in an unknown location, held prisoner by a cursed man trapped in armor called Teridax. Now forced to stay with the towering man as his own living treasure, Matoro is trapped and slowly falling into misery as he watches his once spit-fire spirit burn out from under Teridax's cruel hand. So what happens when Teridax takes notice of this and starts to fall for his prisoner? Coming soon.

Entropy: (SLASH, AU, Humanized!Bionicle, takes place in AU similar to The Kingdom, future Nuju/Matoro (yaoi sense), high rating for drugs, gore, and sex) Summary: Oh how far he has fallen. Reduced to nothing but an assassin and bounty hunter, Matoro makes his living contentedly as such. With the arrival of letters of pardon piling in, he sees no reason to scrutinize his position. After all, he has everything he needs now; money, drugs, sources, guaranteed safety, solitude, and of course, any man or woman he wants. Nuju, however, is not content being separated by his beloved now stone-cold Toa. He does not wish for Matoro to soak his hands with even more blood. But what will become of him when he finally confronts the infamous Toa? Will he turn Matoro around and bring him back home, despite his failure in reviving Mata-nui? or will Matoro remain a 'Makuta's whore' forever? (This is going to be one of my much more graphic and darker fics, please feel free to put in any input or comments)

Black Ice: (SLASH, AU(?), Rise of the Guardian's fic, Pitch/Jack, yaoi, romance) Summary: They weren't so different. It only took up until now for Jack Frost to realize and accept this. It took time and a frightfully pleasant dream to realize why he was thinking of him so much. And it will take a chance encounter for him to fully realize that maybe it isn't too late for the Boogieman, Pitch, to turn himself around and find himself again. After all, the Man in the Moon does not bring a spirit into the world to later be destroyed. There had to be be a reason Pitch was born. Jack Frost is his reason.

The Secrets of BIONICLE: (Secrets of NIMH parody, spin-off, AU, Animal!Bionicle (mostly mice and rats), no slash or pairings(?)) Summary: Escaped from a lab of human origin, the rats and mice of the lab of BIONICLE have gained mass intelligence and the ability to learn and build. But not all is peaceful int heir small underground utopia. (PLOT UNFINISHED, more to come soon)

Unnamed: (Pokemon AU, no slash or pairings, adventure, humor) Summary: Piper and Pepper are fraternal twin sisters that grew up on a Poke-egg breeding farm. But life on the farm has become dull for them, and they set out on their own Pokemon quest with their own partners! They'll meet rivals, face gym battles, challenges, trouble, evil, mysteries, and friends along the way. (Collab fic with Stormseeker123 aka earthquakes123 of DA, to be written after Waiting for the End.)

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Authors to check out!

Remepie- Dear god above, this one...this one deserves every positive feedback you can give her. She is a beyond brilliant writer and an awesome artist! Currently the owner of one of my plot bunnies (all of which she has dubbed Frostbite) and on her way to becoming a fanfiction champ, she is a sweet piece of humble pie! Observation: has brilliant talents for various ways of describing environment, emotions, and themes, and a deeply well versed weaver of emotions into words, go look at her stuff on here and DA!

InTheLight-Hija-A lovely writer with kind words and cleverly thought out plots. Observation: Has a talent for humor and word/situation twists, and has very flexible thinking.

A-Girl-Named-Ed-Simply marvelous and critique worthy. Ed is quite simply a wonderful writer of her own style and finesse. A student whose fics deserve your praise, go check her out! Observation: VERY good at short stories and excels in Bionicle fics. Has excellent perspective in fictional character's personalities.

JumpShot25-Can't find too many like this one. Head strong and quite the observant type. Look him up and check out his work! Observation: VERY observant in both fics, comments, and personal views. And the only male writer I have to so far favor on this site.

Jazzyart- Miss Jazzy-pants here is a very exceptional writer with raw potential and work. And quite honestly, both her fics and herself are as cute as a button. Check her out! She's a sweetie! Observation: Has raw potential with a little more work, is not squeamish in the art of fluff.

Shatter Dave- Witty, brilliant, funny, and sharp as a knife. Can anyone put all those words into one adjective? No? How about a name? YES! Dave here is all of the mentioned words here, and a brilliant writer on his way to becoming even better than he is now! He is also a great editor for others. Go check him out!

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BIONICLE Drabbles by Herrdegerre reviews
A series of funny drabbles. What more does one need?
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Takua/Takanuva
Judy's Adventure by Leelu-reader reviews
A spineless hydrophobic girl begins a journey in an attempt to get a standing for herself. What will ensue? Will she gain confidence or will plain chaos ensue? Who's the Darkrai wannabe she's travelling with?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Crobat
Metru Uni by A Girl Named Ed reviews
Heavy AU. Vakama is a student at Mata Nui College in the city of Metru Nui. It turns out he's destined to lead a band of elemental heroes, or 'Toa,' and save the heart of the city from darkness. Who knew? Rated for swearing.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,614 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zemya, Vanisher
Welcome to the Show by Shatter Dave reviews
Bionicle's in a talk show? Well, I guess it was a good idea. Interactive story. Started as a challenge from Jazzyart. R&R&send your questions! Second interview: Kopaka
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012
Sever by Saya Moonshadow reviews
"Don't make me lose him again, Kopaka. I can't bear it."
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Nuju, Kopaka - Complete
Amnesia by Jazzyart reviews
Matoro's memories have been, in a sense, reversed. He has no memory of his 1,000 years on Mata-nui or as his turaga's translator, but instead, has his memories of when he was on Metru-nui before he was sealed in a matoran sphere.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Matoro, Nuju
Metru Uni: 100 Themes by A Girl Named Ed reviews
Basically, a 100 themes challenge centered around characters and situations of my fanfic Metru Uni. #21: No Way Out. Dume is a prisoner inside his own head, and there is nothing he can do about it.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Zemya, Vanisher
Visitors by A Girl Named Ed reviews
A series of oneshots. Various beings visit Matoro's memorial statue. Find out who they are and why they're there. *COMPLETE*
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Matoro - Complete
Turaga's Pet by A Girl Named Ed reviews
Something's bothering Matoro, and Nuju wants to know what. Thank you mazula for reviving my plot bunny! Rated for bullying. Matoro and Nuju father/son fic. Twoshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Matoro, Nuju - Complete
Father and Son by A Girl Named Ed reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Do not read unless you know the end of the Barraki storyline! Nuju and Matoro father/son fic. See summary inside. Rated for death, but it's canon. Oneshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Matoro, Nuju - Complete
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Waiting For The End reviews
Two human girls are sucked into an all new reality, and must help these new, robotic beings combat an evil that is much unexpected. Darkness is not the only evil of their world, and light is not always a savior. Now they must fight to keep from falling from their new graces and restore the balance of their new world.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Matoro
Welcome to the Mata-chatroom reviews
What's this? Matau has gotten everyone Mata-chatroom accounts! What sort of internet chaos will ensure? Humanized!Bionicle, AU.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Ehrye, Gali, Hahli, Hakkan
Pacifier reviews
Oh no! A malfunction with the Mask of Time has turned Jaller, Hali, Matoro, Kongu, Hewkii, and Nuparu into toddlers! And the turaga have to take care of them all and find a way to change them back! What cute chaos will ensure? T for language.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
Monsters reviews
Selfish, heartless, thoughtless. All of them. They were all bloody damn fools who loved nothing but themselves. Or so Teridax thought. Perhaps not everyone was as ugly as they were on the inside. Au, Humanized!Bionicle, bit of slash if you squint and stand on your head.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Matoro, Teridax/Makuta
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Matau, Vakama, and Nokama discover quite a scene behind their icy college's doors.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Nuju, Matoro - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Gift ficlet for Stormseeker123. Fluff, cuteness, TOOTH ROTTING LOVE ! Enjoy!
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Matoro, Nuju - Complete
Sick Days reviews
Matoro comes in to work sick. Nuju notices. The title sucks but the story is great! I promise!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Nuju, Matoro - Complete
Son of White reviews
Kingdom-verse AU spin-off. Based off of 'Daughter of White' from Vocaloid. Sometimes saying "I'm sorry I'm alive" isn't enough... T for safety.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Matoro, Nuju
Never Forget, Forgive, Forever reviews
He could never forget, the other could never forgive, but both knew that their happiness was never forever. Nuju/Matoro father/son angst THREE-shot. Rated for mild swearing. Takes place BEFORE Teridax's rule.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Vorahk - Complete
The Clockwork strikes 12 reviews
Bored, I decided to write my personal outlook on Clockwork and how he came into being and such. Inspired by the many other authors who have done the same, enjoy. Rated K for very mild swearing from the Observants and a tiny dash of humor.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Clockwork - Complete
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