Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
My name is Alysia (pronounced Alisha) and I'm 22 living in the U.S. Recently graduated college with a degree in Kinesiology and hope to be accepted into Occupational Therapy school and be on my way to becoming an OT.
Not only do I enjoy reading Harry Potter, but I enjoy reading lots and lots of books. To name a few: The Inheritance Series, Sign of the Crescent, Inkheart, The Pendragon series, The Uglies series, The Pretty Little Liars novels, The Stephanie Plum series, anything by either Sarah Dessen (especially This Lullaby and Lock & Key) or Meg Cabot, Catch a Mate, Improper English, Project Date, Project Daddy, any book by Marian Keyes, The Accidental Mother, The Kite Runner, any historical fiction from Tudor England, anything by Jodi Picoult, Redeeming Love, The Help, Q, and many many many more that I forgot to mention..
Last book read: Crazy Love by Francis Chan
I have a 17 year-old sister and a 16 year-old brother who make anything more fun.
"If he would have staying in here any longer, the chocolate would've melted off the eclairs!" Stephanie Plum series. (have no idea which one)
"Well behaved women rarely make history."
"Everything in life is illegal, immoral, or fattening." a little humor there :)
"The best memories are the ones you try so hard to explain, but end up saying, 'You just had to be there'."
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to watch this man and this woman totally eff things up." Gossip Girl
"I'd never been deliberately mean in my life. Well, okay, except for the time I washed all my sister Daphne's whites with a red t-shirt. On purpose. Oh, and that time in high school when Aaron Jackson (who I had a crush on) called to ask Daphne (who was visiting from college) to the winter formal and I 'accidentally' lost the message." Project Date
"Save me from anal sisters."Project Date
"It was a firable offense to give a customer my phone number. I gave him my phone number." Watermelon
"As soon as Judy came in I knew that she knew about James. I knew because she said 'Claire, I know about James'." Watermelon
"Now that I was with my gorgeous, perfect child my brest-feeding worries seemed petty and selfish. Everything really does change when you give birth. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd put anyone else's needs before the attractiveness of my tits." Watermelon
"Then I asked Judy to give me back a couple of diapers. 'What for?' she asked. 'In case we have an accident on the plane,' I said. 'Didn't they give you any sanitary pads at the hospital?' she asked, sounding shocked. 'Not if I have an accident stupid. If the baby has one.'" Watermelon
"Behold the upright freezer full of frozen convienence foods. All hail the microwave. My advice to you is to befriend these two machines. You will find them invaluable in your fight against hunger in this house."Watermelon
"Give me a look at my niece! Isn't it great! Imagine me being an auntie! Was it awful? Is it really like trying to shit a couch? Tell me, I've always wanted to know, what do they boil the water and tear the sheets up for?"Watermelon
"'Now, that was your first lesson on how to treat a man, courtesy of your Auntie Helen. I hope you took lots of notice. Treat them like slaves, and sure enough they'll behave like slaves.' My mother smiled inscrutably. A smug, secret smile. A knowing kind of smile. The smile of a woman whose husband has done the vacuuming for the past fifteen years."Watermelon
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor."Harry Potter
"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" Harry Potter
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."Harry Potter
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."Harry Potter
"She's Ron's sister.
Prefects Who Gained Power: "A Study of Hogwarts Prefects and Their Later Careers... That sounds fascinating..." Ron Weasley
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway."Ron Weasley
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" Ron Weasley
"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."Ron Weasley
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron Weasley
"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside." Ron Weasley
"You need your inner eye tested if you ask me."Ron Weasley
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." Ron Weasley
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."Ron Weasley
"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" Ron Weasley
"I love you, Hermione."Ron Weasley
"And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!"Ron Weasley
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron Weasley
Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"Hermione Granger
"Malfoy's got detention! I could sing."Hermione Granger
"Harry, you'd better beat him in the Quidditch final!" Hermione said shrilly. "You'd just better had, because I can't stand it if Slytherin wins!"Hermione Granger
"You said to us once before," said Hermione quietly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?" Hermione Granger
"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." George Weasley
"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" George Weasley
"We've got it Percy's Head Boy badge. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy." Fred/George Weasley
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” Fred Weasley
"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..."Sirius Black
"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate."Sirius Black
"Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"Professor McGonnagal
"I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking."Professor McGonnagall
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher." Professor McGonnagall
"It unscrews the other way." Professor McGonnagall
"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" Professor McGonnagall
“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” Professor McGonnagall
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." Sirius Black - Marauders Map
"Wandering around at midnight, ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty." Peeves
"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him Ron. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh." Molly Weasley
"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid."Lily Evans
"Ah well . . . wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let's go. Locomotor Trunk." Tonks
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." Ginny Weasley
"Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?" James Potter
"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." Remus Lupin
"That Harry Potter’s got more backbone than the whole Ministry of Magic put together!" Mrs. Longbottom
"What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!" Fleur Delacour
"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." Ginny Weasley
"But you've been too busy saving the Wizarding world. Well ... I can't say I'm surprised. I knew this would happen in the end. I knew you wouldn't be happy unless you were hunting Voldemort. Maybe that's why I like you so much." Ginny Weasley
"Naturally" said Madam Rosmerta, with a small laugh. "Never saw one without the other, did you? The number of times I had them in here -- ooh, they used to make me laugh. Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!" Madam Rosmerta
"Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You're killing off students, you think it's good fun."Peeves
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" Molly Weasley
"I am sorry too," said Lupin. "Sorry I will never know him...but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand I was trying to make a world in which he could live a happier life. " Remus Lupin
"No - no - no!" someone was shouting. "No! Fred! No!"
"You are nearly there," said James. "Very close. We are...so proud of you."James Potter
"You'll stay with me?" "Until the very end," said James. James Potter
"I'll join you when hell freezes over." Neville Longbottom
“Thing was they bit off a bit more than they could chew with Gran. Little old witch living alone, they probably thought they didn’t need to send anyone particularly powerful. Anyway,” Neville laughed, “Dawlish is still in St. Mungo’s and Gran’s on the run.” Neville Longbottom
"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"Percy Weasley