Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
"Because I learnt something when I had my body back, Quirrel. I learnt that life is, well, it's messy. And complicated. And you think that killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't--it just makes them dead."
Harry Potter is God.
I like Snape. He is cool.
To Ron: 'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.' - Hermione, OOTP
'It's just hard,' Harry said finally, in a low voice, 'to realise he won't write me again'. - Harry, HBP
'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed. 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge.' - George, PS
'Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I've ever had the misfortune to meet.' - Hermione, OOTP
'Oh yes,' said Dumbledore faintly. It seemed that he forced himself to meet Harry's eyes. 'You know what happened. You know. You cannot despise me more than I despise myself.' - Dumbledore, DH
'The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease.' - Luna Lovegood, HBP
'I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.' - Harry
'Hello, Harry,' said George, beaming at him. 'We thought we heard your dulcet tones.' - George, OOTP
'But why's she got to go to the library?'
'Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy. Don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...'
'Accio Brain!' - Ron, OOTP
'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through...' - Fred and George, COS
'I love you, Hermione.' - Ron, HBP
'Harry!' said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. 'Simply splendid to see you, old boy--'
'I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.' - Dumbledore, PS
'Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?' - McGonagall, POA
'For him?' shouted Snape. 'Expecto Patronum!'
As a general, my stories are crazy tidbits of insanity with psychotic internal monologues and rather embarrassing grammar mistakes. By the time I actually get around to posting anything moderately serious (I am in the process of working on a moderately serious project and have been for like the past two years (no, really) but it's taking me an ice age to write, so the human race will probably have been wiped out by the second age of dinosaurs or hobbits and orcs by the time I get to posting it on here) the human race will probably have done what I just described in the brackets. Er.
The Monster In Her Chest
UPDATE (09/06/11): Chapter 25 is up and running. Will post another chapter when my life churns out some free time, innit.
From Doe To Stag
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CRACK!FIC-ISH-NESS-AHOY! Also, Sev is sexy.
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