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Joined 03-08-08, id: 1519867, Profile Updated: 01-13-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Twilight.

For those who were interested, here's the translation page for pirate speak: http:///cgi-bin/ Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Hello all and welcome to my page!! It's quite bare at the moment but I'm new to the world of fan fiction, hopefully I'll come up with something to say about myself...though I think it's unlikely at the moment. I'm absolutely terrible at talking about myself. I never know what to say. Perhaps I should give you some basic backround information, yes?

Well, my name is Jess, I'm 21 years old and live in Canada. Wow, this is so enthralling! Is that the correct spelling? Meh, I'll just have Mr.Spell Checker tell me. Anyway, like I sated above I live in Canada, but wish to travel. Someday, when I settle down, I'd love to live in England. I have always enjoyed writing and have several "works in progress," that will get done...someday. But I promise everything that I put up here I will try my hardest to finish.

My favorite fan fictions to write are Harry Potter and Doctor Who. My favorite ships for Harry Potter are : Hermione/Fred, Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Charlie, Hermione/Cedric, Ron/Luna, and Ginny/Draco. For Doctor Who my fav ship is Doctor(10)/Rose.(Like there could anyone else for them!)

Oh, and FYI. I'm currently in love with Robert Pattinson. about gorgeous!! He's one of my all time favorite actors and when I heard he would be playing Edward in Twilight, I died. Seriously, my friend had to resuscitate me! haha. I'm kidding of course. But I almost, definitely had an aneurysm.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! I SUPPORT GAY AND TRANS RIGHTS.


"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

"And then he put a box over my head and banged me!" (that was me being very stupid)

"Oh my God my water just broke!!" (again me being stupid...hmmm I do that a lot)

Kayla"Europe? Don't they speak another language over there?"
Me: Uh...Europe's a continent...
Kayla: Oh.
Both: Laugh

Person: "You know those dates they have on milk cartons?"
Me: "...Yes."
Person: "Is that that date when you pee it out?"
Me: (unable to reply for a moment) ", thats the expiration date."
Person:"Well I knew that, but it that when you pee it out too?"
Me: " its not."
Person: "oh"

"Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again..."- 10th Doctor

"That's bad. Imagine how bad things could possibly get, and then add another suitcase full of bad..."-10 Doctor

"Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... case there's anything dangerous."-10th Doctor

"Oh, brilliant! It's you! You're my favourite, you are! You are the best! Know why? 'Cause you're so...thick! You're Mr Thick-Thick-Thickety-Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania! beat And so's your dad!" -10th Doctor

" One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel."-Madame de Pompadour

Rose:"Oh, look at what the cat dragged in! The Oncoming Storm!"
Doctor:"Ooh, you sound just like your mother!"
Rose:" What have you been doing? Where have you been?!"
Doctor:" Well... among other things, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before; always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good."

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." Elton Pope

"I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow..."- 10th Doctor

"Gotta dash, things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."- 10the Doctor

"The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now forget me, go home Rose Tyler." 9th Doctor

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas asleep, the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere theres injustice, somewhere theres danger and somewhere else the teas getting cold, come on Ace we got work to do."- Not sure what regeneration said this!

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Precedent by reathai reviews
Despite Link's snickering, Midna tossed me her amused expression. "You're Dark Link, then. We'll come up with a nickname later, since you think that's such a cumbersome mouthful. Link, meet Dark Link. We can pretend he's your evil twin." SEQUEL POSTED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 144,420 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Midna, Dark Link - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Harp of the Twilight by Peaches732 reviews
A old tale, passed on for generations, tells of the legendary Hero of Time. After Link's journey in TP, he returns home. But as a new evil threatens Hyrule, Link must discover pieces of the past to overcome the power of Shadow. Rated to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Link, Midna
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleepy Yet? by OncomingBadWolf reviews
When talking in the night things take an unexpected, yet much pleasing, turn. The Doctor finds there's more than one way to win a bet. Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Steady as You Go by Jack E. Peace reviews
I'm not calling for a second chance, I'm screaming at the top of my voice... Set AU, "Wannabe in the Weeds." Its hard to live with regrets and Brennan has a lot of them.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,088 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Love Through Time by HumbleHufflepuff reviews
Hermione's diary is switched & Tom Riddle appears. Trouble ensues as they duel & damage the diary, opening a glitch in time, putting them 200 years in the past in 1797. How will they cope when they are suspected to be missing people from 1797?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,366 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Love to Remember by HumbleHufflepuff reviews
Hermione's in her 4th year & finds herself falling for 1 of the Triwizard champs, Cedric. She's in for a bit of trouble as she tries to fight off this attraction because he's dating Cho. But does she really have to fight it or does he like her too?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,961 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
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How to Seduce a Dark Lord in 10 easyish Steps reviews
Have a potential Dark Lord looming on the horizon? If you ever want to stop him these 10 easy ish steps are for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Dying Illusion reviews
What lies beyond life? I can tell you that. How to handle what happens? Sigh... If I ever find out you'll be the first to know.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Taking His Life Away reviews
Hermione Granger is having horrible dreams about the death of a certain student. After finding an unlikely mentor she learns the terrible truth. These are not dreams. They are visions of the future. A future, no matter how terrible, she can never change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,801 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
If You Could Choose reviews
What if the Yule Ball went a bit differently? What if one fight, one strange conversation and one choice could change everything? AU Goblet of Fire oneshot. CD/HrG. Rated T for slightly suggestive content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange and Happy Beginnings reviews
Hermione Granger meets a mysterious stranger in the Forbidden Forest in her 6th year. A Harry Potter/Twilight crossover. An Edward and Hermione story. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Compartment Contemplations reviews
Hermione contemplates her fourth year on the train ride home and makes an unexpected friend in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Diary of an Obsessive Bookworm reviews
After Hermione's fourth year she decides to start a diary to get things off her chest. One of these things is the fact that she's in love with a certain Weasley. It begins with her telling us how she fell for him and will continue on from there.AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,426 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Spontaneity reviews
In the midst of a fight Ron tells Hermione that she needs to be more spontaneous. What will she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Of Questions, Accents and Hair reviews
The Doctor and Rose talk after their adventure with the werewolf. It begins with Rose asking about regenerations and ends with...well you'll just have to see for yourself! A bit fluffy. Unfortunately AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Extra Credit reviews
I never expected to fall in love when I was 15. I don't think anyone does. It was a strange fall in love the way I did. It was so quick, so in-my-face that it knocked the breath right out of me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete