Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.
Im 16 years old and havent been on here forever so im hopin to change that cuz ive recently gotten a bunch of reviews askin me to update :P so yeah i guess read em if you want...
Favorite Quotes(MOST OF THEM ARE NOT MINE)
There are things we don’t want to happen but have to accept…things we don’t want to know but have to learn…And people we can’t live without but have to let go.
Watch the morning sun melt regretfully
A sigh of adolescence
Sweetly, I want to sleep with those tears
And forget I ever existed
Watch the night moon pale grudgingly
A cry of maturity
Sweetly, I want to hold onto whatever is left
And continue to trick myself
Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die..."-Mel Brooks
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.
When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at one man.
Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely
Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions.
If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.
If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?"
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
The "woman" will always fall down trying to escape.
If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead’?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
-Sarcasms is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws
May the crabs of a thousand Los Vagas prostitutes infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.