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Joined 01-09-02, id: 152020, Profile Updated: 08-11-14
Author has written 11 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Invader Zim, and Rainbow Brite.

I'm a crazied-up person, and this is what my life is like!!

I'm also on Deviant Art! Sos watch me there, I have a lot more stuffs!

I'm an Evile person who eats Gambit's dinner for breakfast and watches little kids getting their pants scared off by mes! On a lighter note, I like drinking tea on my porch, frolicking in the flower fields, and KITTIES!

If I's told yous all the Anime/Mangas I like, this Fanfiction.net web page would explode!

MWA HA HA HA HAHS!

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Stories currently in-progress or on the Brain-Room Floor:

"ZIM SKITZ" - Funny little skits that I think up. Skits are short scenes in script-format.

"Intergalactic Beasties, Planetary People" -The last of the "Dib and Tak Adventures", my massive DaTr epic that has apparently eaten up much of my time and brains trying to do. I just wish I had another brain... The two are stuck on an alien planet with fifteen other aliens, all trying to survive. Said aliens include the Irken Empire's leaders, the Resisty's leader, and several other important, yet unknowledgeable about their own importance as of now, aliens! Who are they all, and why have they been brought to this planet?!? AND WHAT ABOUT ZIM!?!

"The Human Heart Has An Infinite Capacity For Love" (HIATUS for now)- A background story-fic about my OC character, Sarso. Oh, and believe me, it's NOT A ROMANCE FIC, but the title only sounds like it because of the conversation it was used in in the story...It's actually a little piece of advice that Sarso gives to...well, you'll have to wait on it, but it's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, Good!! Man! And I think I've already given it away...!! !

"Smolarc Radiance" (EXTREMELY SLOWLY updating) - A Rainbow Brite/Invader Zim x-over! However, instead of the regular Zim crew, it's starring the TALLEST! As KIDS!! We know how the Earth's Color Kids work, but what about Irk's?? Well, here's your chance!! Starring Tallest Red and Tallest Purple as "Smolor Smeeches", with their REAL names REVEALED!! WHEEES!!

I've just started writing it, the first chapter is up!! Oh, and BTW, "Smolor" means "color" and "Smolarc" means basically an arc of color! Yays me for languageing and stuff!! Obviously, "Smolarc Radiace" is the name of Irk's "Rainbow Brite".

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"Queer" IS NOT A BAD WORD! It just means "Weird" or "Odd"...SHEESHS!

Inigo: Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!!
Count Reugen: STOP SAYING THAT!!

(At the 23rd Tenkaichi Budoukai)
Piccolo: Hello. My name is Piccolo Dai Ma Ou. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Goku: ...

Lisa: I find it ironic that dad saved the day whereas a thin man would've fallen to his death!
Bart: I find it ironic that for once dad's butt PREVENTED the escape of toxic ga- (Gets whapped by his mom) OUCH!

Goku: People of Namek, lend me your ears!
(Popping sounds. Hundreds of ears are thrown at him.)
Goku: That's disgusting...

Sara: That's not fair!
Goblin King: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

Buttercup: I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!
Wesley: What hideous sin have you committed lately?
Buttercup: I got married. I didn't want to! It all happened so fast!

ME: Why am I a packaged meat product??

My Mom: (To the dog) Don't be pullin' at the monkey!!

Someone: She's lost it!
ME: I didn't lose it. I just never had it!

My Mom: Today has been the Moose of all days.

ME: (Looks at Sideos' fic, "The Galactic War Trials as Told".) Oh, yeah, that one. I've read that one. It was terrible, horrible! I think I gave it a good review.

ME: I have wwwaaayyy too much fun with myself!!

ME: (This statement is so true. For proof, see above.) How come everything I say always comes out WRONG!?

ME: My elbows flap in joy at your approach!!

My queerness is contagious.

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Now You're Thinking with Real Science by Jaywings reviews
A former test subject, now free, takes up residence in a strange town where almost nothing is considered abnormal. A year later, a young paranormal enthusiast spots two odd new satellites orbiting the moon and immediately makes plans to bring them to Earth, firmly believing that the two metal spheres are alien in origin. Because, after all, what else could they possibly be?
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,058 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Dib, Zim, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Swap by Constellation Temptation reviews
What if the characters of the series all swapped personalities? How would the series go with a competent GiR that wishes to conquer Earth, a ZiM that wants everybody to be happy, Irkens that want to bring peace to the universe, a paranormal loving Gaz, and a video game loving Dib? Well, it can't be less chaotic then the original series, can it?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 1/21 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Dib in Wonderland: Return to Madness by Spectra reviews
The Cheshire Cat has returned and is taking Dib back to the Land of Insanity, but what for? And will a certain 'alien' be joining him this time? What IS this new threat that has taken over Wonderland, and will two bitter enemies be able to put aside their differences in order to vanquish it? Why do I keep asking these dumb questions? Come find out! A sequel to Dib in Wonderland!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/18 - Zim, Dib
MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Keef, Dib
Being Human by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The Glass Lady has been in Dib's attic for as long as he can remember. Over the years, he stopped believing she was enchanted, but couldn't stop talking to the only person who didn't shut him up. Now, years later, he's starting to wonder if there really is more to the statue than meets the eye.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Dib, Zim, OC
Reincarnation Screw Over by Coy Serum reviews
When you get reincarnated you just come back into the same old world nine months later without a single memory. Whoever told you that was a liar and you should punch them in the mouth. The truth is that you get sent wherever Death wants you to go for his amusement. If that means you get sent to a crazy world where everyone is stupid and an alien is trying to take over...So be it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/18
Totally Farting Spies by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Totally Spies covers nearly every fetish there is. But the one thing it doesn't cover is a fart fetish. And after having a huge night out, the three girls start stinking up their suits far more than they anticipated...
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Alex, Clover, Sam, Jerry
Portals of DOOM! by Cat Fishy reviews
After being released from Aperture, Chell has reintegrated with hyuuman society, but something is wrong. Why is everyone so stupid? Is that green kid really an alien? And did Black Mesa somehow cause the apocalypse? Meanwhile, Red and Purple wreak havoc on the universe, and Miyuki is not impressed. No pairings, mostly canon, post-Portal 2/The Trial.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dib, Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Chell, GLaDOS
Sick Day of Doom by BabyCharmander reviews
Zim is planning to unleash something awful at skool tomorrow, but Dib is ready for it! What he's not ready for is waking up with a vicious flu bug...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Dib, Zim, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Seriously Again by Invader Bean reviews
I normally don't understand anything, but I always thought that I understood Invader Zim. I think I was wrong. Sasha understands it better, that's for sure. Wish I knew where she was. Or why she keeps popping in and out of reality so much. Well, this reality. (re-vamp of an old story. Lets see how this goes. Rated T for my humor.)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,077 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak
Strange Crush by FreakistrA reviews
When Zim finds a crashed irken voot, he finds a tiny irken, who has no memory of who she is except her name. However, when Zim saves her from being trapped inside the voot, she has a gigantic and obvious crush on him. She's convinced that she and Zim were meant to be together, and nothing will get in her way...will Zim find a way to restore her memories before something happens?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Zim
Lord of the Universe by Slurpee Monster reviews
The Tallests have unknowingly triggered a game show. The winner gets to become the leader of everyone in the known Universe while the losers leave with nothing.. or worse.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,095 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/11/2008
My Poor Insane Son by CyndarDragon reviews
Dib's been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I took him to the psychiatrist and to the therapist, but he's just getting worse and worse. He's living in his own little world of nightmarish and realistic fantasies, unable to differentiate reality from fiction. I don't know what to do with him... POSSIBLE ONESHOT
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Dib, Prof. Membrane
Love Letter by Editor-Bug reviews
Remember during "Tak, The Hideous New Girl" when Zim was stuck in that mailbox? Did you ever wonder what happened there? ONE-SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Seriously? by Invader Bean reviews
Discontinued
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,876 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Zim, Dib
The Pig That Got Away by randomperson995 reviews
Gir meets the love of his life and decides to get married. However, it might leave him heartbroken. GIR BASICALLY MARRIES A PIG, I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Gir, Gaz - Complete
Feast of Doom by Feebop reviews
The Tallest have a plan to get rid of ZIM...a "deliciously" evil plan.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013
Invader Zim hears Gangnam Style by PSY! by InvaderBek reviews
My first fanfic on Invader Zim, so cut me some slack. GIR finds Gangnam style and plays it for 6 months straight. ZIM goes crazy. Now adding new chapters like Harlem Shake and the Num-Num song!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Zim, Gir, Dib
The fish that cried Zim by Darth-Malak reviews
Zim has plans...what could they be. Dib and a fish what the? Gir...piggy wiggy destruction...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Eclipse: Void by megadoomingir reviews
Sequel to Eclipse, so read that. All was thought to be at an end when Reep and Chi were put behind bars. No one, not even ZiM, could have foreseen the return of a most powerful and revolting evil. An evil only interested in the smeet ZiM swore to protect.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,219 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Zim
One Wish by Zippster reviews
When 14(Almost 15) Year old girl 'Kam Brooklyn' Wishes that her Favourite Show 'Invader Zim' Comes to her real world she never expected the so called 'New Kids' To be them. My first Fanfiction so don't hate! It mostly contains humor but a bit of fluff! This is my first time writing a Fanfiction so give me a break please! Review and be awesome - Parings Are in this fanfiction.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Zim, Gir, Dib
Exile Dib-The Series by Invader Skarrch reviews
Reunite with all your favorite Exile Dib characters: Dib, AVATAR, Zim, Purple, and Skarrch, in this new series from the mind that brought you Leap! Rated T for paranoia. Read Exile Dib if you want this to make any sense. Now with a singing Great Old One.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Zim, Dib, Purple
Zim Membrane by Acid Fish reviews
This a story for KaileyMcLean15's request. Zim didn't think that his job of destroying the pitiful little earth beasts could get any more challenging (or how he would think of it as a slow process of elimination) His life is about to get one step more harder for him, but hey he has been through worse? Right? Rated T for later chapters. There is crossovers on a miniscule scale.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane
They All Failed Ethics by TehAntiFangirl reviews
A Vortian named Lak Shmi randomly appears on Earth and irritates Jhonen Vasquez enough for him to decide that the whole fan fiction universe should be destroyed. However, destroying universes is not that easy when you've got a mob of fangirls after you, out for blood... Hilarity ensues, I guess. This is my first fan fiction.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013
Exile Dib by Invader Skarrch reviews
On Mandatory Gift Exchange Day, Zim gives Dib a gift that just keeps on giving. And drives him completely insane and nearly kills a Tallest, but that comes later. Rated T for light body horror and romance. Contains !Irken Dib and OCxTak. COMPLETE! NOW WITH A SCHMANCY COVER!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Dib, Purple - Complete
Secured Network by Invader Skarrch reviews
When Zim installs a hacking chip into Computer, he hacks into Aperture, and his life changes forever. Rated K plus for hints of Computer x GLaDOS
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Computer, GLaDOS - Complete
Wish by Jaywings reviews
After a particularly awful day at Skool, Dib is assigned a fairy godparent who will grant his every wish. **ON HIATUS**
Crossover - Invader Zim & Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dib, Poof
Mirror by Jaywings reviews
Zim's newest plan for world domination begins with the construction of a portal and, as usual, ends with things going very, very wrong.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir - Complete
The Blackout by Jaywings reviews
The power goes out all over the city, leaving Zim spooked and Dib desperate to find out what his latest plan was. Two-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Don't Call Me by Slurpee Monster reviews
Gir shouldn't be allowed near the communications room... ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gir, Purple, Zim, Dib - Complete
These Piggies are for Aperture Science by InvaderMEEN reviews
Wheatley was left stranded in space after the events of the Wheatley Laboratories fiasco. However, in orbit around the moon, he finds that it is not just him and the Space Core out here...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Zim, Wheatley
Aperture Testing by Star1412 reviews
GIR somehow ends up in Aperture Labortories and insanity insues. ONESHOT!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gir, GLaDOS - Complete
Ocean Eyes by Monochrome Masquerade reviews
Dib and Tak meet again, a few years later. Dib's more lost than ever, and Tak is awfully bent out of shape. Kinda songfic-ish. R&R, please!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Let Me Help You by Sideos reviews
A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zim, Dib
Living With Leaders by Renym reviews
When the Tallest's old advisor, Rarl Kove, gets stuck in a mysterious accident, a former slave driver name Renym comes to replace him. This story is not meant to be serious. Rated T cuz of adult themes. No romances intended.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Purple, Red
Experimental InterDimensional Cooperation Test 1 by DeathlyFlames reviews
GLaDOS needs new test subjects for further study in cooperation. The portal gun's success depends on it. When she send out the collector, Dib and Zim are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Portal 2 spoilers! Rated T for future language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Dib
Repossessed! by dykeatron reviews
Tak is back from a year of drifting in her escape pod and is ready to get her ship back! However, not everything goes according to plan. Sorry, no shipping or OC's guys.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Tak, Dib - Complete
Call by heartofstone15 reviews
G.I.R. calls The Heart of Gold. Oneshot. I own nothing. Ironically enough, this would technically count as my 42nd story.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Gir - Complete
Adventures on the Massive by PirateSockMonkey reviews
A series of one-shots featuring the Tallest! My first fanfiction, so please be nice!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Red, Purple
32 Moments of Purple by PirateSockMonkey reviews
32 chapters, 32 moments of Purple being...well...Purple.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Purple
How The Tables Have Turned by Tallest Red reviews
"YOU IDIOT!" Red shouted at Lard Nar. "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS? HAH! WHEN WE'RE FREE, WE'RE GOING TO-" "Do nothing," Lard Nar finished with a snicker. "Because you're never going to be free."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Red, Purple
Purgatory by Sideos reviews
Zim has been turned into a human. Now he must rebuild his life from the ground up. But does having a human body, give him a human spirit? Only time will tell, and they do say time heals all wounds no matter how deep they may be. Eventual ZAGR. No OCs.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
The Demise of Agent Darkbootie by Red Witch reviews
What really happened the night one of the most respected agents of the Swollen Eyeballs died? Find out in this mad fic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Everybody Goes To Jail by Red Witch reviews
What happens when the gang ends up in jail? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Invasion of the Bumblebee Scouts by Red Witch reviews
Gaz is forced into the scouts and even worse, Zim decides to infiltrate her troop.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Gir's Big Day by Invader Johnny reviews
Co-written with Wandering Namekian, this is our twisted version of Jhonen Vasquez's cancelled IZ episode Gir's Big Day, ENJOY THE MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gir, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Battle For The Earth And Other Stuff by Red Witch reviews
Gir steals some of Gaz's things and she must track him down through all sorts of obstacles to make him pay. Meanwhile, Zim and Dib discover the joys of reality TV.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
The Curious Case of The Everlasting Enchalada by Red Witch reviews
Dib and Gaz get roped into solving a Swollen Eyeballs case. Things just get weirder from here on in.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
The Tallest Discover the HORRIBLE PoopTube by Tallest Red reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if we discovered this? Yeah. We watch the videos people actually make of us on the site, not pretty. WHY do you people MAKE those videos in the first place? one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Survivor: Summer Camp! by OtterFrog reviews
Skool is out but Zim learns of this strange place some kids go to afterwards, called 'Summer Camp! He decides to learn more so he goes to one. Will he learn to toast marshmallows and sing 'Kumbaya? And what's with that groundhog?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Zim
Gir Just Wanna Have Fun by Red Witch reviews
Zim gives Gir some very simple instructions to watch the house. Will Gir follow orders? What do you think?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
The Attack of Madness by Red Witch reviews
As if Zim didn't have enough distractions taking over the Earth, now he has to deal with a certain strange dog with a big eyeball. It's all Gir's fault.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
To The Microwave And Beyond! by OtterFrog reviews
One doesn't always need spaceships or electronic equipment to make contact with extraterrestrials. Sometimes all one needs is a simple kitchen appliance!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Red, Purple
Stuck On Goo by Red Witch reviews
Once again one of Zim's simple plans to get rid of Dib backfires big time. Who would have thought a sticky goo gun would cause so much doom?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
50 Words of DATR by JoeMerl reviews
Dib will do anything to protect the Earth. Tak will do anything to conquer it for the Tallests. They were each other's biggest obstacle, in more ways than one. Fifty short Dib/Tak prompts, slight Zim/Gaz mentioned.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/12/2010 - [Dib, Tak] [Zim, Gaz] - Complete
Zim of the West by heartofstone15 reviews
First Zim western ever! Join in on the insanity! Gir and Mimi romance. I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010
Invader Zim Meets Fanfiction by Invader Chi reviews
Zim and Dib get on fanfic and learns what Zadr is.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Restitution by Lael Adair reviews
1 The act of restoring to the rightful owner something that has been taken away, lost, or surrendered. 2 The act of making good or compensating for loss, damage, or injury. 3 A return to or restoration of a previous state or position. -complete-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,281 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Invader Zim by Invader Chi reviews
A little Invader Zim crossover lyrics based on the Sailor Moon theme song
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010
Gaz and the Great Social Experiment by Red Witch reviews
Tired of hanging around with Dib and Zim, Gaz decides it might be time to try and make some new friends. Doesn't go well.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Gaz - Complete
The Devestation of A Bake Sale by Red Witch reviews
The behind the scenes machinations of the Skool and one wayward Irken That's not Zim cause more chaos and madness than any foodstuff can handle.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ms. Bitters, Skoodge - Complete
Irkens Go Postal by Red Witch reviews
Even Intergalactic warlords have problems with their mail.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Plan Number 32 Has Failed by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what happened at the end of Hobo 13? Ever wonder how Zim escaped and what happened to a certain living drink table? Not really...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Fridays With Dib by Red Witch reviews
Another typical evening of brother/sister bonding in the Membrane Household.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Don't Touch The Glasses! by Red Witch reviews
Zim learns the hard way that there's a reason nobody messes with Dib's glasses.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
MURDER by star3catcher reviews
Come one! Come all! For a night of fun, laughter, and dinner! But also another thing... you get to help solve a murder mystery! AUDITIONS ARE OVER.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008
A very weird and random conversation by pleasingXapparel reviews
Purple and Red are drunk on soda. what could possibly go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Purple, Red
The Tallests on Earth! by CheshireAteAlice reviews
The Massive's been attacked, now Red and Purple are forced to seek shelter on Earth, with Zim! Man how's Dib gonna handle this one. Warning, there will be hillariousness.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Red, Purple
Tea Party of Darkness by Red Witch reviews
When Gaz is in the mood to play games, beware! Alas, Zim learns this fact the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
The Heartbreak of Carpet Tongue by Red Witch reviews
When Zim tries to get information on Earth at an 'Adult Information Center' like he sees on television he learns a very different lesson than he intended. Namely, Irkens and alchohol don't mix.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Earth Calling by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple get another report from Zim and learn more than they wanted to know about how things are going.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Lost Tapes: Alien Among Us by CheshireAteAlice reviews
Dib recorded Zim and submitted it to Lost Tapes, now Zim looks on in horror as his secret is exposed on national TV!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dragon Ball: Universe by Nex reviews
An Alien Empire, has closed its iron fist around Earth, slaying the planet's defenders. Uubu, Goku's former student, leads a rebellion against impossible odds. The future of the Universe is in the hands of a new generation of heroes. Feedback Please!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2002
A U by Dancing Feather reviews
In another Universe he was Tallest, supreme in all power and awesome. But that wasn't enough to satisfy his appetite. Deciding to break the barrier between his world and the next, he plans to not get killed by stuffed animals. :freaking hiatus:
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,107 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Zim, Dib
Eclipse by megadoomingir reviews
ZiM, all the way out on Earth, had to have been hiding something. War is here. The fate of the universe lies in tiny hands. All eyes are on ZiM as he decides that playing dumb isn't an option anymore. That those tiny hands need him to be more than a fake.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,517 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Zim - Complete
1 800 by Dancing Feather reviews
When a late night commercial advertises weapons of doom, how can Zim resist? :This ended up more canon than I realized, hope that doesn't upset anybody:
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Forever Faithful by Invader Johnny reviews
Gir would wait an eternity for Zim... and he does... character death? A One Shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Irken Invader, Rodent Invaded by Jaha Canon reviews
There's a mouse in the house, can't think of anything else.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dumb Little Spacejourney for Two by Jaha Canon reviews
Sequel to my similarly titled story. Zim and Dib learn that reality television is not the only cruel thing corrupting the galaxy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,471 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Taste Of Dib by RootyTooty reviews
Zim really REALLY likes Dib. Not what you think. Short, silly oneshot born from my love of snacks.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Wacky Flying Singing Pirate Adventure by ayafangirl reviews
The Skool holds a school musical...and Zim lands lead role! And...they're pirates! Can Dib stop him from another evil scheme? And where's GIR's piggie? no pairings, sheer comedy. Please R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dumb Little Spacehouse For Two by Jaha Canon reviews
Zim and Dib learn that reality television is a cruel, cruel thing. Completed, but there is a similarly titled sequel!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Genius on Irk by MissMune reviews
Finally deciding to hit the problem at its source, Dib heads off to Irk, but comes to find that maybe the Irkens aren't so bad, after all...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Dib
Adventures of Ruby the Mildly Annoyed Irken by Reds Owshad Dark reviews
Poor old Ruby gets stuck on planet Earth with no way off. Will Zim help? Of course not! Der is now found agian! Yay! No pairings cause they're gross.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Dib, Zim
Doctor Who and the Redneck by OtterFrog reviews
I always wondered what would happen if the Doctor ever visited my lil part of the world; This features the 8th Doctor as I can't stand the 9th and don't really care for the 10th. What can I say? I prefer the Classics!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Sickness Has Its Affects by megadoomingir reviews
ZiM's gotten sick! It's gotten so bad, that he's barely clinging to life itself. Is there an alternative to death? Or no way out? R&R or not, I'll post faster than you can say 'CHUCK!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Zim
A Challenge by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz's love life confuses Dib. One-sided KAGR, GAGR and GAIR. Not Dib/Gaz.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Gir, Dib, Gaz, Keef - Complete
Roswell by Mikenator reviews
This is purely my version of the all famous UFO crash out in Roswell. That’s if it were Irken related. There is no RaPr; if you think it that way, then you’re a little off.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Red, Purple
Pink and Purple by Tsubasa8 reviews
For some reason I thought a Lazy Town and Invader Zim crossover fanfic would be amusing. This is the result.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Best Friends by Slurpee Monster reviews
This is a oneshot about Purple and Red's friendship as they try to handle a problem with the Massive.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Purple, Red - Complete
Roleplaying Room Radoomess Invader Zim A Story by Invader BeckyandClad reviews
A story based on a roleplay. DAOC Three girls from our world have entered Zims world. A Pluto girl is trying to learn about humans. A new Irken Kloof has gotten on Leaunas death list. Zim is tired of all the nonsence. On Permanent hiatus. Sorry
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Zim, Dib
The Junkyard Planet of Frim by megadoomingir reviews
When Tallest Red steals one of Tallest Purple's most prized of teddies, ZiM is sent to Frim, the junkyard planet, to retrieve it. The tacos will fly in the search for Pur's beloved teddy. Monkeys, pigs, mayonnaise, why haven't you clicked this yet?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Red, Purple
Invader Python's Hovering Carnival Episode 2 by C-dubz96 reviews
Another episode of Invader Python's Hovering Carnival. You might want to read the first one if you didn't read it before. Hope you all like this one.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
Inanimate by Lael Adair reviews
Zim tensed. This was his favorite part. This was where he was the closest, where he actually thought he could feel it. Was this it? The magic of creation? Of animation? Of sentience and consciousness? It had to be. This time...it had to be... -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Where They Are Now by VootCruisin reviews
After cancellation, what did the characters do with themselves? How did they support themselves? And what in the world did they do with all that free time? New character every chapter, possible reunion last chapters. On delay due to author busy in college
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007
And The Walls Cave In by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
Yep. Zim could handle everything. But Nothing was a whole different story.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Wig of Zim by C-dubz96 reviews
Based on the conspiracy about William Shatner's toupee. Zim's wig also has powers. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Dib - Complete
Super Nacho Flavored Cheeze Brand Squirt Cheeze by DemonSurfer reviews
Oh dear, Purple likes his squirt cheese a little TOO much...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Purple, Red - Complete
Invader Python's Hovering Carnival by C-dubz96 reviews
A parody of Monty Python's Flying Circus using Invader Zim. If you want to read it, leave a review at least.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Chlorine by MissMune reviews
Oneshot. Swimming, one of the classes Dib was least excited about in hiskool. Still, maybe this would be more interesting than he thought, if ZIM was stupid enough to join the class.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Secret Life of GIR by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
See the title if you want a summary. MY 20TH POST AND FIRST POST OF 2007!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Gir - Complete
Driving Test by Jaha Canon reviews
Sixteenyearold Dib goes in to take his driving test. Easy, right?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
To Dib by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Prisoner of War by scrappster reviews
Thrown into a world he has only dreamed of, Dib fights to keep his sanity, and his life. Can you kill your greatest enemy when they stand for all the same things as you?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Dib, Purple
It Ended with a Giggle by Invader Dana reviews
It opens up with Zim and Dib laughing...but why? As the story continues, we find out the answer to this mystery. You'll find yourself laughing all the way through...man I'm such a bad liar...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Enslaved by BioKraze reviews
The demon was the only life he knew. He lived or died by its whim. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
ZLP: Homicidal Testing Ch2 by Daniel-Gleebits reviews
This is the second Chapter in my fanovel, again this can be found on DeviatnArt by typing 'Gleebits' into the search bar, there about 2526 chapters if I remember right up there now, where as here there is 2 and my All Hallows Eve story, also on DA
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Zim, Dib
Zim's Latest Plan: Enter Nny by Daniel-Gleebits reviews
Well this is the first chapter of my fanovel: 'Zim's Latest Plan' I hope people will enjoy it, on DeviantArt I am up to the Chapter 23, but I thought I would put them on here every few days as well, if anyone has constructive critism, please give it, but
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Zim
Zimarama by shany94a reviews
Invader Zim and Gir meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama ... COMPLETED
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Nachos and Curly Fries by Dancing Feather reviews
Red and Purple don't always get along- Sorry, I mean, they never get along. Ever. :Oneshot drabble:
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Red, Purple - Complete
I am the Enemy by Sideos reviews
Dib pushes Zim over the edge, and so Zim delivers Dibs worst nightmere apone him. He makes Dib his own worst enemy. Is not for people who don't watch the news...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Fausse Amie by wiltedviolets reviews
[DaTR] Dib never liked Valentine's Day. It was the day she came, and she was just one more disapointment that he would be better off forgetting.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Bitter End by Lael Adair reviews
I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Two Weeks at Camp Hercule by labelbasher reviews
Gohan gets a rather large surprise one day when Chichi sends him on a wilderness camp...if u wanna see just how wrecked out dear demisaiyan's life can get, u should read this...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Gohan
area51 by goblin kid reviews
gokus an alien and every one of his freinds knows it...but the goverment doesnt...or do they? aww smugges im terrible at summeries lol. oh plz. R&R
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Goku
dbz high school by goblin kid reviews
yay we love our biology teacher gohan and our wrld. history teacher goku along with english and foriegn language teacher vegeta whom likes to yell at us and blow us up. well if you havent geussed this is an AU the dbz characters are teachers(creepy it is)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Insanely Sophisticated by Quietus reviews
Ned, a resident at a psychiatric facility, can read minds...but sometimes the mind is a horribley dangerous thing...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003
Fancharacters Not Included by Quietus reviews
When Zim is sucked into FF.net's site, he is pulled into a pit of madness. With slash, horror, and romance on the loose, will Zim ever make it out alive?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
The Dream Reality by Quietus reviews
Gaz is imersed in a mysterious world where she can't even tell if she's awake or dreaming.....
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003
Not Another Day! by Chipolata reviews
It was a one-in-a-million accident, but that was what they said about the Titanic. Are they going to survive?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003
Glitter Parade of Doom! by Nadine reviews
Yes, it's even more musical madness from me! In this parody of all movie musicals, the Tallest call everyone in the empire to perform for them in a huge 'talent show'. Unfortunately for them, Zim, Dib, and Tak join in.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
Going Sane In A Crazy World by Question the Majority reviews
12 years in the future: Will Zim finally conquer Earth? Will Dib finally prove that Zim is an alien? Or will they both just get thrown in the crazy house? I vote crazy house. [IZ comedy with a little dash of JTHM and Squee crossover theory for flavor!]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Wizard of Ak by Nadine reviews
Poor Dib is stuck in a Wizard of Oz parody, complete with songs! This horrible monstrosity is now complete!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by Cybra reviews
Thanks to one Irken's mistake in Operation Impending Doom I, half of Irk was burned. But now Tallest Purple is about to receive the shock of the century.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002
KABOOM! by Chuquita reviews
Washu creates the ultimate nuclear explosive--in the form of a pie. When she must leave the lab for dinner, she decides the pie must be guarded by the most careful of people until she returns--unfortunately the only one around at the time is Mihoshi. When
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2002
Tracking Tak by Paradoxal Reality reviews
Dib reflects on his dealings with Tak, and she does the same.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002
Dib Through The Mirror by cgaussie reviews
Dib is sucked back into Wonderland by his reflection, where he encounters races, Nny the Red King, Lice... but there's more to come for our big headed friend. Chapter Four is HERE! Steve Ressel, Squee 'n Shmee have cameos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,866 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002
Pudding by Paradoxal Reality reviews
Not your average Zim is older/taller fic, that's for sure. Dare you read the conclusion?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,490 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002
Bestest Friend II by Question the Majority reviews
When Zim loses his memory in yet another fight, Dib fools him into thinking they're best of friends. Includes silly video montage and a special guest appearance by Keef his own self!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Nightmare Begins - The MUSICAL! by Nadine reviews
Because the one thing more twisted than Invader Zim is a Broadway version of Invader Zim. It's the greatest musical ever written about obsession, doom, and tacos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002
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Intergalactic Beasties, Planetary People
The Dib and Tak adventures continue! Some sort of meddling, interplanetary force decides to stick the Irken leaders, Resisty, Dib and some Swollen Eyeball members on the same hostile planet near the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. Yeah, right! As if they won't get mad! Let's just see how long it takes until they get their revenge! -That is, if they don't kill each other, first.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 106,559 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Dib, Tak]
Smolarc Radiance reviews
This is a Rainbow BriteInvader Zim xover! Starring the Tallest, we're going to get an interesting view into what the Irk's Color Kids called Smolor Smeeches are like! It's bound to be an EXCELLENT adventure into the Tallests' youth! RR!
Crossover - Rainbow Brite & Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Red, Purple
Smoot Today, Human Tomorrow reviews
A parallel fic to Queen Lola's "Girl Today, Irken Tomorrow". A young Irken smeet finds himself turned into a HUMAN! Oh, no! Whatever shall they do...? Why, just ask the Control Brains! And...wait a minute, what is he doing in Alli's class? ... (PROLOGUE EXPLANATION ADDED)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009
Hurting for a Very Hurtful Pain reviews
Follow-up from "PSYCH-OUT!", set after "Chrysanthemum". Dib thought he'd be just fine after Tak left; he knew it was stupid to think that she'd like him. But after two and a half months, he suddenly keels over! What in the HECK! And why is the family there! DATR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Tak, Dib] Prof. Membrane, Gaz - Complete
Chrysanthemum reviews
A cute DATR one-shot. Dib tells Tak how he feels. Can be read on its own, but also takes place after "PSYCH-OUT!".
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Tak, Dib - Complete
PSYCH-OUT! reviews
Continuation after "Lepidoptera and Arachnidia". Dib and Tak still fail to get Zim; so Dib gives Tak a necklace to enhance her psychic powers. But are psychic powers worth all the trouble? What are the Swollen Eyeball afraid of? What lies beneath a flaking facade? Do powers really come from the necklace? A Sasquatch, Yeti, and Bigfoot plot stuff! MIB, too! DATR, eventually. Fun !
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 213,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Dib, Tak]
To Have You In These Arms Tonight reviews
A sad, sweet Song-fic about Professor Membrane thinking about his lost wife. Recounting his memories of the past and what led up to her disappearance, as well as some clues as to who she actually was. Angsty, really. Don't say I didn't warn you! A rather different take on how much he cares about his family, too. Song: "To Have You In These Arms Tonight", by Bon Jovi.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Lepidoptera and Arachnidia reviews
This is a base story for many of my ideas. Dib finds Tak on Venus and saves her, for some reason. Tak's ship's computer plots something. Mimi can't be counted on to perform more than one task. When all these elements combine, what will they do? Work together to destroy Zim? Or kill each other? NOT DATR, but could be depending on the story. Read Author's Notes for explanation.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Dib, Tak - Complete
ZIM SKITZ reviews
Funny little skits I think up in my spare time! I just LOOOVE doing these! And much Suck Munky was had by all.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006
Rainbow EMail reviews
Aaahhh...the sweet sounds of screaming. Rainbow E-Mail! Where we torture our favorite(or LEAST favorite) characters through E-Mail! RR
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Saiyan King reviews
Here's a song-parody of Weird "Al" Yankovich's "Waffle King"!!! Have Funs, TTFN, TA Ta For Now!!!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Vegeta