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Joined 03-09-08, id: 1520298, Profile Updated: 08-18-12
Author has written 7 stories for Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew.

08/18/2012- Well, I never thought I'd see the day...but the boy is out of town this weekend for a business thing in Chicago (if any of you live there and see a tall guy in a suit who looks very handsome, probably wearing a crazy tie...tell him I miss him! lol) and I find myself at loose ends with nothing to do! No wedding plans, no appointments, no obligations or meetings! Yessssss. It's time to write. To those of you who have patiently waited for me to update-thank you. Seriously, I am so sorry it's not even funny. Now, let's just get on with this already, shall we?

02/07/2012-I am ashamed. I'm now, more than officially, one of THOSE writers. I hang my head and beg for forgiveness. :) Life is crazy and sometimes the things we love most, like writing...take a backseat to all of the responsibilities we pile on our shoulders. I apologize, sincerely, for my lack of updates. That being said, having an unfinished story is not okay...what do you say we get this thing sealed up? Here here! :) (Oh yeah, and my profile is now so beyond outdated that it's hysterical that I'm not going to update it...because it's an antique! :) )

Hey everyone! I am a student entering my fourth year in college and I'm studying Forensic Anthropology. I also work in the accounting department at a car dealership, you know, to pay the bills. It can be both exciting and mundane, but I like it because the people are nice.

Other than all of that I love writing, hiking and camping. I have the most adorable Shih-Tzu (and he will gladly bite your face off, y'know...if that's ever something you'd like to have done). He loves me but pretty much hates everyone else. It's kind of embarrassing :). We're working on it. Just the other day he actually allowed my younger sister to hold him in her lap, yay for baby steps!

Also, general disclaimer: I don't own the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew...but if I did I would invite everyone over for a huge party and we'd get to ask them all sorts of wonderfully random questions. Also if I owned any of them...Callie would have never existed (sorry Callie fans...I do like her...but...) and Frank would be mine forever. :)

I think that's it! Maybe I'll update this later when I re-read it and realize how crazy I sound! Until then, I hope everyone has a great day!

Favorite Quotes:

"Delay is preferable to error."-Thomas Jefferson

"Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man."-Thomas Paine

"Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company."-George Washington

...and on a lighter note...

"Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"-Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights

"I'm gonna put you in the Microwave!"-Reece Bobby from Talladega Nights

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."-Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights

"Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of 4 until my 6th birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna."- Dwight Schrute

Jim set a fence of pencils up between Dwight and his desk "Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ."-Dwight Schrute

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Under The Influence by Red Hardy reviews
Police Chief Ezra Collig and Detective Con Riley respond to a domestic violence call at a familiar address which they assume must be a mistake. However, when they arrive on the scene, they realize nothing could have prepared them for what they find.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,184 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Joe H., Frank H. - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas by Red Hardy reviews
A last minute run to the grocery store on Christmas Eve puts Joe and Vanessa in the wrong place at the wrong time and leaves their families waiting, wondering, worrying and praying for a Christmas miracle.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,234 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Joe H., Vanessa B. - Complete
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Quintessential Bliss reviews
Everything seems fine in the land of Hardy until Joe starts receiving mysterious cards in the mail and Frank gets a call from someone in his past. Part Five in my series but you don't have to have read the previous stories to understand. :p
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,827 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Frank H., Joe H.
Four Times Too Many reviews
Frank and Nancy have just moved into their first house and Joe and Vanessa continue to plan their wedding. I hate writing summaries. :p Part Four in my "series" but you don't have to read the first three to follow along.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,223 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Nancy D., Frank H. - Complete
Frank Hardy: The College Years reviews
Frank Hardy goes out with Joe and Vanessa for a night on the town, what a surprise! It involves drinking and is pretty fluffy, you've been warned. Oneshot.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
The Three Minute Deal reviews
The best deals can be made in three minutes or less. Nancy/Frank pairing.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,335 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Frank H., Nancy D. - Complete
Dress Shopping reviews
Vanessa and Andrea Bender go shopping in New York for a wedding dress. Complete fluff written to help me get rid of my writer's block. Oneshot.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Vanessa B., Joe H. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Frank has made many important decisions in his life and always seems to come out unscathed. When he is faced with one of the toughest decisions of his life he finds himself torn in two different directions. My first posted fanfic, please review!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,738 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Frank H., Nancy D. - Complete
A Single Message reviews
A sort of prologue to my story Second Chances. I wrote it to help me move past some writers block...takes place right after the boys and Nancy return from Egypt. Oneshot.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Frank H., Nancy D. - Complete