EmmettCullen4prez
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Joined 03-09-08, id: 1520464, Profile Updated: 11-28-08
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Make sure to check out the joint account I have with my BFF... It's called BananasMakeMeLaugh we have two one-shots and an on-going story!! (It's under my favs!)

Hi everyone I'm EmmettCullen4prez (sorry I changed my name the other one was boring), I love the Twilight series! I like to write just random stuff so I decided to atleat write it and let other people enjoy it! I have only written one story so far and all my friends are driving me crazy about finishing it! YAY YAY YAY I thought that the Twilight movie was really good but nothing compared to the book. I tend to ramble so if you don't want to read a bunch of random stuff then just skip it.

Favorite Books are...

Twilight series (the best books ever!!)

Blue Bloods sreies

Tithe series

Wicked Lovely

Ink Exchange (not as good as Wicked Lovely)

The Host (Stephenie Meyer did it again!! YAY!!)

The Blue Girl

Peeps (it has a sequel but I didn't like it as much)

I Am the Messenger

Howl's Moving Castle series (the movie is fantastic too, I watched it before I even knew there was a book)

and many others although I dont have time to put them all down right now! I really love modern fantasy (as I'm sure its obvious by my fav books)!

Music!!

Ok so right now my favorite song is Supersonic by Family Force 5they are my favorite bandI have a huge range in the type of music I like, so as long as it's not Country, Rap or Heavy Medal then I will listen to it, but it must have a good beet.

Ok so I love all the Copy and Pastes so here they are!!:

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I f you wish you could have a big brother like Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal. Then post this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you say "I'm Bored" 20 times a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile

(star-y thing-ies!!) random!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Crashed by arrowtwilight reviews
When Edward was leaving Bella tried to tell him something but he wouldn't listen nine years later Edwards sibilings take him to a boarding school were he finds out what Bella was trying to tell him ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/9/2008
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Training the Cullen by IvoryAdulation reviews
Movie star Edward Cullen is sent to Seattle Crime Lab to train for his next role. A one night stand with an alluring woman rocks his world but not as much as finding out she's his mentor, she doesn't remember him, and she's nothing like he thought-EPOV/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Dreams: The Original by trustxbelieve reviews
Bella moved to Manhattan with her brother to escape a broken home in Brooklyn. This year she realizes she's in love with her best friend, Edward. What happens after they profess their love for each other after a night of fun & partying? AH - Good Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,454 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,765 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like A Sunset by kittensandcombatboots reviews
Edward is sent to Phoenix to stay with his grandmother after getting kicked out of school. He falls for the neighbor girl. AH/AU Rated M for language and sexual content. Reformatted for reposting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5670 - Favs: 6,352 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
As Fate Would Have It by Erik's0Phan reviews
AH, fate just keeps bringing them together after Bella first meets the mysterious bronze haired doctor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Change in Monsters by JaspersAngel reviews
The story takes place a few months after Edward leaves in New Moon. When Bella comes back from Renee's house after Edward leaves, she is having trouble coping. Does she find love again? Bella/Sam
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sam, Bella - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 7,881 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8480 - Favs: 13,179 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Conflicting Danger by Bunnylass reviews
Suze Simon witnessed something that sent her life into chaos. Stuck in a safe-house with a dangerous Specialist De Silva and the deadly threat dawning closer each day; its not long before they start to question where the real threat is coming from...Fini!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,357 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Alter Ego by BookMe reviews
Something different from my other stories. By day, Bella is a student in school, neighbour to the Cullens but Bella is a little hard on cash, so, by night she does what she must to attain some money. All Human. Better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
You're the one I love to hate by deadlybeautiful reviews
Paul's imprint story. Paul/OC -started before BD-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
I'll Always Be With You by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Chicago and into a very old house, but there's something different about this place. What if Edward had died in 1918, and what if he never really left his former home? Will romance develop? M for future lemons, usual pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,547 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unsanctioned Savior by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
I was frightened, alone, and far too damaged for my own good.That's when I met him...my savior. The only one I wanted was the one person I wasn't allowed to have. He said it was wrong, but we both felt how right it wasn't supposed to be. ExB AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,896 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Family Singers by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4851 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To love and Protect by Jayeliwood reviews
A Princess falls in love with her personal guard, and he feels the same way. Will they do everything they can to stay together? Set in a time of Kings, queens and knights in shining armor. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,443 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Through The Rain by moski-bob reviews
katie is new to forks, and when she finds a dog in a storm she takes him inside. When she wakes up there's no dog, but there is a really hot guy. a werewolf? could she be in love? and does the thing in the forest with purple eyes pose a threat? SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,881 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sammamish High by Washingtongirl23 reviews
Edward never came back and Bella gets a job as a teacher. Everything seems to be going great until an unexpected person walks into her classroom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Simple Kind of Life by Aces17 reviews
Sequel to Phases of the Moon. Bella and Edward are going to College Edward's hometown of Chicago with great pizza, harsh winters, and...James? See what kind of drama unfolds on the next step of their adventure. AH Canon pairs. T for now. Possible Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Phases of the Moon by Aces17 reviews
All Human. BXE. Bella is in a happy relationship with lifelong friend, Jake. He soon turns abusive, and she's afraid to leave. What happens when a strange bronze-haired boy moves in next door and sweeps her off her feet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,817 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blessings by twilightfan4life92 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella dates and ends up marrying a new student named Matt. He turns out to be abusive and, after being almost killed, Bella goes to the hospital. Her doctor is Carlisle. He desides to bring Bella to The Cullen Home for protection. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Cry Of The Wolf by candelifera reviews
It's been sixteen years since Jacob ran away and the pack hasn't heard from him since. Arianna is new to town and after a frightening trick with students from school she's lost in the forest and captured by the werewolf that's lost his humanity. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Number 473 by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella works for the government and her job is to find out info bout mythical creatures and how they became. What happens when they get a particularly stubborn vampire? Can she make him crack?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Run Over by Hot n' Exotic reviews
AU. Suze Simon is reluctant to go for a family holiday to Spain. What happens when she bumps into a certain Jesse de Silva over there, though? And what about the suspicious stories hanging around him? JS. Reviews very much appreciated!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,826 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in the Big Apple by isabellsah cullen reviews
All main characters, very different storyline. Set 21st century New York. Bella 17yrold milion dollar business woman meets edwards little sister amanda and falls for Edward. Laurent and James are back and want bella for her money. BxE All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,540 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,184 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Why Do You Think I Never Bet Against Alice? by hbthegr8 reviews
One night, while Bella sleeps, Edward does what all humans eventually do at some point in their lives... he googles himself. Imagine the complications when he finds out he is the protagonist in America's most popular book series...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Love for an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is my first fanfiction. basically its what i want to happen in breaking dawn. so give it a try. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,372 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward the Unicorn by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Emmett and Alice got this great plan to watch Charlie the Unicorn. Oh no...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward - Complete
Blood and Vampwolves by Paradox-Thoughts-16 reviews
This is my fourth book. It starts off taking place after the last chapter of Eclipse but before the Epilogue. Enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Censored Cheering by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
What happens when Bella gets an idea... Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Silver by Kawaiigemini reviews
***Continuation for HOST, Stephanie Meyer's newest book*** Wanda and Ian continue their lives together in a world that threatens their relationship.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Sometimes the Weak Are Strong by Paradox-Thoughts-16 reviews
Well those guys did say missle proof...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella - Complete
Too Late by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward was too late in Port Angeles and now both of them have to deal with it. Bella seems fine but is she really?And what will result from that night? This story contains dark themes, you've been warned! EPOV, slightly AU and OOC just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 122,404 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
An Arrow of Love by May4192 reviews
In 1820's, Edward is this coldhearted man who does not believe in love. Bella is a helpless maiden who is running away from Mike Newton, the man that her stepmother wants her to marry. Will Edward and Bella get hit with Cupids arrow? Both humans. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,646 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Bad Teddy Bear by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is getting 'baby sat' but who's the bigger kid? And what happens when Em convinces Bella to play along? Funny stuff. One shot for Cannibal's contest. Don't worry! Edwards in here too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Full Moon by xxxwolfbanexxx reviews
What if Edward never came back? What if he met Bella's daughter at college 20 years later? Don't worry this is a Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Full Moons & Vampires by PhantomWriterShayle reviews
MAJOR AU! A little lemon in New York and a deeper look at what a full moon can do. Bellax? Post Eclipse. Breaking Dawn never happened. Rated for ch. 1, 2, 8, & 20.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,999 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Carousel of Love by Auyreon Tighren reviews
Loving Howl and living with him is a different thing altogether and an insecure Sophie finally gets fed up and moves away to start a new life and perhaps meet a new love. But Howl has other ideas... -Completed-
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Poster by twilightlullaby reviews
Bella & the poster that makes the Cullen's Gasp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
The Unhinging of Charlie Swan by miss-blanche reviews
Jacob Black is a source of constant worry for Charlie Swan. The three incidents that lead to his inevitable unhinging. BellaJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Promised Reunion by Mr. Thumbsup reviews
Oneshot. It's been four years since Chihiro's journey into the Spirit World. When she decides to take a walk down the old dirt road, who will she meet? Chihiro x Haku
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Bella's on FM frequency by passionatevampire reviews
Bella's mind is no longer on AM frequency. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Gag Gift Day by theenvylover reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,876 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Life after Edward reviews
What if Edward didnt try to kill himself when he thought Bella had died? What if Bella never came after him. Now Bella is with the Volturi. What will edward do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008