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Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, and Harry Potter.

Hi! My name is Connie. :D I'm not going to give you my age... ._. I'm not some 10 year old little kid reading gross stuff on the internet. TRUST ME.

Okkayy, so the main fanfiction I read are Harry Potter and Bleach. I've read/watched much more manga/anime than just Bleach, but I find Bleach is the only fanfiction that amuses me. Same goes for Harry Potter.

Here are my favorite couples!!

Draco&Hermione- OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! Ultimate favorite!!







Hichigo&...Ichigo?- Lol, I don't even know if that's possible, but Hichigo's awesome!



Daisuke&that guy with the white or blue hair- I think it's Satoshi? I haven't read DNAngel in a LONG time

Edward&Bella- DIE BELLA!


Sam&Emily- I think those are their names...

Ugh, that's all I can think of right now. D:


Okay, I have a lot but I'll just put down some I cannot stand.

Draco&Hermione- only when Draco "changes" and Hermione and Draco fall in love. Awww. Not. D:

Why I hate it:

1. Impossible

2. No humor, just romance. And usually unreal, too sweet romance. -gags-

3. No smirks or sneers from Draco!! That's the hotness factor! :O

Ron&Hermione- shudders

Anything involving two Weasleys together. That is just weird and gross.

Snape&Hermione- Umm...need I say more?! SNAPE IS AN OILY HAIRED OLD FART. D

McGonagall&Dumbledore- I don't care about implied, I just don't want explicit. D: EWWW, BAD IMAGES.

Ron&Harry&Hermione- That's just...ewww.

Blaise&Hermione- I like this couple alone but usually Blaise steals Hermione from Draco. GRR.

Orihime with anyone- I hate hate hate hate Orihime. UGH

Hitsugaya&Hinamori- It was over once she blamed Gin for like hypnotizing Aizen or something? Is she crazy?

Gin&Aizen- Umm...Gin is for Matsumoto!


HATE CROSSOVERS- I've never actually read them, but they sound stupid. I mean, how can you put Naruto in Harry Potter?!

HATE OOC CHARACTERS- Especially Draco. He's an arrogant, pompous, and obnoxious pureblood who thinks he's better than everyone else! I understand that he should be nice to Hermione once he realizes he loves her. But he's not going to after one freaking kiss. It'll take him a lot more to confess that he likes a mudblood. D:

Yayy, I ranted!!

Anyway, hope you enjoy my stories.

Update on Reminiscent Thoughts:

I think this story might be given up. xP I haven't watched bleach or anime in a while, and I don't feel like this story is going anywhere. D:

Hello, Professor Malfoy Stuff:

Here are the dresses Ginny and Hermione wore in Ch. 1




I know, I know, I should be focusing on Hello, Professor Malfoy. But I'm just writing this down, so I don't forget, and so you guys have something to look forward to. :D

So, Draco catches Hermione snogging (unwillingly, but still) an atrocious, gross, undecided character, who's just icky to think about with Hermione. Hermione of course doesn't want to this to be leaked out, so Draco's blackmailing her. She has to be his "slave" or he'll tell all of Hogwart's. At first, he just treats her like a house elf, but things look promising...to us readers!! :D

BY THE WAY, I don't intend or want this fic to be totally sexual. I think Hello, Professor Malfoy is sexed up enough. xD This is going to be a Romance/Humor fic, and it's going to be cute and fluffy and just adorable!! :D Oh, and set in...hmm...how about 7th year, but it's after the war, and they all have to return for another year. :P I don't really want the war to be going on, because then it won't be cute and fluffy and adorable!! :D I'm so excited. And guess how I came up with this story? My own daydreams. And Hello, Professor Malfoy was from a dream I had... Yum. :D


7 Deadly Sins- 7 short, fluffy oneshots about the 7 deadly sins in Draco and Hermione's relationship. I'm excited for this one too! I'll probably get a chapter of this story out soon. :D

7 Virtues?- I think this one would be a little more fun to write actually. xD I'll probably upload them correspondingly, like Lust goes with Chastity. :D

And lust is first by the way. But I don't really know how to write it... I know, lust should be the easiest, but I really don't want this to be centered on sex. xP

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Sleeping With Friend and Foe by Teddybeargurl reviews
Story 1: Hermione is a nymphomaniac and when Draco and Blaise find out, they use it for all its worth. And one of her best friends joins in. PWP!.SMUT WARNING! Story 2: Hermione has chosen who she wants...for now. And things are about to become much more complicated. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,146 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Loves Cake by Kama Kounsolour reviews
Hermione has a plan for Draco and decides to use his weakness for chocolate cake to make sure her plan is put into action. Rated M for sex. Now a collection of oneshots of Draco and Hermione. If there is a situation you want, give me ideas for stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Elusive Awakenings by Wild Hope reviews
She hates him and he hates her more. Now Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to marry each other. Dumbledore locks them in the Trophy Room as an attempt to get them to get along. Can Draco overcome his upbringing or will he give into the Malfoy legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
From The Ashes by Isiss2868 reviews
His past had taught him there was no point in trying to avoid the inevitable...and now Draco's marriage to Hermione is inevitable. Takes place after DH, spoilers. Crazy Couples. Rated M. DHr, HPGW, and Much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 186,488 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All His Fault by thatgirlsagenius reviews
Hermione Granger is in a very, very bad mood, and it is all Draco Malfoy's fault. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Life is in Shambles by Timid Wild One reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. She's tired of everyone seeing her as the Nerd Queen of the Universe, so she decides to change her image. Doesn't help she has a huge crush on the Slytherin Prince. Chapter 29 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,871 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pricked by a Rose, Beauty also hurts A DrHr ff by Dobby's Love reviews
Draco is forced to go back to Hogwarts for his Seventh year. He still hates everyone who are not as perfect as him, yet something unexpected stirs up. hmm if you're looking for a kinda funny, fully in character dramatic dramione fanfic, this is it, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,237 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Risk Worth Taking by stalling-midnight reviews
Hermione Granger, the good girl. In her last year at Hogwarts, will she step outside the lines? Will she let enemies become friends and friends become more? Will she take the only risk worth taking? please READ & REVIEW !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,973 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Fine Line by WaitLetMeExplain reviews
It's difficult working together with the person you hate. Even more so, when you're living together. Draco's Head Boy, Hermione's Head Girl... together they discover the fine line between hate and lust...and lust and love. Non HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,653 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It Began With A Muggle Contraption by Emerald-Kisses reviews
It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge of the MuggleBorn by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pure Gold by GetItWrite reviews
“Who gave her the right to talk so condescendingly? It’s not as if she’s at the top of her class and wears some sort of badge indicating her superiority over the rest of the student population or anything silly like that.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,590 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Dizzykat reviews
Excuse me? Hermione asked, a look of shock mingled with disgust spreading over her face. You heard me! Ginny smirked, I dare you to seduce Draco Malfoy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Story in the Soil by OrbThesela reviews
In a postwar era, the wizarding world must learn to adapt to the new laws imposed on them. Lord Voldemort is now the ruler, but is everything the way they hoped it would be? Nominated for the 2008 Dramione awards for Best Romance & Best Mid-length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,818 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Masquerade by lyrically reviews
It's only sex, but their emotional bond is stronger than that. [Draco, Hermione -- mild ref. to HHr.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Hello, Professor Malfoy reviews
Hermione needs help in learning the art of...sex. Who better to teach her than Draco? Who knew learning could be fun with Draco Malfoy as their teacher? I definitely knew. :D rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
7 little oneshots describing Draco and Hermione's relationship through the seven deadly sins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reminiscent Thoughts reviews
7 years later, Hitsugaya remembers his days with Kurosaki Karin, now 17, and decides to pay her a visit. NOTE: This took place after Arrancar arc so there may be some spoilers. Rated for M just in case those hormones start firing up. xD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Repaid Debt reviews
Grimmjow has just saved Orihime from Loly and Menoly but what if his request for her was different? *nudgenudge* one-shot lemon! yumm, lemonade
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete