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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Sherlock.

The Name: Sarah.

Gender: Female.

Location: Middle-Earth

Lady Gaga & the Lord of the Rings & Sherlock = ENTIRE LIFE.


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Is It Really Better This Way? by InvaderWeb reviews
As if by a twist of fate, Sakura's team ends up training with other ninja groups. This week's students: Gai's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 260,798 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
A Third Chance by TK Grimm reviews
[SasoSaku] When given a strange book from an old friend, Sakura unlocks the doors to her past lives. Both of them. On her third chance at life, maybe she can use the information to help her achieve what she could not before. Mostly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,243 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/25/2007 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
The Address is 221B Baker Street Part I of II by Ezra Quinn reviews
Dr. John Watson meets a man named Sherlock Holmes who calls himself a consulting detective. After a night of chasing cabbies across London, they form what will become a lifelong bond and learn more about themselves than they bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Dream by Peredhel Hathladring reviews
The world of John's sleep is not always a pleasant one, thanks to his time in Afghanistan and the death of his best friend over six months ago. But sometimes, the worst dreams are the ones where no one dies... where they just sit and listen. Johnlock, by request.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Step Stool by mellarkable reviews
In which John is insecure about his height and Sherlock finds a solution. Spoiler free fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost At Sea by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
John Watson boards Titanic looking for a new life, free from all those terrible things he's seen and done. Sherlock Holmes boards Titanic reluctant, bound to an woman he does not want. Two souls, bathing in the stars forever, lost at sea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,348 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crimson and White by cliffrose-acetone reviews
A Sherlock one-shot, post RBF. After two years, John receives an impossible text.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: Headaches by Anneh2793 reviews
Sherlock has really overdone it this time. He's spent too long on the case and made himself ill as a result. It seems John is the one who can also makes things all better. Just light fluffiness : John x Sherlock M for swearing just in case!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times by AliuIce0814 reviews
...Sherlock woke John, and one time John woke Sherlock. Covers both seasons. Spoilers for the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In a Jam by 0equilibrium0 reviews
In which John is short and injured and Sherlock is tall and mystifying.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Idea that Lived by MesT reviews
3 years post Reichenbach, Sherlock comes back into John's life. Short, lots of angst, heavy bromance or mild slash, however you want to look at it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Moon and the Stars by youcanreachthestars reviews
A Faithless Marriage. An Uninterested Audience. John knew hardly anybody would show up. After all, now that Sherlock was dead, he didn't matter anymore. Which suited him just fine. And to be perfectly honest, nothing mattered to him- except that one man.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Iceman by junejuly15 reviews
Johnlock/Post-Irene. A few confessions and kisses at 221B Baker Street. Dialogue/Humour/Romance
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Plums by Purrugly reviews
It's summer. Merry and Pippin feel like doing a bit of filching from dear old Farmer Maggot. And Merry, Pippin notes, looks simply delightful today. Mild slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
First Kiss an MEU prequel by MiddleEarthUni reviews
by Corli & Kel - Merry and Pippin have different responses to their first kiss. This takes place in the same universe as MEU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Common Knowledge by whitelilly reviews
When Sherlock see's him his mind goes blank... He detests him for it. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Revelations by danglingdingle reviews
A sequel to my previous ficlet 'Substitute'. Sherlock takes the morning for a bit of a spin. John/Sherlock slash. Excessive fluff. Disclaimer: 'Sherlock' is not owned by me, and I make no profit from writing this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Bedside Comfort Class 101 by Jessa7 reviews
John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 251 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Realities of War by Jessa7 reviews
The left-out reaction of John Watson to the death of Soo Lin Yao in The Blind Banker, and how Sherlock comforts him
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14330 - Favs: 7,455 - Follows: 5,641 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
6 Months with the Hyuuga Family by Whipped Coffee reviews
To be loved by someone, by anyone, it makes life shine, like this. -AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,402 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Rules of Counterpoint by htebazytook reviews
Frodo/Sam slash. This pairing was my first OTP, and it's high time I wrote for them. Musically infused Shire fluff. Wherein Frodo is the Paris Conservatoire and Sam is Debussy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
A Comforting Dream by the Last Flowerchild reviews
After a day of drinking, Merry and Pippin are forced to head home half drunk. With new and forbidden feelings rising within him, will Merry be able to control himself from telling Pippin how he truly feels? Yes, spicy SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
WANTED: A PINK HAIRED WIFE by x.Kaze-chan reviews
Sakura gaped as she looked at the sign before doing a double take. Yup, she wasn't dreaming. There on the sign in front of the mansion, was stating that Uchiha Sasuke needed a wife. And it was her lucky day that she became the hired wife. AU //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Searching For Something? by LadyNiniana reviews
Pippin, the usually lazy hobbit, finds himself unable to rest until he can dispel this sudden, nagging urge that leads him to a close friend's burrow. Perhaps taking the initiative has its perks...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Gaara TheBabysitter? by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when Gaara is forced to babysit? 'It'll be a piece of cake' says Temari, pfft, yeah right...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Gaara - Complete
A New Hope by kittystarry reviews
Kyuubi sends Naruto back in time to stop a tragic ending. Naruto is really Hikari, daughter of the yondaime. What other secrets lie under her mask? Will she stop destiny from taking the wrong turn twice? femnaru narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,487 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Christmas Closet by Geale reviews
Imladris Library invites you to partake in the preparations leading up to the Winter Solstice with this remarkably silly story! Here is everything you need to join in the festivities, including Estel and his beautiful elven prince. Slash - as always! AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hatake Kakashi by lingching reviews
Simply Hatake Kakashi. Spoilers for Chapter 425.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Something About Us by Lord-Hermione reviews
Haruno Sakura is a new student at Konoha High. In there, she meets the mysterious Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto and Sakura find out many things about each other, which throws them into a whole exciting, but dangerous adventure. NaruSaku. COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,788 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Second Chances by CrowCake reviews
Naruto wakes up after the end of the battle of Sasuke vs. Konoha. Nothing in the world could have prepared him for what he finds lying beside him. AU. Spoilers up to 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bittersweet by Necoto reviews
She smiled. "Lighten up, Neji," she said and kissed him on the cheek. .NejiTen.30Kisses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Now I'll Be There For You by EmpKaylenatye reviews
Sakura has a moment when she thinks about how she will become Naruto's strength.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
13 Times Maito Gai Was Proud by Cnguyen456 reviews
He wouldn't say it but he was proud when Neji pummeled Lee into the ground for the first time. Even more so when Tenten pummeled Neji with an array of various weapons. Pre-Kaiten. Team Gai Fic NejiTen OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Music and Notes by Cnguyen456 reviews
The first time I went to Hinata's house I was met with 3 surprises, Hinata owned a shiny black limo, Hinata lived in a huge glass mansion, and more importantly, Hinata had a sexy cousin. Through music and notes, I might just fall in love with him. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Artificial Heart by MT Pocketts reviews
GaaraXTenten After a trip to the Sand country, Tenten finds something that she didn't even know she was missing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Hic! by TooDarnLazy reviews
It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Undead and I'm Screwed by DangozandDumplingz reviews
Dumplingz:: Tenten with a messed up life is going to go into more twists and turns as the Mr. Hotty...-erm, Bastard, no-good vampire, want to suck her blood. Watch as she tries to avoid getting tasted by the oh-so-ho-dammit, I just can't get it right!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
When the Wrong One Loves You Right by kat142001 reviews
Haruno Sakura was always known for her clear, logical mind. So when she gets kidnapped by Akatsuki, she figures she can get close to them so that way she can find a way out. Will her heart let her go through with her plan? Ita/sak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,477 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Music To My Ears by MoriMori reviews
“It wasn’t a date.” Neji replied, “But she does talk quite a lot.” He smirked, “Out of all the kunoichi I prefer being with you.” Tenten couldn’t keep the silly grin off her face. ::Ten song-inspired NejiTen drabbles::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
In name only by Agni reviews
Theirs is a marriage in name only. What is an ideal relationship to others is a sham to them but for how long? Will they be able to give up the easy but hollow life they enjoyed to experience the glory of love? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Impossible Love by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[AU][DeiSaku] Sakura, age 14, is unpopular and only has a couple of friends. She never had a boyfriend and believes she’s a love failure. Deidara, age 21, just moved in into the city Konoha. Will things finally change? And why are Sakura’s friends mad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,409 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
THE Party Fic by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prince and the Castle Maid by Animelover5.6 reviews
Once upon a time, a handsome prince [nix the brows] fell madly in love with a common castle servant. What will happen, god only knows. Mainly LeeSaku, some ShikaIno, NejiTen, NaruHina. Much comedy and drama! 12 is FINALLY HERE! I'm sorry it took so long!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,448 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R.
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Trees by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Trees are more powerful than most people think. Also: an unpleasant birthday and a cold lake. Mild, fluffy MerryPippin slash. T for mention of abuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Love Tastes Like Blueberry by Lord Nocato reviews
Sam makes blueberry muffins, and Frodo makes a statement...of love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Hyuuga Hijinx by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
That tape would be just FANTASTIC for black mail... No pairings.My mom thought it was hilarious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Reflection by lingching reviews
Kakashi remembers those days before...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Weather Magic by Ineffabilitea reviews
It's Sam's place, as far as he’s concerned, to do everything in his power to make Frodo happy and give him what he wants. And what Frodo wants, it seems, is snow. Frodo Sam slash. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Dreams of a World by lingching reviews
Jiraiya met Kakashi at a funeral.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2005
Pipesmoke by H.J. Bender reviews
That awkward stage between childhood and adulthood becomes much clearer when your older cousin is allowed to do things which you still cannot. Merry/Pippin slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Catch Me by BluX reviews
MerryPippin. Having fun in the Shire on a hot day. Hide and seek can become a dirty game in the mind of Peregrin Took. Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Embers by Andraste1 reviews
Two hobbits come to terms with the aftermath of the quest. This is SLASH - please don't read if that offends you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Old Wounds by Epona reviews
It's October 6 in the Shire. Frodo's old wounds are acting up. Sam can help. Slash (Frodo/Sam).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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Eat, Sherlock reviews
WARNING: eating disorder, self harm Sherlock doesn't seem to have time for food anymore, but can John figure out what's really wrong with the detective? slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Lamp reviews
John Watson is one of the most ordinary people in London. Tired of doing the same thing every day, he enters an Arabian shop and ends up leaving with a genie lamp that might change his life for the better, or for the worse. Genie!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Try To Love Again reviews
.:NaruSaku:. After Sasuke left Sakura to die on a mission, she realizes that Sasuke was all she thought about. With a little help from Naruto and her friends, she can hopefully get over Sasuke and try to love again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Decision reviews
.:SasoSaku:. Sakura has finally gotten over Sasuke breaking up with her. But Hinata calls and it looks like Sakura's going to a party. Her friend's convince her to get a boyfriend. Who will it be? .:AU:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.