ShinzonAurthurDentEiffel65nut
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Joined 01-10-02, id: 152075
Author has written 34 stories for Mummy, Lord of the Rings, Fast and the Furious, X-Men: The Movie, Fanfiction Poetry, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Misc. Movies.
ATTENTION SLASHERS: DO NOT READ MY STUFF.

I do not like M/m slash and the majority of the ppl who flame me seem to be slashers. Anyway, When I signed onto ff.net it was supposed to be a fun place. Now... Everyone hates me, but I have my fanfics to read. Sense and Sensibility, the Mummy, POTO, Sailor Moon, eiffel 65 (If they'd come up with an area for them!) LotR, and sum other stuff. I'm an FTM coming outta the closet after trying to come out as: Just gay. Which I'm not... I'm trans...Any way, if you have a problem with that I am currently busy patiently waiting for a mind shaft explosion.
ANYWAY! I am a self acclaimed elf... I got in trouble for publishing something called: I'M AN ELF DAMN YOU!!!, but we won't get into that. If you like plain insanity, angst, or weepy male mary sues: Read my stuff.

Fave movies: Lotr: FOTR, LOTR: TTT, Labyrinth, anything Kiefer Sutherland Does (espc The Lost Boys), most vampire movies, all the MOnty Python films. (John Cleese rules!) and Star Trek Nemesis.

Fave Books: LOTR, the Hobbit, Harry Potter (until the movies came out) and fantasy books. Also: Susan Kay's Phantom and the Phantom of the Opera.

Fave TV shows: Charmed, BTVS (Is goooonee!), Happy Days, "24", Fawlty Towers, Coupling, and Are You being Served?

Role models: Orlando Bloom, Legolas, my pen pal Jackson, the Fonz, Keifer sutherland/Jack Bauer/David/insertoneofhischaracternameshere, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Alan Rickman, Michael Crawford,David Bowie, Maurizio Lobina;Gabriel Ponte; and Jeffry jey from Eiffel 65, and any of my other obsessions, and Mr. Frank DellePenna

Fave pairings: LOTR; Arwen/Legolas, BTVS; Spike/Buffy, Phantom of the Opera; Christine/Erik (duh), Harry Potter; Hermione/Snape, The Lost Boys; (single best vampire movie on the face of this earth) Star/David

Dislikes: Legolas slash pairings, slash writers who flame me just becasue they think they are more mature, anti Mary-sue people, anti gay/lesbian/bi/trans people. My dolt-of-a-cousin Peter, Bible thumpers who think there always right and therefore ruin my life, being pushed around, crowds.

Family: Here's a fun one. Well... technically I'm an only child, but I've "adopted" two sisters. You might know me as the one who calls Legolas: Daddy! We've created a whole Elven family. And there's also a few "uncles" we've adopted.
Uncles: Haldir, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Frank DellaPenna (he plays the travelling carrilion. Go check out his site: Castinbronze.com) and numerous other dudes that have slithered their way into our hearts.
Mum: Arwen
Da: Legolas

UPDATE!
Projects I am working on:
A modernized "Hamlet" with me as Kenneth BRanaugh as Hamlet, my best mate Grace as Gertrude, and

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Hurt by Toria reviews
Boromir is envious of Pippin and Merry. He can not get close. To do so would be disaster. What will happen when Pippin and Merry bring to light Boromir's hard life?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,470 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Boromir
When Will the Sun Shine Again? by Leap of fate reviews
When Aragorn is slain Arwen is left alone and with child, a stranger arrives in Rivendell intent on winning her heart, but some things are not as they seem...and what of Legolas? (Chap 20 finally updated!) Legolas and Astalder have a private talk...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Legolas, Arwen U.
A Walk Out Of Reach by Firnsarnien reviews
*Complete* Legolas and Aragorn must use the trees to make their escape after Legolas is wounded. After meeting up with Elladan and Elrohir on the way, the four try to make it back to Rivendell unscathed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,972 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Namarie Legolas by Jessie-Greenleaf reviews
When something tragic happens to Legolas, Arwen finds herself with nothing but tears, memories, and a broken family. ~Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
The Last of the Fellowship by Flame3 reviews
Legolas is The Last of the Fellowship alive. He has grown tiresome of life and considers death. But is soon called again to save Middle Earth from another evil. R for Some Blood, Beatings, & Suicidal Attempts. Its long and angsty. *Revising*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,997 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Legolas
Starlight Starbright by Sita Moonlight reviews
Post-7.9-Never Leave Me. It's Thanksgiving and the SG still haven't found Spike. Buffy tries to hide her depression, yet doesn't succeed for long at this. And, realizing she's not always alone, she has the gang help her find him. (I know I suck at summari
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Always by Roxy2 reviews
Spike and Dawn have a whirlwind romance only to be cut short by death. *CHAPTER 4* now posted!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Dawn S., Spike
Song from a Shadow by waiting4morning reviews
**FINISHED!** It is 1997... Christine is entering her last year of high school without parents, without friends, and without hope... until she meets Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/6/2000 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Keeper of the Rings by Zurizip reviews
Ah yes, *C20* I luv drem sequences, they are so easy...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002
Nothing Left to Lose by Midasgirl reviews
Set directly after Susan Kay's Phantom ... Raoul begins to show his true colours, Christine wonders whether she's made the right decision, and Erik? Well ...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 9/18/2001
Estranged by Black Lothlorien reviews
When Armwen is attacked, Aragorn sees Legolas kneeling over her. His anger takes over and a one-sided fight occurs. Later, he finds that he was wrong. Can he find Legolas and patch up their friendship before it's too late? WARNING: Written on four hours o
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2002
Least Likely Of All by fourandtwenty reviews
Set in the Lily/James Hogwarts Era in the beginning, he's abusive and she can't let go. Who helps her? The Least Likely Of All... in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 179,415 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 5/21/2001 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Heroic Deception by kaly reviews
Iolaus hides an injury so Hercules can stay with Alcmene. Dire consequences arise as a result.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/1999 - Complete
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Elvish Underpants reviews
Happy new year everybody! Part three just published for all those who wanted to see Aragorn depantsed.... hee hee, i like that word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Where I Cannot Follow reviews
Angst fic from Sam to Frodo and from Legolas to Arwen
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Legolas, Samwise G.
The Looking Glass reviews
A continuation of the scene in ROTK where Arwen has a vision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Arwen U., Legolas
I Love You, Thereafore I must Leave reviews
Started as a one shot written at 4 in the morning after watching Dish Dogs. Part Three just up. JUST UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Holding on reviews
A SamFrodo freindship fic. On the slopes of Mt. Doom, two little Hobbits hold they fate of the world in their hands.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Slashers Vs the Mary Sues reviews
Humorous Slash vs. Mary sue venture that I'm sure will get flames.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
What the Heart Says is right reviews
ANOTHER Yul Brynner fic that happens during his version of Anastasia
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
Hands reviews
Really stupid fic I wrote after watching one of the single best old movies ever made. The King and I with Yul Brynner.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
Power Within The Words reviews
My god could my life get any worse... here, with the impending release of ROTK, here's a little pep talk!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/2/2003
A Promise Within You reviews
A little something I wrote while I was depressed. My best friend has completely betrayed me and I needed to get it off my chest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas
Into Battle We Send the Young reviews
Haleth is just a boy, yet he is thrown into a battle over Middle Earth. How does this affect him? No romance. Minimal Marysueisim.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Invisible reviews
A League of Extrordainary Gentlemen fic. SkinnerMina romance
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/2/2003
Tielyanna Nu Vilya reviews
A story involving my OMC and Arwen. No worries ain't porn or anhything. Please read! is very sweet!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Arwen U., Arwen U.
History Rewritten reviews
My second Nemesis fanfiction. Written to go along with my first. Kewords: Shinzon, Nemesis, Deanna romance. Picard/Crusher
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2003 - D. Troi, B. Crusher
Flatline: Revisited reviews
Flatline Fic. Nelson centered. Suicide. Bring you're tissue box!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2003
Child of My Heart reviews
An angsty little fic about Shinzon and his Viceroy. Father/son kinda deal. ST: Nemesis
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus reviews
OC introduced. Draco's older brother and he have a bit of a scuffle...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Morte reviews
I know it's been done. But read it anyway. Death an' destruction...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Fellowship of the Ring Reunion reviews
Hey, I know it's been done. TOUGH! Read it pweese!? Hobbits, elves, and a phsychotic short haired elf kidnapping Eowyn.i
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Lost & Found reviews
THIS FIC IS IN IT'S 30000000 re-whatever! A fic about two elves who embark on a journey to find their father. read it!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Arwen U., Legolas
To be a Father reviews
Legolas Pov. Read it and you figger it out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas
Draco luvs Hermoine Luvs Harry reviews
R for violence and a character death. Hermie\Draco angst fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Portrait of an Elf Family reviews
Uhm. Duh. READ IT!!!! A luvverly likle diddy about an elven family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas
UdomielEvenstar reviews
Typical Legolas/Arwen romancey thing. Plz read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas
Songs of the Elfified reviews
Since: We worship the blonde one, was pulled off because it was a list. I will be reuploading the songs from that story. And only the songs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Legolas, Legolas
Watching, Waiting
A semi angsty fic about the lovely Hermione. Features and OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Hermione G.
Legolas' Legacy reviews
Formally: On the sea A mary sue like you've never seen b4! Not Legolas\OC romance. Well.... sorta. JUST READ! No longer being updated
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Legolas
Masquerade-Eric's POV reviews
PG 13 for atheistic themes, suicide, and general darkness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2002
Rock-a-bye reviews
A little thing I wrote. Not sure if I should keep adding to it.... It's crappy but if you like Dom, you'll like this fic. GASP! I killed Dom!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002
God has Forsaken Me reviews
Dark original poetry. Based VERY loosely on LotR. Through my elvin eyes.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/21/2002
Pada ned i glawar Elvellon reviews
I worked very hard on this fic. There are 8 CHPTRS up so far. Story for Legolas fans.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002
Cub reviews
Maybe R later on. This is the story of an abandoned mutant child. Logan may be coming into the story later on... R&R pweese?!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2002
LOOK OUT BELOW! reviews
Exactly what the title says. A poor widdle elf (ME) falls outta a tree!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/18/2002
Ranting is good for you! reviews
Exactly the title. Short, but sweet
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/10/2002