Angst Splatter
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Joined 03-09-08, id: 1520786, Profile Updated: 03-28-14
Author has written 30 stories for Flight 29 Down, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, Ninja Turtles, and Criminal Minds.

Hi all, Angst Splatter here. Lazy updating of my profile in 2014. Last one was a few years ago. Like 2009. Hard to believe I've been here that long, but then I go look at my fics as Tewi and see how much I've improved and it doesn't seem like that long ago at all.

I have written before - aspiring writer here - in RL and in fanfiction. Concrit is my favorite type of review to get (and to do), because I love to get better, and to help other's get better. Otherwise I can never become publishable.

I'm a procrastinator, but I'll try and do my best with my updating. I do NaNoWriMo every year. Most of my fanfics should be oneshots, as I have trouble doing longer stories and finishing them in a timely manner, except during NaNo. If I start a chapter fic, I'm likely to update it until it's finished, even if that's sporadic.

I will reply to reviews and PMs, even if it takes me a while! :)

TMNT Forum everyone should visit: Stealthy Stories

I am known as Tewi over at Stealthy Stories. I have an old ff account here as Tewi which I basically consider an archive of when I first started writing. Angst Splatter was kind of like me starting a new chapter after I understood a lot more about writing and writing fanfiction in particular. You can visit my tumblr here. I also help co-run the TMNT Fanfiction Competition tumblr.

I am studying to become a geologist dealing in climate change, but I also have a great passion for paleontology and evolution.

Some quotes:

--"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." Ambrose Redmoon

--"The sentence after this one is false. The sentence before this one is true." Someone I would like to meet

--"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." Albert Camus

--“The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage.” Thucydides

--"Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? " M.C. Escher

--"All conversations with a potato should be conducted in private." Wilner's Observations

--"Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll." Unknown

--"Man's heart away from nature becomes hard." Standing Bear

--"The most violent element in society is ignorance." Emma Goldman

--"The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men." Bill Beattie

--"The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows." Sydney J. Harris

--“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” Oscar Wilde

--"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love." Johnny Depp

--"You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel." Unlisted

--"A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her." David Brinkley

--"It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not." Unknown

--"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." W.C. Fields

--"Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right." Henry Ford

--"It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home." Carl T. Rowan

--"Silence never won rights. They are not handed down from above; they are forced by pressures from below." Roger Baldwin

--"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people." Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

--"I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance." Reuben Blades

--"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." Dwight D. Eisenhower

--"Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." Unknown

--"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." Roger Miller

Angst Splatter

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The Honor Games reviews
Years ago, when Ch'rell took over, he created sick entertainment known as The Honor Games where children kill each other in order to obtain honor for themselves. Today is Reaping Day and fate is determined that a certain turtle must be drawn. Not everyone agrees. Perhaps it's time for the turtles to take fate into their own hands. A Hunger Games AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Mankind reviews
He knows that the Foot have finally gotten him, Karai has finally gotten the better of him, and he knows he's doomed. When he does open his eyes, he finds out it's much, much worse. And it's not about to get better.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Leonardo
Woodwork reviews
Leo and Raph just want to have a serious conversation regarding the Shredder, but these interruptions make it hard to do so.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Frabbles and Footlets reviews
Drabbles and possible ficlets about the Foot. Drabble One: Money.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013
Stories As It Never Was reviews
A collection of SAINW drabbles and ficlets. Drabble One: The world collapses.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013
Side Stage reviews
Drabble set inspired mostly by the various women (and other characters without adequate screen time) introduced in the show. Drabble Three: stockings.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013
Unrequited reviews
Don just wants a little piece of April.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
A Layman's Theory reviews
Raph was pregnant! He was going to be a father! Unicorns, sparkles, and rainbows, he was so happy! Wait. No, that doesn't sound like Raph at all.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Raphael - Complete
The Same Two Paths reviews
Leonardo's compulsive need to save Karai leads him into Bishop's lair. Perhaps that would be a little more bearable than Chaplin's nervous chatter, anyway.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Leonardo, Chaplin
Grass
Amortentia, the most powerful love potion in the world: "and it's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us, and I can smell freshly mown grass -" 185 US HBP . Hermoine is not the only one who smells freshly mown grass.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I, Mikey reviews
Sometimes, Mikey is so good it hurts. In and out of a Purple Dragon warehouse without so much as pulling his nun-chucks out? Psh. Consider it done, with a stamp of awesome upon it. James Bond theme song and everything.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Pristine reviews
The cloth swipes the sword over and over again. Back and forth, back and forth. But nothing can block out the past.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Be Okay reviews
"I'm giving you the choice now. Give me the location of the turtles and you will stay unharmed." "Never." A fic revolving around the three strongest women of the Ninja Turtles. For once, it's not the turtles being captured and tortured.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - April O'Neil, Angel - Complete
Introspection
Drabble on Morgan's thoughts on how Buford affected his life. As he said, Carl Buford has everything to do with the man he is today. Does SSA Morgan regret who he is or just the path that led him there?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 1/7/2010 - D. Morgan - Complete
Can of Worms reviews
A collection of independent what-ifs. First up: what if Nathan had been more than just be knocked unconscious for a little while when he fell out of the tree trying to retrieve the coconuts for everyone? What if he had been actually injured?
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
To Know Thyself reviews
Abby said it. Leaving, none of them were the same people who crashed on the island. Drabbles on what each survivor of Flight 29 Down gained while on the island and how some of them matured. Exception: Captain Russell, whose insanity was more interesting.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Trapped reviews
Ellie felt so weak, sitting there, unable to talk, tears streaming down her face, while her baby slept soundly just a room away. Ellie remembers the sounds that velociraptors make and reality blends with the past. Only her family keeps her sane.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
A Ginny and Percy family fluff piece. Percy still can't get over the fact that he left his family for so long. Ginny just wants to be able to mourn Fred without hearing "sorry" every two minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete
Equanimity reviews
Pale, yellow carapace moved up and down in the movement of breathing, though it was weak and shallow. The restraints almost seemed unnecessary. Nothing compared to Bishop's rage.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Baxter Stockman, Agent Bishop - Complete
Bleeding Black reviews
Often, people find that Rodolphus Lestrange is outshone in madness and in loudness by his wife, Bellatrix Lestrange. Bella disagrees. A fic about the beginning of the two and why they might have gotten and stayed together. Madness. Chaos. Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Pain and the Passion reviews
Cedric Diggory was not stalking anybody. Especially not him. Cedric was not a stalker. He knew better than that. Then what was he doing here? "I’m stalking him," the answer popped up, unbidden, in his mind. A fic of unrequited love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Cedric D. - Complete
Beauty is Love
Not often is it that something *is* beautiful, that all those little parts come together to create something that isn’t just beautiful in looks, sounds, or feels, but is beautiful by simply being. A fic about discovering the true meaning of beauty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009
Coping reviews
Years after the tragedy of Jurassic Park, both Lex and Malcolm are still suffering the aftereffects of such an event. They are surviving. But they are missing something. A solid nights sleep. Slightly mature content.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Vibrant With Love reviews
As judged by Cho's grief after Cedric died, it can be assumed the two had a fantastic relationship. Let's take a look at three moment's in time as proof, shall we? Lost homework, time with Amos, and a fight, and through it all, their love survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
A Better Person reviews
Dudley didn't always get what he wanted. A look at five things Dudley didn't get, and how it affected him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Dudley D. - Complete
Dry reviews
The Malfoy's don't just get even. They get more than even. Or, at least, they try to. A look at Lucius, Narcissa, and Draco Malfoy as they attempt to live up to the great Malfoy name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love reviews
To the outside they may seem chaotic - and maybe they were - but inside they were really a well-oiled machine. A loving family. A look inside the Weasley Family through a set of 20 drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Never Whole Again reviews
Fred looked vaguely hurt, though George knew he wasn’t really. “You know I can’t test the candy, George.” “No I don’t,” George stubbornly said, quite stiffly, as if they were getting into territory he wasn’t comfortable with. DH compliant. Short fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Trust and Confidence reviews
The silence lasted as long as James was comfortable with it. Brock was okay without the control. In fact, he preferred it that way when he was with James. A short James/Brock pairing fic. Nothing too heavy.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - James/Kojirō, Brock/Takeshi - Complete
Survivor reviews
They may be the underdog, probably destined to die first - if they're on the island that long,- but they won't be. In fact, they may be the only survivor, and it won't take that long. A murderer is on the loose, and they're out for blood. AU
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008