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Joined 11-26-21, id: 15208191, Profile Updated: 06-22-22
Author has written 2 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.

Hello

My middle name is Melissa and i prefer that to my actual name (sorry mother and father)

This will be where I publish stories that are a window into my brain so I apologise in advance.

My fandoms

- Twilight (team Edward though was a dick in Eclipse but he did just get Bella back)

- How to Train Your Dragon (still say that the dragons shouldn't have left for the Hidden World. We needed to see Toothless helping Zephyr and Nuffink to walk)

- Miraculous (before you go and say its a kids show, it was before the creators aged up the plotline because of the audience)

- and some other book series which I won't list because there is a lot (no, there is a lot)

Let's get one thing straight. My mind is so dirty, it caused the Great Stink of 18-something-something. Literally. Anyways I'm extremely dirty minded

I also use some distinguished vocabulary (- there was some right there) so I apologise for that

I will try and update stories often but I can't make any promises.

I've babbled on enough and I don't think anyone actually reads these but anyways, enjoy reading

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Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,810 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 7,394 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Black Swan by Mr G and Me reviews
Bella is the vampire, and Edward is human. You know how it goes... **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,071 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/2/2020 - Complete
Don't Delete The Kisses by iambeagle reviews
When Bella receives a provoking message from a stranger on Instagram, intrigue ensues. Who is this Masen person? And what the hell does he want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6104 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walls We Build by katergator reviews
Modern AU - College. Astrid's new next door neighbor is noisy and his cat is obnoxious. When she goes to confront him about his inconsiderate habits she discovers he's also extremely good looking. Once they stop all the yelling at each other they start an easy relationship, but she soon learns there's more to him than he's letting on. Hiccstrid with a side of rufflout.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,487 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 6/6/2023 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
No Kisses for the Cat by Hazel652 reviews
Alya has noticed that Ladynoir is closer than ever, and bets that they'll kiss soon. Adrien, well aware that he and his Lady are totally together, bets it will happen within a week, and Alya takes him up on it. The thing is, Marinette overhears this bet and, after all the pranks Adrien has been pulling on her lately, doesn't feel like letting her kitty win this one.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2023 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Poles Apart: 2022 by BodiceRippersContest reviews
A raunchy stage show at a private bachelor party leads the way to more and a kinky stripper meets her match. Entry by sukiethree
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/31/2022 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In N Out by assilem33 reviews
I should stop her. I need to stop her, but she's already pulling my zipper down and it'd be fucking rude to stop her from doing her job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/31/2022 - Published: 11/27/2021 - Bella, Edward
Be Creative by Starskulls reviews
Lila succeeded in taking everything Marinette held dear to her. She finally saw the class's true colours and realises how they've been taking advantage of her with commissions and events. Adrien is no better, telling her to 'take the high road' and 'lies don't hurt anyone'. Enough is enough. With a little help, she finally decides to get even, by being just a little creative.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,819 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/1/2022 - Published: 7/10/2021 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] Adrien A./Cat Noir, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Twilight AF by Mr G and Me reviews
If Edward had fangs and Bella had a spine. 99% crack.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,481 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/18/2021 - Published: 11/28/2021 - Bella, Edward
Annual Swan Family Reunion by assilem33 reviews
Distantly, I hear "what was that" and "was that a coyote" and then "get yer gun, Melvin" and the only wish I have before getting put down like a rabid animal is an orgasm by the cock of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/15/2021 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Bella, Edward]
You Are 17, Act Like It by helenareject reviews
New Moon alternate ending, including sex scenes/lemons. "You asked what you can do to convince me. Edward, you're 17, act like it. Just let yourself be that teenager that you never got to really be around me." "Bella, you make me feel like I'm 17 again." "Prove it." she stated flatly. I had an idea where this was headed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,685 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 9/15/2020 - [Bella, Edward]
A Masked Deal by MysticRaven87 reviews
Two heroes ... Ladybug and Chat Noir One deal ... "If we're not married, we'll marry each other." One reveal ... on the wedding day LadyNoir July Prompt Fic
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/31/2021 - Published: 6/30/2021 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
My Best Friend's Brother by Eep118 reviews
When the Cullens moved in next door, I knew Alice and I were long lost sisters, but Edward was no where near a brother to me. Between hair pulls, teasing nick names, and Saturday night sleepovers, we spend our early teens growing into best friends and secrets. What will Alice think when she finds out Edward and I have been sneaking more than glances since we were 13? LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,421 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/14/2021 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Such GOOD Friends by tribalbutterfly reviews
Adrien finds out Ladybug’s true identity. I always thought that Adrien couldn’t be as innocent & oblivious as the show makes him out to be. He’s a genius ffs. So what if Adrien actually IS aware of a lot of the subtle & not so subtle nuances around him. And what if the Sunshine boy actually has a wicked streak? I mean, being around Plagg for years has GOT to rub off on him right?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,018 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/21/2021 - Published: 6/10/2021 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 663,984 - Reviews: 18252 - Favs: 8,579 - Follows: 8,951 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Taste of Ink by Hotteaforme reviews
This summer was going to change everything. We just weren't prepared for how much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,394 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 3/21/2021 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Investigation by 11JJ11 reviews
Adrien and Marinette have started dating, and as happy as she is for them, Alya is suspicious of the sudden changes in her friends. How come Marinette has stopped stuttering, and since when was Adrien such a flirt? She's going to get to the bottom of this. [Alya's POV on post-reveal Adrienette.]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 10/17/2019 - [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
In which Edward gains a deeper appreciation of Christmas by Leafey reviews
"Mate," he rasped. Her eyelids, which had momentarily fluttered closed at his closeness, opened now. For the first time it registered to him that her irises were burnished gold- the color of marigolds. She shared their diet. "Mate," she echoed. There was a roaring in his ears, which he belatedly realized was his own answering growl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tracking Device by JuliaFC reviews
When Chat Noir discovers a new feature of the communicator, he unexpectedly finds out the identity of his Lady. He knows he shouldn't eavesdrop... or break in a girl's room while she's sleeping... but what do they say? Curiosity killed the cat? And this black cat is indeed very, VERY curious! Full Love Square ships fic.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/17/2020 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Plagg - Complete
Caught in the Act by creaatingmadness reviews
It's been six weeks since I moved into Edward Cullen's apartment and the jury was still out on whether it was the worst mistake I've ever made. How the f*** am I going to resist him for the next year? OneShot. MA. Sour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Supervillain Rap by quicksilversquared reviews
Adrien has imagined discovering Hawkmoth's identity dozens of times- hundreds, even. He thought that he had imagined every possible iteration of how it could happen. But identity reveal via rap? That's a new one.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/15/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gorilla/Gorizilla - Complete
Four Weeks by OfPearlsAndShoelaces reviews
He thinks of all those nights on the train, where the simple comfort of one another's arms had turned into so much more. His mind races with every leading kiss, every languid thrust, every moan of delicious bliss swallowed by wanton tongues. He regrets it. All of it. Because it led them here. Catching Fire/Mockingjay AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/8/2020 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.] Haymitch A., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Zuma by planetblue reviews
He may be dating my stepsister, but it doesn't stop me from wishing he were mine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,143 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 2/11/2020 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife by Nicoley117-TheBlueMartini reviews
As Reid and Lou and the rest of the group make their way to Coco's coven, Lou needs some reassurance from Reid that she's his wife. (basically a short fluffy scene between the two of them)
Serpent & Dove series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2020 - [Reid D., Lou le B.] - Complete
Bella and the Black Heart by assilem33 reviews
**Complete** Is he asking me what I think he's asking me because if he's asking me what I think he's asking me then I'm down like Charlie Brown on Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm much more me when I'm with you by RememberTheDragons reviews
As a result of Lila's lies, Marinette and Adrien spend more and more time together. Add in a certain Queen Bee, and new friendships begin to form while old ones crumble.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,635 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/9/2019 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Pants on Fire by quicksilversquared reviews
Ladybug AU/ After Lila decides that Adrien's implied threat has no teeth and decides not to walk back on her claims about Marinette, Marinette stays expelled. But she has absolutely no intention to let things stay that way. Soon enough, Lila will wish that she had taken Adrien's easy way out.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 391 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki - Complete
Cheaters (Two-Shot) by 11JJ11 reviews
Alya discovers Adrien kissing Ladybug, and she's not happy that he's cheating on her best friend. Adrien knows that he can't reveal His Lady's identity, so he just might have to take the fall– but he's not going down alone. [Adrienette/Ladrien, DJWifi, Post-reveal.]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 8/24/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
LetMarinetteDrinkCoffee2K19 by Miss-Ecchi reviews
Thirty-six hours of no sleep and sixteen akuma battles later, both Marinette and Adrien are dead on their feet- the former much more loopy whilst the latter a lot more talkative and perhaps grouchy. Next, put them in the same room as Lila who's now claiming that Marinette was akumatised- wait... WHAT? Angry Adrien plus Melodramatic Marinette plus Lying Lila equals Chaos.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 422 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Nino L./Bubbler, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge] - Complete
Thank Freyja by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
Now back in her own time, Astrid Hofferson uses the experiences she had during her trip through time to guide her. While her love for Hiccup continues to grow, no longer suppressed as it had been, Astrid fears that this time, things will be different. Does Hiccup feel the same for her this time? And will she catch up to the future she experienced? RTTE. Sequel to Thor Help Her.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,935 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Vertigo by Mr G and Me reviews
Being born into wealth is a privilege. It's also a curse. AH. Set in Australia. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 186,954 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fiercest Ones Wear Pink by quicksilversquared reviews
Years before Hawkmoth's appearance in Paris, Mr. Dupain and Mrs. Cheng took their daughter to the Paris Renaissance Festival. They weren't surprised when she wanted to get a fluffy princess dress, but they weren't expecting her interest in the fighting games...or her prowess.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 211 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
I'm Done by Fictionary The Fairy reviews
This isn't how Lila envisioned it would turn out. No. Marinette was supposed to slowly lose her friends, not willingly give them up! Now everyone is beginning to piece together the truth behind Marinette's secret war with the Italian girl, but it seems too little too late for them to make amends with their class president. And Adrien's patience can only last so long.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,592 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Musical Connection by quicksilversquared reviews
In a world where soulmate bonds can range from a simple matching mark to timers to shared dreams, of course Adrien would get saddled with an inconvenient bond that keeps him from going out and living life- because whenever his soulmate sings, Adrien has to as well. But the singing, as inconvenient as it is, presents another opportunity. Can Adrien use it to track down his soulmate?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,896 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nino L./Bubbler, Max K./Gamer - Complete
A New Moon by Kayleigh Cullen1918 reviews
What if Bella hadn't lay there in the forest that night and had to be rescued? What if she walked out with her head held high? What if instead of turning to Jacob, she turned to her friends? What if Bella truly became a normal, human girl and Edward returned to her life? How would that go? Well, this is what I'd like to think would happen. Rated M for safety as always.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,231 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 6,114 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
The Cat That Got The Cream by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A smutty drabble in which Adrien puns inappropriately and Marinette is not amused!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/22/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The North Tower by P-Artsypants reviews
When Finn Hofferson died, Astrid inherited his castle in Wales...and the curse...and the ghosts. But something else lurks deep in the North Tower. Will she survive long enough to find out?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,021 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Gobber, Eret - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26515 - Favs: 7,858 - Follows: 7,003 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sneak by katergator reviews
It's been a year since the death of the dragon queen. Hiccup and Astrid are something, but he isn't quite sure what. When he and Astrid accidentally eavesdrop on a conversation between the other riders, it turns into speculation about the couple. Hearing enough, Hiccup takes off before Astrid can stop him. Later that night, she sneaks into his bedroom to set the record straight.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/30/2018
A Barista Taxonomist's Guide to Overpriced Coffee Nomenclature by Impracticable.Dreamer reviews
'For the self-proclaimed Valkyrie who keeps on staring,' the note reads, 'here is a Hazelnut Peppermint Mocha—or alternatively, as I'd like to call it—That Holiday Crap You Can Actually Make At Home But You're Still Buying It At Ten Times The Cost In This Café Mocha. Enjoy! :)' [Coffee shop!AU. Hiccstrid. Oneshot. Early Christmas Holiday fic. Dedicated to Introvert-Dragon.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Ruffnut, Heather - Complete
Vibrate by tribalbutterfly reviews
Chat Noir loses a bet with Ladybug but it's Adrien who has to suffer the consequences.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10942 - Favs: 7,540 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 10009 - Favs: 10,860 - Follows: 12,442 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Smoulder by MidnightStarlightWrites reviews
Marinette traced her fingers down the smooth lines of the magazine, a blush creeping to her face. It wasn't just his toned, muscular body that set her aflame, although that was certainly a bonus. It was his eyes. The way his body appeared, languid like a summers day. His body said relax but his eyes said devour. She'd seen those eyes before...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,700 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Paw-lov's Theory by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 613 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Plagg - Complete
The Naked Truth by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir end up in the same alleyway as they de-transform which would be totally fine...if it wasn't for the fact that both Marinette and Adrien had been in the shower mere moments before the Akuma attack.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 401 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Double Entendre by speaks reviews
When Nino and Alya discover the secret phones Marinette and Adrien use to keep in contact with each other as Lady and Chat outside of costume, they assume their friends have discovered their secrets. But there is a chance that Nino and Alya have connected all the wrong dots, here. A chance which leads to the most awkward and terrifying date in the history of humanity.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
A Beautiful Mistake by Maerynn reviews
Pissed off at Alya one very early morning, Marinette misdial her best friend's number and ends up telling off an unsuspecting and anonymous Adrien. The pair grows closer through texting as they also reunite years after graduating through work. Marinette has to face her painful past in order to move forward with her heart, but luckily Adrien might be the one able to help her heal.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,414 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Why Superheroes Need Their Sleep by MiaGhost reviews
Sleepiness is becoming a regular thing in the civilian lives of Paris's heroes. They've been a team for over a year, and are close. Marinette's opinion of Cat is changing and her heart is swaying, but how will she feel when he finds out her secret? And all because she didn't get enough sleep... (AccidentalReveal!) LadyNoir/Adrinette/Marichat
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,070 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Pudding Cup by OhGeeFantasy reviews
How much mischief can innocent, high school senior, Bella Swan get into in just one evening? A lot, if she's on the arm of bad-boy Edward Cullen. Entry in The Bad Boys of Twilight Contest. Awards: First Place Public Vote & Two Judges Choice Awards. (Mizzez Pattinson & Jonesn) E/B A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,277 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,835 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 7,450 - Follows: 4,648 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thor Help Her by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
By the will of the gods, 16 year old Astrid gets trapped in her 19 year old body. Shocked by the changes around her, especially in Hiccup, Astrid must learn to accept the feelings she denies, or suffer "consequences". This taller, bolder Hiccup captivates her like she never thought he could, making it impossible to resist his advances... but does she even want to resist him? RTTE
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,755 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Everything You Want by katergator reviews
Set during Race to the Edge. Astrid pulls a girl move and wonders why Hiccup doesn't seem to have such an obvious crush on her anymore, as in "you used to pay attention to me and now you don't and I don't like it." Too bad she can't keep her mouth shut about it, but it takes some coaxing to make Hiccup open his.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Five times Adrien resisted and that one time he couldn't by HiddenEye reviews
The locker room was filled with silence as Adrien slumped on the locker behind him, letting out incoherent sounds of wheezes as he ran his hands through his hair, gripping them through his fingers. Plagg seemed unperturbed by his charge's loosening hold of sanity as he floated in front if him, and yawned. "Are we going to help her or do you want me to let you die in peace?"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 371 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Over The Counter by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated M for language but may contain lemons in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 212,602 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karma Killer by loopylou992 reviews
Bella & Edward are undoubtedly the best kept secret in Forks High School, dating in secret but their relationship is doomed to be exposed and the consequences of this will rip both their worlds apart. Who, if anyone will come out of this mess unscathed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 144,646 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3165 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold North Wind by sunflowerb reviews
Valka had been prepared never to see her baby again. She had not been prepared to see him all grown up. (post HTTYD2. Spoilerific. Oneshot, Hiccup/Astrid with loads of character introspection)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/8/2014
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7389 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Addams Family by Mr G and Me reviews
For Bella and Edward's engagement, Charlie invites the Cullens for dinner. They've been fooling people for years about their eating habits, so it should be a cinch ... right? Canon M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, Emmett - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under These Lights by jaxington reviews
Small town Texas. High school football. Two best friends, one girl. A tragedy that changes everything. All Human. Lemons. The usual suspects. YeeHaw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,740 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4186 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 3,450 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4438 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Hundred Percent by I Punch Werewolves 4 Fun reviews
After a huge misunderstanding and weeks spent in an alcohol haze, Edward thinks his life with Bella is back on track. Until he gets a call from The Jessica Stanley Show. AU AH Mostly Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time Changes by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the geek of Forks High. Favourite plaything of the 'populars' especially Bella Swan. When his family moves away and on their return to Forks Edward is not the same geeky boy who left. And the 'populars' have met their match with the new Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,959 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7706 - Favs: 12,366 - Follows: 6,336 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Savior by Lissa Bryan reviews
"I'm not Bella Swan any more. That girl died alone, in the woods, shortly after my eighteenth birthday. I am Death, and Death wears Christian Louboutins." Entry for "Bella's Insane" contest. OOC/AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 152 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11869 - Favs: 10,603 - Follows: 6,925 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7211 - Favs: 6,007 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6711 - Favs: 6,308 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by far-to-jaded reviews
UPDATED 1/9! Edward and Bella find new ways to connect and learn the power of talking out their fantasies. AU-AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,588 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7854 - Favs: 10,121 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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heartstruck by you
The latest akuma finally allowed Ladybug to acknowledge her love for two boys in her life. Lucky her that they're the same one. Everything comes out in the open. season 4 au.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2022 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Don't Forget to Knock! reviews
Hiccup and Astrid always get caught up in the moment. Of course someone walks in on them. It could be worse. Could it? post s2 4 of rtte. first fanfic so tell me if its trash bc it probs it
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2022