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Joined 03-10-08, id: 1521022, Profile Updated: 12-11-14
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Sherlock.

You can call me Pix

I'm a born and raised Coastal Southern girl. I've been around the world but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. We breathe water and dodge hurricanes but damn it's fun.

I like to travel. I've been all over the place. England owns my heart, Italy owns my stomach, Germany owns my lead foot, zoom zoom, zoom. I HATE heights, I spent most of the time in the floor of the car going over the Alps scared to death. In NY it took thirty minutes to get me off the center wall of the Empire State Building to look over the edge, and we aren't going to discuss the ride up the elevator, it was too embarrassing. Funny thing about me and travel - I HATE to fly. I have to drug myself for short trips or I'm the nut clawing at the door screaming "Let me outttttttt!" For oversea fights - its what ever knock out pill I can get my hands on. Mom packed my sleeping pills on our last 'girls' trip in the stored luggage and I spent 9 hours in panic mode over the Atlantic... I looked like a psycho getting off that plane in Atlanta, all twitchy and googly eyed.

Hobbies: Four wheeling, gardening, reading, and writing children's stories.

DISLIKES: Cyber Bullies and Trolls - If you can't say something nice keep your mouth shut. Unless you yourself put pen to paper and stress over chapters late into the night you don't understand what goes into writing this stuff. But as a fellow author replied to one of her cyber bullies "pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow" I prefer the old saying - go play in traffic. Personally I saw a fellow do that once and it was horrific - they were picking up pieces of him for a while. The grease spots on the highway lasted FOREVER yuck!!! So in my opinion - the only good bully is a bully in pieces "Go play in the road!" Sorry so harsh - It's a southern thing. God bless ya LOL (It's true, we really do use that term down here like a slap to the face)

Another dislike a good story with horrible spelling! Get a Beta folks. I just read the most original fic that had the worst spelling and word misuse that I have ever had the misfortune of reading. It had so much potential but I had the worst time reading it. It ruined it for me. So again, get a BETA!!! BTW - I probably needed a beta for my profile. Sorry.

Politics and Politically Correctness. I call a spade a spade, if you don't like it don't hang with me. I put my foot in my mouth hourly but my friends are used to it. I don't talk politics in my fics and I dislike it when others do it. Both sides irk me. Honestly, I think they all need four years in office and then we hang them. I'm a Libertarian - the other two teams are just power hungry idiots lining their pockets.

Likes: Oh boy...

Books: Laurell K Hamilton (Anita & Merry) Sherrilyn Kenyon (Ash melts butter) Thomas Harris (book two is the best, love the way it ends) Agent Pendergast books by Douglas Preston/Lincoln Child (but where the hell are they going with the series now??) Dean Koontz (Christopher Snow & Odd Thomas) Linda Howard (Read - Kiss me while I sleep) Christopher Moore he is irreverent as hell and I love to quote him. Dune & Battlefield Earth are some of the best SF ever made. Fever series by Karen Marie Moaning

Movies: action, scifi, foreign films, every so often a chick flick...

TV: Dr Who, The Blacklist, The Following, The Strain, Tyrant, and Hannibal - Yummy good fun. I find reality TV a bit of a farce. If it has a laugh track forget it - well when I'm desperate and bored I have been known to cheat on that rule with Big Bang.

Fanfiction Twilight, 50 Shades, Fever series, Hannibal, Labyrinth, and Sherlock (It's my new addiction!!!)

Music: Every thing but rap - If you speak violence against women you instantly go on my crap list and in the garbage. Sundays are for jazz, quiet times call for classical. When driving I have to be careful what I listen to because I have a bit of a lead foot.

Quotes:

In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in
time of peace, for Lord’s sake, send them to somebody else!

WWII American General Edward H. Plummer

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress."
— Karen Marie Moning

"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie,
If I only had a schlong.”
Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal note sing this to the tune of “If I only had a Brain” from Wizard of Oz, it will stick in your brain. I see this and end up humming it for days on end.

“This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional gramar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.”
Christopher Moore, Fool

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fifty shades of Cluster-FK by Evynraeward reviews
Grey has two interviews. One for the PSU paper, and the other for his new submissive. Simple. Only it's not. Andrea goes home with the flu (it's going around) and Olivia makes the appointments and well...the title says it all./ Due to overwhelmingly amazing, unbelievably awesome feedback this is now a full length story, wth a special appearance by a character from FSOT-moon.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 288,998 - Reviews: 5037 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Only Your Housekeeper Knows For Sure by lovesfiftyshades reviews
Who knows Christian Grey better than anyone? Gail Jones of course! Hear her story...from the very first day with young Christian when he was just getting started as she watches him grow to be the man we all know and love...she has secrets we would all like to know...but will she share them? Read and find out!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 400,036 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/24/2013
Finally by Virala reviews
For 200 hundred years, the country has been under the rule of a vampire King. Over the course of time, humans have become enslaved and are sold in auction houses to the highest bid. While Eric struggles to set things right, help comes from an unlikely place; His pet, Sookie. Rate M for later chapters. C.H owns the characters. I own the mistakes
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,690 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Eric, Sookie
The Thirteenth Rider by HachimansKitsune reviews
Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,877 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
Sins of My Past by content1 reviews
Bella was left by Edward to clean up the ruins of her life after his betrayal. What happens when Edward finds out that not all was as it seems. What are the consequences of his sins and what will he do to get her back? AH TwiFanFicRecs: Top Ten October 2012; Best Rec'd on Fan Fic Fridays 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 465,907 - Reviews: 10996 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,124 - Reviews: 5974 - Favs: 5,242 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty Shades: Whole Again by SusieCC reviews
Christian and Ana worked hard to make their family and their marriage truly whole again. They think the threat has been neutralized but the reality is that the trouble has only just begun. Will Christian listen to what Allyson has to say or will it already be too late. Lot's of family fluff and lemons along the way. *Sequel to Broken Hearted read first* **NO CHEATING IN THIS ONE!**
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 217,717 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson, OC
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captive Hearts by Nana-41175 reviews
A Medieval AU Johnlock romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 41 up! Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 207,481 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
THE TRUST by marylouleach reviews
"I need an Omega and you need an Alpha. My brother holds my trust. And you can't seem to be promoted without the necessity of an Alpha. I will offer my name if you would play the part of dutiful soon to be mate. If you agree I'll be sure to pad your personal account with ten thousand pounds at the end of the year. My terms are simple" Or so Sherlock thought. omegaverse AU slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 139,089 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Heiress of Lord Henry More by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 9,402 - Follows: 7,043 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Claiming of Fifty Shades by lilithblood reviews
Anastasia Steele, 21, a virginal masochist. Enter Christian Grey, 29, an arrogant billionaire whose sadistic tendencies are inspired by Anastasia. She's the Muse of his beast and he's the beast she had always craved could subdue her. Whips fly when a hardcore sadist meets a defiant masochist. This will be a battle of wills, passion and subjugation; who will win this game?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,629 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Fifty Shades of All the Tea in China by showdog reviews
Ana said she wouldn't work for Christian's company 'for all the tea in China'. But what if Ana didn't get the publishing job and landed an internship at GEH instead? Could she work for him and be his 'more' at the same time? Set after the break up and reconciliation at the start of FSD.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,839 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Lights, Camera, Ana by candiefloss reviews
When Hollywood 'it' girl Anastasia Steele starts filming in Seattle the whole city takes notice.Will Seattle's billionaire bachelor? Will sparks fly or tempers flare? How will Christian cope with more paparazzi than he's ever seen and love scenes on big screens. Will it be too much for the notoriously private billionaire, or will Seattle be the home of Americas newest power couple.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 206,522 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Charlie's Daughter by completerandomness12 reviews
Charlie Swan is an international conman on the run from the FBI for the past 15 years. Edward Masen is an FBI agent with a score to settle against Charlie. When the FBI receives a tip, Edward uses unorthodox methods to track Charlie. He gets close to hotshot lawyer Bella Swan, Charlie's daughter and the last person to see Charlie face-to-face in the US in hopes of find his target.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,884 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Fill Me with Your Poison by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Rated M. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Longing by JoyfulyetHesitantPen reviews
Jasper Whitlock refuses to acknowledge that he needs anyone or anything, let alone longs for them. When a mysterious girl enters the Cullens' lives, will all that change? Or will she just drive him crazy? Twilight AU, OOC. Rated M for language, adult themes, violence, and eventual lemons. Jasper/Bella, P/C, C/Es, Em/R, Ed/A. Includes outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 578,471 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21641 - Favs: 5,690 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Captive Soul by SLovingLecter reviews
After saving Edward from the Volturi, Bella begins dreaming about her meeting with Aro. Having decided she can't forgive and forget, she begins her own Journey back to Volterra and back to the man who haunts her sleep.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,808 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Aro, Bella
Desperately Out-manned with No Allies by vupgirl reviews
With Arizia in ruins, King Charles gives his daughter's hand to the prince of his country's biggest foe, Englasia, to unite the two countries under Englasia's flag and save his people. Crown Prince Edward of Englasia accepts, expecting an ignorant woman from a hated and fallen nation whose life he can make miserable while continuing his rakish ways. He wasn't prepared for Isabella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,796 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
All Lives End by mycsherly reviews
Mycroft's last moments. What does he think of? Warning - OOC sherlock and mycroft. sad ending
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Living a Double LIfe by Missreadingfool reviews
Ana is working within the GEH family and moves up thru the ladder quickly due to her intelligence and hard work. After working a year, she is approached by The Christian Grey with a proposition that will change their lives. She is offended and Christian does what he has to do to get what he wants: blackmail. OOC and AU.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,430 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Mending Dr Steele by Bronze Goddess reviews
After the Edward David situation, Ana struggles to find peace, happiness, and closure in her life. Will the love of her friends, family, and a good man be enough to conquer to old demons that have resurfaced and the new demons that haunt her? This is Book II—sequel to Paging Dr. Steele. AU and (so I've been told) a little OOC as well.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 207,423 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elliot G., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson
Shadow by MapleleafCameo reviews
Invaders from an alternate universe, another dimension, beings called Shadows have humanity fighting for their own survival. John, captured by the Shadows, has more to fight for more than he originally thought. Rated M. Eventual Johnlock. Now complete! Chapter 11 For All That I Hold In My Heart *Review contain spoilers*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Murderous Imprint by Mojoflower reviews
Sherlock should be focusing on the series of brutal vivisections Lestrade has brought to him. Instead he's distracted by a most amazing and unexpected experimental opportunity from the basement apartment of 221C. Will he figure out the one in time to stop the other? And does he need help in order to do it? An AU. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,225 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifty Shades Of A Different Colour by DcOliver FanFiction reviews
When Christian & Anastasia meet, the connection is instant and strong, they are drawn together with a passion that neither of them understand, but will Ana's fear and Christian's past get in the way of them both finding true love? May be a little family intervention is needed, To bring the two destined hearts together... MA-RATED. Thanks to each and everyone of you for reading.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 298,273 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Wrecked with Bella by jkazzie reviews
Following an attack by modern day pirates, the Cullen's and Bella find themselves ship wrecked on a desert island in the pacific ocean. Join them as they salvage their boat, explore the island and build a new life. Alone. Rated M. Canon pairings. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 316,981 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Edward, Bella
Fifty Shades of Taylor by sunandsurf reviews
What does Jason Taylor think when he meets 23 year old Christian Grey? The story moves on to when Taylor meets Ana... and his red hot relationship with Gail.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,444 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Dead Man's Hand by eys1214 reviews
Eric Northman is a casino mogul - envied by all and feared by many. What happens when a certain blonde redneck tries to hustle his poker tables? AU/AH
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 302,407 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Scarecrow by MapleleafCameo reviews
What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wedlocked by chynnadoll36 reviews
An arranged marriage is what separates them, but something stronger will bond them together. A story of an arranged marriage, seduction and a forbidden love affair. AH, M rated for adult themes and language, some canon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 236,397 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Keeper by 4MeJasper reviews
Bella has been raised a captive in the underground vampire world of designer blood. Her blood is featured in the most popular brand, LaGuerra. When she escapes, her biggest fan, Jasper Whitlock, puts out an acquisition contract for his favorite drink and starts on his own personal hunt, as she attempts to stay free of the vampire world and, in particular, Major Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 147,106 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by MSquared Fanfiction reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Written for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doc McCarty and the Big, Purple Cat Toy by Discordia81 reviews
Can a tabby cat with an appetite for silicone toys bring together a lonely computer programmer and a hot veterinarian looking for love? Slash Emmett/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Slick as Ides by Chanse Lowell reviews
AH/AU BxE What happens when a thief crosses a germophobe, geeky, brilliant inventor, by stealing her car? Well, more than her car and her prototype worth more than millions are taken from her... Tons of hand sanitzer is required, along with a dirty mouth and handcuffs. Dubcon and BDSM themes warning; crude/offensive language. But lots of smiles and self-fanning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines by SparklyLadies reviews
Our entry for the 2013 Dirty Talkin Edward Twific Contest. Top 5 in the Public Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
In The Deepest Space by loss4words reviews
I'll be honest. I pulled this thinking I'd like to publish. It is better as fanfiction so I'm reposting it. I've left all of the old notes on the story, so you can disregard as they are nearly two years old.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,201 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
Hit and Run by lifelesslyndsey reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Her Hidden Life by CullenWannaBe00 reviews
All Human/Isabella is queenbee in the mafia world, with the Cullen family eating her families leftovers. When she goes to school as someone different she falls in love with her enemy...Edward Cullen. How will his family and hers take their love? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,153 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fifty Shades of Braaaiiins - The Death of Elena by marpuri reviews
Quickie one-shot as my submission to the fsog fanfic facebook group's "Creative Ways to Kill Off Elena" challenge. Oh yes, there are zombies.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson - Complete
Revenge is Best Served in the Buff by makemelaughcontest reviews
I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Sexual chaos ensues. I'm sure that Forks will never forget Edwards' and my contribution to the fun and festivities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
In the End by Lono reviews
Loneliness never felt quite so heavy as when it came time for the world to end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,248 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DI Genevieve Lestrade meets the Holmes brothers by RavennaPoe reviews
DI G.Lestrade, in this fic, is a woman! What happens when she meets genius Sherlock Holmes and later his brother, the British Government? What changes in their lives will occur as time goes by?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13452 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Superheroes and Second Chances by kr2009 reviews
Written with anhanninen. Edward moved across the country, leaving behind his high school sweetheart and all the memories they'd made. As times get tough on the east coast, he decides to move back home to Forks with his three year old son for a fresh start. He never realized exactly what he left behind and how it could be his perfect future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 534 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4353 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting with Danger by Taste Of The Forbidden II reviews
Mafia Prince Edward Cullen is a prisoner in the home of his rival Charlie Swan. When Charlie's daughter Isabella brings him dinner, they begin a dangerous game of flirting. Edward wants to have fun & throw a last fling in Charlie's face before he's killed, while she sees an opportunity to finally experience life. Each has an agenda—will they get more than than they bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Black Lies by JB Rose reviews
If walls could talk, they could tell you all the lies that they hear... Even the dirty ones. They call them Little Black Lies
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Bella, Caius
Come Home by samekraemer reviews
Edward Cullen can't remember the last year of his life, so he doesn't understand why he has to be cared for by Bella Swan, who would give anything to change thirty seconds of her life. They both lost everything. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. AH/AH/AU. Canon couples/OOC. Rated M…just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakaway Bella by Hoodfabulous reviews
Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Deliberate Disguises by GirlEndedtheWorld reviews
"Would they even recognize her? The last time they had seen her, she was just a girl." Dani gets lost in the Silvers. One Shot.
Fever Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Dani - Complete
Five Times Dani Doesn't Lose her VirginityAnd The One Time She Does by GirlEndedtheWorld reviews
"Dani's been having some fecking fucked up dreams lately." Five ways a superhero might lose her virginity, and the one way she actually does. Rated M, but a pretty soft M.
Fever Series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dani - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Bunnies Attack by Catastrophia reviews
Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,496 - Reviews: 6501 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5292 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 150,108 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5660 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinner's Island by TwistedforTwilight reviews
A troubled Edward leaves his hometown for an exciting adventure. A FGB Auction STORY written for Leckadams. SLASH. All Human? M for good times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,796 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7768 - Favs: 8,439 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
My Dying Wish by peters.kitten reviews
Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,728 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Magnetic by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,537 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7357 - Favs: 10,111 - Follows: 5,719 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Within Dreams by jinx1764 reviews
15 years later Sarah has not seen or heard from the Goblin King or her friends. She suffers from bouts of anxiety. She accidentally meets a man who looks like Jareth, but claims to not know her. Instantly, he's upset her delicate balance, and she can't stop thinking about him. Who is he really? Smut & love, humor & angst, all wrapped up in a mystery. What could be better?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Ties That Bind by HachimansKitsune reviews
Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unbecoming by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Love Comes Last by itsyblue1214 reviews
Edward showed an interest in science and medicine from a young age, Carlisle uses this to mold Edward into the man he wants him to be. Bella secretly loves Edward, what happens when Edward needs Bella to fulfill a life long dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,523 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wind Chimes by Catastrophia reviews
Edward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghost
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
House of Hope by rbsschess reviews
Bella is a 27 year old widow whose late husband has given her a task to help her live and hopefully find love again. Edward is a 40 year old CEO who has learned the hard way that women are gold diggers. Can he look past his misconceptions to find love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 179,773 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Selfless to the End by My Universe reviews
In Season One, Bill has to go to a tribunal for staking Longshadow to save Sookie. What if the Magister had required Sookie to attend the tribunal in Season One?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,632 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Lasting Impression by peters.kitten reviews
Alice had a lamb. His eyes were black as coal. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Alice never has to know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9707 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alive after all by Murmeltierchen reviews
This is a sort of follow up/companion piece to "still alive". It s my second ff so please R&R. :- It s for eccentricpetal who gave me the idea.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Come as you aren't by sheviking reviews
One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still alive by Murmeltierchen reviews
What happens when Mycroft showes feelings or rather none at all. Just read and find out. ;- Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Old, Alone or Done For by onecelestialbeing reviews
Wendy returns to Neverland and ends up aboard the Jolly Roger...but does she want to leave? Wendy/Hook
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,807 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Wendy D., Captain Hook - Complete
For You I Will by ooza reviews
Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Swirl of Circles and Stars by TKegl reviews
All his life, Edward Cullen has had visions of the future…visions that always came true. But when he foresees a tragedy that could cost him everything, he'll do whatever it takes to keep it from happening. *Winner, Best Tragedy in the Twi Angst Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Bella Addormentata by einfach mich reviews
Bella gets a new job with a strange twist. Edward is a vampire with a very particular fetish. AU, OOC, Dark fun. Halloween Treat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5221 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why don't you like me? by PaisleyRose reviews
An idea that sprung out of the Mika Song 'Grace Kelly' Enjoy this little one shot
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13065 - Favs: 8,608 - Follows: 4,721 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Even Champions Cry Sometimes by onecelestialbeing reviews
Alice makes her way back to Underland and everything seems fine at first, until a turn of events that makes her wonder if she made the wrong choice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pax by Mortissues reviews
Part Three of The Whitlock Saga. It seems that Happy Ever After is a competition. Can the Whitlocks win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,926 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella and The Beastward by Zhivago3 reviews
A modern re-telling of the classic. Can Bella learn to tame the beast? Rated M for language, lemons, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,188 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Zombie Fighters by solostintwilight reviews
Edward Cullen may be Mr. Popular at school, but he spends most of his time at home playing video games. He's good, but a mysterious player is better and shows him the ropes. What if it's someone he knows? *part of Wanna Be a Hardcore Nerdward contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 4,092 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stream by Magnolia822 reviews
Once upon a time a girl met a strange, beautiful boy in the woods; this is their story. AU, Canon O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monstress by Mystycal mysty reviews
Kidnapping the mate she's known was hers after Changing 17 years prior,leads to unexpected adventures chasing the preternatural world and those who control it.Izzy thought they knew a lot, little did they know… OOC J/B Fighting/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 325,791 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Maledictum Magae by bexi21 reviews
The curse happened in 1692.For over 300 years, Isabella Swan has lived alone, afraid to be close to anyone again.But when she finally meets someone who captures her heart, the unthinkable happens, leaving her in a kind of danger she never thought possible
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,053 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by PaisleyRose reviews
A little 25th anniversary gift
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4403 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Borrowed by ellie.hell reviews
Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Planet Twilight by melanieintn reviews
On a far distant planet, Bella and Edward find love. A true love in a modern society, where dominant males seek out submissive females to complete their household. No vampires, but plenty of aliens. AU, in-cannon, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 179,271 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chance Encounter by Besotted reviews
When Bella Swan, a 23 year old cellist studying music at Julliard meets Edward Cullen, a Hollywood movie star, their lives will be forever changed as they struggle to make their relationship work against the greatest of odds. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 387,084 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6364 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie.hell reviews
Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finished Product by Mortissues reviews
Part One of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions change lives. What happens when a series of decisions set you on the path to become a completely different person? When Edward decides to return life has already moved on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 88,622 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
LEARN by SuddenlySandi reviews
The sequel to FEEL. Bella and Edward must learn to forgive and fight for their love when life turns against them. AH story by SDFreeze
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FEEL by SuddenlySandi reviews
Bella views the world through her office window as she keeps something hidden. Edward is heir to a large corporation, but only if he is willing to live without love. AH story by SDFreeze
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,892 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Row 61 Seats A & B by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan, 18,virgin, learns about lust in a dark cinema with a beautiful stranger.What does she teach him? Varied lemons acted or reminisced t suitable for the faint hearted. There is a plot!Warning Jasper and Alice very OOC. Not cookie cutter.ta'd by Mandee,from Utah. I'd have no idea how far is not too far for American readers if not for her guidelines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,577 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EMC2 by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella travels to Europe to do graduate research only to have an extra long layover in a large French airport. What will happen when she bumps into a hot, bronze-haired french stranger named Edouard Edward who has a special secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love You Like A Starfish by primarycolors reviews
Edward sat alone on the ledge of her roof, staring at the little green Eden she'd put together all by herself, wondering where in the hell she was, who she was with and if she was okay. Bella was in trouble, that much was apparent. O/s Fic A Pic contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To the Moon and Back by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Come Fly With Me by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Despite her fear of heights, Bella books a flight to Chicago to complete a book deal with a demanding author. Bella learns that the man sitting next to her on the plane isn't who she thought he was at all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hook, line and Sink her by PaisleyRose reviews
A twisted tale of a man with a hook for a hand who wants revenge even if he has to wait a century to exact it.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,884 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Captain Hook
Willing by justaskalice reviews
She was the predator, he the prey. "I know exactly what I'm talking about. I've seen the future, Jasper Whitlock. It ends in one of two ways. I die, or I don't." Jasper/Alice AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
If Only in My Dreams by ooza reviews
What happens when you mix Christmas, Edward, & penetration? One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review. Bella/Edward, AH, Rated M for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thought Like Flames by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. No pact with the wolves. The Cullen's are overwhelmed by newborns. Edward & Alice are destroyed. Bella loses her mind & seeks death. Jasper, overwhelmed by guilt & agony, leaves Forks. Their paths cross. Full summary on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,833 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Don't Believe The Hype - OS by LiveInDakota reviews
How far would you go to prove your love? How pure would you stay, just to have that one night? 3 years & a country may have separated them, but both kept the one thing that the other wanted most. Entry for the Cherry Exchange Contest! E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,345 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
She Flies with her Own Wings by johnnyboy7 reviews
Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 285 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pick Pocket by Tattles reviews
In which Sherlock 'borrows' Mycroft's mobile and decides to send dirty texts to Anthea Andrea resulting in bemusement, John questioning his mental state and Mycroft throwing his shoe before ultimately getting the girl.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sherlock H., Anthea - Complete
Into The Deep by psyche001 reviews
Judge's Pick First Place in the Enchantments Contest - Grounded in reality, a logical Edward finds himself questioning what is real when he encounters a fantastic aspect of Greek Mythology that comes to life. His enchantment quickly turns into a nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Anonymous Lover by Jen733 reviews
This is my little drabble for Ms. Kathy's Haiti Relief Fund. AH, Edward/Bella, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14193 - Favs: 15,095 - Follows: 8,249 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Reception by SLovingLecter reviews
Every night it happened, though she was never completely certain it was him; but who needed certainty when she could feel his presence on the other end of the phone? Long One-Shot.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2010 - H. Lecter, C. Starling - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It Will Be As If I'd Never Existed by pattyrose reviews
It's been over 4 years since Edward left. Bella's tried to move on. She's about to graduate college and go on with life, when a weekend trip brings her face to face with her past. What results will either lead to tragedy or finally, to her happiness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 340,398 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12165 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Love Song by elusivetwilight reviews
She was his, and when he left, he took more than himself away from her. She never moved on, and lived a quiet anonymity; until one afternoon she turned on the radio, and heard her very own love song. FGB auction win. AHAU E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Shards of a Dream by Subtilior reviews
V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
One Hell Of a Forever by GemmaLisax reviews
Nothing is as it seems in the Cullen household. Jasper knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. Winner of the Death By Darksper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Alpha Fail by lifelesslyndsey reviews
La Push is vampire free, leaving seven teenage werewolves and there alpha nothing to do! What happens when Sam imprints on his Beta's broken leech loving best friend? Alpha Win or Alpha Fail? Looks like Sam isn't so tough after all. N/C SamXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,989 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 8,758 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4595 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 395 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 9,350 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Green Dress by littlesecret84 reviews
Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8125 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Honeymoon in Paradise by readingmama reviews
Bella is on her honeymoon when a storm hits and she is tossed off the boat along with her husband. When she awakens on a desert island she is rescued by a beautiful angel with crimson eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Change For Me by wheninspirationcomes reviews
All Human. Bella has unhappily moved to Forks, Washington for her senior year of high school. She'll make friends, but will also inspire big changes in the town's biggest player, Edward. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,402 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
Our Forever by LauraACullen reviews
Here's my take on what happened to Bella and Edward, their friends and family, and their world in the hundred years after the end of Breaking Dawn. One shot written for the TwiCon '09 Fan Fic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8665 - Favs: 14,017 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,145 - Follows: 5,560 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Eyes so Cruel by PaisleyRose reviews
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys.Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys." All little boys and girls grow up, except one boy. However some dragons,and Fae don't like being forgotten and one decides not to be forgotten, ever!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Learning Curve by linnybug reviews
Bella's a college freshman who meets Edward the Sigma Pi, but he's not your average frat boy. All human...and lots o'lemons on the horizon for this one...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,932 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Forged King by PaisleyRose reviews
When the King and his bride and the champions are invited to Tarsi for a celebration they get some unexpected company...Quinn... On hiatus until I can write myself out of the corner they've backed me into... hang on folks, I'm trying.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007
Crystal Dreams by PaisleyRose reviews
Six years after Sarah's 13 hours in the Labyrinth, she's working on a Masters degree in Folk Lore who would have guessed? But the Master of the Labyrinth is not thruough with her yet. There's drama, adventure, romance and comedy...now easier to read...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,608 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midsummer's Nightmare by PaisleyRose reviews
She was too old to be turned to a goblin too young to be kept by him damn her innocent eyes. Too young to keep, he kept telling himself. Too young, too young… But being a immortal, all a Goblin King had to do was wait, time was on his side. He would win.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Just a Naughty Little Ficlet by Ms-Figg reviews
A very steamy scenario featuring a rather cruel, roughriding Severus and masochistic Hermione. It begins with a kidnapping. If you like Dark!Selfish!Dominating!Sexual Severus, and not much plot, take a look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Most Prized Possession by Jester3 reviews
COMPLETE: What comes around goes around, and the Goblin King is bent on revenge. Will Sarah prove to be the willful heroine once again...or will she become the King's most prized possession? JS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 198,306 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by Kurt reviews
COMPLETE. Clarice Starling awakens from Dr. Lecter's hypnosis, only to rediscover what her life was like with him.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,561 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Complete
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
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Surprising Rice reviews
Sherlock leaves disgusting things in the fridge and never cleans up after himself. John plans to teach him a lesson he will never forget with a hot and steamy dish of Surprising Rice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
THE DARK DANCE reviews
The fairy tales and warnings Bella Swan's grandmother used to tell her were real. Never, ever dance in a Fairy Circle, and never be drawn in by a handsome Fae male. One night Bella is drawn from her home into the forest – will she join the dance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,414 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Life Without Parole reviews
Three women sit in jail swapping stories of murder. Bella, murderer of her husband Dr. Edward Cullen and his lover. Rosalie, for the murder of attorney Emmett McCarthy and the four men he defended in court for her rape. Alice, convicted murderer of Texas Ranger Jasper Whitlock and countless others as yet to be found. WARNING: RAPE, GORE, VIOLENCE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Bella, Rosalie, Alice - Complete
My Blue Pixie reviews
Edward has a ghost, sort of. It's a Pixie which has followed him for the last 20 years, unseen by anyone other than him. It began as a tiny blue spark that hung near him, time passed and his Pixie grew up and transformed into the most beautiful female he had ever seen. Is she real and if she is can he find her? Because he wants the real girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge is Best Served in the Buff reviews
I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Let the riot begin! Make me laugh contest entry. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess With A Princess reviews
Rose makes a perfect baby sitter for her nieces. Every little princess should know how to defend herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Rosalie, Alice, Bella - Complete
I Do Believe in Fairy's reviews
This takes place in my fairy world of The Dark Dance. This is a short scene that I scratched from the story and went another route. It was too cute so I decided to keep it as a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bella
Never Mix Roofies and Vegas reviews
This is my entry for the Down, Maggie, Down – Maggie O'Connell Smack Down hosted by the lovely Catastrophia. Summary: Bella's had enough of Maggi encroaching on her man. With the help of Charlotte, a little pill, and Mike revenge will be sweet and very public. Note: I touched it up a bit from the contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bella - Complete
Manifesting Loneliness reviews
Jasper has new gift, Its a Pixie which has followed him around for the last 20 years, unseen by anyone other than him. It began as a blue spark and through time morphed into a infant. She grew up and turned into the most beautiful female he had ever seen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Jasper, Alice
Stump Sex AKA A Bawdy Halloween Tale reviews
This is a bawdy little Halloween one shot. Alice throws her annual Halloween party and Bella meets her Captain Hook, let your imagination take it from there
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TABLOID LOVE AFFAIR reviews
He has a bad rep and she has a bad attitude. Both have foot in mouth disease. Could it be love? Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Chessmen of Hogwarts
A short drabble fic. What happens when you place a wager on a game and the currency used was someone you loved?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
POLYJUICE PIMP reviews
One night Harry discovers that Snape has been pimping out Hermione without her knowledge using Polyjuice. This calls for revenge and a payback that only Harry can deliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Station reviews
A moment in time between Albus and Harry before Harry returns to the battle leads to a shocking discovery about Snape and Harry's mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Lost Lovers of Suite 601 reviews
A short one shot for Halloween. In an old hotel in New Orleans two lovers continue to love even though they have been dead for two years now. Their haunting story will bring tears to your eyes and leave hope for a love that surpasses time itself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Therapy via Portrait reviews
Set after DH. It is Christmas Eve and Dumbledore has had enough of Severus brooding over the past. He and a few other Ghosts will use the past to fix the future. Note: The most hilarious version of the Ghost S of Christmas future you will ever meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete