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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Sherlock.

You can call me Pix

I'm a born and raised Coastal Southern girl. I've been around the world but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. We breathe water and dodge hurricanes and damn it's fun.

I like travel, books, documentaries, podcasts, gardening, guns, reptiles, and cooking. I HATE heights, sports, politics, politically correct idiocy, arachnids, and bugs. All bugs, even those pretty little butterfly’s and ladybugs creep me the hell out. I will pick up a wild snake but piss myself if a roach craws across my foot, go figure.

I am a bit of a loner, call a spade and spade, dream in vivid color, and think I could very well survive a zombie apocalypse. I however would die writhing without the internet.

Fav quote “This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.”
― Christopher Moore,
Fool

In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in
time of peace, for Lord’s sake, send them to somebody else!

WWII American General Edward H. Plummer (We like to cause trouble and raise hell, go figure)

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress."
— Karen Marie Moning

Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie,
If I only had a schlong.”
Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal note sing this to the tune of “If I only had a Brain” from Wizard of Oz, it will stick in your brain. I see this and end up humming it for days on end.

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Walking Dead Wizard by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The Dixon's make their way to Atlanta with Harry only to be cut off and head up the mountain. What would have become of the group if they'd had a wizard within its ranks? Would they have found somewhere safe and been able to keep it or would they still lose? Who would survive? Who would die? Daryl/Harry Luna/Merle
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 468,690 - Reviews: 6524 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 4,419 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Daryl D.
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 577,754 - Reviews: 5876 - Favs: 8,639 - Follows: 9,960 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Leader by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been searching for Harry Potter for seven years, unknowingly he bumped into the eighteen year old, and stirs the hornets nest. Harry who is the leader of the underworld, vows to put an end to the manipulative old man and also has to deal with Voldemort who was encroaching upon his territory. SS/HP top Harry bottom Severus! will Sirius and Remus join Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 265,095 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, a remastered version is coming to my Patreon! (For free)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,898 - Reviews: 11951 - Favs: 15,421 - Follows: 11,016 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Prometheus Bound by AnarchicMuse reviews
There once was a tale of three brothers and the gifts bestowed upon them by Death. Such a tale is one of intrigue, of adventure, of tragedy. Such a tale is a lie. Or; a story of time travel, genocide, and a boy who just wants to live.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 232,778 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Baron Von Strucker, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Living a Double LIfe by Missreadingfool reviews
Ana is working within the GEH family and moves up thru the ladder quickly due to her intelligence and hard work. After working a year, she is approached by The Christian Grey with a proposition that will change their lives. She is offended and Christian does what he has to do to get what he wants: blackmail. OOC and AU.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,932 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Vahan: Possession is Nine Tenths by TheCauldron reviews
First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,528 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P.
Captive Hearts by Nana-41175 reviews
A Medieval/Renaissance Johnlock AU romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 43 up!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,016 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Heiress of Lord Henry More by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 204,121 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unexpectedly Expectant by steffy2106 reviews
Some secrets can bring people together. Molly had faked Sherlock's death and now has nobody to confide into except for the only other person who knows the truth...Sherlock's brother Mycroft. As time goes by, Molly discovers a side of Mycroft she didn't know existed & Mycroft starts to realize that not everyone is a Goldfish. Mollcroft story. I suck at summary sorry give it a try.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,066 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,101 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter and the Stargate by Sinyk reviews
What if Remus was not... quite... as fast as he needed to be to catch Harry before he tried to get to Sirius in front of the Veil of Death. And what if the Veil was not what the magicals believed it to be? Oops! AU HP/LL Bash!AD/RW/GW (as my usual).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,912 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 4,930 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Last of the Peverells by Arcturus Peverell reviews
On Halloween 1981, Sirius Black left Britain with Harry Potter. Now, fourteen years later, a young man is back to take back his legacy. Only one question remains : Is the price worth it? Family Magic. AU. Harry Potter/ Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,957 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 7,503 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Dragons of Dawn by PristinelyUngifted reviews
No matter how many dragons they have under their command, they will never win this war so long as any of the White Walkers live. Natasha has the opportunity now to turn the tide, to halt the snow, to bring the dawn. - Sequel to 'A Widow's Walk.'
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,957 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 3/13/2017
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 11253 - Favs: 12,901 - Follows: 14,420 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
The Subscription by delightful-fear reviews
Based on this: "I might pay for a monthly subscription to an escort service where every month an escort tracks me down and seduces me in my daily life." (Thoughts from the shower). John is back in the UK, but he's stuck in a bit of a rut. Some friends get him a subscription to add some excitement back into his life... (AU-Never Met, JOHNLOCK)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Extraordinarily Ordinary Life by Raidermae reviews
Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,660 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Sherlock H., John W.
In the Elysian Fields by TomiStaccato reviews
The gods are powerful, vengeful, beautiful, and hateful, and the blind seer has ordained it my destiny to be sacrificed to the most terrifying of all, the god of the dead. AU A retelling of the Persephone-Hades myth.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,297 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Out of the Darkness by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort. He attended college and university and gained his doctorate. He meets Ash at a conference while he was trying to prove Atlantis was real. None of them could have predicted the road it would take them down. Starts at the begining of Ash's Second Book. No Tory. Slash Harry/Acheron.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Harry P., Acheron/Ash
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 4,379 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
fifty shades of Cluster-FK by Evynraeward reviews
Grey has two interviews. One for the PSU paper, and the other for his new submissive. Simple. Only it's not. Andrea goes home with the flu (it's going around) and Olivia makes the appointments and well...the title says it all./ Due to overwhelmingly amazing, unbelievably awesome feedback this is now a full length story, wth a special appearance by a character from FSOT-moon.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 386,387 - Reviews: 6336 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3875 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 4,289 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sarah's Wish by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Sarah Williams lives her life and retires to England, only to have another brush with magic when she witnesses three oddly dressed beings leave a baby on a doorstep. When her attempts to help the child come to naught, there is only one thing for Sarah to do: She must Wish the child away to the Goblin King. - How different may things be, when a child of prophecy becomes Fae.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Sarah, Jareth] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Goblin Prince by achebe reviews
Lily Potter's last wish was that Petunia Dursely would not take care of her son. Petunia agreed, and so she used the words Lily gave her to send the child somewhere else.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015
Claiming of Fifty Shades by lilithblood reviews
She could love me. She could even hate me. She could loathe my guts but she was not allowed to forget me. Love and hate, both can pave the path to obsession, especially when the thin line that separates them begins to blur. Warning: Dark!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,115 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
A Widow's Walk by PristinelyUngifted reviews
It happens in a flash of blue. One moment Natasha is standing amid the wreckage of Manhattan, and the next she… isn't. - In Which the Black Widow makes her mark on Westeros.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Tyrion L., Jaime L.] Jon S. - Complete
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3442 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 14,921 - Follows: 12,747 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,515 - Reviews: 13399 - Favs: 10,995 - Follows: 4,308 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
you woke the lion up by Tsume Yuki reviews
Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
A Day at the Beach by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/Loki] AU: Two lonely souls trying to escape their circumstances meet on a lonely beach and find understanding. (Like most of my stories I can't choose categories, so let's go with romance/comedy and adventure? sure. Works for me.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,577 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Loki] - Complete
Charlie's Daughter by completerandomness12 reviews
Charlie Swan is an international conman on the run from the FBI for the past 15 years. Edward Masen is an FBI agent with a score to settle against Charlie. When the FBI receives a tip, Edward uses unorthodox methods to track Charlie. He gets close to hotshot lawyer Bella Swan, Charlie's daughter and the last person to see Charlie face-to-face in the US in hopes of find his target.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,385 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6659 - Favs: 5,078 - Follows: 3,943 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Taste of Ismenian Water by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The original epilogue to A Cadmean Victory before I decided to make the last chapter the epilogue and leave things hanging. Obviously it's just a single chapter and scene, but I thought I might as well share it as a separate story for those who wanted to see my version of the ending. A remastered version of this will also arrive on my Patreon after A Cadmean Victory does.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 404 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Complete
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Freakypet reviews
BAMF!John - Dressed in his grandpa jumpers, nice guy persona, no-one sees John for anything other than nice local GP. Or do they?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Early Retirement by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Ten years into her peaceful life in New York City, Cathryn Potter is found. Willing to do almost anything to stay hidden from the world she left behind after discovering her immortality, she finds herself working alongside god and mortal alike in an effort to protect the world from alien invasion. Fem!Harry, some adult themes, swearing, and mention of suicide. Sequel (part I) up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Portrait of a Victor by sponsormusings reviews
Capitol photographer Peeta Mellark has one job. Meet, and photograph, the current Victor known as Katniss Everdeen. Capture her image in her natural environment in District 12, follow her progress along the Victory Tour. He's not meant to fall in love. Not when the stakes are high and secrets are being kept. (Set during the timeline of CF and MJ).
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,631 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Angel's Blood by misteeirene reviews
Remus moves to Bon Temps with his seriously injured adopted son in order to keep him safe. Slash, mention of abuse... Harry/Godric
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 959 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Harry P., Godric - Complete
The Thirteenth Rider by HachimansKitsune reviews
Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,941 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
THE TRUST by marylouleach reviews
"I need an Omega and you need an Alpha. My brother holds my trust. And you can't seem to be promoted without the necessity of an Alpha. I will offer my name if you would play the part of dutiful soon to be mate. If you agree I'll be sure to pad your personal account with ten thousand pounds at the end of the year. My terms are simple" Or so Sherlock thought. omegaverse AU slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,445 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 5,352 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fifty Shades of All the Tea in China by showdog reviews
Ana said she wouldn't work for Christian's company 'for all the tea in China'. But what if Ana didn't get the publishing job and landed an internship at GEH instead? Could she work for him and be his 'more' at the same time? Set after the break up and reconciliation at the start of FSD.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,839 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Lights, Camera, Ana by candiefloss reviews
When Hollywood 'it' girl Anastasia Steele starts filming in Seattle the whole city takes notice.Will Seattle's billionaire bachelor? Will sparks fly or tempers flare? How will Christian cope with more paparazzi than he's ever seen and love scenes on big screens. Will it be too much for the notoriously private billionaire, or will Seattle be the home of Americas newest power couple.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 206,522 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 5,919 - Follows: 6,703 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 8,388 - Follows: 9,118 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Hurricane by Dark K. Sly reviews
He only ever wanted to bring Sirius back, but in Harry's life nothing ever goes the way he wants it to. .LokixHary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,579 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
All Lives End by Tyrion son of Tywin reviews
Mycroft's last moments. What does he think of? Warning - OOC sherlock and mycroft. sad ending
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Mending Dr Steele by Bronze Goddess reviews
After the Edward David situation, Ana struggles to find peace, happiness, and closure in her life. Will the love of her friends, family, and a good man be enough to conquer to old demons that have resurfaced and the new demons that haunt her? This is Book II—sequel to Paging Dr. Steele. AU and (so I've been told) a little OOC as well.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 207,423 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elliot G., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson
Shadow by MapleleafCameo reviews
Invaders from an alternate universe, another dimension, beings called Shadows have humanity fighting for their own survival. John, captured by the Shadows, has more to fight for more than he originally thought. Rated M. Eventual Johnlock. Now complete! Chapter 11 For All That I Hold In My Heart *Review contain spoilers*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
Murderous Imprint by Mojoflower reviews
Sherlock should be focusing on the series of brutal vivisections Lestrade has brought to him. Instead he's distracted by a most amazing and unexpected experimental opportunity from the basement apartment of 221C. Will he figure out the one in time to stop the other? And does he need help in order to do it? An AU. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,225 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifty Shades Of A Different Colour by DcOliver FanFiction reviews
When Christian & Anastasia meet, the connection is instant and strong. They are drawn together with a passion that neither of them understand, but will Ana's fear and Christian's past get in the way of them both finding true love? Maybe a little family intervention is needed, to bring the two destined hearts together... MA-RATED. Thanks to each and everyone of you for reading.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 299,343 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Gray Skye Mourning by KneazleGriff reviews
As Severus Snape lay dying on the filthy floor of the Shrieking Shack, bleeding in the arms of Harry Potter, a profound, devastating realization awakens a long lost love, latent for years and torn asunder by time's cruel fate. Is love strong enough to overcome the pain from the past and ensure Severus' survival? Time-Travel fic. SSHP - COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 183,486 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Man's Hand by eys1214 reviews
Eric Northman is a casino mogul - envied by all and feared by many. What happens when a certain blonde redneck tries to hustle his poker tables? AU/AH
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 302,407 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Scarecrow by MapleleafCameo reviews
What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,556 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In The Deepest Space by loss4words reviews
I'll be honest. I pulled this thinking I'd like to publish. It is better as fanfiction so I'm reposting it. I've left all of the old notes on the story, so you can disregard as they are nearly two years old.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,201 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
Hit and Run by deadnow reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Her Hidden Life by CullenWannaBe00 reviews
All Human/Isabella is queenbee in the mafia world, with the Cullen family eating her families leftovers. When she goes to school as someone different she falls in love with her enemy...Edward Cullen. How will his family and hers take their love? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,153 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Braaaiiins - The Death of Elena by marpuri reviews
Quickie one-shot as my submission to the fsog fanfic facebook group's "Creative Ways to Kill Off Elena" challenge. Oh yes, there are zombies.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson - Complete
Fae by HGRomance reviews
When they were children, he stole her heart. But then he vanished and she never saw him again. Many years later, Katniss finds a portal into an enchanted and dangerous forest, guarded by a fae boy who seems vaguely familiar. Fantasy AU. Banner by Mr. HGRomance: archiveofourown .org/works/683931/chapters/1255009
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,689 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Revenge is Best Served in the Buff by makemelaughcontest reviews
I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Sexual chaos ensues. I'm sure that Forks will never forget Edwards' and my contribution to the fun and festivities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
In the End by Lono reviews
Loneliness never felt quite so heavy as when it came time for the world to end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,248 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Omiai by atokkota reviews
Hermione Granger is an unusual young woman, she was an old soul in a young body. Would this unconventional girl accept the challenge of an Omiai meeting? HG/SS AU and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 108,276 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., OC - Complete
DI Genevieve Lestrade meets the Holmes brothers by RavennaPoe reviews
DI G.Lestrade, in this fic, is a woman! What happens when she meets genius Sherlock Holmes and later his brother, the British Government? What changes in their lives will occur as time goes by?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
A sacrifice worth it? by E4mj reviews
AU. ONE SHOT. The summer after the Department of Mysteries, Harry and some of the order are captured by Voldemort and Harry sacrifices all to end it. NB. AU from before this starts - Sirius didn't die, but Harry still learnt the prophecy. Rated T for torture and sex - but NOT described more than a vague idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayal by gredandforgerock reviews
A Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Percy bashing story - just to see if I can. AU starting after Volde is knocked off. Harry has to protect himself and what friends he has left. Through it all he comes to find a niche for himself. Of course he includes those closest to him. A weird new creature and apologetic goblins, what more can be in store? Sequel named Revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,348 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Case of Identity - The Adventure of the Fake Engagement by jkay1980 reviews
For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,428 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 805 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2986 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8220 - Favs: 11,006 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Within Dreams by jinx1764 reviews
15 years later Sarah has not seen or heard from the Goblin King or her friends. She suffers from bouts of anxiety. She accidentally meets a man who looks like Jareth, but claims to not know her. Instantly, he's upset her delicate balance, and she can't stop thinking about him. Who is he really? Smut & love, humor & angst, all wrapped up in a mystery. What could be better?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Ties That Bind by HachimansKitsune reviews
Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Selfless to the End by My Universe reviews
In Season One, Bill has to go to a tribunal for staking Longshadow to save Sookie. What if the Magister had required Sookie to attend the tribunal in Season One?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,632 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9973 - Favs: 7,501 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alive after all by Murmeltierchen reviews
This is a sort of follow up/companion piece to "still alive". It s my second ff so please R&R. :- It s for eccentricpetal who gave me the idea.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Still alive by Murmeltierchen reviews
What happens when Mycroft showes feelings or rather none at all. Just read and find out. ;- Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 414 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Old, Alone or Done For by onecelestialbeing reviews
Wendy returns to Neverland and ends up aboard the Jolly Roger...but does she want to leave? Wendy/Hook
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,807 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Wendy D., Captain Hook - Complete
For You I Will by ooza reviews
Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Swirl of Circles and Stars by TKegl reviews
All his life, Edward Cullen has had visions of the future…visions that always came true. But when he foresees a tragedy that could cost him everything, he'll do whatever it takes to keep it from happening. *Winner, Best Tragedy in the Twi Angst Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why don't you like me? by PaisleyRose reviews
An idea that sprung out of the Mika Song 'Grace Kelly' Enjoy this little one shot
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13513 - Favs: 10,048 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Even Champions Cry Sometimes by onecelestialbeing reviews
Alice makes her way back to Underland and everything seems fine at first, until a turn of events that makes her wonder if she made the wrong choice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by PaisleyRose reviews
A little 25th anniversary gift
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Something Borrowed by ellie.hell reviews
Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Planet Twilight by melanieintn reviews
On a far distant planet, Bella and Edward find love. A true love in a modern society, where dominant males seek out submissive females to complete their household. No vampires, but plenty of aliens. AU, in-cannon, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 179,271 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chance Encounter by Besotted reviews
When Bella Swan, a 23 year old cellist studying music at Julliard meets Edward Cullen, a Hollywood movie star, their lives will be forever changed as they struggle to make their relationship work against the greatest of odds. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 387,084 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie.hell reviews
Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hook, line and Sink her by PaisleyRose reviews
A twisted tale of a man with a hook for a hand who wants revenge even if he has to wait a century to exact it.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,884 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Captain Hook
Pick Pocket by Tattles reviews
In which Sherlock 'borrows' Mycroft's mobile and decides to send dirty texts to Anthea Andrea resulting in bemusement, John questioning his mental state and Mycroft throwing his shoe before ultimately getting the girl.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sherlock H., Anthea - Complete
Into The Deep by psyche001 reviews
Judge's Pick First Place in the Enchantments Contest - Grounded in reality, a logical Edward finds himself questioning what is real when he encounters a fantastic aspect of Greek Mythology that comes to life. His enchantment quickly turns into a nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silent Reception by SLovingLecter reviews
Every night it happened, though she was never completely certain it was him; but who needed certainty when she could feel his presence on the other end of the phone? Long One-Shot.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2010 - H. Lecter, C. Starling - Complete
Shards of a Dream by Subtilior reviews
V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5524 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6032 - Favs: 10,736 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Comedy of Manors by Mundungus42 reviews
Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 4036 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Eyes so Cruel by PaisleyRose reviews
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys.Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys." All little boys and girls grow up, except one boy. However some dragons,and Fae don't like being forgotten and one decides not to be forgotten, ever!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Forged King by PaisleyRose reviews
When the King and his bride and the champions are invited to Tarsi for a celebration they get some unexpected company...Quinn... On hiatus until I can write myself out of the corner they've backed me into... hang on folks, I'm trying.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007
Crystal Dreams by PaisleyRose reviews
Six years after Sarah's 13 hours in the Labyrinth, she's working on a Masters degree in Folk Lore who would have guessed? But the Master of the Labyrinth is not thruough with her yet. There's drama, adventure, romance and comedy...now easier to read...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,608 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Midsummer's Nightmare by PaisleyRose reviews
She was too old to be turned to a goblin too young to be kept by him damn her innocent eyes. Too young to keep, he kept telling himself. Too young, too young… But being a immortal, all a Goblin King had to do was wait, time was on his side. He would win.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Wars: Empire's Plight by Marquis Black reviews
17 years have passed since Voldemort's fall and the Potters vanished. Now, as part of the revitalized British Empire's elite, the Potters return in the midst of a new Dark insurgency. However, their orders quickly come to head with Dumbledore's plans. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Just a Naughty Little Ficlet by Ms-Figg reviews
A very steamy scenario featuring a rather cruel, roughriding Severus and masochistic Hermione. It begins with a kidnapping. If you like Dark!Selfish!Dominating!Sexual Severus, and not much plot, take a look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Family Means More Than Blood by WingsOfADream reviews
A prophecy made in 1975 drastically changes the life of the boy who should have been known as Harry Potter. DMHP main couple, onesided LVHP also includes adoptivefather!Snape :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 422,104 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 6,555 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 9,291 - Follows: 2,627 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Judgment of Gods by Fyrning reviews
It was the last betrayal and the one that hurt the most. But history is not set in stone and those that passed judgement can just as easily become the judged.(Set in the final days of the Second War)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P.
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by Kurt reviews
COMPLETE. Clarice Starling awakens from Dr. Lecter's hypnosis, only to rediscover what her life was like with him.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,561 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Complete
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
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Lyrical
It's time to debrief Eurus. This reveals something shocking. This is for Dixiebell
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
THE DARK DANCE reviews
The fairy tales and warnings Bella Swan's grandmother used to tell her were real. Never, ever dance in a Fairy Circle, and never be drawn in by a handsome Fae male. One night Bella is drawn from her home into the forest – will she join the dance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,142 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Looking for a Blue Blooded Brood Mare reviews
Mycroft would have to get married soon and produce the next generation of the British government. Well, not if Anthea has anything to do with it. AU M/A S/J
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anthea
His Pilgrim Soul
To all those who have loved and lost, and loved again, on Earth or … in the Twilight Zone. Sherlock & John have been together three years, but Sherlock can't stop himself from holding back. John, at the end of his rope wants a commitment and all that goes with it or Sherlock needs to let him go. J/S S/M(past life)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2015
A British Horror Story
How would you describe the identical Holms twins? Rude, antisocial, shocking, amazing, freakish, and, dare we say, beautiful. But there are subtle differences you just have to look carefully for those. The discrepancies can be found, it's hard but if you look into those mocking almond shaped eyes you will see. Maybe, or maybe you will just see what they want you to see. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
Undercover Brother Sister reviews
Another brother has been hinted at. Well if there really is one where is he or she? Deep undercover, and in front of your face.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper
Surprising Rice reviews
Sherlock leaves disgusting things in the fridge and never cleans up after himself. John plans to teach him a lesson he will never forget with a hot and steamy dish of Surprising Rice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Life Without Parole reviews
Three women sit in jail swapping stories of murder. Bella, murderer of her husband Dr. Edward Cullen and his lover. Rosalie, for the murder of attorney Emmett McCarthy and the four men he defended in court for her rape. Alice, convicted murderer of Texas Ranger Jasper Whitlock and countless others as yet to be found. WARNING: RAPE, GORE, VIOLENCE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Bella, Rosalie, Alice - Complete
My Blue Pixie reviews
Edward has a ghost, sort of. It's a Pixie which has followed him for the last 20 years, unseen by anyone other than him. It began as a tiny blue spark that hung near him, time passed and his Pixie grew up and transformed into the most beautiful female he had ever seen. Is she real and if she is can he find her? Because he wants the real girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge is Best Served in the Buff reviews
I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Let the riot begin! Make me laugh contest entry. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess With A Princess reviews
Rose makes a perfect baby sitter for her nieces. Every little princess should know how to defend herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Rosalie, Alice, Bella - Complete
I Do Believe in Fairy's reviews
This takes place in my fairy world of The Dark Dance. This is a short scene that I scratched from the story and went another route. It was too cute so I decided to keep it as a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bella
Never Mix Roofies and Vegas reviews
This is my entry for the Down, Maggie, Down – Maggie O'Connell Smack Down hosted by the lovely Catastrophia. Summary: Bella's had enough of Maggi encroaching on her man. With the help of Charlotte, a little pill, and Mike revenge will be sweet and very public. Note: I touched it up a bit from the contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bella - Complete
Manifesting Loneliness reviews
Jasper has new gift, Its a Pixie which has followed him around for the last 20 years, unseen by anyone other than him. It began as a blue spark and through time morphed into a infant. She grew up and turned into the most beautiful female he had ever seen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Jasper, Alice
Stump Sex AKA A Bawdy Halloween Tale reviews
This is a bawdy little Halloween one shot. Alice throws her annual Halloween party and Bella meets her Captain Hook, let your imagination take it from there
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TABLOID LOVE AFFAIR reviews
He has a bad rep and she has a bad attitude. Both have foot in mouth disease. Could it be love? Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Chessmen of Hogwarts
A short drabble fic. What happens when you place a wager on a game and the currency used was someone you loved?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
POLYJUICE PIMP reviews
One night Harry discovers that Snape has been pimping out Hermione without her knowledge using Polyjuice. This calls for revenge and a payback that only Harry can deliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Station reviews
A moment in time between Albus and Harry before Harry returns to the battle leads to a shocking discovery about Snape and Harry's mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Lost Lovers of Suite 601 reviews
A short one shot for Halloween. In an old hotel in New Orleans two lovers continue to love even though they have been dead for two years now. Their haunting story will bring tears to your eyes and leave hope for a love that surpasses time itself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Therapy via Portrait reviews
Set after DH. It is Christmas Eve and Dumbledore has had enough of Severus brooding over the past. He and a few other Ghosts will use the past to fix the future. Note: The most hilarious version of the Ghost S of Christmas future you will ever meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete