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Something I suppose I should tell you, when I say "What story should I work on next?" I really mean, "I'm going to work on whatever story I want, but you get to choose what story gets published first." I write on a motivational basis. If I get inspired to write the HP fanfic I'm working on, that's what I'll do. I just won't upload it. I'll wait until I have the story that you guys want partially done, a few chapters in with a plot and everything, and then I'll upload the first chapter, so I can get feed back and edit my upcoming chapters accordingly.
Yeah, Random shit about me. I am 17, I go to high school, and I live in Canada.
I will now answer the question that I have been asked the most.
Question: How can you have electricity in an Igloo?
Answer: How the fuck should I know? I live in a goddamn house, dumbass.
Personal Mottos/Favourite Quotes: The idea, is to remain in a state of constant departure, while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. - Waking Life.
"Talking to yourself is all well and good, but when you start talking back you have to realize - you have issues" - Self
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary.
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I sorta have a problem with updating, as some of you may have noticed (dodges rotten fruit) but if you message me a couple of times, hell, message me even once, and I'll get off my ass, and probably have a new chapter out within a day or so.
Elfen Lied (IT ENDED!! NOOOOOO LUCY CAN'T DIE!! YOU BASTARDS!! TT)
Full Metal Alchemist
Full Metal Panic
Mahou Sensei Negima!
666 Satan (the ending was so sad, I almost cried. Then I stubbed my toe and got yelled at for swearing)
Hayate The Combat Butler
Naruto/Tayuya (Best damn kunoichi in the entire Naruto series.)
Naruto/Kin (Second best Kunoichi in the entire series) I hate Kishimoto for killing these two. T.T
Naruto/Yugito (Jinchuuriki... Duh...)
Naruto/Hana (Hana Inuzuka. I came across this pairing in LD1449's 'The Void' and I like it.)
Naruto/Anko (You even ask why, and I will end you. Seriously)
Naruto/Hinata - (Overdone, abused and reused. There are no plot devices left to make this work.)
Naruto/Sakura (She's a bitch. A bitchy bitch... I'll stop now)
YAOI - (I am a guy. A straight guy. Nuff said)
Do I even have to write this? Karin/Kenta... Dumbasses... Is there even another pairing possible?
Kouta/Yuka (even if it is a little weird.)
Erm... The guy already has all the girls... But my favourite girl is Mizore. She's like a not-so-shy Hinata... And she's pretty funny.
Full Metal Alchemist.
Meh, I'm too lazy to think of more. Maybe Rose too. And Ran Fan... Hmmmmm.
Full Metal Panic
... Just go and read the fucking Manga... Dumbass.
Yes, I will now be placing all of my rants in my profile, along with reasons for doing what is being done in my stories. First up, is the infamous,
CANON PAIRINGS AND STORY RANT!
All of the girls in canon, suck. None of them will end up with Naruto. Why? Because the entire series has become Sasuke-centric. He is insanely powerful in canon now, and Naruto can't even use Rasenshuriken without getting his arm royally fucked. I mean, why not just rename the series Sasuke instead of Naruto? The way the series is headed, Naruto is going to become the major antagonist, because he keeps trying to get Sasuke to go back to Konoha. Anyway, Hinata is too shy for Naruto. Instead of giving Naruto a girl that just liked him, Kishimoto gave Naruto a creepy stalker girl who can't even show him that she likes him. And then just about all of the other girls in the entire series, (minus Tenten and Temari) are all Sasuke fangirls! I mean, why not just kill Naruto off already? He's gotten nothing, the training he went through with Jiraiya did nothing to Naruto's character, or his power. All that changed was his height, and his goddamn clothes! True, he did need to get rid of the orange, but then his clothes weren't even changed completely. Sasuke got a complete overhaul on everything, and Naruto didn't get shit.
NaruHina and NaruSaku Rant.
I don't hate Hinata. I don't hate Sakura. The thing is, it's not fun to read them any more. These pairings are what I like to call the "crutch" pairings, because you only need one person to start returning their feelings, and BOOM. You're done. Now, with a NaruTayu, you have to get past the fact that
A. Tayuya swears too much for Naruto to be comfortable with, and
B. Naruto is convinced he loves Sakura.
It is infinitely more fun to read about how these basic feelings change than read about:
"Sakura-chan? Will you go out with me?"
"Yes I will, Naruto-kun."
for the NaruSaku. And, how about,
"N-N-Naruto-kun... I-I love y-you!"
"You know, I've realized that all this time I've been chasing after Sakura for her confidence, I've really liked you!"
Seriously? Just no. The only NaruHina I can stand is... Well... Fuck it, the only NaruSaku I can stand, is: Master of the Zanbatuos by pudgypudge, because Sakura has to earn Naruto's love. She doesn't have it unconditionally.
I don't believe it. I got an angry review. Yes, it was angry, hate-filled and made me cry. You know what it said?
Don't insult Hinata!
... Tears are flowing down my face. How could I have been so heartless? Oh, there was that operation a few years ago... And I am kind of a jerk... Anyway, the point is, I didn't insult Hinata. I don't generally insult people. What I do is much worse. I find their "Character Flaws" and rag on them about these flaws until-Always. My dad smokes, and I ask him, "You mean I can't go out and bike to a store to buy junk-food, but you can drive to a store that's close to our house and buy cigarettes? Something is wrong here...".
With Hinata I have to admit, I hate her. I just despise her. She keeps going on about how she and Naruto are so similar, how everyone hates Naruto and her. Really? Her father despises her because she's weak (which she is) and people are outraged over this. Why? 'cause it's immoral, and mean, and nasty, and Hiashi's a doodoo head.
Okay, fine. What is the story about?
And what is Naruto's occupation?
He's a ninja
Yes. And what do real ninjas do?
They go on missions to save people, and recue-
Bullshit. Ninjas were, and always will be assassins. They're murderers who kill for the right price. There were no villages, no wars against one another, just mercenaries that got really good at killing people without anyone noticing. And you're arguing about how Hiashi doesn't want a weak daughter. Do you know what happened to weak ninjas, even in Naruto?
They became civilians because they couldn't-
They were killed. For all you know, Hiashi loved Hinata, and was hard on her because if she was weak then she would die, and who wants their own kid to die? All this crap about how bad the secondary branch has it is bull. They have shelter, food, they have jobs, and they have free will. they marry who they want because the main branch doesn't care about how they reflect on the clan. Now, let's look at around 90 of the real world's population. Disease, war, death, hunger, violence- Really? These people have bad lives? How many children under ten years old die every day? the number is in the thousands.
All you who think Hinata has it hard, and is really a strong ninja?
Name Generators and Translators:
Discontinued stories I want to see finished:
Two Worlds, Two Ninja - Synica
Shadow Fox - Sigfried27 (Not really discontinued, just not updated in nearly three years."
Konoha Four - Akina no Hashiriya - This author seems to have deleted his profile, taking all his stories with him (Thank you, www.fanhistory.com!).
Loss of a Demon, Loss of a Hero: Naruto is banished after putting Sasuke in a near death state during the battle of the VOTE. Fortunately for him, his father had a backup plan for this, just in case... NaruTayu AU Sasuke and Sakura bashing OOCness in severe doses.
Chapter Status: Chapter 6 being thought about.
HIATUS -This is a semi-permanent Hiatus. In effect, I realized that I need to have the entire story plotted out in order to keep a decent update rate, but I am unable to keep my mind on this story. I will be writing a plot out for this, but I may be changing a lot of things in the story. I'm not sure if I should remove the original and start over, or just salvage what I can, but it won't be pretty. This was my first real story, and I have learned a lot from the mistakes I have made in it.
To Begin Anew: Set five years after shippuden. Naruto has mastered all of his family techniques, but now the council wants him to give it all to Sasuke. After refusing to teach Sasuke, Naruto attempts to use an advanced Hiraishin to escape to another village, but messes up one of the seals. Naruto is sent back in time, and is given a chance to begin anew. NaruAnko
Story is pre-canon by about eight years, so Chibi-Naruto would be about four. I did the math, bastards. Anko was 28 when Naruto was 12, so she'd be 36 when he was 20, sending him back 16 years means they're the same age, also roughly the same time she was found by Orochimaru. Kakashi was 9 in Kakashi Gaiden, and 28 in canon, so 28-12 equals 16, that leaves 5 years that Minato was Hokage, and was also approximately when Anko was found in ¿Sea? Country.
Chapter Status: Chapter 1 being written: 1186 words in. Completion Goal: 10, 000+
Hiatus - Same as above --
Future Naruto Stories:
Naruto's True Face:(~Renamed~)Naruto is famous for his mask of stupidity and hyperactivity, but what happens when his mask is shattered before it can take hold? Watch as Naruto crafts a new mask, one that will show Konoha who the real demons are... And just what they lost in the process. NaruKin
Kumo's Will of Fire: (~Renamed~) The kidnapping attempt on Hinata goes awry, instead of capturing the Hyuuga heiress, Kumo grabs the village pariah. Naruto is taken to Kumo, where he is placed in a two man cell with fellow jinchuuriki, Nii Yugito. The Raikage attempts to create weapons out of them but fails, and in doing so, gives Naruto godlike control over fire. NaruYugito
Uzumaki Naruto, Master of the Runes: Runes are age old symbols, used by the ancients. Those who mastered all of their uses became near godlike. Deities bowed and angels looked on in interest in the time of the Runemasters. Nine Runemasters died, Nine Demons were born. As Naruto begins his ascent into greatness, he must make a choice. Will he become a ninja of Konoha, or will he break the bond of mortals. NaruFemHaku
Kamereon no Naruto (Naruto the Chameleon): Uzumaki Naruto, original holder of the Etai Burendo rises quickly through the ranks of the Shinobi, until the Sandaime places him in an ANBU cell geared towards Assassination and Infiltration. This is the story of the Unseen Shinobi, known within Konoha's ANBU as Kamereon. Naru/Readers Choice
Oni no Naruto (Naruto the Demon): Naruto is being verbally abused by the villagers after returning from his training journey, and all he wants is a way out when a mysterious priest gives him a pamphlet for an academy. Youkai Academy. Naruto/Rosario+Vampire crossover. Naru/Readers choice. (R+V girls only)
Come Whatever May: Naruto kills himself to prevent Akatsuki's plans from succeeding after he is captured by them. However, for our favourite blonde shinobi death is not the end. As Naruto gazes out across Soul Society, he smiles, "Come whatever may." Naruto/Bleach crossover. Naru/Readers choice. (Bleach girls only)
Balance of Power: At age 18, Uzumaki Naruto is the most hated and jaded ninja in Konoha. All of his precious people have been killed by the village they worked so hard to protect, and now he wants revenge. Revenge in the form of unleashing the Kyuubi. However, instead of leaving the seal, the Kyuubi manipulates space and time to drag Naruto to another world. Azeroth. Stuck in the form of a fox, Naruto attempts to regain what he has lost. Naruto/World of Warcraft crossover. Naru/Readers choice, possible harem. Send in your own OC's! humanoid only please; (Human, Night Elf, Blood Elf)
False Tears: Naruto is recruited by Orochimaru at the age of 7 when he shows an unusual aptitude for genjutsu. However, instead of leaving with Orochimaru, his mission is to infiltrate Konoha and give Sasuke a little push over the edge, right into Orochimaru's waiting hands. DarkNaruto Naru/Readers choice (possible harem)
The Consequence of Heroism: Instead of devouring Namikaze Minato's soul, the Shinigami threw him twelve years into the future to prevent the destruction of the Elemental Countries through Naruto's revenge. This is a story of second chances and vengeance. And ramen. Lots of ramen.
Wounds that Cannot Heal: Uzumaki Naruto's eyes were destroyed in a drunken mob attack and in an attempt to see again, seven year old Naruto descends into his mindscape to meet the Kyuubi. The Kyuubi gives him two choices, allow a total reconstruction of his body, or release her. In true Naruto fashion, Naruto picks option three. "I want super-badass eyes too, onee-chan!"
When I say Harem, I mean two, maybe three girls. Not all of them. There will be three girls paired with Naruto.
Thanks goes out to 'General darkboy' for fixing my Japanese grammar errors in the titles of Kamereon no Naruto, and Oni no Naruto.
Future Harry Potter Stories
Harry Potter and the Shattered Stone: Daniel Simon Potter was mistakenly pronounced the Boy-Who-Lived. When Harry's parseltongue abilities come to light, Harry is sent to the Dursleys to discourage him in the use of magic. Needless to say, this idea backfires spectacularly. As in, Genius-But-Unmotivated Ravenclaw!Harry.
A Naruto story listed under Parody, where Naruto has a machine gun with unlimited ammo. Just imagine, a crazy hyperactive kid with a 15 shots per second hollow point bullet M60 rifle. Chaos included.