Thai M. Zoofquesque
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Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, and Princess Tutu.

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Fanfictions

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

the Secret Chord series

Come Hel or High Water- Mallory Moore has always known she’s not normal. Those at her school instinctively avoid her; most animals, excepting wolves and ravens, run from her; every plant she touches wilts and dies. She doesn't have a mother and her father ignores her. Her half-sister thinks she's a freak. So when a new boy tells her she's special, but in a very eerie way, then that has to be a good thing, right? Right? COMPLETE.

Crumple Up the Moon- Warren Tyrsson is finally on the mend. After the disastrous events of the December before, he didn't think he would, but he has - until, that is, a place near and dear to him is destroyed, a close companion deserts him, and an old friend decides to come back to give him false hope. And if that isn't bad enough, Warren has to ask for the help of the despised one himself; Percy Jackson.

Princess Tutu

One Time, One Dream- Rue and Ahiru are close friends. Mytho has a heart. And Fakir isn't obsessed with protecting him. The only thing that could make this story stranger? By night, they're not who they are; they're who they created. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.


The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.

During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20 shorter.


In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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And This Is My Beloved by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
The story doubles back, and perhaps this is the moment of her fall, but it's also all she's ever known of grace. Rue x Mytho.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Rue, Mytho - Complete
The Lightning Thief: From Candy Lestranges View by Ruby Thorn reviews
Candy Lestrange, a punk, sarcastic daughter of Hades, was totally up for a "normal" life of wild behavior and Percy obsession. But when Chiron offers Percy a quest, a very dangerous one, things suddenly change for her... I DO NOT OWN LIGHTNING THIEF!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,212 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
The Misadventures of Jakobin Blane by XxForgottenFailurexX reviews
Public school is a dirty diaper: it stinks & totally drags. Thus, I've been homeschooled all my life & successfully became a social retard. While my only talents lie in getting beaned & being wrong, I've discovered something horrible: I don't know me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Eidolon by Ellethwen reviews
Nerissa has spent her whole life waiting, and now, the wait is over. But will she recognize the dangers behind it? The tale of one young lady's downward spiral. Runs parallel to BotL.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Battle of my Labyrinth by believeinthegods reviews
A battle of epic proportions. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007
Fluffiness Rules Everything for a While by CrayolaMarkers reviews
PERCABETH, of course. It started out as pure fluff -- and don't get me wrong, the first chapter is -- but it sort of turning into an adventure-romance from Annabeth's POV. Sphinxes, kisses, awkward moments, check!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
Chastity by Jon Pierce reviews
Jon is an illegitimate child of Artemis and he has to go on a quest that will alter the future as much as Percy Jackson's quest to rid the world of Kronos. But Jon has to rid the world of Kronos's father.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,350 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Tsarevich by yarnybear reviews
THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY OTHER STORY. THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SAPPY ROMANCE. Last chapter up, tell me what you think. I'm finally free from this! No more obligations! WHOOT! WHOOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,741 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Tales From Beta Reader: Hephaestus by storm-brain reviews
Hephaestus frowned from his home on Olympus. No one had mentioned his kids, and this was just not fair. Just because they sat in the forge all day didn’t mean he didn’t exist. Sequel to Muse. One-shot, for "de hunter"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Tales From Beta Reader: Zeus by storm-brain reviews
Zeus was feeling neglected. Oh sure, he was mentioned here and there, but never of any importance. What did these writes think they were doing? Had they not read the Odyssey? Sequel to Tales From Beta Reader: Athena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the laws of insanity by starburst27 reviews
One day, Harry presses an evil button that engulfs the universe in a reality where toast equals 76 and the laws of pyshics are nothing more than a small pile of Ostrich barf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
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Crumple Up The Moon reviews
It was as if the Norns had held the moon in front of him. And then blown it up in his face. And now Warren needs Percy Jackson's help to pick up the pieces. If, of course, Percy will give it. OC Norsefic, sequel to Come Hel or High Water.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
Come Hel or High Water reviews
The dead know everything. But, for Mallory Moore at least, they don't give a whit. And there's nothing a feared, disliked, and apparently half-immortal teenager can do to make them. Maybe. OC Norsefic. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,472 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
One Time, One Dream reviews
Rue and Ahiru are close friends. Mytho has a heart. And Fakir isn't obsessed with protecting him. The only thing that could make this story stranger? By night, they're not who they are; they're who they created. And until now, they've been in control. AU.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
cheers reviews
Even at the end, Weaver was always smiling. One-shot, Hatter's PoV.
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hatter M., Weaver
Granite, Marble, Statues and Stone reviews
A one-shot about the girl Medusa turned to stone, mentioned in the Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Colorless reviews
Poemfics about Bianca, Nico, and Zoe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
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