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Joined 03-10-08, id: 1521513, Profile Updated: 01-24-12
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Glee, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Yay, I'm a fanfic author! I've got lots of stories written, but most of them are dumb little cracks. T T

Yeah, so, click on my poor, adorable little dragon eggs so that they can LIVE!

I have officially run out of room to list my favorite pairings. They are in the dozens. I'm just not so picky about pairings! Unlike random alias, one of my dear darling buddies who basically reads NaruSasu. And SasuNaru. And that's about it.

Raise your hand if you're getting super sick and tired of the absurd fluffiness that has taken over Naruto! To date- 48 characters converted from enemies to allies, not counting filler.

New random pairing I love? ShuuHime. Odd, but strangely it works in my mind.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz, ANBU are sexy, Totally Not Pyro


if you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.



"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." - Hatake Kakashi

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life." - Hatake Kakashi

"My first impression of you is that i hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"- Yamanaka Ino

Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

And for our dear friends who are prank-targets:

Person one: Hey, there's something on the ceiling!

Person two: *looks*

Person one: Haha gullible!

Person two: but there really is something on the ceiling

Person one: *looks*

Person two: And who's the gullible one here?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "Mom, I'M HOME."--Fernando...

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

█ 10 suicidal
██ 20 cannibal
███ 30 vampire
████ 40 no mercy
█████ 50 no care
██████ 60 immortal
███████ 70 smexy
████████ 80 emo
█████████ 90 gothic
██████████ 100 pure evil
Thats 760 of pure awesomeness

.█ 0school lover
. .██ 10joyful
. .███ 20nice
. .█████30stupid
. .██████40happy
. .███████50smart
. .████████60brave
. .█████████70crazy
. .██████████80clutzy
. .███████████90loveable
. .████████████100anime lover:)
. .█████████████110me!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser.

I speak my mind so I must be a bitch.

I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control.

I don't have a religion so I must not have morals.

I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible.

I am a liberal so I must be gay.

I'm southern so I must be white trash.

I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut.

I'm a punk so I must do drugs.

I am young so I must be naive.

I wear black so I must be a goth.

I am a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I dye my hair in crazy kind of colors so I must be looking for attention.

I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention.

I wear what I want so I must be a poser.

I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with gays so I must be gay too.

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude.

I'm bi so I must think that everyone I see is hot.

I don't like the sun so I must be albino.

I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party.

Repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. Write in Bold what you are or just put them down.

Dance. It keeps you sane.

When a man talks dirty, it's sexual harrassment. When a woman talks dirty, it's $2.50 a minute.

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LOVE AND SECRETS by LovelyReader04 reviews
GaaraXOC. Akira is in love with Gaara and is trying to fight her feeling for him. She can't be with him..too many people have told her to stay away from. But life won't let her complications ! Will she give into her heart? Will he let her go?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,531 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Gaara
4E by Piisa reviews
Gaara's going at his new high school...and guess who he finds there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
A Helping Hand by gleefulmusings reviews
Finn is injured on the football field and has to go the hospital. With his parents tied up, he's alone until Kurt Hummel descends on Lima like a prissy avenging angel. Injured!Finn, BAMF!Kurt, epic Kinn brotherhood. Kurt/Sam/Santana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L.] Finn H.
Pass the Coffee, Hold the Tea by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. [AU] "Hyuuga Neji is your typical boss: tall, dark, humorless, and an absolute loner." Who says being an assistant is easy? "The last thing I need is for people to think I am involved with my boss." Definitely not Tenten. [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Daddy Cool by IceQueenRia reviews
Puck's dad unexpectedly returns to Lima. Unsure how to handle his old man's return, he talks to the Gleeks, many of whom have daddy issues of their own. With the help of Kurt, his almost boyfriend, Puck learns what its like to have a cool dad. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kurt H., Puck, Burt H. - Complete
To Be Seen by Emoryems reviews
Kurt finds himself in a very dark place, balanced on a precipice without someone to pull him away. Warnings for attempted suicide and depression. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Taylor's New Life by Alice kid reviews
Taylor Evans saw the Naruto episode where Gaara died. The next day, she wakes up in her beloved Gaara's arms, and begins life there. But will Gaara feel the same way about her as she does about him? Or will he die before anything happens?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaara
Memoirs of a Gay Boy: Fire Emblem Style by Oriel Kurosaki reviews
Zero, a bisexual boy from the U.S. gets transported into Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. YAOI! Maybe off break...we'll see.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,316 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008
Diaries of the Heartbroken by Rini-Rose reviews
YAOI - Gaara x Neji. Gaara observes his one love, Neji Hyuga, from afar. When they finally connect, Gaara thinks the sparks fly. What is the silken haired boys thinking?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Once Again by tafih.triple.threat reviews
Namikaze Minato, the Yondaime, is given a second chance at life by the Shinigami. Unfortunately the god of Death had a sudden sense of humor and reincarnated the Hokage into a teenage girl's body.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,254 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Snow by silverstrand1 reviews
Jacob imprints on fourteen year old Ginny Baak but can she survive in the sureal life of Twilight?It might help that shes already read the books!Will Jacob's love be tested when Ginny is bitten? Will Jacob's pride drive Ginny into another set of cold arm?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Jacob
Poisoned Cinnamon by DewWater reviews
Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,568 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Snapdragons by Noc007 reviews
Sarutobi Amaya. Grandaughter of the Third Hokage. So what. What matters to her the most is proving she has what it takes to become one of the best kunoichi in Konoha. One problem: The Uchiha gets in her way and that just pisses her off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,237 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Dream of You by Tweetiekins reviews
The Cullen family moved away for Renesmee's safety, leaving Jacob behind. But Renesmee begins to dream of her old best friend after 5 years of being apart. Watch as their relationship develops after she goes back to Forks. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
To Another World by Cheria reviews
Ayanokouji Ryuuki was a normal high school student, except for the fact that he has a strange tattoo and that he can feel the emotions of others around him. One day, during a school trip, he and the other students get sucked in and wake up in Tellius...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silk Flowers by angelforshow reviews
AU. Wedding. Sakura contemplates the feeling of true love, even as she approaches the alter. "This is every little girl's true love story."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Mornings by stealth gato reviews
silly fic about Akatsuki. If you don't know anything about them then you probably shouldn't read because there are kind of spoilers i guess. rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
AntiWings by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I want to FLY someday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha High by Achemist-chan reviews
One hot new student, another hot exchange student, weird teachers, and a lot of violent chicks. That's just some of what Konoha High is known for. SasuSaku, GaaOC, InoShika, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Purposely Accidental by fannypacked reviews
AU Tenten's life was simple before she met Neji. He complicates things to say the least. To add to that, the father to her 5-year-old son suddenly shows up one night. She finds herself wondering whether meeting Neji was coincidental or not. NejiTen Cmplt
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,902 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Under the old apple tree by Takiizumi-Rei reviews
She found comfort in the arms of someone she never knew she would. Under the old apple tree... SasuSaku AU one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just a Joke by xxchibixbakaxx reviews
well how to put this simple...Ino, Chouji, and Kankarou lock Temari and Shikamaru in a small shed. Doesnt sound so bad exept that Chouji secretly hid a camerera in it! Will things start to heat up between Temari and Shikamaru? read to find out!ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Why Don't You Love Me Anymore? by mommy2dog reviews
this is my first fanfic. sasuke comes back and is in love with sakura. sakura loves him but decides to hide the pain he caused by going out with sai who likes her. sasuke seeing this becomes jealous. pairs: sasusaku, naruhina, shikaino, nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beware the Guard Goose? by MintiNeko reviews
Naruto had faced many obstacles in his courtship of Hinata, from beatings to pools of piranha, but never anything quite like this. "Let me get this straight. You got attacked by...a duck?" "Goose. And don't rub it in."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Observations by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
NejiTen. Tenten notices a lot of things about her long-haired Teammate. What happens when she decides to tell him...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Puppy Love by Higura Natume reviews
Kiba is turned into a dog as a result of a transformation jutsu. Ino picks him up without knowing that the dog is Kiba. Kibaino obviously
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Emergency Husband Date Recollection System by blissyblissliss reviews
[Sasusaku] Sasuke may have forgotten something very important.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Muttled Intentions by doryishness reviews
Tobi and puppies. That’s what started it all. When Tobi finds a nearlydead puppy, he pleads with Itachi to keep it – then promptly dumps it on him to take to the nearest vet. Grudingly, Itachi sneaks back into Konoha to give the pup to Hana Inuzuka.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Hana I., Itachi U.
Content Only With a Kiss by molliepup1 reviews
NejiTen oneshot. Team Gai goes camping, and all Neji wants is a moment alone with Tenten, but unfortunately, his teammate and sensei keep interrupting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji's Birthday: Welcome to Dreamland! by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
[Complete][NejiTen] Due to a little... incident, Neji decides to stay indoors until his hair grows out again, even during his own birthday! But maybe a little dream will change his mind... rated T just in case. A... bit OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Pain reviews
If the nations hurt when their citizens die, Hiroshima and Nagasaki had to really suck for Kiku. China POV, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2012 - China, Japan - Complete
Merry GD Christmas, You D reviews
Sequel to Happy F-ing Birthday, but can easily be read alone. It's Christmas time, and Santana's expecting a present. Reviews equal More Puckish goodness!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Santana L. - Complete
Happy Fing Birthday, You Geek reviews
It's Puck's birthday, and somebody gets him a geeky gift. Turned out a bit fluffier at the very end than I intended, which led to the sequel. Reviews equal more Puckish goodness!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Puck - Complete
Vegas reviews
Vegas: gambling, alcohol, anger, slutty women, pimps, and pit-bosses all in one tidy package. Hmmm, sound like anybody familiar? Naruto shares his epiphany. NOTE: Review Please! We will love you forever!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Gone reviews
songfic based off of Just a Dream. Hinata is supposed to get married, and ends up at a funeral instead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Real Men reviews
Poignant little songfic based off of Jack Ingram's song "That's a Man." Kakashi's POV, post-canon. It really is very sweet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Witch Doctor reviews
Seth and Jacob are running patrol. Everybody knows that for teenage boys, bored minds can mean nightmares. Mid-Breaking Dawn, pre-Renesmee. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Bringing Back Uchiha reviews
Poem written by my little sister about the Sasuke Retrieval mission. It could be Naruto or Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete