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 Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, A song of Ice and Fire, Stormlight Archive, and Avengers. On AO3 by the same name. I'm a writer. A good one? That remains to be seen. My fics? Mostly wacky and crack-treated-seriously. They also almost always have to scratch an itch I've got and can't find any other fics to do so with. I'm talking about OC-Self-Insert characters that go different routes. Also, mostly No-Bashing in my fics, because that sorta thing kinda got old fast for me. |
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Canucks by GreaterGoodIreland reviews
A small group of Canadian soldiers are transported to Westeros, beyond the Wall. - "What the bugger's a Canadian?" - Ygritte of the Free Folk
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 344,862 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 5/14/2022 - Jon S., Val, Ygritte, OC
Harry the Hufflepuff 5 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/14/2021 - Complete
Healer Harry - A Fanfic by SalTalStudios reviews
"Huh, not...what I was expecting."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,546 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/21/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Star Wars: Legends Never Die by Black' Victor Cachat reviews
Luke and Mara (and R2) were just heading back to the New Republic to announce their engagement, when they find themselves a galaxy where they never met, history has changed, & all they fought for threatened to be undone by something called the First Order. They'll deal with that after they get off this dustball 'Jakku,' and—is that the Millennium Falcon? Legends meets movie-verse
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,066 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 7/29/2023 - Published: 2/8/2020 - [Luke S., Mara Jade] Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,679 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 5/12/2023 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos - Complete
Secret Lessons by ProfessorQuill101 reviews
When Fleur finds out Harry can throw off the Imperius Curse, she demands that he teach her. Seeing as Harry isn't really sure how he does it himself, his teaching technique is a little...unconventional.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 4/18/2023 - Published: 11/16/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
When the Roses Bloom Again by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
With Sirius dead, Harry seizes an unexpected opportunity to save his godfather, only to find himself in more trouble than he could have imagined. Arriving in 1930s Britain, he now must navigate a new world, and a different threat still with Voldemort's emergence on the horizon. But first, there was a greater war he must face, and a new foe; a Dark Lord he knew not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 767,062 - Reviews: 6067 - Favs: 12,590 - Follows: 10,920 - Updated: 3/2/2023 - Published: 9/12/2021 - [Harry P., Minerva M.] Charlus P., Arcturus B. - Complete
The Cuirassier and her Chevalier by LaChasseur reviews
In the year 1815, the Colonel Potter of the British Army meets the Comtesse Delacour at the head of her cuirassiers on the battlefield. Their duty is to fight and die at the hands of the one they love. Nearly two centuries later, a tournament is to be held at Hogwarts School, and the two come together once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,364 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/27/2023 - Published: 6/16/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 12,374 - Follows: 5,999 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
An Honest Woman by WickedTheRedHorse reviews
Female Jaime Lannister (married to Stannis). Male Cersei and Brienne. "To Aerys Targaryen, the Second of His Name. And to the blade that opened his throat. It was a sword, you know. People believe that I stabbed him in the back with a dagger having weaselled my way in his bed," She gave a harsh laugh. "He'd likely have preferred it that way, and called me Joanna all the while,"
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,281 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2022 - Published: 7/9/2020 - Brienne T., Catelyn T., Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 3286 - Favs: 9,992 - Follows: 12,670 - Updated: 4/25/2022 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 14,942 - Follows: 18,398 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
A Spoonful of Sugar by DarknessEnthroned reviews
Sometimes, a spoonful of sugar's all you need to make life taste a little sweeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/8/2021 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Bad Education by magicspacehole reviews
What he had pictured in his head when he'd first thought of teaching were long, sweeping orations, students hanging on his every word, young minds being taken in and inspired by his message. What he did not fully consider, however, was that he would actually have to teach. (In which Tom Riddle begins teaching at Hogwarts and realizes just what a horribly stupid idea it was.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,348 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Albus D., Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 2/25/2021 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
United under Moonlight by HonorverseFan reviews
Harry Potter, a sixth-year Gryffindor, embarks on a rendezvous with his lady love on the day of Saint Valentine, guided by the silvery light of the Moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Harry P., OC] Fleur D. - Complete
The Dolores Doctrine by mediaboy reviews
In a post-Voldemost British Empire, Harry Potter rejoins society after a long period of Umbridge-enforced solitude in a manor house won by conquest. What is the Granger Institute, why do the Unspeakables want to talk to him, and just what happens if you ignore all your mail for fifteen years? Rating provisional. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,965 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/6/2021 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Edelweiss by SalTalStudios reviews
When Harry got on a broom for the first time to catch Neville's Remembrall, he never imagined it would be the start of a series of events that would lead him to a certain French witch and change his life forever. One-shot. Flowerpot. AU-no horcruxes, Pettigrew captured at the end of 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,026 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Wolf Of Casterly Rock by WickedTheRedHorse reviews
Lyanna Stark survives the successful Rebellion, only to be married to Jaime Lannister whilst her son is raised with his uncle in Winterfell. Their relationship goes from strangers to friends to... something else.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,266 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Jaime L., Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Lyanna S. - Complete
Brú Enda by Elipsa reviews
It had never been in his plans to keep the Deathly Hallows. His plan was to move on with his life. Get married. Have kids. Instead, he died. And came back in a new body. A body that did not age as the years passed. And the only one to keep him company was one he called Lady Death. Until Nick Fury interrupted his solace. OLD TITLE: Ever Changing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Harry P., Thor, Loki - Complete
Battle of Heroes: Earth vs Olympus by stiltsrosko reviews
Percy and Annabeth thought that life was finally going as planned. A year after the war with Gaea, they are preparing to head to New Rome to start college. But things don't ever go as planned. SHIELD has become a little too interested in Percy, and when an unlucky video reaches Nick Fury, partially revealing Percy's control of the ocean, how will he, and later the Avengers, react?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,092 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 1/26/2019 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
Twins by Andrius reviews
Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 1,574 - Published: 2/2/2020 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
The Best Defence by Untold Harmony reviews
A solid portion of the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry considers the resident Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and his wife to be "goals". This is why. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 246 - Published: 12/7/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by elmembrila reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 433,054 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 1,611 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 8,741 - Follows: 6,448 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 6,768 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Eternal Consort by Daenyathos reviews
Bitter and lost after having his heart broken, Percy is suddenly confronted with an unexpected offer he had turned down once before. Though this time, its benefits are certainly much more enjoyable... Harem/Smut/Sex.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Aphrodite, Percy J., Piper M.
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,153 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Iron Infinity by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
Dr. Strange saw NO future where Thanos didn't win and wipe out the universe. Still, they valiantly try. Broken and defeated, Stephen enacts a desperate gamble, using the Time Stone to send Tony ten years into the past, right back to when he met Yinsen. Armed with foresight and terrible resolve, Tony WILL protect the planet. OR, how Tony accidentally became a God.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,610 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 9/7/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 721 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 10,881 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6208 - Favs: 18,624 - Follows: 19,821 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 5,518 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Wither by Concept101 reviews
"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 13,103 - Follows: 14,709 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Catching Lightning in a Firewhisky Bottle by WriteAlong reviews
Hiding his identity behind a drunkard's facade, a broken and drunken wizard stumbles about - and accidently right into the past! Being just in time to save his parents from Voldemort, Harry Potter realizes that there was only one thing he could do. "Time tah f'cking sober up." Timetravel. Hidden Identity. Master of Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,897 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015
Lunete by Altairadactyl reviews
"Potatoes wear jackets. This is a coat, Harry Potter, and a rather fetching one at that if I do say so myself. I thought about wearing it to Bill and Fleur's wedding, but I thought it might be a bit too muggle for that crowd."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
God of What? by Rex Draconium reviews
Percy Jackson had saved the world form the Titans destruction. In return, the Gods offered him the chance to become a God. Being the good person he is, he refused. Luckily (or not), the Gods had already decided. One-Shot, one sided Hestia/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Aphrodite, Percy J., Hestia - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 11,706 - Follows: 4,646 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Now and Forever by Northumbrian reviews
The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of deceased heroes like Harry Potter, can be relocated. Can't they? Hubert Dalrymple has a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 5,911 - Follows: 1,923 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 12,822 - Follows: 4,030 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 10,694 - Follows: 4,690 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 8,739 - Follows: 4,850 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 10,643 - Follows: 6,207 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Price of Love by hereticalvision reviews
It wasn't enough that Ron's sister died; six months later Hermione left him for Harry. Grieving, furious and bitter, how long will it be before Ron breaks? Contains H/Hr, R/H, hints of R/A and guest stars the nextgen kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 5,463 - Follows: 1,560 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Double Agent by jc155896 reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 464 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6784 - Favs: 20,756 - Follows: 7,935 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 9,402 - Follows: 1,345 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
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The Fourth Champion reviews
The burnt piece of parchment had the name Harry Potter written on it. The only problem was that it didn't specify which Harry Potter, and the Goblet of Fire only chose those who were worthy, which meant that a certain Master of Death was pulled from the future. (Master of Death Harry Potter Dimension travel)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/26/2023 - Published: 4/22/2022 - Harry P., Cho C., OC, Death
The Gang of Three reviews
"Man," said Aegon. "Shit hit the fan the moment we realized all three of us had in fact been reborn into this world with the memories of our previous life. We were never going to be able to keep to canon in the first place anyway."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/11/2023 - Published: 11/4/2023
A Legate of Valyria reviews
AU - The Doom of Valyria Never Happened. Main pairing - Aegon (Son of Baelon)/Alicent Hightower.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/14/2023 - Published: 8/7/2023 - OC, Alicent H.
The Prince in the East reviews
Aegon Targaryen (Son of Baelon) ventures past the Jade Gates and into the far east.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/27/2023 - Published: 6/6/2023
A Knight of the Vale reviews
On the night of the bedding, Daemon Targaryen and Rhea Royce conceive a son, and the Dance of the Dragons is forever different. (OC Royce SI)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,571 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 5/28/2023 - Published: 11/1/2022 - Rhaenyra T., OC, Alicent H., Daemon T./The Rogue Prince
A Surfeit of Heirs reviews
A completely self-indulgent self-insert of Aegon (Son of Baelon), done only as a writing exercise for my own benefit, and because a plot-bunny of the Dance Era from the recesses of my brain just needed to be written.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/23/2022 - Daemon T./The Rogue Prince, Viserys I, Baelon the Brave
The Dying of the Dragons reviews
Aemond Targaryen has a twin brother. (OC Targaryen Self-Insert)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 252 - Published: 10/29/2022 - OC, Aemond T., Helaena T.
The Prince of Lys reviews
"I am not the King Who Bore the Sword. I am not Daemon Blackfyre. I am Daemion of Lys. There is no lust for the Iron Throne in me. But your offer does intrigue me." (OC Blackfyre Self-Insert)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/14/2022 - Published: 7/25/2022 - Daenerys T./Dany, OC
Holly Potter and the Dimension Traveling Uncle reviews
Holly Potter gets a visitor in the night who has a lightning bolt scar on his forehead, an eyepatch on his left eye, and Potter for a last name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,179 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/1/2022 - Published: 8/3/2022 - Harry P.
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure reviews
Helena runs into an old man whilst on the precipice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/28/2022 - Harry P., Helena R. - Complete
The Lord and Lady Slytherin reviews
"Harry? Isn't he perfect?" "Well, for a future dark lord in an infant's body, I guess he's okay." "Harry! Don't say things like that. You're going to upset little Tom." - Being thrown back to the year 1927, Master of Death Harry Potter does the only thing he can do, adopt Tom Riddle as his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/29/2022 - Published: 7/27/2022 - [Harry P., Death] Tom R. Jr.
The Lion of Lannister reviews
[Abandoned and Discontinued] Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion have an older brother who knows something. Lannister centric fic! (OC Lannister Self-Insert)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,402 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 7/21/2022 - Published: 12/24/2021 - Sansa S., Tyrion L., OC
Master of Death and Wielder of Infinity reviews
After Harry Potter defeated Voldemort and united the Deathly Hallows, he thought his work was done, but Death had other plans. Becoming the Master of Death was only the first step, and now he had to gather the six Infinity Stones, for Death had showed him what would happen if he did not, and genocide on a Universal Scale wasn't exactly an enticing alternative. (Heavily AU)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 7/19/2022 - Published: 2/12/2022 - Harry P., Teddy L., Death
Corvus Augustus Prince and The Slug Club reviews
"You are a first-year student who has been doing magic for all of a month. I have been doing it for longer than you have existed. But I can say that I have no intention of harming Severus. He is my cousin after all, and blood is thicker than water." - Severus Snape has cousins at Hogwarts and it changes everything - (OC Prince Family Self-Insert)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,432 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/11/2022 - Published: 1/20/2022 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., OC
Gift of God reviews
With his father imprisoned on Azkaban, and the war growing ever closer, Theodore Nott decides to act in his own favor. (Half-Blood Prince AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2022 - Published: 6/11/2022 - Theodore N., Daphne G.
Brightlord Stormblessed reviews
AU - Kaladin Stormblessed takes the Shardblade instead of giving it away.
Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2022 - [Kaladin S., OC]
Playing with Fiendfyre reviews
Phil Coulson attempts to recruit Great Britain's richest man, the CEO of Gryffindor-Potter Industries, with mixed results. (Harry Potter X MCU oneshot)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 249 - Published: 6/20/2022 - [Harry P., Death] Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Lions and Vipers reviews
Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion have two older brothers who know something. Lannister-centric fic! (OC Lannister Self-Insert)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/14/2022 - Cersei L., Jaime L., Jon S., OC
How the Convoluted Peerage Systems of Magical Europe Defeated the Dark reviews
The Tri-Wizard Tournament is held in France and everything changes. Featuring - OC Malfoy Self-Insert! Pureblood Politics & Customs cranked to 11! Lots of OC Characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 231 - Published: 3/31/2022 - [OC, Fleur D.] Harry P., Draco M.
Corvus Black and the Timeline reviews
Andromeda is smitten with Ted Tonks and is not as subtle as she thinks. Thankfully she has Corvus Black to the resuce, with his reluctant (kinda) sidekick Narcissa! There are just some things that Corvus wants to remain canon and who wouldn't want to meet atleast one of Harry Potter's parents. Our Self-insert has some fun. The usual cast for a Marauders era fic, plus some extras!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,402 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/21/2022 - Published: 12/7/2021 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Harry Potter and His Crippling Tea Addiction reviews
Crack Fic - Harry Potter, the older brother to two idiots and resident Ravenclaw of the family, deals with his problems by drinking tea.Having a Gryffindor and a Hufflepuff as his younger brothers should have been easy, it wasn't. At least he wasn't the Boy-Who-Lived, could you imagine going through all of that shit? With-James and Lily survive! Ravenclaw Harry, SI-OC Potter kids
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/21/2022 - [OC, Pansy P.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Clan Skywalker Just Got A Whole Lot Bigger reviews
Time traveling Skywalkers who are also not really Skywalkers but they also are Skywalkers in all the ways that count. Anakin gets help from the best people possible, his grandchildren.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/4/2022 - Published: 12/24/2021 - Anakin Skywalker, Jacen S., Jaina S., Anakin Solo
The Very French Malfoy And The Goblet of Fire reviews
Draco Malfoy's got a twin sister and an older brother, and that changes a lot of things, especially when one of them is a Beauxbatons student arriving for the Tri-Wizard Tournament. (OC Malfoy self-insert)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,934 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/29/2022 - Published: 12/20/2021 - [OC, Fleur D.] Viktor K., Penelope C.
Corvus Gaunt and The Hufflepuff Supreme reviews
He's a Gaunt, He's a Hufflepuff, and He's a self-insert! He's gotta mess with expectations!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,259 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/24/2022 - Published: 12/15/2021 - OC, Daphne G., Flora C., Hestia C.
The Grandfather-Nargle-Goblet-Of-Fire Conspiracy reviews
Who said there had to be only three champions in the Tri-Wizard Tournament? Magic certainly didn't. Harry Potter's fourth year is about to get a very interesting... (OC Black Family Self-Insert Time traveling grandkids)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/17/2022 - Harry P., Luna L., OC
The Warg King reviews
Jon Snow meets a man with one eye, a sword that has a dragonhead pommel, and a direwolf the size of a horse whilst he is with Mance Rayder's host marching on the Wall. (OC Wildling/Free Folk Self-Insert)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,803 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 1/12/2022 - Published: 1/6/2022 - [Val, OC] [Jon S., Ygritte]
The Dark Lord Weasley reviews
Christopher Weasley - Eighth Weasley Child - is an enterprising dark lord. He needs to recruit his minions like any dark lord should and what better place to do so then at Hogwarts? (OC Weasley Self-Insert)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/4/2022 - Published: 1/1/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., OC
Truly Unspeakable reviews
Catherine Potter, Girl-Who-Lived, Woman-Who-Conquered, Master of Death, has done everything right. She survived the war and made it out on the other side. Then her wife had to go and touch something in the Department of Mysteries. Who knew time travel was part of being a Master of Death?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/27/2021 - Published: 12/25/2021 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Draco M., Neville L.
The Boys In Gold reviews
The words were still ringing in his ears. The smoke was rising from their blasters. The body in front of them was riddle with bolts, blue skin marred black. Marshal Commander Bly's hands trembled, his blaster falling to the ground. He let a scream rip from his throat, and just when things couldn't get any worse, he felt something pull at his stomach. [Time travel fic!]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/14/2021 - Published: 12/9/2021 - Aayla S., OC, Commander Bly