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Hey Peeps! To avoid any confusion I just changed my pen name. It used to be hopeless addict but I feel this one reflects better on my personality.

Now here is a bunch of junk and what-have-you!

Name: Hannah

Location: The land where the rain never ceases ,thats right, England! (Kinda like Forks!)

Fave Things: My room, My laptop and my space!

Books: Twilight - Stephenie Meyer (Stephenie, you are an angel straight from Heaven)

New Moon - Ditto

Eclipse - Ditto

Pirates - Celia Rees

Anne of Green Gables - Someone whose name I forget)

Films - Titanic, Tuck Everlasting, The Horse Whisperer, The Spongebob Movie, Star Wars Trilogy (Both of them) and The Moulin Rouge.

Songs: Within Temtation - All songs

Linkin Park - In The End

Martina Mcbride - God's Will, This One's For The Girls

Kelly Clarkson - All of the album Breakaway

Pet Hates!:

People who stereotype the english as either snobs or Cockney. I am neither. I speak with a faint accent of my local area.

English Muffins: I don't actually mind the taste but I just dont get why they're called English muffins because THEY'RE NOT EVEN ENGLISH!!

Soz if I freaked you out with the Caps Lock.

Cockcroaches: I think they were put on this earth soley to be disgusting and creepy.

People who swear all the time. I know more people like that than I care to think about.

If you think Edward Cullen/Jasper Hale/Emmett Cullen/Carlisle Cullen are hot then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are constantly falling madly and passionatly in love with fictional charactors copy this into your profile. coughJaspercough.

92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/Americian Eagle told them it was uncool to breath, if you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh then copy and paste this intoyour profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. (LOL. I've given it up for lent and am about to pass out through lack of...-Passes out and lands on the floor with a thud-)

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word four or less letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (the word was town and I spelt it twon 3x in a row. My mother found this wierdly funny)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.

If you always find that when your watching a movie/Film some actor will pop up on the screen and you will be saying, "ooh ohh, I know him/her!" but you can't remember where you've seen them from thus spioling your enjoyment of the movie/film then copy this onto your profile..

Roger and the Revolving Apricot smugglers (hehe) if for some reson you find the randomness of that funny, then copy it on to your profile.

If you went on google earth and looked up Forks/La Push just so you could stare at them awe, then copy this onto your profile.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace.

Feel free to copy this

Homophobia Is Gay

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

If you think homophobia is gay then copy this into your profile


I went to a birthday party,

But I remembered what you said

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't chose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should

I knew I made a healthy choice and

And your advice to me was right

As the party Finlay ended,

And the kids drove out of site.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something i expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement.

I can hear the Policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood was all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell my sister not to be afraid,

Tell Daddy to be brave,

And when i go to Heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me, Mom,

As i lay here and die,

But now all i have to say is,

I love you, and Goodbye

If you are against Drink Driving copy this onto your Profile

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


“Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn’t have a happy ending- but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.”- Rosalie Hale (Eclipse)

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night, very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty, when you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."-Edward Cullen (New Moon)

"Of course, I'll always love you...in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it's time for a change. Because I'm...tired of pretending to be something I'm not, Bella. I am not not human. I've let this go on much too long, and I'm sorry for that."- Edward (New Moon)

"I'd never given much thought to how I would die--though I'd had reason enough in the last few months--but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this."- Bella (Twilight)

"'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,' he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
'What a stupid lamb,' I sighed.
'What a sick, masochistic lion.'"- Edward and Bella (Twilight)

-- Thus that which is the most awful of evils, death, is nothing to us, since when we exist there is no death, and when there is death we do not exist.- Epicurus

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.- Gilda Radner

I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.- Padme (Star Wars II)

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This is just a note to tell everyone that I may not do anymore Fanfics. It's not that I don't want to ,because I really, really do, but my family wont mind their own so I think the best thing to do is just keep my stories in my head. If I ever know that I can write on this without my privacy being invaded then I will let you know. (Sob!)

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Love always comes with a history by Just.Kez reviews
Bella, has an awful life until she runs away and meets the Cullens, starts a bit differently. ExB :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,862 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 11/26/2007
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Be My Escape by You'reTheMoon reviews
After running away from home, Alice finds herself taken in by an inhumanly beautiful family. Are they really human? And what happens when she takes a particular interest in one of them? AU. Jasper/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Alice, Jasper
You Make Me Retch by Maggiles reviews
Bella Swan is an ex thief. Edward is a prince soon to be king. As Bella runs from arrest, she stumbles across Edward. Soon after that, all hell breaks loose in the Kingdom. Can two people who hate eachother fall in love? BXE REVIEWS EQUAL UPDATES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,473 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Edward in the Meadow by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
This is Twilight in EPOV starting from the meadow scene. Read and Review! Discontinued. See Version 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Edward
Not Just a One Night Stand by Apple Slushie reviews
Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Convince Me by Aleatoire reviews
The Cullens are the ruling class of the Volturi, strict and traditional. What happens when Edward is ordered to go and meet with a new coven of 'Vegetarian' vampires called the Swans? Will he find romance with the youngest, Bella? AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,563 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
The Impossibility of Surviving by Simply Emma reviews
AU: Bella was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ends up locked away from the world in a basement with very little hope of escaping, that is until Edward Masen stumbles upon her case. Is survival really ever possible though after all that? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,239 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mind Games by Unfortunately Muggle reviews
When someone Bella is close to has a mental disorder that goes undiscovered and puts her in danger will she let Edward look after her or will she protect the person no matter what the cost?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
Summer Holiday by dazzledduo reviews
All are human. Bella, Rosalie and Alice are off on holiday and meet the mouth-watering Edward, Emmett and Jasper. What fun will they have in the sun? Will romance bloom? Any ideas sent in a PM would be greatly appreciated. little break though for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
Edward's Apology by call me crumpet reviews
Set on the plane leaving Italy, New Moon. Bella finally gets angry at Edward for leaving her and has a breakdown. This is how I thought it should've happened, in the book Bella holds back too much for Edward's sake. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Reunion reviews
Bella never jumps but edward comes back anyway. Full summary inside. Set in NM. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete