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Joined 03-11-08, id: 1521907, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hi, my name's Deberah, but mot peope call me Debbie...well, the people who can be arsed. lol.

Ummm...what do people usually write on here? I'm a young'un, so be nice!

Well, what can say? I love reading, which, I won't lie, was the original reason for my coming on here, not to write, but I thought 'what the hell?' and decided to give it a go, so don't be too harsh!

For Bella's Audi in New Beginnings, this is it- http/www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/061011002.jpg (I hope that works!)

If you hadn't already gathered, I am a HUGE Twilight fan! I also like to use Avril Lavigne songs for my muse.

The following was not my creation, just a fabulous thing I found! :

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You go to a party sit down and take myspace pics

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you love the song 'Shadow of the Day' post this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen, although that would be super cool), copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yeah. My mom told me Edward wasn't real. It hurt me. Deeply.)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep. I'm the only sane person left. Look! A semi-colon!...Yeah.)

If you don't believe in "God" or "Jesus", but youdo beleive in "something", or have a religion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Edward more than Bella, post this on your profile.

If you wanted to throttle Jacob Black (a.k.a. the dog) during New Moon or Eclipse, post this on your profile.

Ok, this is going to sound way obsessed with Twilight, When you read the good reviews about Twilight on the back cover and your heart soars, post this on your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY

I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Exotic by Horuseye reviews
In a different world Harry is drawn out of his solitude and sold as an exotic magical creature to the Dark Lord. Slash, malepreg, AU, threesomes & foursomes, so be aware
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
A Series of Detentions by thedarkestdesire reviews
Hermione has a thing for Snape and vise versa. Snape keeps giving Hermione detention. What happens in detention stays there. Hermione x Snape. Rated M for sexual content. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
5 Steps by thedarkestdesire reviews
Draco has to stay at Hogwarts for the holidays and has devised a 5 step plan to make Hermione his. Rated M for content. Please read and review. Crappy summary I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Your Not Alone by Tao-Ri-Sarra reviews
Even though Bella thinks she's all alone at night, she's really not at all. Within the shadows lurks the most beautiful being known to walk upon this wretched earth, watching the amazingly angelic girl in her sleep, protecting her from all evil.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Too Late by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Bella was being stalked by those four men in Port Angeles. What if Edward didn't make it in time? BxE 4 evah!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Breaking Dawn by DebussyToThis reviews
After Eclipse. Edward and Bella are pushing the boundaries of their relationship as the wedding and her transformation come ever closer. The course of true love never does run smooth, and apparently neither does the road to eternal life! Lemons? Yup!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,558 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Breaking Dawn my version by shinny-silver-volvo-owner reviews
B/E takes place before wedding. a strange series of events causes Bella and Edward to have some crazy revalations. WARNING CHAPTER 4 CONTAINS RAPE! its better then you might think. I LOVE MY EDITOR!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seduction With Bite by HumidGlue reviews
Edward and Bella explore their sexual relationship, but soon find themselves in grave danger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Slave For You by Elli Cole reviews
Bets were always fun. And Hermione Granger's bet with Draco Malfoy isn't any different either. Smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Predicament of Marriage by xanthos reviews
A matchmaking Voldemort? Hermione a slave? Snape an unwilling master? Hmmm, maybe :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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New Endings reviews
So, I was told to write a sequel, and being the kind person I am, I obliged. Willingly, I assure you. This story will NOT make sense without reading New Beggings first, I assure you. Please read and reveiw. This may go up to an M, but for now it's T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Never say Never
Malcolm and Lucia have never liked each other, but are forced together by their parents. But what will happen when Malcolm's brother comes home from school? Please R&R. Maybe lemons later, but for now it's only T: I may put it up to an M. Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008
New Beginnings reviews
This is my take on how Bella deals with Jacob's obvious aversion to her new self. NOT FOR JACOB LOVERS! Rape and lemons in later chapters. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008