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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7496 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Macbeth. What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during PoA, but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Company by madamefaust reviews
Modern Retelling for theatre geeks. At a liberal arts college in Rhode Island, the lives of Erik, Christine, Raoul, the Persian, the corps de ballet and others cross to make for one seriously crazy freshman year. Rated for language and mild drug use.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 169,110 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009
Black Knight Moves Forward by the real snape reviews
The Giant Wizard Chess is meant to protect the Philosopher's Stone. But, as Severus finds out, there's more to it than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Kiddie Kare for Hogwarts Teachers by Alexannah reviews
Head Boy and Girl Harry and Hermione have a major problem on their hands. After a dodgy delivery to the school, they're forced to open a day-care centre ... for the former staff of Hogwarts! HPHG ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Now That I'm Older by Adela by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Adela Edwards has turned 13, and now that she's so much older, she sees the world and S & M a little differently from the way she did last summer. Sequel to "My Journal about Life and Severus and Miranda." Severus/Minerva
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] OC - Complete
My Journal About My Life and Stephen and Miranda by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Adela is a young Muggle who wants to be a writer. When a mysterious couple named Stephen and Miranda moves in next door to her, she decides to keep a journal about them. "Bewitched" meets "Harriet the Spy." Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] OC - Complete
Tarnished Silver Faded Gold: Exchange by Hellen Highwater reviews
Part I of a series of drabbles featuring Severus and Minerva's friendship. Gifts. Oneshot, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
In Love And War by waking epiphany reviews
A decrepit, crumbling carnival is the setting of Sarah and Jareth's final showdown for not only her friends' freedom, but Sarah's own. Is thirteen hours enough time for Sarah to solve the riddle of Goblin King's labyrinthine heart?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,031 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Grant Me In Death by auri mynonys reviews
When she falls into the Black Sleep, Eowyn finds that there are many shadows who want to destroy her - and one who will do anything to save her. One-shot for 13 o'clock Erik.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Grima W., Eowyn
Moste Perilous Potion Master Tales by Nearly headless Natalie reviews
The Chronicles of Severus Snape, the young Hogwarts Potion Master. Add snark and black robes with a helping of amusing disasters. Stir well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Severus S.
Storm by auri mynonys reviews
AU, Post-ROTK. Eowyn is caught in a storm and is forced to stay in Orthanc, where she confronts a demon from her past... Grima/Eowyn. Eowyn's POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,488 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Grima W., Eowyn
The Unholy Trinity by selmak reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Still Recruiting by whitehound reviews
100-word drabble. The new Headmaster has his own method of dealing with graffiti....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Familiar Conversation by Captain Evermind reviews
A bit of staffroom banter between our favourte Hogwarts Professors, for no other reason than because I felt like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Dumbledore Dilemma by Alexis Kent reviews
When a series of cruel caricatures of Dumbledore mysteriously appear in Hogwarts, Harry is determined to see that they are stopped. But while working to defend the Headmaster, Harry ends up learning a valuable lesson about himself. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter Notes III by thedeejayy reviews
Third of the notes. The real use of a napkin is revealed to be hidden communication on the teachers' table at breakfast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Secrets of the Dead by Mediterranean May reviews
AU. RLSB slash. When Sirius moves to a new town, to live in an old manor, he makes new friends and develops a crush on a boy at school, Remus, but his life takes a dark turn when a spirit inside the manor begins to haunt him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,498 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Like Father, Like Son by WaterSeal reviews
Ah, the hospital wing. Who doesn't love it? James and Harry of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ordinary Day by wotchertonks7 reviews
Seventh year. Severus and Lily are going to the New Year’s Ball together. However, James and the Marauders will go to any lengths to keep them apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 268 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
One Gay Day at Hogwarts by TJ Robinson reviews
One-shot. Every day at Hogwarts is strange, but some days are stranger than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Cruel And Unusual Torture by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Like Now by Ionel reviews
Snape comes back to G.Place12 after a Death Eater Gathering and someone's waiting for him ... and someone finds out, what a coincidence AU SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Stibbons Awards by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Discworld's equivalent of a certain Internetbased prize. Ridcully embarrasses Ponder yet again. 250 words, just because I wanted to see if I could keep to a limit.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the HalfBlood Prince by DailyProphetEditor reviews
What do you do when your best friend's murderer turns up and claims to be innocent? What do you do when you realise you start trusting him again? What do you do when you fall in love against your will and with a man half your age? My Book 7, much AU to DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius Nursery Tales by Laume reviews
AU, OOC. Lily and James go out, leaving Harry in his uncles'care, two of whom quickly learn never to let Sirius do the bedtime stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Eight Legs of Love by Quiet2885 reviews
Kay Erik became really sad and angsty when Christine wanted him to kill a spider. How will Leroux Erik react in a similar situation? Just a bit of humor : Helps to have read Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Lips of the Grave by Lance Ruhiru reviews
kenny will be a serial killer who is serially killed: trey parker, october 19, 1998.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Polyjuice Prongs by Conqueror Worm reviews
Oh, yes, Potter,' Severus hissed silkily. 'I'm overjoyed to be standing like a pompous ass, periodically ruffling my hair.' MWPP era. Snape and James temporarily switch identities with Polyjuice Potion. Not slash. Oneshot. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2007 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Git Defined by Solstice Muse reviews
A series of eight 'One Shots' exploring the different types of 'Git' in the Potterverse. Told from the perspective of different Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,150 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Baba Yaga and the Wizard by Perosha reviews
Or, The Tale of Karkarov the Cowardly. A small fairy tale starring everyone's favorite Durmstrang headmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2006 - I. Karkaroff - Complete
Scar Tissue by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape cannot believe his eyes. Surely the great Albus Dumbledore would never stoop to...that? A silly short fic. No warnings, no angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Lone Wolf by moonyprof reviews
Lupin works the night shift on a golden oldies radio show, learns how to do his laundry, and eats his own sofa. Takes place just prior to PoA. Parody of angst fic. No slash, no het, just Lupin. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
If Cats Could Cry by Captain Evermind reviews
It is Minerva who finds Severus after the final battle. For the first time that she can remember, she lets herself dwell on their relationship, and his betrayal. A final epiphany.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Simple Things by Hekko reviews
Love isn't easy... yet it manages to be simple at the same time. A oneshot romance and I tried hard to put everything in there: humour, an error, a secret, a surprise, love and... and everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Hogswatch Eve by Wally In Aeternum reviews
In which Rincewind gives some valuable shopping advice to his nemesis and Death does a runner.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
The Road to Hell by Samalander reviews
Aziraphale's bookshop is given a hint. Crowley's apartment is surpsied. Mr. Spelter finds some beetles. Eggs are burned. Sweet, but not slashy.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by jigenslove reviews
Something strange happens to Professor Snape, leaving Harry the responsible one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by shadowycat reviews
Severus Snape disapproves of the use of mistletoe in the holiday decorations, and Minerva McGonagall decides to try to change his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Tonks's Worst Friday by Marauder reviews
After unsuccessfully attempting to break up with Tonks, Remus resorts to interdepartmental memos. Tonks's response to them causes chaos in the Auror office. Mentions of Remus x Sirius and Remus x Kingsley. Not for Remus x Tonks fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
No Sex in Erik's Creepy Lair O'Music by beata-beatrix reviews
Chris Rock does Phantom! The authoress gives the graduating class of 1899 one small piece of advice...Set to the tune of No Sex in the Champagne Room by Chris Rock.Oneshot songphic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2005
The Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape by Lowlands Girl reviews
[pre HBP] '...there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin's Papers' in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled 'Pettigrew's Pamphlets,' 'Sirius's Circulars' or 'the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Dance Lesson by cissymalfoy reviews
Severus Snape is hiding from Minerva McGonagal. What horrible task is he avoiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Fairy Tales by The Atomic Cafe reviews
A parody of Sleeping Beauty. The Russian Minister of Magic needs a place to place his daughter, who is under the Draught of the Living Death. Severus and Dumbledore decide to help him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fizz by Kiki Cabou reviews
Harry has issues. Fortunately, he also has friends. A Sixth Year story. Major spoilers for OOTP, GOF. This story is now COMPLETE. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,797 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Down by Cheloya reviews
OLD. It takes a certain type of angel to give away a feather without even asking what it's going to be used for. Sandman/GO crossover. A/C. This belonged to an arc once, but I left it alone too long and forgot what I was doing with it, so, DISCONTINUED.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
Her Love by Troodon reviews
A lonely professer paints, and finds the courage to confront the woman he has long loved. Betcha didn't know he had an artistic side!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Small Thing by Scattered Logic reviews
The trio performs a small kindness - over and over and over again. Ficlet - complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
We Have Met the Enemy by Bamfwriter reviews
GEN 6th-year Black hates Snape, and vice versa. But an afternoon in exile together may change things. After nearly accidentally killing him, Black learns that there is more to Snape than just a greasy little git. Gross-out warning, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Fairy Godfather COMPLETE! by The Kitty-kitty reviews
According to tradition, there are always two fairy godmothers to make sure that living nightmares become dreams and to see that the princess gets her prince... they're usually soft hearted old women with a fondness for pumpkins... so Severus says; why him
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,557 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hero Worship by Bamfwriter reviews
From year one of movieverse. GEN. Hermione develops a crush on Snape after he saves her life. The Potions master is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Stone Soup by hawaii5063 reviews
A fairytale challenge story. Severus Snape and Remus Lupin star in "Stone Soup". A little bit silly, and very short. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Third Request by hawaii5063 reviews
Albus is dead, and leaves behind a strange request of Minerva McGonagall. See how she fufills it. An unusual pairing, but a short read. Give it a try!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
A Passion For Quidditch by shadowycat reviews
A passionate argument over Quidditch leads to something neither Snape nor McGonagall expect...(complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Walk on Her Wild Side by Bella Aria reviews
Minerva McGonagall lets her wild side out, and Snape witnesses. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Knowing by Urbandruid reviews
The Order of the Phoenix is bound together by the things they know, bound by secrets, dreams, and nightmares. Sometimes friends and lovers, but always allies, their strength is in the knowing. MoodyTonks, SnapeMcGonagall, LupinBlack. OoP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Alastor M., N. Tonks - Complete
Emerald & Ebony by Urbandruid reviews
Severus Snape has reprised his role as a spy amongst the Death Eaters, passing information to his colleagues at great personal risk. One of those colleagues is Minerva McGonagall, Snape's oldest friend, who is perhaps dearer to him than she yet knows...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Aberforth's Folly by QuizzicalSphinx reviews
A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2001
To Sever the Lining from a Cloud by Textualsphinx reviews
O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
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