OneSmartBoochi
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Joined 03-12-08, id: 1522467, Profile Updated: 07-02-13
Author has written 18 stories for M*A*S*H, Pirates of the Caribbean, Perfect Strangers, Gilligan's Island, Wrestling, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Dear Reader,

Hello and welcome to my profile!

I currently have no other publicly available accounts on any other sites, except for Archive Of Our Own, where my username is LuciusMalfoy, with that in mind, if you happen to see any of my works posted elsewhere, please notify me so that I can have a swear at any individual stealing my work.

I happen to be a fan of many different works and that will be reflected as my number of stories expands.

I also take suggestions and requests, particularly for rare pairings and fandoms.

Just because I have not yet written a story in your fandom of choice, does not necessarily mean that I am not a fan. I'm into all sorts of things from Russian, Korean and Japanese Pop Singers and Political Pundits to Professional Wrestling and Super Sentai so don't be afraid to PM me with any requests you might have because you never know.

I always respond to PMs, even if I have to reject a request due to my not knowing the fandom or for whatever my reasoning is, I guarantee you won't be ignored.

Feel free to read my works posted here.

Reviews are very much welcomed and appreciated.

Dear Doctor Winchester by Bad Octopus reviews
In a small town in Maine, a young girl writes a letter to a certain doctor stationed in a Korean MASH unit, resulting in a continued correspondence.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Charles W.
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Colonel Frank Burns reviews
Lt. Colonel Frank Burns didn't get his fair shake when it came to resolving his storyline in the series and there is much more to him than a whimpering louse of a surgeon. This story is intended to resolve some of the loose ends that were left after Frank had his breakdown. After all we found out what happened to Hawkeye after his breakdown so why not Frank as well?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Charles W., Frank B., Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
The Code reviews
Eric violates The Code and finds himself in a rather unusual situation. Contains slash so be forewarned.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Shawn Michaels, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Eric Bischoff
World View
RVD is making his return at the Money In The Bank PPV. I wanted to write a story with him in it. No slash, just a quick story.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam, Eric Bischoff - Complete
PoTC Bound By The Law reviews
What would have happened if Norrington had held true to upholding the law?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - James N., Elizabeth S.
Countermeasures reviews
An unfinished piece of slashy political pundit fan fiction involving Stephen Colbert, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and Jon Stewart with a sprinkling of Keith Olbermann and Tucker Carlson.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013
Blue Dreams reviews
Major Winchester pines for Captain Hawkeye Pierce. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Charles W., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Waking Hours
Sting and Eric Bischoff slash. It is so AU and so terribly written that I don't even know what to say. I'm just posting it because it is such a rare pairing. It is far from quality work so be warned.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sting, Eric Bischoff - Complete
Eric's Invitation
A little bit of Christmas fluff. Slash. Don't like, don't read.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff - Complete
Strawberry Shortcake
This little work of fan fiction is for shigure doggy19 as a small token of my gratitude for all of the fantastic fics that she has written and that I have enjoyed reading prior to becoming a writer myself. Strawberry Shortcake and Eric Bischoff. Some things are just meant to go together! Slash so be warned!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff - Complete
Redneck Triathlon 2
Eric can't stand Stone Cold Steve Austin and he is still fuming over the fact he lost the Redneck Triathlon. In a bid to quench his thirst for revenge and to rid himself of his rattlesnake problem Eric decides to challenge Stone Cold to his own contest for the sole GM rights to RAW! Mentions of beer and some light language so be forewarned.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Stone Cold, Stephanie McMahon, Eric Bischoff - Complete
Wondering Why
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon have been at it for years, leaving Eric Bischoff to wonder why. Extremely vague slash theme but is completely clean and readable for anyone who doesn't like slash fiction. There is light swearing in this story, however, so reader beware.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Stone Cold, Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff - Complete
Mentor reviews
Just a quick little story about Daniel Bryan training alongside William Regal with a mention of Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Daniel Bryan, William Regal, Roddy Piper - Complete
Golden Eggs reviews
Would you believe that Balki has the goose that lays golden eggs?
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Another Day On Gilligan's Isle reviews
Just a cute little story involving all seven castaways.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Gilligan, Skipper - Complete
Perfect Strangers Dimitri's World reviews
A stuffed sheep's take on the world.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
MASH Major Windbag reviews
When Charles' latest gift from home goes MIA along with a certain Head Nurse accusations fly. Contains various other characters.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Charles W., Hawkeye P. - Complete
MASH Drabble Series reviews
A series of M*A*S*H drabbles from various character POVs.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
The Winchester Tapes 2 reviews
Major Winchester sends another tape recording home to Boston. Features references to various characters in the series.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Charles W., Hawkeye P. - Complete