Author has written 7 stories for Ugly Betty, Doctor Who, and Angel.
Hey I'm Shayanne, I'm 20 years old and I'm from London, England baby!!
My favorite shows are: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, Angel, Ugly Betty, Glee, Smallville, Heores, and then there's the other English stuff like: Misfits, Waterloo Road, Hotel Babylon, and Take Me Out! Love it!
My fav books are : Harry Potter, Naughts and Crosses series, Twilight series, A Series of Unfortunate events and "His Dark Materials"
I'm a weirdo and I admit it. And LOOK i've got something on Fictionpress too! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/643943/
Well hello there!
I love stories on here and I cant get enough of them ESPECIALLY stories that involve fluffy scenes with my fav pairings: 10Doctor/Rose and Jack/Ianto. They are the best pairings ever.
Now for the real important stuff!
My Ships Dude!
Doctor Who: 10DOCTOR/ROSE!! THEY ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER!! Donna/Lee (that guy off Forest of the dead) Martha (yuk)/Tom Milligan
Torchwood: JACK/IANTO!! They soooooo belong together. Gwen/Rhys, Owen/Tosh - So sad that they didn't get it together before they died!
Angel: Cordelia/Angel!! Love them together! (Also i hate Conner/Cordy I think they are disgusting together - eww) Gunn/Fred, Wesley/Faith (from Buffy)
Ugly Betty: DANIEL/BETTY!! I LOOOVE THEM TOGETHER I hate all Hetty's or Benry's or whatever you might call Henry and Betty together. Also I hate Hate HATE Daniel/Molly and Betty/Matt!!
Criminal Minds: Derek/Penelope!!!! This pairing needs to be on the show!! Hotch/Beth, Spencer/Emily, JJ/Will, Rossi/Erin (lol)
Glee: OK so I think i'm pretty weird, but i've got to say that my favourite pairing is Brittany/Artie!! I love them! (They are soo cute - even if they don't last.)
Smallville: Clark/Chloe!! (I'm Chlarky all the way) Lana/Lex (I hate Lana! And I think that her and Lex suit each other as they are both EVIL!!) Jimmy/Kara Lois/Oliver Lionel/Martha
Charmed: Leo/Piper, Cupe (or Cupid)/Phoebe, Henry/Paige, Billie/NO-ONE!! lol
Gilmore Girls: Lorelei/Luke, Rory/Logan, Dean/Lynsey (I probably havent spelt that right) Laine/Zach, and a bit of Rory/Jess
The Hunger Games: Kaniss/Peeta EVERLARK FOREVER!
Catching Fire: Peeta/Katniss PEENISS FOREVER!!!
There are so many more movie pairings I could do, but I really can't be arsed.
Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Ginny/Neville, Fred/Angelina, (I refuse to acknowledge Fred's death.) George/Alicia, Draco/Pansy, Remus/Tonks, Hagrid/Olympe.
Naughts and Crosses: Callum/Sephy!!
Knife Edge: Sonny/Sephy
Checkmate: Sonny/Sephy Callie Rose/Tobey
Double Cross: Callie Rose/Tobey
Twilight: BELLA/EDWARD (who doesn't love them together??)
New Moon: Bella/Edward! and everyone else
Breaking Dawn: Bella/Edward
NOW 4 SOME RANDOM DOCTOR WHO STUFF!!!
Doctor: "It's sonic. Totally sonic. I am SONIC!"
Mickey: "What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"
Doctor: (disappointed) Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! (Rose looks annoyed) Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
Rose: I wanted to say (Imitating Queen Victoria) "We are not amused". Bet you five quid I can make her say it.
-"Tooth and Claw" Series 2
Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.
The Doctor: Come on! We can all have a good flirt later!
Donna: He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures ... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
MY FAVORITE LINES!!
The Doctor: You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body". (ha. funny!)
-"The Doctor's Daughter" - Series 4
The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of... wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
Sally: (absently) Started well, that sentence.
The Doctor: (reflecting) It got away from me, yeah.
- "Blink" (wicked episode!) - Series 3
Doctor Who. HEY. Doctor Who. - Love it!
Harry Potter Quotes!
Dumbledore: "We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on."
Harry: "Don't be silly, Hermonie. We need to confront the monster ourselves and risk getting hospitalized, just like we always do."
Hermione: "Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"
Hermione: (To Ron) You are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
Harry:(To Sirius)"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"
Ron: "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
Ron: "Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Ron: "Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe he (Tom Riddle) got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor..."
Ron: "I love you, Hermione."
Ron: "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!"
Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."
Ron:"Bless him (Kreacher), and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!"
Ron: “And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?"
Hermione: "Merlin's Pants!"
Hermione: "Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"
Harry: "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
Harry: "I like a quiet life, you know me."
Fred and George: "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
Fred and George: "You two just Apparated on my knees!" said Ron "Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"
Fred and George: "Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.
Fred and George: "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
Fred and George: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
Hermione and the twins: "So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she was saying, "and then there's A-"
Fred and George: "Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.
I believe that homophobia is wrong. If you do to, please read this and copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
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"All we've ever wanted,
is to look good naked,
hope that someone can take it.
God saved me rejection,
from my reflection,
I want perfection."
- Robbie Williams
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