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Joined 03-12-08, id: 1522767, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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Name: Rani

Age: Unknown

Ethinicity: Indian

Sex: Female

Orientation: Bisexual! :)

Status: Single but madly in love with my gay friend, and I'm kinda crushing on this guy I knowwwwwww

About...um,..ME!

Yeah yeah I'm Rani and I have been writing fanfics for a couple years now and they are mostly, well, um, CRAP. I haven't posted many fanfics online, I did once and automatically regretted it so I took it off! not on Fanfic dot net. Um, I mostly write slash, serious hot slash, but I have been known to write crapfictions with a hetero pairing. And yes, I am naive enough to HAVE to have a pairing in mine fanfics, mostly because my fanfics are where my dreams come true. I sometimes write songfics but, I'm not very good. Um, I regularly mention lesbian couples, nothing serious though. Except occasionally. When I am regularly writing femmeslash couples, I'm enjoying it though.

If you're looking for some music that is amazingly fantastic, check out "Tegan and Sara", they are a Canadian singing duo and they're TWINS. Amazing too. I've also fell in love with American Idol's Adam Lambert...dang it, he's gay too! Haha. OOH! And you'll see me mention Tarkan a lot. He's a Turkish pop star and he's AMAZING!! LOVE HIM!

I really like slash fanfics, if you couldn't tell by my favorite stories, and two of my top most favorite Fanfiction.net authors HAVE to be the ever so wonderful Cheryl Dyson and the even more so amazing maxfaith. So if they ever read this: I LOVE YOU! (Drarry pairings mostly)

In note to the above, I'll have to say that the best writer so far that I've read has to be dracosoftie. I LOVE YOU BRU!! (Also Drarry for the most part)

Another one of my faves is MAKandCHEESE on her Kakashi/Sasuke pairing from Naruto, so if you're getting tired of me not posting slash, read ANYTHING she writes. She's epic. I recommend "Free Ride" for a oneshot, "Uniform Procedure" for a little bit longer, and "12 Days of KakaSasu Christmas" For 15 chapters of amazing slash, even if not ALL chappies have slash, ALMOST all do.

Stories posted:

A Deadly Sin- A Twilight fanfic: Rated T, A confession from Jasper in a journal of his about killing someone and being gay

I am Fortune's Fool- A Twilight fanfic: Rated M, Jacob has finally gotten over Bella, only because he's imprinted. On another wolf. Who? None other than the young Seth. Slash...I'm not sure how long I want this to drag out.

Only 10 Months to Live- A Twilight fanfic: Rated M, Ryan and Leah have finally gotten back together after all of their problems were fixed. Suddenly, Ryan gets told that she only has ten more months to live but she has the control to destroy the thing taking her life. What if she doesn't want to? What if she's really willing to risk it all because she has come to terms with it? Femmeslash.

Stories to soon be posted:

Another Deadly Sin- A Twilight fanfic: Rated M, Jasper has fallen in love with Edward. Edward loves Bella. What happens when Edward and Jasper go on a hunting trip and they let their senses take control? They are both thirsting for something, but it is definitely not blood. Slash oneshot

Yet Another Deadly Sin- A Twilight fanfic: Rated M, Jasper and Edward come home after their smexxi hunting trip to find everyone gone. Carlisle is working, Esme is out shopping, Rosaline and Emmett are in Argentina for a new car, and Bella and Alice are in Port Angeles. What if Edward is craving some more Jasper time? What if Jasper is ready to give all he can just to keep Edward in his bed? What would happen if someone walked in? Find out. Slash oneshot, mpreg

Series of Songfics

I'm totally Lazy so I'm not about to write out every song I picked, but it's interesting. Seth/Jacob of course, but it'll have two endings. One cheery and sickening. The other the exact type I hate: Seth kills himself, but it fits the plot of the song.

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Pride & Prejudice: Plus Two by LetMeBeFree reviews
What happens when two girls from 21st Century America get pulled into Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice? Will they ever get home? Will they ever want to leave?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
An Unforgiving Poison by MAKandCHEESE reviews
KakaSasu "If this world could lose one person, I would hope it wasn’t you because the day that you go missing,this world will be missing two. " Anal, Death, H/C, Language, Yaoi Collab with KakaSasu4ever
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dancing Queen by albe-chan reviews
AU-y.NextGen. Lorcan Scamander both loves and loathes having a twin. Because, when you had that person who completed you, was essentially half you, there was always some bastard trying to take him away. Lysander/Lorcan.SLASH.ONESHOT.TWINCEST.SMUT.SEX.BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Lorcan S., Lysander S. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seducing Doctor Cullen by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for the "For My Valentine" contest. Edward's the newest doctor at Children's Hospital in Seattle. Jasper likes him right away. Cute boy love ensues! J/E story, rated M just for safety and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
B is for Barf: A Weasley Christmas Jumper fic by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for Rani, featuring not one, but TWO different pairings, ugly Christmas jumpers and a sexy sheriff's outfit. Happy Christmas, indeed! Theo/Blaise and Harry/Draco. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Runes: Part II of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Sequel to After Hours. Harry’s had a taste of exhibitionism and wants more. He finds a way to pay Draco back for his courtyard ambush. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After hours by dracosoftie reviews
Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy birthday, Harry by dracosoftie reviews
Harry's unhappy birthday takes an unexpected turn. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Silent Still by DarklingShift reviews
She cries for him in the waving grass ... he weeps over her without tears ... no names, angst, and filled with sorrow. Read aloud for best effect. Disclaimer: i own nothing but my own skin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
A Series Of Humiliating Events by Merkswinter reviews
After a drunken and cringe worthy night Inuyasha attempts to deal with the aftermath of revealing a little too much to his aloof brother, Sesshomaru. Yaoi MXM
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
From Brothers to Lovers by Literate reviews
He didn't know where it all started. He didn’t know the exact moment in time, the exact date, the exact circumstances in which they loved each other more than society allowed. And he doesn't care. Hitachiincest. Rated M for explicit content.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Grind by QuidditchQuitter reviews
Twentythree year old Harry is exploring his sexuality. Deciding to escape to mainland Europe, he visits the club scene and discovers Malfoy. Only here, the rules of engagement seem to be completely different from what he's used to...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lick Your Treat : A Halloween Tribute by Ainslee dan de' leon reviews
It's Halloween, and Dee's got Ryo all alone. One costume, two men, and a pile of paperwork later, what will these two get into? Lemony Lemon goodness in one shot!
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Experiment by bitterending reviews
[incest] Percy becomes the victim to one of Fred and George's latest inventions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Because Let's Face It by Blatantly Jennifer reviews
Because let's face it: if you were the one standing beside a naked and dripping George Weasley, well, you'd want to shag him too. Fred/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Too Hot by Nejinee reviews
There's heat at the precinct. A couple days in the life of the 27th. DeeRyo
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Sandwich by Anonymouschickadee reviews
Sokka is walking down the streets of Ba Sing Se, looking for a one night stand. It ends with Zuko being the meat in a SokkaZukoJet sandwich. Yaoi, slash, and that's pretty much it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Leatherpants by Mako75 reviews
Kiba's standing in the mens room at a bar in Konoha. He looks at himself in the mirror. He looks hot! Everybody has told him so! Everybody but the one who acctually matters! WARNING: YAOI LEMON! KankuroxKiba Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Shosuro reviews
How does Naruto keep his Sasuke warm? With Hot Chocolate of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Delicious by Shosuro reviews
People are finding out too late that they like Naruto. What can they do to pull him away from his relationship from Gaara?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Sultry Roses by vulpixfairy reviews
A stand alone follow up to 'Sensual Massage'. Summary: Dee has promised Ryo a bed of roses and a bed of roses he will get... hot lovin' up ahead, sappiness and sultriness ensue
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Sensual Massage by vulpixfairy reviews
Ryo decides to surprise Dee with a massage...(You gotta luv this pairing...). Warnings inside.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
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Only 10 Months to Live reviews
What if right after you made up and married your soulmate something happened that shortened your life to only 10 brief months? How would you live your life? What if there were...complications where you could save yourself? Leah/OFC Ryan, Yuri, Femmeslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Leah
I am Fortune's Fool reviews
Jacob and Seth have imprinted on each other, and Seth accepts it while Jacob fights with it. A kind of funny love story between two werewolves, one with a married crush and the other with a sister who happens to be a...you'll see! ManxMan SEXUAL CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Jacob, Seth
A Deadly Sin reviews
A short letter from Jasper containing some secrets about his past from when he thinks he is about to die. Some more mature themes and is not for die hard JasperxAlice fans. The first in the Deadly Sin series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete