Author has written 33 stories for Zoey 101, iCarly, Drake & Josh, Victorious, Unfabulous, True Jackson, and Ned's Declassified SSG.
Name: Klaus Schilling
Born: August 29, 1965
Residence: Selb, Germany
Due to ff net's ongoing and aggravating corruption of my stories' content and form, I am going to post my new stories to my dreamwidth account (schilling-klaus . dreamwidth . org) and that on Archiveofourown, same username as here.
Some of the problems seem to have been fixed, but just in case, …
So stay tuned!
The following tropes from tvtropes dot org are frequently encountered throughout my stories, and they are of central importance.
Warning: Readers not comfortable with the presence of those tropes can't be advised to read my stories, for they will be almost inevitably turned off by either form or content.
all of my writing—for a variety of reasons: Rule Of Symbolism, Anachronic Order, No Ending or – better! – Gainax Ending, Jigsaw Puzzle Plot, Gambit Pileup, Epileptic Trees, Driving Question
Author Filibuster triggered by Info Dump and Writer On Board; achieved by means of Footnote Fever, Greek Chorus, Footnote Fever, Author Avatar or Lemony Narrator, and Filibuster Freefall
About all of my works are replete with expository or commentatorial digressions of one or the other shape.
Loads And Loads Of Characters connected by You All Share My Story, Hyperlink Story, Lampshade Hanging, One Degree Of Separation, Contrived Coincidence
The casts of now over twenty real-acting productions of Nickelodeon networks are reunited in my works, and their demeanour in the mirror of the forces of destiny is studied.
Kudzu Plot or Soap Wheel or Two Lines One Waiting or Three Lines Some Waiting or Four Lines All Waiting
Post Modernism by means of Medium Awareness, No Fourth Wall, Deconstruction (up to Deconstructor Fleet)
Leanne Carter from iCarly episode iWas A Pageant Girl in Star Of The West
I don't practise character-driven writing; thence the concept of a protagonist does not really apply; a resolver needs to be flat and static in my stories in order to reflect the simplicity and immutability of eternal divine truth.
Conspiracy Kitchensink. Beethoven Was An Alien Spy, All Conspiration Theories Are True
My whole work is one big conspiracy theory.
While most names are taken over from the originals, some characters are partly or fully anonymous; whence I often add names making sense from the context of the canon or other—often weird—sources.
In a few cases, canon names get interpreted as meaningful names, thus as Zoey (from a Greek word for life).
Genre Roulette and Genre Busting
Shown Their Work and Readers Are Geniuses
Walking The Earth
via Fixer Sue or Peggy Sue
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