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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, and Big Bang Theory.

HELLO! I am GryffindorkInSlytherineColors. Mind of a snake but the heart of a lion.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO UR PROFILE IF THESE THINGS APPLY TO U

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't been or drunk alcohol.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

ok, u heard the person! this isn't mine but i will pass it on for her! do it!

ohhhh heres more from another profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"(ehheh that happens ALOT, im very clumsy :)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

FRIEND: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIEND: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: They ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back .

BEST FRIENDS: Has a closet full of your stuff

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that

BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will read this and then leave the page

BEST FRIENDS: Will read this and repost it!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN... (Again, thanks Seth's Lover!)

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you

Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door or pushing a door that said 'pull'." Anonymous

"It takes forty-six muscles to frown, twenty-six to smile, but it only takes four to reach out and slap someone."

"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss." Anonymous

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." Anonymous

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitly isn't for you." Anonymous

"Suicide hotline... please hold." Suicide Hotline/Recording

"We watched zombies eat people, it was great."-Bella Swan...

-"But I am a werewolf and he is a vampire."
"And I'm a Virgo." (Jacob, Bella- Eclipse)

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka

First I will turn him into a flea! then I shall put him in a box!! Then put that box into another box! Then I will ship him to myself so I can smash him with a hammer!! -The Emporer's New Groove

"Have we met?"
"Yes you hit me in the head with a axe," (BTVS, Spike and Buffy's Mom)

"No matter which direction you start, it's always against the wind coming back." Anonymous

Mis Translations:

At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.

At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.

At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.

At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.

At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet...Miss a car payment.

Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?

English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.

Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!

In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!

In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.

In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.

In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.

In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.

In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.

In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center

In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.

In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - 100 - They won't last an hour!

In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.

In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END

In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.

In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.

In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.

Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.

On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.

On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin.

On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)

On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut.

On a roller coaster: Watch your head.

On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission

On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.

On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.

On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card...

On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you.

On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.

On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.

On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.

On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy

Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.

Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, 10. Or, do-it-yourself, 1.

Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.

Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.

Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.

Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.

Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak.

Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.

Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.

This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to.

Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber.

Now here's what you do... If you've seen any of these signs, or if you thought even one was funny, copy and paste it to your profile.

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A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Upside Down by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Harry climbed up the door and opened his stairs, said his pyjamas and put on his prayers... DMHP, oneshot, fluff 2 new stanzas added to original poem
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wink by Kalira69 reviews
In which the Room of Requirement reveals a secret. Hermione POV fic, set in fifth year. Short and hopefully sweet. Draco/Harry, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silvery Dragon by Hitomi-taichou reviews
Just a short and sweet poem about the after effects of old Voldie. HPDM, fluff i think
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fallacy by TheeMizKitty reviews
Rumor has it that there's a snake in Harry Potter's bed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Uprising by I once was young reviews
The truth is, well, Draco is the only one who knows what that is. And he is willing to keep it, for a price. HPDM Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Story by percabethatw reviews
Okay, this is just a parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift that I made for my other fanfic Demigod Karaoke Night. I figured I'd post it :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Quiet Time by QueenGen reviews
It happens to the best of us. H/D. Warning: Some old-fashioned gamer violence. Totally OOC and a small burst of lunacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blessing by QueenGen reviews
He did it for Harry. Very light H/D drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Vulnerability by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco finds himself in the Gryffindor Tower one late night. Slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine Alone by Ink Penn
From Draco Malfoy to Harry Potter, With love? With hate? Well, that’s the question the poem discusses . :DracoxHarry:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Persona Poem Draco Malfoy by VIKEMON reviews
A short poem I wrote from Draco's point of view, it's him takling about Harry. Not posted for reviews, I just like it. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From Black To Malfoy: Her Reason Why by eTernalSoul713
That was her reason why, if only to save herself. Though if she'd known then what she knows now.... A short snippet between LM/NB. RATED M ONLY FOR LANGUAGE JUST TO BE SAFE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Malfoy drabble by Mrs-Jack-Sparrow1
Voldy comes to visit the malfoys......just a tad fussy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 682 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Voldemort, Narcissa M.
Manta explains it all by Nightglider-star reviews
Something I wrote because I was bored. I may continue it and I may not, depends on the reviews :pAnna is leaving. Yoh is...Yoh. And Manta realizes he doesn't want Anna to leave after all. AxY pairing
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Anywhere by Nirnaeth Arnoediad reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are finding their way to anywhere. DH SLASH! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Paradise Paradox reviews
Amy is sick of Sheldon's inability to be a boyfriend. She might as well try to change it, but what if she can't? She is a woman, and she wants a man. Can she avoid an all-or-nothing situation and keep him, or will she have to let him go? And more importantly, will Sheldon every really try? If he does...what kind of hilarity will ensue? SC/AF
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C.
Gossip reviews
Elizabeth Bennet is about to take on her fourth season in the ton. Her name and fortune recommends her, but Mr. Darcy wants her for more than that. But will he be able to continue his pursuit with the insufferable gossips in the way? Or later, with his sister in such a delicate emotional state? Will the ton allow their happy ever after? CHANGED PEN NAME!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Ghosting the Halls reviews
Elizabeth Bennet is a little homesick. To remedy such an illness she invites her sister Kitty to join her in Pemberley. Unfamiliar with the halls, Kitty goes to explore and walks right into a web that Pemberley's past wove. A past that ghosts the halls.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011
Falling in Love For Ickle Firsties reviews
What if there was no Voldemort when Harry went to school? What if there was no Voldemort to begin with? No war. No prophecy. What if Harry James Potter was Rose Lily Potter? What if House unity wasn't a complete issue? Fem!h/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Proud Failure reviews
"He missed when life was this uncomplicated. Where everyday could be sitting next to a stream, dangling your feet and worrying about grades, a girl, friends, quidditch…" A little Draco one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Understanding reviews
This emotion used to puzzle Harry but not anymore. Now he realized what it was. Completion. All because of a certain boy. A boy he never planned to part from. And he would make sure of that. Song!fic Sequel to Taking Chances HP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Chances reviews
It was an undeniable attraction. It wasn't one of those things that you could count on to fade over time. Or maybe it was. The point was, they would never know unless they tried. So that's exactly what they were going to do. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playful Banter reviews
Harry is upset. His rival, Draco Malfoy, has really been dropping the ball lately, and it has got to stop. Crack!fic K for one minor swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Winters Tale reviews
Christmas day. a break up. a confession. a love. eventually DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tears For the Enemy reviews
Draco Malfoy heard sobbing from the Owlry. And he is about to get Harry Potters whole story... Takes place after the ministry battle in the 5th book
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete