Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
a little bit about myself;
Age: between 14-25
live: in Ontario, Canada
Oh The Irony
Rosalies dress in chpt 3
copy and pastes
( there were way too many so I got rid of most of them...)
If you play operation and scream when the buzzer goes off copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are an amzing multi tasker copy and paste! (tehe, reading ff, writing ff, watching tv, playing x-box, listening to music, talking to friends, day dreaming, eating AND talking to my parents ;))
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (only ALL THE TIME)
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you always end up falling in love with people in books or movies that aren't the main character then copy and paste (Jasper and Seth and Damien and...)
If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 percent proud of it. copy this into your profile.
If you have an incredibly long profile that no one will read, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b--slap them upside the head.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
music is like candy. you HAVE to throw the rappers out. End of story.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you
~A day without sunshine is like...night.
~On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
~Why do psychics have to ask your name?
~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -stewie griffin
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FORREST RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?""
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
And crosses a bridge
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