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Joined 03-13-08, id: 1523944, Profile Updated: 01-13-13
Author has written 4 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Chuck.

I used to write under the name Crime-Fights-Evil-With-Batman. So, I'm the same person! lol

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the shows for which I write. I only pretend that I do. :)

I write for Stargate SG-1, Farscape, Stargate Atlantis, and Chuck. I may branch into others, but I highly doubt it.

I'm dyslexic, so if something doesn't make sense, please tell me!

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Left Behind: SG1 by ChristianGateFan reviews
When billions vanish, including one of SG1's own, the team looks for answers. What they find changes their lives forever, and throws them into the battle of the ages. What happens when they stand in the way of the most evil enemy they will ever face?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 368,276 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2007
Chuck vs the Producers by Notorious JMG reviews
Team Bartowski won't let the producers of "Chuck" ruin their lives. After four seasons and eight chapters, this story is no longer appropriate for anybody with a sense of common decency.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck Vs the Getaway by WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd reviews
It's a game of cat and mouse. On what was supposed to be their honeymoon, Chuck and Sarah accidently embark on an adventure that will test everything they've come to know: love, trust, commitment, and of course a little espionage along the way. UNFINISHED
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,380 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
What Could Have Been by Indigogold reviews
What happened that day on the beach after Chuck and Sarah first met? What should have happened when they first kissed? I'm taking a Charah moment from each episode, and writing about what could have happened. It's a series of one-shots, please read.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,787 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Enjoy the Ride by retropanda37 reviews
Sarah's at her breaking point and has a revelation. One-shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs The Cardinal Rule by jomarch05 reviews
Spies don't fall in love. What happens if the Intersect is affected by Chuck's feelings for Sarah?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
It's Complicated by fAteD lOvE reviews
Fake update fake update. You have been warned. Sorry it's not a chapter! I have a perfectly good reason to post blank pages. Just let me sink down the update list quietly haha
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,752 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
It's Hard to Say Goodbye by mia2009 reviews
This story picks up exactly where Season 2 ended, with Chuck uttering the words.."Guys, I know Kung Fu."
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,810 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs Unscripted Programming by atlee reviews
After intercepting communications about the Intersect, team Bartowski goes undercover in the world of ... Reality TV? Last two chapters up!
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Negotiation by BillAtWork reviews
Follow up To Chuck vs The Incentive. Chuck and Sarah want more. So they get secretly married. Can they work it out with their circumstance? And what happens when their circumstance changes?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,679 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Cost of Love by BillAtWork reviews
They always knew that their relationship would never be normal. But a person from Sarah’s past makes it even more complicated. How far will Sarah go to save Chuck? And does he even want to be saved? This is a sequel to Chuck Vs The Fake Relationship.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,056 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Doldrums by Altonish reviews
Chuck used to dread the missions, now he's starting to dread the time between the missions. Having a fake girlfriend can be emotionally exhausting, especially when you care about her like she's a real girlfriend.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,983 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Baby Blue Eyes: Third Season by Siochan Peace reviews
AU Daniel tries to get his wife home while raising his three-year old son.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Last Of The Popcorn by RhiannonNymph reviews
A series of Sheyla moments. Mostly unrelated oneshots. Ch. 11 - She had never, in a thousand years, imagined walking into the scene she found herself in now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Teyla E., John S.
Getting a Life by sam938 reviews
Sam decides to get a life; Jack decides to help, quietly, but they have a lot to learn about each other and it’s October anyway; the ghosts and goblins are hanging around in Colorado.End of season 2. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,373 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Homecoming by bookworm1517 reviews
A Daniel and Vala fanfiction where they chaperone a high school homecoming dance. Pairings: SamxJack and DanielxVala Rated T for safety. More chapters of aftermath of dance!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
She's Everything by Danny'sGirlSG1 reviews
She's everything he ever wanted and everything he needs. DV - Written for mission-insane on LJ. Part 4 now posted, thus completing this series.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Sarah vs the Squire of Buymoria by Course Jester reviews
Chuck is bored out of his mind while doing paperwork in the Castle, and he's aggravating Sarah to no end. This fluffy little piece is mostly for fun, but if you know me at all, you know I can't resist throwing in some Charah. Early S2. Edited 11/17/10.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck Vs The Gravity Boots by Afficted reviews
Remember when Chuck accidentally caught Ellie and Awesome in a compromising position? Well, turnabout can be... strange.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Morgan vs The Serial Killer by sinemoras09 reviews
Morgan thinks Casey is a serial killer. Gen. Crack. Takes place around Season 2.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Morgan G., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Chuck Versus Another Breakup by tss1950 reviews
Set after episode 2.13 "Chuck vs The Suburbs" Title says it all, sort of. Chuck/Sarah.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
25 Random Things by KrisK reviews
The SGC responds to the Facebook craze.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Five Events by macisgate reviews
Why is Vala so sure that Daniel must have feelings for her? Here’s five events that prove it. Chapter 5 of 5 now up FINALLY! Romance, humour, angst, fluff, innuendo, etc.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Colonel Casey at the End by Ainulindalion reviews
After the wedding rehearsal, a rather sloshed Casey has an interesting conversation with his superior officer. Spoilers through 2.21 Chuck vs. the Colonel.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Casey/Alex C., Beckman - Complete
A Day with Sarah by MySoapBox reviews
Sarah takes a day off and invites Chuck along. Oneshot. A day in the life - fluff. Can’t Sarah and Chuck just be happy once in awhile?
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Fire Within by Taliesinjoe reviews
What happens when Chuck discovers his inner strength? and what's up with Casey? Some Chuck and Casey moments and a good fluffy ending.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah vs College Hill by eckesg1 reviews
Sarah decides that she has had enough and decides to voice her complaints. Strong language.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Bath Tub by Lyralocke reviews
Oneshot, Chuck/Sarah. A mission ends badly for Chuck, and Sarah finds him, of all places, in her bath tub.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The Darling Buds of May by amberfly reviews
SG-1 are invited to attend a spring festival.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Sarah vs The XFiles by Metropolis-Rising reviews
Sarah Walker watches the X-Files. Troubled thoughts ensue. Charah!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
A Valentine Night by spacegypsy1 reviews
Daniel and Vala spend the night together on Valentines Day.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
The Words Written on his Chest by GoldenGirl reviews
Things have happened in Chuck's past and now he's a new man. Future fic. Chuck/Sarah. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,349 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Shattered by Lynniebear27 reviews
Shattered glass, shattered marriage. But is all as it seems? S/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Interactiveodular by Eternal Density reviews
Vala has a question. And a banana. Now with 50% more Jonas and Urgo!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Vala - Complete
U is for Uniform by rebeccavoy reviews
Drabble
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Ghosts on a Ship by Chartail reviews
Chiana tells Sikozu a scary bedtime story
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Xmas Special by pick1frcryingoutloud reviews
Jack gets a very special present for Christmas this year. I DO know its a bit late for Christmas stories but what can I say? My inspiration doesn't obey the time of year. Go figure.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Sense by wanderingsmith reviews
S/J - Teal'c gets a clue and decides to share it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Napkin by Danny'sGirlSG1 reviews
It takes one napkin to get things into motion. DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Worth It by Danny'sGirlSG1 reviews
It…had been worth it. DV. Written for mission-insane on LJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Under the Microscope by Beka Alcott reviews
A silly little ditty. It's a series of Instant Messenger conversations between our favourite SG team, accompanied by shameless SJ fluff, friendships and banter, fake marriages, and NID investigations ... :-P
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Children of the Asgard by childofspacegypsy1 reviews
The Asgard leave behind a little more then SG-1 bargained for with "all they have and all they know"... there are going to be some unhappy 'parents' at the SGC. Some standard shippiness may ensue possibly D/V, S/J, L/K, C/C and T/I.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,153 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
How The Grinch Stole The SGC by Matrix234 reviews
T’was the night before Christmas and all through the base, not an airman was stirring…until…you know Christmas at the SGC won’t end well…Que music, snow and … the Grinch? A Matrix/Skyerose Colabaration. Unashamadly, Unsuprisingly J/S.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Flashes by Rose Stetson reviews
A yearly chronicle from the first year 2001 to, but not including, the episode 2010. As in the episode, angsty SamJack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Who Would Have Thunk? by millerdobey reviews
Sam gives Daniel some interesting news.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Puppy Love by petitestars reviews
The first time Sam falls in love...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/27/2008 - S. Carter, Jacob C. - Complete
Christmas Engagements by iwrite4fun reviews
Sam, Jack, and friends celebrate Christmas... a couple of times. Two part story. Part one originally chapter 14 in "Ways Sam and Jack get Engaged" Chapter 2 is brand new! Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Child's Insight by ltcoljsheppard reviews
John spends time with Teyla's son, now five years old
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Whumped Love by spacegypsy1 reviews
Sweet and Sappy - Daniel and Vala. Whumped or not - love will triumph.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Dad Knows Best by BettyHall223 reviews
Is it too late for Sam and Jack to have what they really want? If you're not a shipper you probably won't enjoy this story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Boys Will be Boys by sg1mouse reviews
Boys will be boys, but girls have all the fun! R&R, thanks
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - D. Jackson, C. Mitchell - Complete
Tribbles and Tribulations by mamapranayama reviews
My favorite Star Trek episode reborn the SG1 way. Cute and cuddly creatures wreak havoc on the SGC and it's all Vala's fault. Tiny bit of D/V. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Grasping by a. loquita reviews
Vala gets a clue about a teammate! Very silly fluffy S/J fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Inscription by macisgate reviews
A DV vignette. He didn’t stop her when she reached her hand out to brush his forehead. 'No wonder you figured out the gate system, Daniel,' she whispered simply.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
The Plan by SkyeRose reviews
SG-1 plays Truth or Dare! Much fun ensues! Nuff said! Daniel plays evil matchmaker with Teal'c as evil assistant. Sam/Jack! Dan/Jan! Just a fun, fluffy TWOSHOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Revolution by spacegypsy1 reviews
Revolution – It's not always against the enemy. Team ficlet. Daniel, Teal'c, Cam, Sam and Vala. For a one word prompt – Revolution.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Sarah vs the Bet by nattylovesjordy reviews
Chuck and Sarah make a bet which ultimately leads to something more... Charah. One-shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Lost in Translation by ladybalin reviews
John, Aeryn, translator microbes, and a screwdriver in the maintenance bay. Early S1, pure fluff.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Dylan by csiAngel reviews
Sam/Jack. 18 years ago Carter was declared MIA. Now, a young man contacts Stargate Command claiming to be her son...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
SG1 Highschool by babygeek310 reviews
A cliche fic. The characters from stargate in an ordinary high school setting. Teal'c is out of character because he doesn't really fit into high school. Sam/Jack. Chapter 4 onwards will be co-written with lkhoward88.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,908 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
General Stupidity and Major Nonsense by spacegypsy1 reviews
A Jack and Vala friendship. Jack wants to teach Vala how to get Daniel and Vala wants to teach Jack how to get Sam. J/S and D/V shippiness. Over the top fluffy, sappy, and sexy. Rated T
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Vala, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Atlantis Olympics by Wedjatqi reviews
John makes a big mistake choosing his team members and Teyla takes full advantage of the opportunity to make him pay. JT
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,157 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Ducky Tape by Jebaraj reviews
Short D/V tale in which Daniel gets kidnapped and learns the power of tape.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Time and Again by alwayssmilingsam reviews
Complete! Set after Moebius. What happened to our Jack and Sam's relationship and whatever happened to the Sam and Jack left in Ancient Egypt?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
We lost Jack by ValaMalDoran-Jackson reviews
They've lost Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Beer, French Fries and Wagers by spacegypsy1 reviews
A little D/V ficlet, from the point of view of Jack, Sam, Teal’c and Mitchell. There will be confusion as to who is speaking sometimes, that's intentional...pick your poison.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Ice Cream Nights by babygeek310 reviews
Jack gives Sam a ride home and they eat some ice-cream. Sam/Jack pairing, little plot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Who Knew? by MKRG reviews
Sleep is good. Sleep with Vala next to you is better. Having others find out? Not so good. Former oneshot continued. DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Wild Animals, or, Lou the Llama by Milena D reviews
Daniel's descent into hysteria. Future DeVilish! No spoilers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Quiet by brickroad16 reviews
Chuck tells Sarah he loves her. Oneshot.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Jailbird by acer-sigma reviews
Being separated behind bars isn't new to Daniel and Vala, Having it happen on Earth however is. Established Daniel Vala relationship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Oh No! What We Gonna Do? by Briar Elwood reviews
Parody to one of my favorite Veggie Tales songs. The Ancient counsel is trying to decide what to do with ascended Daniel. Set in lateS6.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2007 - D. Jackson - Complete
Bringing Up Baby by Jenzy Shelton reviews
Chase convinces Cameron to have a baby. Chapter 13 is up. I hate doing summaries.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - A. Cameron
Tis A Small Universe by Willow Fireheart reviews
Sam Carter never expected to see John Crichton again, especially not in a cell a million light years from Earth. SG1 & Farscape xover
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Second Chances by Rose Stetson reviews
Jack and Sam are faced with some interesting decisions when Jack is asked to watch a little girl for the day. FINISHED! HALLELUJAH!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,045 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
SG1 and the Valentine of Doom by Annerb reviews
Saint Valentine's Day, SG1 style. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Comparisons by Darth Tater reviews
Here, we compare Jack with Pete, to save Sam the trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Best Two Out of Three by Queen Gwenyvere reviews
Post PKW, the newlyweds engage in a bit of training. Bruising and bantering ensue. This is my first Farscape fic, so please be gentle. I posted this over at Kansas, and later, Terra Firma, under the handles JaelaWrites and LetsMakeBabies, respectively.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
She's Always a Woman by BookWorm37 reviews
Daniel's waking up and thinking about Vala. DanVala. Major SJ in second chapter, but still mostly DV. I decided to branch out this time! COMPLETE! Sequel Added.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Watch your languages! by Darth Tater reviews
Daniel comes home from work WOW!, only to hear loud cursing from next door... and not English cursing...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Eating Candles by Denaliyasha reviews
Sam's teaching high school students, Jack's along for the ride, and we ALL know what high school boys think about all the time...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Monopoly Madness by Neuropsych reviews
Jack's not the only one who has trouble with boardgames. (COMPLETE)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
100 Goats by macisgate reviews
Jack’s miscommunication leads to a transaction at the expense of Sam and Janet! Literally. Chapter 4 now up! Story complete! Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Canterbury SG1 by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The SG-1 crew, according to Chaucer's 'Canterbury Tales'. Chapter 1: Daniel
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - D. Jackson
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The Remnant reviews
Two young men come through the stargate from an alternate reality claiming to want to help defeat an enemy that hasn't attacked, yet. What do they really want? Who are they, really? (This is a COMPLETE re-write of my old story "Good New For People Who Love Bad News")
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013
Chuck Vs The Bandwagon reviews
This is my attempt at the iPod shuffle mix story thing. lol. Features songs by: Anberlin, Coldplay, Jack's Mannequin & more! Will contain: humor, angst, romance, & anything else I can think of. : Rated K plus for minor language. Ch. 9 is up!
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Exit Calypsan reviews
Jack wakes up as a hero in a distant land. He has only a few questions: Where is he? How did he get there? And, what the hell is wearing?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - J. O'Neill
The Hero Dies In This One reviews
Promise this is NOT a tragedy. D/V futurefic. don't own stargate nor am I making money off of it. This story came to me while I was working on another story lol. I hope you like it! Reviews are much appreciated
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete