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Joined 03-13-08, id: 1524018, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Lazytown.

I have no real way of describing myself, so the incredibly talented KittyUK has done the honors: "you don't come across as a serial killer at all...from your fiction, I'd say you were someone whose view of the world is unique, strange and wonderful; who sees the beauty in terror and tragedy, and who isn't afraid of difference; someone who has the courage to embrace her fears; and someone whose perspective will always be different and fascinating."

As far as the Harry Potter series goes:

I am rather obsessed with the Snape/Granger pairing, insistent that no other characters are as perfect a match. Although I recognize that the relationship would not have worked in the actual books, I am abhorred at the thought of Granger having a relationship of a romancical nature with the Weasley idiot. She is far too intelligent: she would quickly find herself bored with his limitations. (I'd like to think that she would also come to realize that the boy is an absolute disaster to look at.)

I guess it is appropriate to say that I am against all the romantic endeavors that Rowling has insisted upon, and must therefore chastise her here and now for her wretched matchmaking skills. In terms of my own stories, I focus solely on SS/HG ships, and any other ships I add may or may not be of my preference. I'm addicted to tragedies: to death, and pain, and hell. I give my characters momentary happiness before taking it away, mainly because tragedies are more realistic and moving than a story that ends without pain; so although I wish all ships their best, I am ultimately a slave to the plot, and not the couple.

As far as Lazytown goes:

I know that Lazytown fans above a certain age are scarce, but give it a chance! It's fantastic! A bright, simple world to escape in.

I used to be a sold SportaSteph fan, but I have since seen the potential of SportaRobbie. The reason the puppets aren't involved in either stories is because they not only bore me, but scare me half to death! I have tried to be as close to character as I could in both LT stories, but although I can find my inner Robbie easily, alas, the moral and upstanding Sportacus is nowhere to be found. For this reason, I'm afraid, there may not be any more LT stories from me in the future. (However, I have also said this about HP, and I'm still pumping them out, so I'm not commiting to anything.)

As far as the music goes:

If you're curious why I tend to mention band names before each story, it is because I feel the need to list any and all causes of emotions and motivations for my writing. Music helps me immensely to get into certain moods needed for scenes, as well as occasionally giving me plot ideas. Sometimes the music had a direct impact on the story, and sometimes it merely played in the background; but either way, it always seems to present itself. In thanks to the brilliant artists who created the music in the first place, I list their band name, but never particular case some of you are smarter than your own good and figure out where I'm coming from...

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Plucking Petals: A House MD One Act Play by pgrabia reviews
A short one act play. House comes to Wilson for relationship advice that ends in an unexpected way. House/Wilson friendship-UST; SPOILERS for all seasons up to ep 7X9 "Larger than Life". Contains coarse and sexually suggestive language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Gone Midnight by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Wilson didn't look altogether well, but he figured that was what he got for drinking so much. And for blurting his feelings out for House. Multiple times. While licking his face.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Clarity by jezzer reviews
Wilson says something really stupid. Really, really stupid. No Huddy here.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Published: 1/3/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
For Every Closed Door by Cardio Necrosis reviews
"When did you find out Santa didn't exist?" Chase asked randomly, probably just reaching for any excuse to talk; it was the type of topic one only brought up when sheer boredom reared its ugly head enough to implode several people at once.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forever The Same by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When House comes out of the closet, Wilson can't help but wonder if he's just pulling another prank in a long list of inappropriate jokes, or if he is actually gay.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
B Is For Bromance by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When it came to arguments, House could have discussions about the most inane topics ever to have been conceived, and as far as ridiculous conversations went, this had to somewhere near the top of the list.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Flesh, Blood and Ink by darklyromantic reviews
How a final, not so innocent prank led to Harry being born a Potter. SnapeLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Incapacity for Life reviews
Sequel to the Non-Elf. Consequences: what if following your heart means hurting those you love?
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Stephanie, Sportacus - Complete
The Gesture reviews
If you associate with evil, you become evil. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Asylum reviews
Time Travel story. Hermione is locked up in the loony bin, and Snape has come to hear her tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The NonElf reviews
Choices: the kind that save and the kind that kill... technically SportaSteph, but with lots of SportaRobbie
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sportacus, Robbie R. - Complete
The Three Temptations reviews
Hermione projects her needs onto Professor Snape, who is more than willing to accommodate for them. Warning: involves self-harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Downward Slope reviews
Marriage Law story. Hermione needs a husband, but will she go as far as marrying a Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twisting Virtue reviews
Hermione falls in love, but there is a deeper reason for why she connects with him, and it will cost her everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hasty Indecisions reviews
There were certain standards expected of them, but they chose to live out their own destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sustaining Winter reviews
winter - a time or state of old age, decay, affliction, hostility, emotional coldness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreamer reviews
Hermione has a crush.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cessation of Hope reviews
The Dark Lord wins. All hope is gone. There is a future laid before her, but what is the cost of his love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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