RosemaryElizabeth
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Joined 12-22-21, id: 15240315, Profile Updated: 05-06-22
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Explaining my username and its meaning

Rosemary Elizabeth Cullen is an OC I created when I was writing a story, I'm not sure if I'm continuing it or not maybe. Anyway, I always imagine Renesmee having a twin sister, and i always imagined Bella calling her Rosemary Elizabeth Cullen. It just has so much significance, anyway that's why my username is this.

Hi, my name is Nevaeh, and I Live in Australia. It's really hot up here, I mean down here, and once I got a sunburn on my back, that took literally two weeks to heal after I forgot to put on sunscreen.

I love writing, reading, listening to audiobooks, singing, acting, being weird and hanging out with my friends, and thinking of random things to write in my head.

I have the most annoying teacher in the universe. I am vision impaired, and I go to a school where we are not allowed to take our technology home unless we have permission, which basically translates to signing a form which I have done.

When I was in year three, I accidentally lost one of my library books, and they are very expensive. However, I'm 14 now mind you, just because I lost the book in year three, my teachers are not letting me take my writing devices home, the reason I'm mentioning this is because updates might be very very very few and far between if I don't get this sorted out with the NDIS, which basically means I need to get my own laptop

I promise to finish all of my stories, and if I don't, delete them from this website because unfinished stories are a pain

Fandoms I read/wright/like

Twilight

Percy Jackson/heroes of Olympus

Harry Potter, possibly but not yet

If there was a Eurovision song contest the story of fire saga fandom, I would totally right for it

If there was a fandom for any Jacqueline Wilson book I would write for it

My top ships

Piper/Jason

Alice/Jasper

Frank/Hazel

Carlisle/Esme

Ron/Hermione

Rosalie/Emmett

Percy/Annabeth

Leo/calypso

And finally, my favourite, so these have not been in any particular order, but this one is definitely my favourite

Bella/Edward

Things to absolutely not do with twilight fanfiction

Jacob/Renesmee stories, just no. He imprinted on her when she was like a baby, creepy much

Jacob/Bella, just no

Edward/Tanya?

Bella pregnant as a vampire, unless it has an actual legend/anything remotely, And if it doesn't, the author posing an actual reason as to why Bella is pregnant

For example see the sunrise saga by butterfly whisperer

Charlie abusing Bella?

Okay I'm going to stop with the donts, yeah

My favourite types of fanfiction

Humour

Humour

Humour

Anything Cullen centric

New moon fics

Bunch of specific stories, but I don't like everything of the genre

Twilight Oath --

I promise to remember Bella,

Each time I carelessly fall down.

I promise to remember Edward,

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise to follow traffic laws,

For Charlie's sake of couse.

I promise to remember Jacob,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Carlisle,

Whenever I am in the Emergency Room.

I promise to remember Emmett,

Every Time there's a big boom.

I promise to remember Rose,

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty.

I promise to remember Alice,

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me.

I promise to remember Renesme,

When I see that beautiful bronze hair.

I promise to remember Esme,

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Jasper,

Whenever my stomach isn'y curled.

I promise to despise the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes, I promise to luv Twilight,

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession,

Because I know that Twilighters know!

Weird quirks I have

Only listening to Netflix with headphones on

Only watching a movie if it has audio description

Sometimes hating the fact that my parents and siblings can see

Bursting into song at random points in time, my friends like this actually

Having a different definition of weird than everyone else

My definition: calling myself weird means I'm funny, and a bit crazy but in a good way, no one else gets it except my best friend and a few more people

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The Voice by Alexandramay reviews
In the kingdom of Cullen, everything is usually peaceful. Who knew the last act of the dying king would cause such damage. I'm Bella. When I heard the voice, I was locked up as a servant. Now my sister Rosalie's getting married to a prince, and I know I have to save Alice because she doesn't have much time left. I need my sister. What I don't need are prindces telling me what to do
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2023 - Published: 11/19/2022
A Lullaby of My Own by Jezzlou reviews
Renesmee knows just 3 facts about her father: First, he's a mind-reading vampire; second, he has another family; third, he crushed Bella's heart. Now she's off to college but an unexpected surprise is in store for her when she meets a certain someone...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,381 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] Bella, Edward
The Devil's Plan by ruinedbyrob reviews
Banned from Heaven for thinking himself above God, Lucifer bides his time searching for a way to gain his reentry into Heaven and taking the throne of God for himself. He has waited centuries for the one he needs to be born. The lives of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are about to be changed forever, if they are not strong enough for the fight ahead, mankind will pay the price.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 194,287 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/9/2022 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Bella, Edward
Something More by Dollybigmomma reviews
Twelve-year-old Bella's divorced parents remarry other people, and with these new family dynamics, she feels like Cinderella, complete with two rotten stepsisters, and three nasty stepbrothers. Will she ever feel like something more to her family than an unwelcome outsider? FAMILY/ROMANCE/DRAMA AH HEA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,454 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/15/2022 - Published: 1/29/2022 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything For Family by Phoenyx-Fyre-Writer reviews
AU New Moon. Set a month after Edward has left in New Moon. Rose's family are all miserable and this doesn't sit right with Rose. Rose loves her family; how far will she go to make them happy again. Canon Couples. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,023 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2021 - Published: 10/30/2021 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Lockdown by fanficsR4nerds reviews
How prepared can a person be exactly when the world suddenly stands still? One group of friends are about to find out. One house. Six friends. Three girls. Three guys. Limited toilet paper. AH. Cannon Pairings. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 128 - Words: 75,229 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 8/21/2021 - Published: 3/29/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 278,367 - Reviews: 16252 - Favs: 8,080 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 8/15/2021 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hunted by knicnort3 reviews
When the virus spread, people were scared. When the virus mutated, people were Hunted. B/E, AU, Romance, Action/Adventure, SciFi, Horror, Zombie-vamps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,793 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 2/25/2021 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outerra by DitzyDoozle reviews
Bella is a successful E.R. nurse, so successful that she's been offered an opportunity to be apart of the Colonization plan. That plan includes a long space travel to the planet Outerra and make a life. She never had much of a life on earth, so making a new life on a different planet was going to be tough. Maybe the right Outerrian can give her a life she never dreamed of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,507 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Complete
Dodging a Bullet by MysteryHeart reviews
Isabella Swan is about to get married to her childhood friend, that is until she gets a text the night before her wedding with screen shots. "I wouldn't Marry him, will you?" what will Bella do? only one way to find out. 3 part story, All human AU. Drabble fic! not for Jacob lovers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ghost of Rochester by CooLibrarian reviews
Rosalie returns to her hometown with Emmett to find her disapperance has become a ledgend and someone has been waiting for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,294 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Life Itself by knicnort3 reviews
Seven lives tied together by a single tragedy. A story of angst, and love, and heartache, and hope. It's Life Itself. All Human, Regular Pairings - B/E, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,041 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - Bella, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Unforgivable by MysteryHeart reviews
What really should have happened when jacob forced himself on Bella and Charlie pleaded indifference. Actions have consequences and i think. its time a couple of stubborn men learned that. Jacob-bashing. Not for jacob lovers ( currently experiencing technical difficulties with my chapters being cut off. please hold on while I try to fic the issue)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 11/28/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The unforgivable: Missing scenes by MysteryHeart reviews
here are the missing scene's from my story The unforgivable
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Intoxication by MysteryHeart reviews
Jacob brings Bella home drunk after a failed attempt to split her and Edward up, Charlie is livid and maybe this will finally help Charlie see what a gentleman Edward is, and how not so innocent Bella is. humor towards the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/3/2019 - Complete
In My Brother's Shadow by 2brown-eyes reviews
As a child, Bella always felt second best when in it came to her twin brother, Emmett. Now years later, an accident has brought her back to Forks. Will she be thrust back into her brother's shadow? Or will she be finally be seen as something other than Emmett's sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,412 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sitter by 2brown-eyes reviews
When Bella accepts a babysitting job from the new family in town, what she expects, isn't what she gets.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind a Pair of Sunglasses by lightbulb1010 reviews
Bella Swan always wanted to be an actress, but it wasn't approved of by her parents. She did a study anyway but had to come back because of the café her parents ran, had problems at the time. Edward Cullen is a famous movie star looking for a co-star. Could he be the one to convince her to play in her favorite story? ExB, HEA, not-beta'd, Mild swearing and sexual themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 67,711 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MARS ONE by Lissa Bryan reviews
"You knew it was a one-way ticket." That's what she told herself again and again as she stared out the tiny portal at the rust-brown desert that stretched as far as her eye could see. Bella believes she's the final survivor of the Mars One mission, but there's a sound of footsteps in the corridor... OS/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Promises by CiaraShayee reviews
When two little girls were allowed to walk home from school one bright spring day nobody could've predicted the events that followed. The way two families were torn apart by the vendetta of a deranged man. Twelve years on, we'll watch as two girls stolen away from their homes at eight years old fight to take back their lives. If only it were as simple as escaping. M for violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 278,667 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Bella, Edward, Rosalie, Garrett - Complete
The King Maker by knicnort3 reviews
With a cruel tyrant on the throne of Volterra, a group known only as 'Cullen' secretly plots to overthrow the king. When all attempts fail, Bella takes it upon herself to go on an undercover mission in the hopes of getting close enough to take out the oppressor herself. Forced to choose between a new love and her duty, Bella must fight the battle of her life. *B/E, AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 180,098 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Souls Apart by Kayozm reviews
"What! What do you mean? I don't understand. She's human. Carlisle, how is this even possible? Are you sure it's not something else? Have you checked her out completely?" AU in which soul mate bonds are formed - between vampires - instantly. But what about for humans? One shot for the Writers Anonymous All/No Dialogue Challenge. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Bella, Edward] Alice, Jasper - Complete
Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101 by CullenGirl1901 reviews
Edward made a deal with Emmett. That Edward could teach a class on how to stalk other people or Emmett would tell Bella, Edward was stalking her. Will everything go well?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,203 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Tick Tock by qwert.riggaloo reviews
What if you didn't get to choose who you got to spend the rest of your life with? You spend your whole life looking at this bracelet on your wrist. Waiting until it says that it's the day you meet the one. When you read, "0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 days, 0 minutes, 0 seconds". That anticipation and nervousness you feel every time it comes close to the day you meet the one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Bella, Edward
We'll Make It by Flyhigh21 reviews
Alice, Bella, and Rosalie grow up around abuse. When the Cullen's become apart of their lives, the girls become attached to the boys and maybe share a few secrets...original parings eventually. Mostly in Alice's POV because she's the oldest. (Being edited)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,881 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Alice, Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Carlisle's Day as a Cover Teacher by CullenGirl1901 reviews
Forks High is running low on staff and call in Dr Cullen to be a sub for the day. He has classes with all his kids. What fun! But of course something's BOUND to go wrong. Rated T for sex references if you even call them that *One Shot*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Alice, Carlisle, Edward - Complete
140 Characters or Less by SueBee0619 reviews
"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 205 - Published: 9/15/2015
The Cullens do Wife Swap by Rhoda2611 reviews
The Cullen kids decide to get back at Carlisle and Esme, so they sign up for Wife Swap. They are going to make this episode of Wife Swap the most memorable of all. Their will be a few surprises thrown into the story. This is my first story so please r&r. Story is coming to a close soon, rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,864 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
What's Next? by TWIHARDEDWARD1 reviews
A week after Edward Left, Bella finds out that she is pregnant. Years later, Bella's kids unknowingly befriend the Cullens and their kids. Normal Pairings. Most Characters belong to Stephanie Meyer. There are many chapters, but a lot of them are short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15188 - Favs: 8,450 - Follows: 7,147 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blood of Olympus: A Heroes of Olympus Fanfiction by foreverskysong reviews
Annabeth and Percy are finally out of Tartarus, and Nico, Reyna, and Coach Hedge are on their way to deliver the Athena Parthenos and hopefully stop the two camps from fighting. The demigods of the Argo II face different dangers, though, as they sail along the Greek coast through the Ionian Sea. Will they make it to Athens in time? Or will they be too late?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 110 - Words: 352,002 - Reviews: 8948 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by alittlesplashofcolour reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
A World Full of Strangers: Prelude by Helena Mira reviews
It is almost seven years after Renesmee was born and the Cullens are still in Forks so that she can be near Jacob. However, this is making the rest of them unhappy. Now she is older and they want move to a new place where no one knows how old they are. Will Renesmee come willingly? Will Jacob follow? Or will he try to keep her with him? This story is set in Forks before they leave.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Note by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
When Bella finds a mysterious note in her locker, she wonders who it could be from. Certainly not her best buddy, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love is a Fairytale by TwiHEAcontest reviews
He comes every night, not just in reality, but also in her dreams. Will that be enough for them? Can they find their happily ever after... Contest entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4966 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blown by Toothless The Useless Reptile reviews
What started with Edward and bella passing notes in bioligy, has lead to the exposion of the secret of vampires everywhere!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Edward, Bella
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8298 - Favs: 11,725 - Follows: 4,474 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silent tears by A Proud Freak reviews
Isabella and Edward are forced into a marraige in 1918. They havn't met each other but, they both know the marraige is not going to work. Because of a tragic accident they both think the other one is dead. But after a century their paths reunite again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,339 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Messages Intercepted by Hibbleton78 reviews
They meet, they date, they fall in love. Let their own words tell you how it happened. A story told in instant messages, voicemails, and texts. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twilight Carol by 2brown-eyes reviews
Set after Edward left in NM. A letter to Santa prompts an intervention Dickens' style to step in. After being visited by ghosts separately, both Bella and Edward going on journeys through the others' past, present and future. They will not make the journey alone. Will Edward learn anything? Bella? What about Miss Rose? Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol with a Twilight twist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,601 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tree for Eternity by kikichugirl reviews
Jacob Black imprints on a tree during the Epilogue in Eclipse. One-shot. Funny. May offend Team Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Saving Her Dream by 4MeJasper reviews
This story is a departure from Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7. What if Edward & Carlisle had put more pressure on Bella to end the pregancy for her own safety, so she felt compelled to run to save her baby? Who would help her? A homeless Seattle girl or youngest wolf pack member?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets by GoGreen43 reviews
Bella Swan isn't really what anyone expected. When Edward leaves in New Moon an old freinds decides to visit, bringing her back to Camp Half Blood. When Edward sees Bella again... what will happen? Better summary inside
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,596 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Percy J. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13719 - Favs: 8,978 - Follows: 6,605 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Will Things Change? by 2brown-eyes reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon he & his family receive four books. One book of the past and three books of the future. Will reading the books send Edward racing back to his soul mate sooner or will he continue think that it right to stay away? Text of the books is not copied in the chapters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 211,770 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Planet Twilight by melanieintn reviews
On a far distant planet, Bella and Edward find love. A true love in a modern society, where dominant males seek out submissive females to complete their household. No vampires, but plenty of aliens. AU, in-cannon, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 179,271 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Twisted by Triangulum reviews
A twisted vampire from Alice's and Jasper's wandering days returns to destroy them and all they love. Why? Because she can. And because she wants to get back 'the two that got away', by any violent and gruesome means necessary. JasperAlice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Forks High School Newspaper by BleedingFlames reviews
The First ever Forks High School Newspaper! Here you can see what's going on at Forks High School and Emmett Cullen's advice column! Aahh, High School life! ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Emmett
Multiverse by GeorgeGlass reviews
The wolves were distracted from rescuing Bella from Laurent, and Edward lost her forever. The Cullens have created a solution that will send Edward on an incredible journey through the multiverse searching for his lost love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,423 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Chatroom by Karly Black reviews
Just a chat room with the characters from Twilight with me in control of everything. This shall be fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17803 - Favs: 12,558 - Follows: 5,327 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facing Dusk by DiNishaRob reviews
Everyone wanted a 5th book to tell what happened after, so I decided to write my own.The story picks up five years after breaking dawn, bringing the old ones you love back, with a few creations of my own. Everyone must once again come together... Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 230,963 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Turning the World Upside Down by dreamskribbler reviews
Bella Cullen is a Superhero along with Alice, Emmett, Jake, and Carlisle and she is pretty good about keeping things on the down-low, that is until Edward Masen is transferred into her Biology class and her world is turned upside-down.. Just give it a try
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,196 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Twilight Saga Instant Messaging by Oujdagirl reviews
The Twilight Characters get their hands on IM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Instant Messaging with the Cullens by Breakdown Pessimist reviews
now, re-continued. "is he constipated?" do not report me. theres hundreds of these things. i will just find a reason to report you. lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Fairy Tales: Cullen Style by BURNING PIXIE reviews
The Cullen women are all sent boxes, containing various fairy tale props that will turn them into fairy tales. Their mates must now save them using axes, shoes and true love's kiss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
A CinderBELLA Story by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella's life with her dad was great until he got remarried. when he dies Bella is left with her evil stepmother and stepsisters. when she meets a boy in the Princeton chat room is it true love or just another disappointment? ExB EMxR JxA R&R! ALL HUMAN!
Crossover - A Cinderella Story & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Captivated by contagiously reviews
At twelve years old, Bella fell in love with Edward Cullen. Too bad Edward Cullen was her older sister's boyfriend. AH. Fluff. Vignettes of a girl's first crush.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Stupid Mike! by likethestarsthat-shine reviews
What happens when Mike comes to the Cullen household after Bella's first hunting trip as a vampire? He just never gives up! What happens when he meets the certain daughter of Edward and Bella, Renesmee? Will he take the hint? Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
The Numerous Encounters of Teenage Vampires by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To the End of Time by neheshemushu reviews
Bella's a normal teen in Hollywood. Edward's a star on stage and on screen. What happens when Bella shows Edward that being himself is better than pretending? Will these two make it through it all together, or will fame get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,445 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Why wouldn't it work? by StopTheMadness reviews
Here are the reasons why Bella's and Jacobs Relationship would never work!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Meet the Cullens by msdancify reviews
Charlie has yet to meet the family of his soon to be son-in-law.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Charlie S. - Complete
A Waking Nightmare by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Charlie walks in to check on Bella one night only to find Edward with her. Quick one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Charlie S. - Complete
Home of the Spartans by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella is going to a new boarding school in LA where she meets great friends and the school player EDWARD CULLEN. When Edward falls for her will she over look his history with girls and fall in love or block him out of her life? BxE AxJ RxEM ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,943 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
DrinkingVegas Bad Idea by touttoi reviews
Waking up next to a complete stranger in an unknown place isn't exactly anyone's idea of a 'good morning'. Bella and Edward find themselves in this situation with only a video camera to reveal the nights events, can they make their lives together work?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnap my Heart by Arwennicole reviews
During a normal night in Forks, Bella is kidnapped by a coven of vampires. The leader acts different than the rest of his coven, while she feels trapped in her nightmare world, her werewolf boyfriend, Jacob, is out searching for her. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Instant Message Wooing of Bella Swan by addisonj reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy computer geek who falls for high tech coworker Bella Swan. Unfortunately, he's afraid to talk to her without his laptop present. He needs Alice and IM for help. One shot for Google-ward Contest. AH. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper's tale to be told by Chechizme reviews
Years after Breaking Dawn, the gang is back in high school along with a couple additions. During their history class, they learn some interesting facts about Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Baby Name Game by TeaCullen reviews
The Cullen's have decided that it's time to name Bella's little nudger. A one shot. During Breaking Dawn. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
And She Loved Me by jessica499499 reviews
Alice knew her time was almost up. But before she left she saw something she knew she had to fore she left Alice asked for a promise. Will Cynthia heed the last request of her sister? Takes place the night before Alice leaves for the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
It's You by musicormisery4105 reviews
AU. Two-Shot. It's 1918, Bella and Edward have both caught the Spanish Influenza. Carlisle has a choice, change them or let them die. Things do not work out as planned. Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance. NOW EXTENDED: Please also read "Girl With Golden Eyes"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Instant Messaging with the Cullens by EverlastingPixie1997 reviews
what happens when the cullens are introduced to instant messaging? this is a story of thier chat rooms. please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
ALICE CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Jealous by byteme5118 reviews
SEQUEL TO PROTECTIVE! Bella's turn to be jealous/ protective of Edward. Takes place right where Protective left off.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Don't You Just Want To Kill Him by edwardcullenisagod77 reviews
This is a one shot story about how much bella hates jacob. She has a list of all the bad things that she wants to do to him. This is a story for anti-Jacob fans and are on TEAM EDWARD! Very OOC. WARNING DON'T READ IF YOU LIKE JACOB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Protective by byteme5118 reviews
It is time to swim during gym, will mike learn that Bella is Edward's? EPOV NOW HAS A SEQUEL: JEALOUS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Lost in Believing reviews
CoWritten with Friends For Life Literally. The first truly hot day in a long while, and Bella wants to fry eggs on the sidewalk. When that doesn’t work, she tries to make her breakfast on another heat sorce...Her hot werewolf friend, Jacob Black. One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
What You Don't Know by Red1113 reviews
Edward stops hunting after he leaves Bella. He hasn't hunted for five months. What would happen to his body? What happens when it just shuts down? plz R & R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Cupcakes by iHeartGelato2010 reviews
Annual Turnabout dance at forks high school. Will bella ask a certain green eyed boy or will she chicken out? What role will rosalie and alice play in this? au/ah submitted for manyafandom and isabel0329 "for my valentine" contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Morning, Class by dreaminspired reviews
Some of the teachers and staff at Forks high school go on strike, leaving the ever-so-exemplary Cullen students to volunteer as substitutes. Hilarity ensues in this little one shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marking Cullen Style by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be a teacher, marking one of the 'perfect' Cullen test papers? Well, I did...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alice - Complete
Edward In 78 Words by nomorever reviews
An alphabetical one-shot about Edward. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting to Know the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Curiosity killed the cat; or, at the very least, maimed it. Of course, Charlie Swan learned that lesson the hard way. Set after Breaking Dawn. Winner of the Emmett Award: Best Humor in the 2nd round of the Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elegiac by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
The Girl Who Cried Lipitorious by moosie49 reviews
Renesmee makes up a word that has everyone confuzzled and she gives each person a new meaning to the word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4325 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8539 - Favs: 7,949 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
I think I've gone crazy by Cougarfang15 reviews
Mikes POV. A funny oneshot about when Mike finds out Bella and Edward are getting married and what he tries to do about it. SEQUEL NOW UP! FIND IT ON MY PRO.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Fallen Angel by Dani Meows reviews
Newmoon Au: The ninety pound, pale and frail figure lying in the hospital bed in the mental ward in Fork's hospital, was such a tragic figure. Isabella wasn't even 19 years old but she was dying of a broken heart. Today she was to have visitors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/2/2007
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Heroes Olympus Twilight rewrite, the official guide reviews
Okay, this is a Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight crossover, I just couldn’t figure out how to get it to be a crossover so yeah. This is the official guide for my upcoming rewrite of the heroes of Olympus series with twilight characters, just so you know who is who and all that stuff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2022
Forks high newspaper reviews
The goings-on at Forks high from the time Bella Swan starts at school. Humour, I hope… hope this makes you laugh
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2022 - Published: 3/26/2022
Twilight song parodies
Just some parodies of songs I was listening to while shuffling my Apple Music playlist, that I turned into Twilight parodies. Hope you enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2022
Play for me reviews
I’ve always loved my name, it’s special. It’s a part of me no one else has, unlike my bronze hair and brown eyes. Those are shared by my amazing mother, Bella Swan, and my dad I don’t know anything about. The only things I know about him are that his name is Edward Cullen, and he’s a mind reading vampire. But I still love him, you know? How can you not love your dad? Nm au exb
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2022 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
Play for me, a Renesmee story reviews
Edward slept with Bella in New moon, and a few days later he leaves. Bella becomes pregnant, and gives birth to Renesmee Rosalie Alice Swan Cullen. It’s now 10 years later, and Renesmee is starting at Forks high school. Armed with pictures, a piano, a blank CD,A determined personality and an online friend, how does this help Renesmee find her father?Canon couples, exb, no Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/9/2022 - Published: 1/27/2022 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice