Nemo-hime
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Joined 03-13-08, id: 1524046, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Name: Nemo-hime

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Orientation: Bi

6-1-13

Wow. Been awhile. I just wanted to say that I am NOT dead and that I will be updating Master soon. I swear to God.

Random crap:

I have a huge thing for fluffy smut and kink, as well as dirty talk. I know that is a bit weird, but I just love it!

I rarely read angst or tragedy fics because I cry much to easily at just about anything.

I am a yaoi fangirl, but I also enjoy good yuri when I can find it.

I like happy endings. If it's gunna be a bummer of a story, I don't want to read it.

Here are my favorite pairings for Naruto (the only fanfic I really read) in no particular order regarding top/bottom. I just like the pairings, I don't care who tops.

SasukeXNaruto (My OTP! I don't really read fics with either of them in a relationship with someone else)

KakashiXIruka

ItachiXKiba

ItachiXKisame

KibaXNeji

ItachiXNeji

KibaXGaara

GaaraXLee

GaaraXNeji

NejiXShikamaru

KibaXShikamaru

KibaXSai

SaiXItachi

ZabuzaXHaku

ShikamaruXTemari

KibaXHinata

InoXSakura

So incase you hadn't noticed, Master is on hiatus until that plot bunny comes back to bite me. I have a few new things I am working on, but I honestly don't know if they will be any good. Guess I will have to find out, huh?

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Touch Me by InstantKarma83 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a famous Japanese rocker and closeted gay, has to live a lie for the sake of his career. What he ended up getting, however, was an obsession for an American stripper and a yearning for freedom. AU, Romance, Hurt/Comfort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,770 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beauty and the Silent Type by Yamanvie reviews
It sneaked up on him, this sexual attraction. Or maybe it was that he wasn't paying attention. Because looking back, his more frequent morning erections, his strange new habit of smelling Deidara's hair when he was close enough...He had missed all the clues, until now, when he realized how badly he wanted to kiss his best friend... ItaxDei - Alternate universe - gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Forbidden Brother by Yamanvie reviews
He knew exactly why he was suddenly and consistently impotent. It was the reason he had broken up with his girlfriend, and went on the prowl for a woman with the same physical characteristics as the man who had caused said impotence. But no woman came close to causing the level of violent reaction in him that Deidara did. - ItaDeiIta AU - Continuation to Forbidden Best Friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
Sasuke's collection by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto finds Sasuke's hidden collection of yaoi. Reading makes him question how straight he really is, and Sasuke certainly doesn't mind! This contains yaoi, boyxboy! Third chapter added:D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seraph by Daughter.of.Despair reviews
"The reason is... that i'm in love with you." -Pein is the epitome of in-control. His career is satisfactory, his lovelife pleasant and his friends trustworthy. Yes, Pein is the epitome of in-contol, except for the unfortunate predicament of having fallen in love with his sinfully attractive best friend. AU Yaoi. Slash. Pein/Itachi. PeinIta. Minor: NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Sidefics by Rasengan22 reviews
Extra scenes for the It Started Over Coffee universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,507 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Bugs by Yamanvie reviews
"There is one thing Naruto could do to get rid of the bugs." Sasuke could scarcely believe what he heard next, though he should have guessed that something like that was what it would take to save him. "He has to have sex." - SasuNaru Gift Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss a Ninja: Falling by Yamanvie reviews
Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,022 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somewhere In Time by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki buys the portrait of a young man and becomes enthralled with him. It's not until he finds himself shot back to 1935 that he realizes he now has a chance to live a life less ordinary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,882 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Kakushi by hijipine reviews
Injured while hiking, Iruka is rescued by an infuriating – and deeply attractive – man. But is his dangerous savior human? Iruka/Kakashi, Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Do You Voodoo? by Acherona reviews
What do you do when you find a doll looking exactly like a certain bastard best friend of yours? Why play with it of course. Oh my; this can never end well. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Snowball Incident by caeseria reviews
Kakashi finds himself involved in a snowball fight with Iruka, quite by accident. Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dryad by CerealK reviews
Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Everlasting Bond by CloudNineKitty reviews
Sequel to "Everyone Has A Secret". While Sasuke is relieved now that Naruto knows he is Sharingan, Naruto has begun to act strange. From high fevers to anxiety attacks, can Sasuke's powers save the day when his opponent is his true love? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scent Of My Heart by dusk-pixie reviews
When a situation at work leads Sasuke to bring home Naruto, a fox hybrid who has a thing for his scent, what will ensue? Explicit adult content; hybrid!Naruto; yaoi malexmale ; kemonomimi; mature; lemon; au; rated MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,551 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hysteria by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
"Enjoy your nap, Nara?" The deep voice sent shivers down his spine and he froze mid-stretch. The lazy teen cracked open one chocolate eye to peer at the annoyed face of his teacher. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Erogenous by The Raven and the Fox reviews
"You're always preening, you conceited bastard." NaruSasu, lemon, kemonomimi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Art Herpes by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
"Yes! No!" The Inuzuka couldn't think straight as his toes curled in pleasure inside his shoes. God, he loved it when Shikamaru got like this, so over bearing and dominating. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Photogenic Lovers by do-the-unthinkable reviews
Naruto is a camera whore. Sasuke likes to take pictures. With this kind of equation, What will be the results?. SasuNaru. More Inside. REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Bad by CloudNineKitty reviews
When Sakura screws up and cheats on her boyfriend, Sasuke, her best friend Naruto steps up to the plate to save the day. Or at least he tries to. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, AU, one-shot, double lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Decision or Destiny? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Submerged by nyahxneko reviews
Falling in love with Red was the stupidest thing he had ever done so this time, Green disappears. No one will miss him anyway. RED&GREEN, game-verse; originalshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Natural by watch-me-write reviews
Neither of them thought twice about how they had gotten to that point or why. Because, in the end, it was only the natural thing to do... Ash and Gary were always unusually close. But it had felt so natural to them, it wasn't much of a surprise what happened next.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Message by L-Actually reviews
Haku is a servant, and Zabuza is his master. That's the way they had always lived. But could they really be something more? WARNING: MALExMALE UNDERAGE SLASH. If you don't like that kind of thing, just turn around now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
For the Love of Fashion by CerealK reviews
Neji Hyuuga will do anything to get in on the hottest new fashion line in Asia- even if it means making a deal with Uchiha spawn.Pity he wasn't prepared for Itachi. Commission from: Annieme. Warning: Crack!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Neji H., Itachi U.
Crossdress for Charity by The Raven and the Fox reviews
What'll it take to get Uchiha Sasuke into a miniskirt? A good cause? Bribery? Or perhaps the admiration of a certain blond…? SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission's End by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka rescues Kakashi on the way home from a mission, and then needs rescuing in return.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Official Request by lunamist reviews
Sasuke knows what he wants and how to get it, but how will Naruto react when Tsunade tells him, by clan law, he has no choice but to marry the bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,753 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sub Arbore by Fifi McFu reviews
Naruto and Sasuke celebrate their anniversary the only way they know how - hot, sweaty, and together. Fluffy smut, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scotcheroos by dmnq8 reviews
The boys can't cook, but they can...do other stuff. Same AU as Mission: Get Laid. Yaoi. Sasunarusasu. Giftfic for SexyKakashi99. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Intrigue by darkk.razberii reviews
The final blow was when that sweet angel turned and finally opened his eyes. Sasuke was trapped, intrigued. SasuNaru Oneshot LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loud Music, Fast Cars by darkk.razberii reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, resident bad-boy genius hottie, best friend and secret love of Naruto Uzumaki. He was all about loud music and fast cars, but Naruto was all about him. First fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Sweet Life by Aleia15 reviews
Iruka discovers an unexpected side to Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Domestication by darkalbino reviews
Naruto was everything frowned upon in a pet, and that was the only reason Sasuke even bothered. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot. Kitsune!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And It Burns by dti reviews
Oneshot. An ANBU mission gone wrong leaves Naruto severely injured and Sasuke fighting to keep him alive. It was typical that it would take something as serious as death to make Sasuke realize his feelings. Sasunaru NO character death! Happy ending!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Instinct & Reason by Fruiitcup reviews
After a tiring mission, all Shikamaru has on his mind is sleep. An encounter with Kiba changes that. NC-17 Wild!Kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Wizard's Invention by CloudNineKitty reviews
Sasuke is a powerful wizard rumored to steal the souls of young men in order to keep his youth. Naruto is an aspiring inventor who just wants to be given a chance. When the two join forces, love proves to reside over magic and machinery. SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,006 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Measure of Company by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Aftermath by CloudNineKitty reviews
Warning: contains minors using drugs. A quick oneshot; Sasuke is strongly influenced by his brother's ex-boyfriend, Uzumaki Naruto. But does the blond actually love him or is he just a subsitute for Itachi? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rule 31 by DarkAuroran reviews
Skin as pale as sandstone and smooth as marble slid against Lee's callous roughened fingertips. It was like warm, living silk unmarred by the ravages of battle and housing a power far greater than Lee could hope to comprehend. GaaLeeGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Too Much Telephone by umbrashadow reviews
Sometimes, enough is just enough... a oneshot after the end of Mixed Communication so some spoilers , my bit to encourage people to celebrate SasuNaru day! AU, Anal, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A series of seven drabbles by misshris18 reviews
All of those are SasuNaruSasu to some extent. Written for a meme on my LJ journal. Separate warnings, ratings and author's notes/ summaries for each. All of these are stand-alone, apart from the second one, which is a sequel to the first. M/m slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sparrow's Heart by misshris18 reviews
With 8 sick dogs, there's a lot of vet visits to schedule. Kakashi finds more than he bargains for at The Sparrow's Heart veterinary clinic, ran by one Umino Iruka. AU, Slash, m/m, lemons ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Everyone Has a Secret by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot! Sasuke is Konoha's masked superhero Sharingan. Can he tell Naruto the truth without scaring his boyfriend away? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Release by Ookami Kasumi reviews
Naruto / Kiba and Shikamaru are out in the far practice field. However, what they're practicing is more along the lines of Dominance and Submission. Yaoi / COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Book Stores and Bows by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mixed Communication by umbrashadow reviews
Sometimes its not a lack of understanding thats the problem - it's that the other person understands far too much. With unexpected results. That your best friend is too busy snickering about to help you out with. SasuNaru, ItaDei, AU, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,972 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Climb by Koyuki reviews
Green may have a lot of complaints about Red, but even those are apparently not enough to make Green stop climbing Mt. Silver to see him. Game-verse. Green/Red
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Big Damn Heroes by Windsong reviews
Game!Green/Red- originalshipping. Green isn't sure who saves whom anymore.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Signals by StarkBlack reviews
Neji is asked to help the Kazekage with a hangover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
All I Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seduction at 40,000 Feet by dmnq8 reviews
A routine flight back to Kuwait turns into anything but. Who's seducing who anyway? Oneshot. Coarse language, yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. AU. Giftfic for SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rebound by dmnq8 reviews
All he'd wanted was a shampoo and some gossip from his hairstylist, but the gorgeous temp working in the salon was too fine to resist. Yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Stellar-TheFanGirl. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember how to flirt? by Kutsu reviews
We knew we were hot. We knew the girls loved us. We knew we'd bring any of them into bed if we wanted to. Thing was, I wasn't sure I wanted to anymore. Oneshot. Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Of Fires, Snow, and Caves by muertalas reviews
Invitations, conversations, little touches, drinks, countdown, kisses, unspoken resolutions. Standalone. Pokemon: Red/Green game universe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by DarkAuroran reviews
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Kakashi's gifts to Iruka and the fun that ensues from them. Silly smutty fun to celebrate the festive season. A raunchy KakaIru romp for all of you on Santa's naughty list this year, HoHoHo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Help Me See by YaoiD reviews
Shikamaru has to look after a certain Hyuuga who had returned from a mission injured, confused, and bitter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Literary Seduction by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka has been getting strange gifts with no name attached, only quotes from an unknown novel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Letters Home by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Naruto sends letters to his two teachers while he's training with Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be My Savior by Sociially-Diisoriiented reviews
Itachi, founder of Uchiha Co., is still in love with his ex-lover, but too proud to tell him. Neji, Itachi’s personal secretary who broke it off because of Itachi’s unfaithfulness, has a difficult time sticking to his decision. ItaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Not for Sale by whereSilencebegins reviews
A fire claims the village's school and Naruto takes it upon himself to find a way to get the money so they can start to rebuild. An auction sounds like a good idea. And the item to be auctioned off? Why, its Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Freedom Isn't Free by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Polar Opposites by Acier Glace reviews
or A Story of Pineapple Upside-down Cake. Sasuke was straighter than the stick up his ass. Naruto was more bent than a Crazy Straw. It was a match made in Heaven. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Body Servant by The Raven and the Fox reviews
After a long day’s dull work, Uchiha Sasuke returns to the mansion he calls home, and the servant he calls his lover. SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Promise by dmnq8 reviews
UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alleyways and Strangers by PunkyPenguin reviews
Ending up in a dark alleyway with a blond stranger you met only an hour ago. That was Sasuke's current situation. "Tell me, Sasuke. Have you ever had sex in an alleyway?" Naruto asked in a low, sensual voice. NaruSasu, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathroom Interludes by Smif reviews
I've never been, you know, attracted to a guy. Any guy. Even the ones who all the girls say are really hot. But Sasuke's... different, somehow. AU, NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Fantasies by darkalbino reviews
In the midnight hour, he cried "more, more, more." Pt 1, NaruSasu. Pt 2, SasuNaru. PURE PWP. Giftfic for starlightdevil.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission Iruka by Kiterie reviews
Tsunade assigns Kakashi to observe Iruka under the pretense that she believes Iruka is depressed. Kakashi isn't so sure he should trust her reasons, but it's a mission... Being made into a Doujin! PM for links to lemons and doujin-preview.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,157 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Love My Dobe by Romansu Neko reviews
Naruto has convinced Sasuke to return. SasuNaru, Lemon, yay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Run With the Pack by Kita the Spaz reviews
The sequel to Whiskers Round the Moon. It's been several months since Iruka returned the copy-nin to the village, and things are as normal as they're ever going to get. But what if you don't want normal? Don't want the status quo?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Whiskers Round the Moon by Kita the Spaz reviews
An injured Iruka is saved from death by a most unusual pack of wolves, and discovers that the leader of the pack is something more. But the discovery may do him no good if the poison in his blood finishes what it started.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life Lesson, Or Something by nopenopnope reviews
There are some things they just don't teach at the academy. yaoi, shouta. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rage Spread Thin by Acier Glace reviews
AU Naruto is depressed and goes with his friends to a hot spring to relax. Odd things start to happen and they all center around Naruto. SasuNaru-main pair, others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waking Up by Red Kasei reviews
Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Never Leave Your Dobe Wanting… by Inuyasha'sChic reviews
This one shot was inspired by the SasuNaru 40 Days. Read it. It rocked my socks. I was wondering what would happen if Sasuke gave up sex for Lent.OneShot, SasuNaru, agressive Uke, Lemon COMPLETE Edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Moon by Achava reviews
All merboy Naruto wanted was to make that lonely looking human smile. Yaoi. AU. SasuNaru one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Years by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
The way Sasuke and Naruto celebrate the New Year. Two different New Years at different times. Probably AU. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
25 Days of Christmas Troubles by Kita the Spaz reviews
Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Kind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nightmares by Blood Zephyr reviews
Only He could wipe away the memories of their filthy hands and bodies. SasuxNaru, Man-SEX. Yaoi! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthdays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Blackout by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
Have you ever let into your house a wet cat? No? Well... Naruto let Sasuke in one day only to discover this pretty kitten had claws.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Point by DireAfterglow reviews
Haku's been desperate for Zabuza for some time now, and on a stormy night Zabuza finally breaks... Yaoi, ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Could Have Been by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka has always regretted what he could have been.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting with the Hokage by Mignonne422 reviews
Sasuke is forced to work on his night off, but he finds his duties more pleasant than expected. Hokage!NarutoxANBU!Sasuke. Yaoi, NC-17, PWP, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto's Giant List of Kink by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Just what the title says. One of the most perverted things I've written as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Cross The Line by hollybennett123 reviews
Zabuza and Haku finally cross the line. Deadly shinobi become lovers in truly explosive style. Rated M for strong sexual content, slightly PWP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
It Is So Erotic When Your MakeUp Runs by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
New story! The greatest band ever, Poison Black Poison, has a gig in your hometown. What if you get to know its hot singer and things take new turns? Will fans bite your head off? Ask Naruto! SasuNaru, rated M for SEX and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A KakaIru Christmas by Gryvon reviews
Iruka version. Based on the 25 days Christmas challenge on the kakiru LJ community. Romance blossoms for the two ninja over the course of 25 days. Kakashi/Iruka pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sabotage by StarkBlack reviews
Kakashi asks Iruka to the Fall Festival, but Iruka can't win any of the games! What's a genius ninja to do? OneShot KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Secret Admirer by StarkBlack reviews
KakashiIruka. Iruka is getting presents from a secret admirer, and Kakashi offers to help find out who it is. Warnings: Just boyxboy love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Sakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All The Broken Pieces by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
KakaIruKaka, eventually. Tsunade bets Asuma that Kakashi can teach Iruka to be a jonin in two months, and both men have their lives suddenly thrown into chaos. Amoung the challenges, love begins to work it's way into the hearts of the the two nin, and in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,210 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Holeproof by Hellagoddess reviews
“Give. It. Back.” Sasuke gritted his teeth and ground out, advancing on Naruto who raised his eyebrows and backed away, a teasing smile on his face.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Right Way by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIruKaka] With a little help of Pakkun, Kakashi and Iruka come together and their relationship develops through the events of the series. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,845 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
SexynoJutsu by demonrubberducky reviews
Naruto sets out to prove to Sasuke that his sexynojutsu is the ultimate technique. Can he get Kakashisensei to fall for his technique, or will he be Sasuke's slave for the day? SasuNaru, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Training with Jounin by demonrubberducky reviews
KxI Iruka gets invited to a special Jounin training session, but it turns out the stakes are higher than he knew.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Plushies by tampoposensei reviews
Iruka and Kakashi. A weird disagreement over a weird toy. Purest fluff but should give you a giggle. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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Paul reviews
Naruto cuddles to keep his mind from wandering. T for language Naruto is not mine, but Paul is!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Master reviews
Naruto has been sold to Sasuke. Itachi bought Kisame. Kakashi owns Iruka. And then the real fun begins. YAOI, beware. AU. as much as i HATE seeing this... story better then summary... ack, it burns! NARUTO NOT MINE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
NaruSasu: PWP reviews
this was a gift fic to my friend on y!gallery. pretty much what the title says. DO NOT OWN NARUTO. damn. warning: smex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru teaser reviews
a bit from my work-in-progress story. DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS! Please read and review as you see fit. I love feedback. thank you EDIT: Alrighty folks, this story is UP! YAYAYAYAYAY! Please go read and review! I
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stare reviews
A pointless little oneshot that I wrote after NDK. It's SasuNaru and has virtually no plot... No lemon, sorry. M for mentions of secks though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Should've Said No reviews
Ok, first fanfic! wh00t! based on the song 'Should've Said No' by Taylor Swift. Please read. Rated because I am still getting used to the whole rating system. SasuNaru, past NejiNaru, a bit of NejiIno. btw, YAOI! you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete